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Cale: I am a serious individual with the sole aim of becoming the greatest slacker that ever existed while avoiding all conflicts.
Also, Cale in chapter 338, causally trolling the White Star during a battle:
Cale, who was outside the white gold barrier, responded back to the White Star with a stoic expression on his face.
“Up.”
“…Hmm? Up?”
The White Star’s expression soon stiffened as he looked up in confusion and swung the sword in his hand.
Baaaaang!
Eruhaben and the White Star clashed once more. Cale, who was watching this, shrugged his shoulders and smirked as he responded back.
“It’s actually down and not up, you fucking bastard.”
#lcf#tcf#cale henituse#lout of the count’s family#trash of the count's family#tcf humor#this is why cale can't have nice things#no slacker life for cale#white star
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#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#cale henituse#cale#tcf cale#tcf humor#humor#meme#tcf meme#you don't have to no i'm gonna meme#basically tcf plot in a nutshell#9999 reasons why cale will never achieve his slacker life
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Meeting your future self:
Cale: So... Will we get our slacker life.
Future! Cale: I wish that, too.
Cale: wh...why?
Future! Cale: Do you know Choi Han?
Cale: Yes! I was going to feed him.
Future! Cale: let that bitch beat you!!
#tcf#tcf novel part 2#incorrect tcf quotes#tcf incorrect quotes#tcf meme#tcf humor#cale henituse#choi han#may Cale’s slacker life rest in peace#he should've just let Choi Han beat him
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CALE'S DREAM LIFE!!😂😂
Enjoy your comfortable time, Cale🥹....Your slacker life is about to abandon you completely very soon.😆😆
Oh!oh!! And these two finally got some new outfits!! (Especially Alberu XD)
They're shining ✨️✨️
#lcf#lcf manhwa#tcf#lcf cale#lout of the count’s family#trash of the count's family#tcf rosalyn#alberu crossman#cale henituse#that chair looks so comfortable#but I feel like my neck would ache if I slept in that position tho#alberu finally changed his shirt!!#but the design still looks similar!!!!#I almost thought he was outfitless at this point ToT#cale's nonexistent slacker life#oh! cale's clothes look so comfortable ^.^#Rosalyn's pretty as always ♡♡#lcf manhwa ch 121
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Cale: I am going to avoid war as much as possible, and stay far away from the major characters to successfuly achieve my peaceful slacker life.
Also Cale: *Throwing the silver plaque across the table to show the nobles* "I, Cale Henituse, am in charge of the northeast region’s military, starting today."
And as Alberu once said-
Funny bastard, that Cale
🤣🤣🤣
#And then he wonders why he can't achieve his slacker life#🤣🤣#cale henituse#tcf#lout of the count’s family#trash of the count's family#lcf#tcf cale#Alberu Crossman
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There are two types of people.
There is White Star, who took 1,000 years of planning to try and achieve godhood but still miraculously fails.
And there is Cale Henituse, whose only dream is to be a slacker but is being offered godhood at every turn.
#lout of the count’s family#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#tcf cale#tcf novel#tcf white star#achieving godhood is easy if you are Cale Henituse#achieving a slacker life is not easy if you are Cale Henituse#the gods themselves are offering him godhood while Cale shivers in disgust
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Choi Han sees a weird stick in Cale’s hair.
“Oh, wait Cale-nim, let me…” With the slight height advantage, Cale doesn’t actually have a choice but to let the swordmaster do as he wishes.
For moment he fiddles around, trying to grab the elusive, tangled object, when he suddenly feels Cale lean into his hand. He watches with bated breath as Cale closes his eyes.
(‘Ah, I’m so tired that I’m leaning on Choi Han. Aigoo, he must think I’m pathetic.)
Choi Han spends another minute to get the stick out, claiming that it was particularly stuck in his long hair. He burns this memory into his mind while also promising to never tell another soul.
Eruhaben is next. He notices the red head’s soft locks, freshly washed and neatly air-dried with magic. As a dragon, he doesn’t think twice about the temptation, standing from his spot on the couch to test if Cale’s hair is even half as soft as it appears to be.
It is, he learns.
(Cale shivers. Is Eruhaben threatening him? Just in case, Cale bows his head to hide his fearful expression.)
The dragon watches with amusement, thinking that it’s only natural to offer one’s head to a dragon as powerful as him. Until he feels Cale almost… press into his palm absentmindedly. Eruhaben vividly feels the exact moment that his heart melts into a puddle of affection.
He definitely will use this against the bastard next time he has the opportunity.
Oddly, On and Hong figure it out next. Cale is sitting in his usual chair, reading a book with his hair falling into his face picturesquely. On recalls when Rosalyn did her hair up with a pretty pin, making it easy to move around without getting in her face.
On considers if Cale would mind On experimenting a little, immediately coming to the conclusion that he wouldn’t give two shits.
