*me thinking about cock* ☺️

*me thinking about a grumpy, built like a fridge, guard dog energy, touch her and I’ll kill you vibes, fictional man’s cock* 🥵😵‍💫🤪😮‍💨😏😩🤤

Dark link and phantom Ganon but they are weird Pokémon trainers. Haunter and runerigus for dark link. Rookidee, lampent, and zorua (only the tiniest guys) for phantom Ganon. Don’t question my Pokémon vibe check, it simply fits. Also shiny Pokémon for shiny ganlink

annabeth never having a real mother figure when she was young, but sally jackson holding her hand and smiling at her encouragingly while taking her to the doctor to go on birth control for the first time.

and that’s all i have to say.

you and bakugou have both been in this weird dating drought where nothing has gone right for a long time, so you jokingly say to him that the two of you should just get married, and he's all—

shoulder shrug. without looking up at you. "okay."

and you laugh it off, until you realize he's not laughing, and when you stare at him, he's just frowning at you. "wait...are you being serious?"

his whole face turns red and he says, "of course not, dip shit," and turns away and you're left standing there wondering why the idea makes your heart swell and your hands sweat and your face flush.

NOBODY TALK TO ME FROM HERE ON OUT. I’M FREAKING OUT OVER HOW HOT FAITHLYNN AND I’S MAN IS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I NEED SOMEBODY TO SEDATE ME IMMEDIATELY.

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Byrd: Teach us! Juniper: Okay! First, you’ve gotta put your hands above your head. Wren: Nuh. Juniper: This part’s easy. Byrd: Like this?! Juniper: Just like that-.. keep them there and bring your foot up against your leg, like this! [Byrd giggled, wobbling precariously as he mimicked his cousin] Juniper: It takes a lot of practice-.. c’mon, Wren! [Wren scowled, making a break for it; the only thing worse than dancing was being told what to do] … Having given up trying to reply to Alex’s latest letter, Robin stared listlessly at the star shaped stickers on his ceiling. He’d poured his heart out about how nothing ever went right, how he never fit in anywhere, how he was having a tough time at school-.. that he got in a fight, that he kept imagining what it’d be like if his parents died, particularly his father; he’d briefly considered asking what’d happened to her mother too but he’d thought better of the whole thing and viciously crumpled his pathetic attempt into a ball instead. Maybe he ought to burn it in the sink so no one else would read it by accident. He felt bad that he hadn’t replied yet but he’d been in such a foul mood recently that he couldn’t think of anything remotely interesting or fun to talk about, and the last thing he wanted to do was bum her out. He rolled onto his side as Wren stomped toward his door; it rattled familiarly as her little fingernails fiddled with the lock. Robin knew it was her because he could sense her current disdain, and she was the only one of his siblings who’d learnt how to do it-.. plus, if it were either of his parents, they would’ve knocked.

Wren: Juni’s tryna make me dance! Robin: She’s not gonna make you do anything. [Wren grabbed Robin and shook him with urgency, yanking at his hair with desperation] Wren: I’m gonna hide in here, okay?! [Robin sighed; reasoning with a six-year-old, especially Wren, was rather pointless] Robin: Sure. Wren: Wait-.. where’re you going?! Robin: Does it matter? You’re safe in here. Wren: Robinnnnn. Robin: Get off me! Wren: I wanna play! Robin: So, play-.. just don’t delete all my saves again. Wren: You do it! I wanna watch. Robin: I don’t really wan-… Wren: Pleeeeeeease? … Robin: I can’t play if you’re gonna squish me-.. get off. Wren: Uuuugh.. I can’t, I’m stuck. Robin: Move! Wren: [gasps] What is that-.. kill it! Robin: I don’t have anything to ki-… Wren: KILL IT!

Jazz joins the Suicide Squad to save Danny

So! Danny got caught by the GIW. And it was Public too.

Jazz can see absolutely no way to save Danny. The GIW Base is heavily fortified, she has no help aside from Tucker and Sam, and public opinion is against Ghosts, so nobody would want to help her protest his Capture. Maybe a few teenagers from the high school, but absolutely none of the adults would help.

So she does the one thing she can. She contacts Amanda Waller.

Waller had previously approached her Parents about buying some of their tech off them, for her "Specializes Task Force" to use in case they ever came up against a Ghost.

