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tophsazulas · 1 year

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If I ignored the fact that jelso was a thing, I honestly would’ve enjoyed that 90s show

#poorni speaks #anti jelso #tw: spoilers #the show is good and I like that jez is over #but jelso rlly?#I get masterson not being on the show because he’s a rapist #but the show could’ve at least have Jackie mention that she and Hyde are married #or just have Jackie be single #no jelso

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roeyliteratiforever · 10 months

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No show endgame ship has ever angered me as much as Chuck and Blair. There are many endgame ships that I don't like at all such as Ross and Rachel, Lucas and Peyton, Kelso and Jackie etc...but still no endgame ship has ever made me as mad as Chair. Blair did not deserve to end up with her abuser. I will stand on this hill forever. I can't get over how dirty they did her. Blair was starting to grow to break the trauma bond she had with Chuck, she was becoming independent, strong and gaining her confidence back. She was finally in a place where she was happy and in a healthy relationship, and then the writers strip all that development she had away just so she could end up with her abuser. Chuck Bass is the worst type of person and it makes me sick to my stomach to think she ends up with that man! I know Chair is a popular ship but I don't care my girl Blair deserved so much better than the ending she got and I'll never get over it! It literally infuriates me to no end to think she ended up with Chuck!

"I loved Chuck for so long and he's punished me for it. He ended up treating me like something he owned not like something he earned."

He treated her so terrible he made her feel so bad countless times to the point he started to break her down. He mentally, emotionally, and physically abused her. He told her he didn't want her anymore then compares her to an animal. He sold her for a hotel and physically assaulted her, and he never gets better!

Blair: "Louis asked me to marry him." Chuck: "You won't marry anyone else, you're mine." Blair: "I wanted to be. I wanted it so badly. Not anymore." Chuck: "You're mine, Blair." Blair: "No! Stop it Chuck! I said it's over."

He's awful from start to finish and continues to abuse her throughout the course of the show so she is stuck in a trauma bond with him and no matter how awful he treats her she continues to go back to him. This is textbook abusive relationship. It will never not make me angry how the writers had her end up with him.

He is so awful to her and I just wanted so much better for her. Everytime I think about how they minimized her to be with Chuck and took away her development I get so upset.

#anti chuck bass #anti chair #gossip girl #blair waldorf #anti jelso #anti leyton #anti roschel #dan and blair #gossip girl rant #gossip girl meta

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alinelovelace · 1 year

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"I don't wanna look at anything else now that I saw you"

Hyde and Jackie, That 70s Show

"Daylight" by Taylor Swift

#yay my first real edit!!!!#im not exaggerating this took me like 8½ hours to make 😭#but im really proud of it <3 #i was watching some instagram video that had the lyrics to daylight on it and immediately thought of jackie and hyde!#anyway i hope yall like it ☺️#zenmasters #that 70s show #hyde x jackie #jackie x hyde #hyde and jackie #jackie and hyde #t7s #edit #mine #alinelovelace #anti jelso #anti kelso

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burkelso · 25 days

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Jackie and Kelso gif, piggyback❤️❤️❤️

#my first gif #that 70s show #that '70s show #jackie x kelso #kelso x jackie #jackie burkhart #michael kelso #jelso #love them #cute #gif

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mydearburkhart · 1 year

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Kelso: Jackie is not answering my calls. She's ignoring me.

Hyde: Allow me.

Kelso: Hyde, I called her seven times, what makes you think-

Jackie's voice on Hyde’s phone: Hey babe...

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kissandships · 1 year

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#that 70s show #t7s polls #babe (tv)#Taylor Swift #babe (Taylor’s version)#jackie burkhart #Micheal Kelso #jelso #Jackie x kelso #Spotify

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eternalpassions · 1 year

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How is there people who unironically ship Jackie x Kelso xD

#that 70's show #anti jelso #like I’m not saying don’t ship it obviously #but they don’t make any sense #they were so disfuncional and toxic #his serial cheating #and always gaslighting her and blaming it on him being stupid #and he didn’t feel guilty until it happened to him too #and pressuring her to have sex #and her always belittling him and making him unhappy #they just didn’t make each other happy tbh #they deserve better than each other #I think people ship it cuz they ship the actors irl #like they’re like that miserable basic straight couple you see at school #only with each other for looks

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catherine-the-doll-ballerina · 1 year

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‘I guarantee you Maddy and Nate are gonna get married. And probably, like, divorced three times, and in some strange way, live a pretty happy life.’

Sound familiar?

#jackie x kelso #jackie burkhart #michael kelso #that 70s show #jackie and kelso #Jelso #Kat literally predicted Jackie and Kelso's future

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torturedpoetskywalker · 1 year

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Jelso for the ship bingo lol

They can be sweet, but they're too toxic for me to cheer for them!!

#that 70s show #jelso #jackie x kelso #ask game #bingo game #*t70show

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felixcloud6288 · 7 months

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Fullmetal Alchemist Chapter 77

That opening bit is one of the most graphic things in FMA. Or maybe it isn't and I'm just showing how squeamish I am to scenes of objects getting pulled out of bodies.

