what the fuck, man

Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.

chess inspired fashion

Miller's Girl (2024)

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mortifying ordeal, etc. 🕊

(claire schwartz / coco mellors)

i told you i was crazy why are u mad

Amaryllis, Bird of Paradise, Bells of Ireland, Gladiolus, Iris Yellow, Mistletoe, Orchid, Peony, Rose Red, Tulip Yellow, Sweet-Pea

it kills me bc all of his feelings are positive. aitar... u deserve better!!

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

ambrosia, amaryllis, azalea, bird of paradise, bells of ireland, camellia (G, P, W.), carnation (p, r), chrysanthemum (g, wh), dandelion, forget-me-not, …geranium, gladiolus, iris (y, b), lily calla, mistletoe, morning glory red, orchid, peony, …pine, rose (dark pink, o, r, y), sunflower, tulip (all), violet (both), viscaria

🖤🤍💙

oh so just the whole flowershop ok ok

Camellia White, Alstroemeria

WE'RE OFF TO A GOOD START BABES... rootin for these guys

@twotiime2 replied to your post “The half-shirt, hot man, Lord of the Rings post...”:

ii'll buy 2everal iin diifferent color2.

​Teal! Red! A pretty sparkly black! One in... Violet? So I can tear it off of you without remorse.

@scumscuttlers replied to your post “The half-shirt, hot man, Lord of the Rings post...”:

. if you're going to type in the taags aat leaast finish the sentence

​No. ♥♥♥

The half-shirt, hot man, Lord of the Rings post appeared again... You know, the one with the buff men and their pretty half-up, half-down hair, and their happy trails, and their tiny green shirts. I am being very calm about this, as we all can tell.

Ambrosia, Amaryllis, Azalea, Bird of Paradise, Camellia Pink, Chrysanthemum White, Iris Yellow, Lilly Calla, Lilly Of The Valley, Mistletoe, Rose Red, Tulip Red, Tulip Variegated, Tulip Yellow, Violet Blue, Violet White (HI SORRY!)

okay, okay, anything else?

❀ Floral Expressions ❀

Send my muse some flowers to convey your muse’s feelings towards them!

Acacia Blossom– Concealed Love Alstroemeria– Friendship Ambrosia– Your Love is Reciprocated Amaryllis– Splendid Beauty Anemone– Forsaken, Fading Hope Azalea– Take Care of Yourself for Me Bird of Paradise– Joyfulness Begonia– Beware Bells of Ireland– Good Luck Bouquet of Withered Flowers– Rejected Love Camellia General– Admiration Camellia Pink– Longing for You Camellia White– You’re Adorable Candy Tuft– Indifference Carnation Pink– I’ll Never Forget You Carnation Red– My Heart Aches for You Carnation Yellow– Disdain, Rejection or Dissapointment Chrysanthemum General– You’re a Wonderful Friend Chrysanthemum White– Loyal Love Chrysanthemum Yellow– Slighted Love Cyclamen– Resignation, Good-bye Daffodil– Rebirth, New Beginnings Daisy– Innocence, Purity Dandelion– Faithfulness Dead Leaves– Sadness Fern Maidenhair– Secret Bond of Love Forget-Me-Not– Memories, Remember Me Always Gardenia– Secret Love Geranium– Stupidity, Folly Gladiolus– Strength of Character, Honor Gloxinia– Love at First Sight Grass– Submission Hyacinth Purple– I Am Sorry, Please Forgive Me, Sorrow Hyacinth Yellow– Jealousy Iris Yellow– Passion Iris Blue– Faith, Hope Jonquil– Love Me, Desire for Affection Returned Lilly Calla– Beauty Lilly Orange– Hatred Lilly-Of-The-Valley– Sweetness, Return to Happiness, You’ve Made My Life Complete Marigold– Cruelty Mistletoe– Kiss Me, Affection Morning Glory Red– Attachment Nightshade (Deadly) Belladonna– Silence, Falsehood,  Orange Mock– Deciet Orchid– Exotic Beauty, Proud and Glorious Femininity Peony– Bashfulness, Compassion, Shame Petunia– Resentment, Anger Pine– Pity Primrose– I Can’t Live Without You Rose Dark Crimson– Mourning Rose Dark Pink– Thankfulness Rose Orange– Fascination Rose Red– Love, Respect Rose Yellow– Joy, Friendship Spider Flower– Elope With Me Sunflower– Pure Thoughts, Adoration, Warmth Sweet-Pea– Departure, Good-bye, Thank You for A Lovely Time Tulip Red– Declaration of Love Tulip Variegated– Beautiful Eyes Tulip Yellow– There’s Sunshine in Your Smile Violet Blue– Watchfulness, Faithfulness, I’ll Always Be True Violet White– Let’s Take a Chance on Happiness Viscaria– Will You Dance With Me?