From the short interaction Jazz had with Waller, she knew one thing.

That Woman would do ANYTHING, to protect the Government she worked for.

All Jazz needed to do, was offer her something that outweighed the value of capturing Danny. Information. The Infinite Realms, the True Biology of Ghosts, the Psychology of Ghosts, the Power Structure of the Realms, and so much more. Waller needed to know everything she could about the Realms to feel secure, to feel like her Country was safe. She needed Information.

And Jazz had that in spades.

As the daughter of the Leaders on Ectology, and a friend to multiple Saptient Ghosts, including the Kings and Queens of various Realms, she was uniquely qualified to provide all this information.

And Waller was impressed. But she still felt like she needed a little more, and seeing as Jazz was a highly trained Martial Artist due to her Mom, and had been taught enough about mechanical engineering by her Dad to constitute a Major in in, she saw potential.

She saw a Pawn. Perfect for placement on Task Force X. Her Suicide Squad had been missing an extra member recently, and Jazz was the perfect fit.

So they made a Deal.

Danny Fenton, also known as The Phantom, would he released from Government Detainment, alongside any other Sentient/Sapient Ghost in their possession. They would he protected from further Detainment until further Notice, and the Town of Amity Park would be left alone by the GIW Indefinitely.

In return, Jazzmine Fenton would be hired on as Amanda Wallers On-Call Consultant for anything related to Ghosts and the Realms. Additionally, she would be employed as a Part Time Member of Task Force X, answering the call of Duty whenever is is directed as her, No Questions Asked. (Or the deal would be null and void)

But she would Endure it. Because she and Waller had one thing in common.

She would do Anything, to protect her little brother.

Why isn’t there an option to climb under the table and give Kylar a blowjob when he’s doing whatever he does with the insane six-screen computer WJDKWODODJQKDKDLSL

anon ... there most DEFINITELY should be an option to do that.

like. why am I constantly just sitting on his bed while he draws/plays on his computer/blushes and looks away. why can't I sit in his lap???? why CAN'T I give him head under the table????

If you did give Kylar head while he's sitting at his desk I'd imagine it'd go down like this:

"What are you doing, my love?"

Kylar peers down at you, still clutching his sketchbook and pencil in hand. You ever so slowly make your way inbetween his thighs, carefully trailing your fingers down the sensitive clothed skin. Kylar stutters, gaping at you with an open-mouthed stare. He outright moans as you rest your cheek against the crotch of his sweatpants, pouting up at him innocently.

"Kylar,"

You whine, nuzzling at him until you feel his cock start to harden at your heated, half-lidded gaze.

"I want your attention,"

Kylar smiles, blushing and nodding eagerly down at you. He sets his sketchbook aside, knocking a bottle of lotion and crumpled stray sketches of you off of the table from his overly-eager movements. You giggle at him, pressing an affectionate kiss against his fully erect clothed cock. Kylar shudders, and you feel his dick twitch beneath your lips. Your hands move from his inner thigh to the waistband of his sweatpants, tugging them down until the full glory of Kylar's cock springs free, throbbing as it taps against your lips.

You smile up at him, precum smeared against your bottom lip. Kylar bites back his own grin, blushing feverishly as you begin licking from the base all the way up to the tip of his leaking cock.

He didn't wear his underwear.

Just like you asked him to.

Kinktober day 13: Size difference

You had been pestering him all day, thirsty for attention but he was still minding his own business. You tried everything to get him to at least look at you but he ignored your presence almost on purpose.

It was frustrating, since the morning you had been trying to get him to touch you, however it was impossible, you didn't know if he was upset with you for some reason so in the end you gave up.

James wasn't upset and yes, he had noticed every attempt you made to gain his attention, he wanted to see how far he could take you, of course when he saw that you stopped insisting, he went for you, he was going to take what was his.

As you walked towards the kitchen, a pair of hands grabbed your waist and lifted you off the floor, you yelped in surprise and frowned at James.

"Hi sweetie" He smiled mischievously at you, amused by your annoyed expression.

"That's all you're going to say, you've been ignoring me all day you son of a..." You couldn't finish speaking as his lips pressed against yours, his arms around your waist kept you off the ground, it was kind of impressive how strong he was to hold you like that, it turned you on. "You need me so bad, don't you baby? Well, I'll give you what you need."