She transforms into her human form and moves behind the chair. Of course, Cale doesn’t bat an eye at her unusual movements. When she gathers his hair up in her hands, he doesn’t miss a beat, leaning back to give her better access. He only changes the angle of his book so he can still read. Hong observes his sister from Cale’s lap with curiosity.
Her upbeat attitude is ruined quickly because she doesn’t know how to braid nor tie up hair, and is missing the necessary bows and pins to do it in the first place. She runs her fingers through his vibrant red hair as she tries to remember what Rosalyn did.
Hong’s eyes go wide. Cale had stopped reading as his sister continued her ministrations, closing his eyes and leaning back, relaxing into his seat. Hong urgently signals for his sister to witness this.
Her eyes narrow in on the sight with a calculating gaze. She changes the way her hands run through his hair, simply running her fingers through and carefully untangling it instead. Cale’s face gradually loses its constant pinch.
(‘Yes, the children should do whatever they want, even play with my hair.’ Cale internally nods to himself.)
On, unlike Choi Han or Eruhaben, tests her limits. She continues her gentle pattern without pausing. After a few minutes, both of the cats hear Cale’s breathing taper away into a relaxed rhythm. On silently makes eye contact with her brother, and they make a secret promise to not make a big deal about this, lest this trick never work again.
They hear Ron before he enters the room and On casually returns to her car form, stealthily and softly landing on Cale’s lap. Ron enters, pausing at the sight of his puppy young master.
Smiling benignly, he darkly assumes that Cale had been so exhausted that he managed to fall asleep in the middle of reading.
On and Hong don’t correct him.
If Cale has an especially bitter lemon tea that night, he doesn’t make a big deal about it. Not when the crown prince calls him soon after it arrives.
He arrives at the palace where the Crown Prince learns of this spreading secret. Cale uses his superior glib tongue to force a frown on Alberu’s exhausted expression, and the exasperated hyung sighs, walking around to the couch where his dongaeng is sprawled. He places a hand on his shoulder, threatening Cale with a high political position if he doesn’t stop doing dangerous things and causing trouble.
Cale shudders and agrees. Alberu smiles at this, his hand moving to ruffle his adorable dongsaeng’s hair.
(Cale sighs, closing his eyes and humoring his affectionate hyung. He leans back, questioning why everyone has been so touchy lately.)
Alberu feels his heart stop and stutter at the fragile sight. Cale looks completely at ease, slumped in the couch cushions and pressing his head into Alberu’s palm like a cat. His lip is quirked up slightly, but Alberu would bet a golden plaque that Cale hasn’t a single idea on what he looks like right now, otherwise he wouldn’t be even half as relaxed as he is right now.
He resembles a lazy cat. He’s being pet whilst lounging, with a content and pleased expression edging on his face. If this goes on long enough, Cale might even fall asleep.
Alberu continues talking without letting his smile leak through into his words, stroking the top of Cale’s head in an absent minded motion.
(Cale ignores the sneaking chill on the back of his neck, too focused on Alberu’s words about the kingdom. The petting is a bit strange, but Alberu is the crown prince, so he’ll allow it.)
As predicted, Cale doesn’t mention it.
After a minute though, Cale starts to frown, beginning to acknowledge the feeling that he’s being scammed somehow.
“Hyung, do you have a headache?”
Alberu acts like a polite and caring hyung, starting to massage Cale’s head.
(Cale frowns more. Something is definitely going on.)
Cale opens his eyes, protesting. “Your highness, my health is perfect at the moment. You, our shining sun, couldn’t possibly-“ Alberu changes from massaging to running his fingers through Cale’s hair.
(Cale sighs, cutting off. It was just a ploy to play with Cale’s hair. He should’ve expected his highness to scam him in this way too.)
Alberu grins when Cale stops talking, looking resigned to his fate. He goes completely limp, and Alberu’s blunt fingernails scratch against Cale’s scalp gently. Cale visibly shudders at the feeling.
(‘Too scary, what if he scratches and draws blood? If Raon finds out, he’s going to feed me soggy apple pie…’)
Alberu preens at finding Cale’s weakness.
On slyly asks Rosalyn to do up Cale’s hair one day- as an experiment- and is extremely pleased when Cale not only agrees, but he closes his eyes and falls asleep soon after the Mage is done gently tugging his hair into place and adorning it with intricate pins and accessories. Choi Han walks in on this scene and threatens Rosalyn to keep it a secret (after melting a bit on the inside). She agrees with a sly smile.
If only Cale knew how everyone was going to use this to scam him in the future…
Eventually the misconception that Cale likes to have his hair played with goes around the entire group. Cale- of course- is completely clueless. He just thinks that everyone suddenly became obsessed with his hair.
Ron is the only one who can’t get Cale to relax. Even Bud somewhat managed it, but Cale stays vigilant no matter what his old butler does. Ron finds his puppy young master to be amusing.
