you and bakugou have both been in this weird dating drought where nothing has gone right for a long time, so you jokingly say to him that the two of you should just get married, and he's all—

shoulder shrug. without looking up at you. "okay."

and you laugh it off, until you realize he's not laughing, and when you stare at him, he's just frowning at you. "wait...are you being serious?"

his whole face turns red and he says, "of course not, dip shit," and turns away and you're left standing there wondering why the idea makes your heart swell and your hands sweat and your face flush.

so yesterday I was hanging out with my roommate and he was showing me clips on his macbook and pne was kind of like. a lot for me so he was like "oh sorry here what kind of music do you like I'll put on that" and I was like barely a person so he was like "do you like nightcore?" which like. sucker punch to the face but sure. I like nightcore. and he was like "oh there's this one song that really reminds me of you but idr the name" so he spent like three minutes looking up the song while I was barely hanging on to humanity through the sheer force of me seeming like the kind of person to like nightcore more than any other genre of music. and then the song he puts on is caramelldansen. by caramell. like what the fuck tam.

my terrible yellow gubbs

but addy

ur the thot (affectionate) tht counts :3

I'm the WHAT.

We don’t hate you Kieran.

We want you to live your truth. :(

what???

is tumblr ok

Hi sorry the what?

Is time real to you?

Is it for anyone?

cant stand when peoples dating profiles are like "im crazy im weird!!! 🤪" but i did also just see one that said "im pretty normal." which is indefinitely worse

lancer, do you happen to know about a webcomic called homestuck

jack of kismesis

get ready for my drug and alcohol addiction posts

I wonder if it’s intentional for the set of questionnaires to send me into a fucking spiral every time I think about them

give zander a weighted blanket during a thunderstorm it’s basically the same as putting one of those lil thunder vests on a dog

OHHH PERSONAL QUEER ANGST. I HATE IT HERE

I don’t know if any of the words I’m about to say make sense but I feel like vivziepop is like lgbt butch hartman

funny thing about knowing a language that doesn't use roman characters (while also not being completely fluent in that language) is that I can read korean really well, but.. I can't translate it