He put you on your shoulder and carried you over the kitchen counter, when you were already seated, he pushed your chest so that you rested on your elbows, pulled down the shorts you were wearing, opened your legs and spit on your pussy to proceed to massage your folds with his fingers.

"I think if I get you ready first, you will be able to take me fully this time, will you be able to take it my love?" your thighs trembled at the thought, the short time you had been together you had never been able to take James, the stretching of your hole was almost painful with his huge fat cock, you looked him in the eyes and nodded, you desperately wanted him to fill you.

He started to put his fingers in you, one by one until he fit four of them inside you; he loved to see how your walls closed around him, fuck, if you gripped his fingers like that, he was sure you would suck him inside you as soon as he fucked you for real, he finger fucks you for a while until you were loose enough. You protested at the loss of contact when he withdrew his hand from you, unbuttoned his pants and let his cock pop out, it was so hard it sure hurt a little, the head was wet with pre cum and you couldn't help but reach out your hand and stroke it a little.

"I need your cock to stretch me, ruin me for others James, I'm begging you” You didn't even look at him, just at his wide length, gods, you couldn't even completely wrap your hand around him, it made you drool.

He chuckle at your dirty words, deciding that he had already played with you too much.

He tentatively puts the tip in your hole, his erection contracting as he goes deeper, you bite your lip as you get used to the stretch, James stops every so often to let you adjust, caresses your cheek and kisses you to relax.

"Look baby, you're taking it so well, your pussy was made for me, it fits perfectly around me.... Oh yes, so tight" He is amazed as he watches you open up for him, you squeal when he's all the way in, you can't help but contract around him which makes him hiss, his fingers dig into your sides.

For a moment you are still, his cock is splitting you in two, your walls clinging to his length in a tight grip, your clit throbbing with need, your wetness staining the inside of your thighs and his pelvis.

The moment of stillness doesn't last long, after a few heavy sighs, you are pulled off the kitchen counter, you are barely held in the air by James' forearms, you don't even know how your position is physically possible, he grabs you as if you weigh nothing and begins to fuck you crudely, he moves your body at the angle that gives him the most pleasure, all you can do is hold onto his shoulders.

"I love how petite you are...letting me use you as my personal sex doll...so perfect baby, I'm going to fill your womb until you can't take it anymore" he's so lost in the sensations that he forget any filters, you try to circle your hips to grind your unattended clit. Finally, with just a little rubbing to your sensitive part, you convulse in ecstasy, your eyes rolling as a powerful orgasm hits you, leaking your fluids all over the place.

The sight of you being undone by the rough way he takes you, is all James needs to spill his cum inside you, wave after wave of his cum is showered inside you, filling you completely, so much that even your lower belly swells a little.

James' arms are shaking from the effort, so he places you back on the counter.

"Maybe this is a good time to tell you that I'm not on birth control" you murmur softly, glancing sideways at him, completely surrendered and exhausted. James shrugs, downplaying it and chuckles softly.

Writing obscenities in the wee hours of the morning is fun, however, imagine the James you want, he is already a huge man.

I hit MAX BOOPAGE. I'm going to bed... 🥴

Feel free to spam boop me for your badges. 🖤

"what would it take for you to join a cult?"

( 🩷w🩷) hehehe~

I will thoroughly examine those inches with my mouth

you know someone is either mentally ill and or queer if they love alice oseman's books . if they're neither , they are a very very rare breed .

I just know he'll make a good roommate 💀

THE [Soul-crushing] POWER OF [[NEO]]!!!!

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DT doesn't seem to dislike the idea of being tied up in MS's basement. On the contrary, he would be delighted to be his hostage. Lol

I had the very same thought and I could not agree with you more. For me it's a combination of how happy he looked when that whole segment was happening and was sitting there when Alex and Josh were about to wrap him up to be "shipped" to Michael (please, this feels so deliberate the more I think about it, I can't) with his hands in his lap looking so perfectly submissive and pleased...

...And then Georgia posting this screenshot on Michael's birthday (one day after the show aired).

Of course, you could say that she/David are just playing along with the "joke," but the fact that David went with it and seemed completely cool with the idea of being tied up in Michael's basement (along with all the implications contained therein) is just...wow.

As I've said before (and no doubt will again): There's teasing the fandom, and then there's whatever the hell these two (plus Georgia) are doing...