Cale really doesn’t understand what they want with his hair. Do they want his hair?
(He asks Ron for a trim a few days later. Ron only cuts off the dead ends and leaves it neat but long, much to the young masters displeasure.)
#for the record cale is definitely somewhat enjoying it. he’s just oblivious to his own emotions#and rejects all ideas of enjoying physical affection. bc all he needs is his slacker life and nothing else#so if he gets used to the petting and feels more relaxed afterwards… it’s purely coincidental#tcf#I’ve been mimicking the writing style of tcf recently and I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing yet#… I should write smth and ask my sibling to peer review it and tell me if it’s better or worse than my style before#trash of the count’s family#lcf#lout of the counts family#cale henituse#choi han#eruhaben#on and hong#alberu crossman#rosalyn tcf#ron molan#not a reblog
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Cale: I just want to be a slacker
Also Cale: Proceeds to try to attempt to create world peace, constantly overworks self, puts himself in danger on a regular basis
#ah yes#the ideal slacker life#hes so silly tho it's okay#cale henituse#totcf#lotcf#trash of the count's family
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I STILL CAN'T GET OVER HOW IN THE BEGINNING, CALE PUSHED EVERYONE AWAY. You may say it's because of how "dangerous" and "trouble packed" their journey will be in the story later on— BUT. I JUST CANT HELP BUT FEEL LIKE MAYBE , JUST MAYBE. He didn't want them to be affected by his "curse" (side effect of WS) whether he knew about it or not. Just consider the fact that he KNOWS what will happen to them and how they'll be fighting for a better world and it'd be MUCH better if he's not there. Just in case he worsens whatever will happen.
He's such an unreliable narrator <3 the Worst Kind Ever.
#cale henituse#you will always be famous#TCF#trash of the count's family#and you might say OH he probably doesnt really /know/ about the side effect but i raise you this#this b//tch was able to rise up to be a commander and an absolute BEAST of a team leader.#with a 0% LETHAL RATE (probably. actually need to fact check that but its somewhere along those lines)#poor b//stard was tired of everyone leaving him and if he can help it#no one will suffer. even if it is at his expense#my point is: he's a smart ass he probably figured out something was wrong with him when people doesnt really get Close yo him and anyone-#who DID f//ckin DIED#he deserves the world and more#though he'd probably pass out if was given a world#'I DONT WANT TO RULE A WORLD! GIVE ME MY SLACKER LIFE!!' he'd say
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oh ho.. slacker life?
#fanart#art#cale henituse#trash of the counts family fanart#trash of the count's family#trash of the counts family#lout of the count’s family#tcf novel#tcf manhwa#tcf cale#tcf#tcf part 2#tcf fanart#tcf fandom#trash of the counts family fandom#<3#slacker life where?#no slacker life#slacker life#muahah#>:3c
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#lcf#tcf#cale henituse#lout of the count’s family#trash of the count's family#no slacker life for cale#this is why cale can't have nice things#things go boom and Cale acts like he knows nothing
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THERE HE IS
THE FIRST GLIMPSE OF OUR POPE
✨CLOPEH SEKKA~! ✨
#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#clopeh#clopeh sekka#tcf manhwa#i kinda adore this crazy bastard#i mean he started off as a generic villain#and he's still not a good guy really#but he's so hilarious you can't help but love him#poor cale tho#rip cale's slacker life#this dude will single handedly make sure cale never gets a break from fame ever again hahahahaha-!#....btw am i the only one who noticed that the sword is a 3d model asset lol
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It's interesting to think how the early chapters Cale would absolutely go batshit AND bluescreen THEN have severe seizures as well if he just knew what the current him is going through right now 😭
To think that he's now being offered to be god but he'd PREFERABLY (!!?) choose to work with Alver instead would make the early chapters Cale drop dead on the spot and never revive again
#the unlucky bastard strikes yet again!#cale's nonexistent slacker life#lcf#cale henituse#tcf#lout of the count’s family#trash of the count's family#kim rok soo#lout of the count's family
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Every Lcf/ Tcf fan has two sides:
Haha!! 😅😅 Poor Cale!!
#lcf#tcf#trash of the count's family#tcf cale#lout of the count’s family#lcf cale#cale henituse#lcf novel#cale's nonexistent slacker life#this is the consequences of your actions! Cale!!#poor cale#calebab#lcf fandom
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I love how when the whole fandom saw that angelic smile on Cale's face in the manhwa, we all went 'yeah that's a fake smile alright.' and some people are also saying that he's perfecting his priest look with that smile already.
We really do adore this scammer guy and are aware of his conman tendencies a bit too well, don't we?
#I adore him so much#go cale sweetie scam more people#things are about to take a huge turn for this man in the future and he isn't aware#poor slacker life#cale henituse#cale#tcf#lcf#lout of the count's family#trash of the count's family
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