pre-chap 14: oh muppet said "stay tunned" to not give away any spoilers. alright sounds pretty logical.

post-chap 14: i have never been more terrified of two words in my entire life

some of the things i say "stay tuned" for are funny but most of them are. hmm. Bad! but dont worry theres a loooooot of funny stuff coming. perhaps involving a certain twitch streamer we havent seen in a while 🐎

on previous chapters, guy was annoying at most. but this time ge was downright horrible, that was soooooo uncalled for. i'm actually surprised creek is willing to cut ties with tiny as well

wrt tiny, i imagine that creek genuinely didnt want to cut ties with tiny; thats his son. but he didnt think he had any other choice, he needed that entire bloodline as far away from floyd as possible. and hes only been in tinys life for like, a month or so, so he didnt think tiny would be too attached

you seem so passionate about these suicidal smurf knock-offs its charming

to be fair they werent suicidal until we made them that way

Fuck....I just read chapter 14 and had to sit and think for a while. How did it happen that the au that used to make me laugh now makes me cry😭

dont worry itll go back to making you laugh soon, the tone of ch14 will not be a regular thing, itll remain a dramedy, its just now theres. yknow. consequences

how did bradgelina find out abt yk who told them what was their initial reaction im worried about the kids my maternal instincts

either branch and poppy picked them up from school, or were waiting for them at the lastname-lastname2 household, which is when they figured something was wrong. then branch and poppy sat them down and explained the situation without being too graphic. obviously they didnt take it well

Chap 14 should've dropped on Abort That Thang Thursday that would've really brought things full circle

it wouldve been funny however we have tdau uuednesdays for a reason 😤 <- i made it up a week ago

who in trolls (canon or tdau) would rock the triforce tshirt + cargo shorts combo?

in canon, literally branch, are you kidding me, branch. hes the triforce tshirt cargo shorts to poppys ashley tisdale award show looks

in tdau........ i want to say gust. not bc it particularly fits, but bc its really funny

NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR CHAP 14 WHATTT

I gasped so loud everyone around me turned around. I can’t.

Did a spot take at the ATTT(abort that thang thursday) post…

muppet oh my god.

yknow how i said how great it is that we can make floyd suicide jokes publicly now. yeah you guys are gonna start disagreeing with that statement REAL soon

« The Floyd suicide guy » or « the Floyd attempted before guy »

This is so hard its like Sophies choice...

On this extra special abort that thang Thursday, lets give it up for FLOYD, who took it one step further and tried to abort himself. Now THAT is dedication!

I hate Dante this, I hate Dante that, his not boyfriend has gone gray, did you ever think maybe he's not doing well? :(

Dante is the REAL victim here :(

Glad to see I was right about Tiny using Floyd's attempt as ammo in his petty war! Trollsus Choirst! He's ACTUALLY going to get banned. Since Sky Toronto doesn't own TrollTok.

Hes just a little guy :( he only knows what guy taught him........ and thats to be a complete fucking sociopath

Does creek just stay there by Floyd’s bed until he’s forcibly removed for sanitary reasons?

Well I wouldn't say for sanitary reasons (he takes whores baths in the bathroom sink (its a fancy private hospital so floyds room probably has an en suite or something)) but he will be by floyds side until he is dragged away kicking and screaming

Read the fic and had to register what happened, I sat for about 5 minutes thinking about life.

I imagine a lot of characters are doing that too :/

The Clay part when he sent I love you to Floyd’s phone killed me.

Do you think a small part of him wonders... if he didn't fake jumping off the pod, Floyd wouldn't have that idea fresh in his memory?

I want Dante dead.

HE DIDNT EVEN FUCKING DO ANYTHING THIS CHAPTER???