Did Ed perform long-range transmutation? Every other time he's created ground structures, they'd start from where he placed his hands and travel forward, but there's no indication that happened. He just tapped the ground and stone pillars came up a slight distance away.

Somewhere out there, Envy is screaming in rage and doesn't know why. Ed still remembers what Envy told him about treating the Philosopher's Stone as an energy source. But instead of discarding his beliefs and morals, Ed used that advice in a completely different way.

I feel like Yoki got the short end of the stick with which body parts to carry. Al's chest piece is way too big for him. And I can't tell if May is embarrassed or aroused to be carrying Al's loincloth.

And where is Al's pelvis? Arakawa is a coward for not showing Jelso and Zanpano each carrying a buttcheek on the other side of those legs.

Meanwhile Scar isn't using his left arm to support Al, meaning it's still too injured to use.

Scar's brother had some real crazy spatial reasoning skills. Think of how he would have had to hide his notes the way he did. The best possibility I can come up with is he laid out the pages of his notes, drew out the symbols for the new national transmutation circle, flipped every page over, drew out the original national transmutation circle, wrote keywords on each page to show how to line them all up, and finally wrote decoy notes about all his keywords.

And he had to write coherent notes around all his keywords and symbols to make it look like each page was part of a 1-dimensional string of data that is encrypted using an ancient language instead of pieces of the giant 3-dimensional puzzle it actually is.

Kimblee is following videogame logic. There's a door with a big X over it so that means that's the way to proceed.

Kimblee discovered a place where the rubble from Sloth's digging has been transported. Interesting that an abandoned mining city would connect indirectly to the tunnel. Youswell is right on the border of Amestris. Maybe it was also used as a support point for the tunnel.

Father is starting to sound like the King of Cselkcess, telling everyone to hurry and make haste. Time is running out.

back

#fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist reread

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tophsazulas · 1 month

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My toxic trait is shipping both zenmasters and jelso.

#that 70s show #that '70s show #otp: anything for you doll #het ships #ship: you wanna have my children?#zenmasters #jelso #text post

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roeyliteratiforever · 10 months

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Hi how are you?

I was just wondering why you don’t like Lucas and Peyton?

Also who are your top 10 worse couples in tv?

You already said Lucas and Peyton, Ross and Rachel and Blair and Chuck. So apart from these ones.

So who else? I am curious :)

Hope you have a lovely day

Hi Anon! 🥰

I'm doing pretty good thank you for asking! 🥺

Yes I know Roschel, Leyton and Chair are some of my biggest notps for sure. I do want to also say that even if you ship these couples that is okay or anyone who likes these couples I have no issue with it at all! Anyone should be able to ship what they want!

I don't really have an exact order of notps but here are my top 10 in no particular order really that I could never get behind!

Christopher and Lorelai

Dean and Rory

Logan and Rory

Lane and Zack

Ross and Rachel

Chuck and Blair

Dawson and Joey

Lucas and Peyton (until season 6 they were better in season 6 but not enough for me to ship them personally)

Dan and Serena

Kelso and Jackie

I'm sorry if this list hurt you or anyone else if you love any of these ships that's perfectly fine I personally just don't have a fondness of these ships!

Thank you for the ask and, I hope you have a lovely day! 🥰

#anti logan huntzberger #anti rogan #anti dean forester #anti chuck bass #anti chair #anti derena #anti christopher hayden #anti kelso #anti jelso #anti leyton #anti ross and rachel #anti roschel #anti lucas and peyton #anti dawson and joey #anti dawsey #Gilmore girls #team jess #literati

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istandwithrussiaandpalestine30 · 2 years

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That ‘70s Show Season 4 Ep. 27 {Love Wisconsin Style}

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burkelso · 1 month

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Jackie Burkhart 🛼🌸

#that 70s show #that '70s show #jackie burkhart #my edit #edit #Jackie Burkhart edit #Jackie Burkhart outfits #Kelso #jelso

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mydearburkhart · 2 years

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*phone call*

Kelso: Well, damn Jackie!

Jackie: You know what, Michael? We're gonna have to finish this conversation later, your competition is knocking on my door.

Kelso: Fine... wait, who?

*Jackie hangs up the phone*

Jackie, opens the door: You're late.

Hyde: Missed me, doll?

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kissandships · 11 months

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https://www.tumblr.com/hydesjackiespuddinpop/697010514783518720

*evil laugh* Nate/Nikki & Jackie/Kelso

Nate/Nikki are definitely a NOTP for me. And Jackie/Kelso is not anti but not shipping either. They needed to be with each other in order to grow, and I think they are sometimes genuinely sweet and cute

#that 70s show #that 90s show #thank you for asking!#thanks for the ask!#Nikki Garcia #Nate Runck #Nate and Nikki #Nikki x Nate #Jackie Burkhart #Micheal Kelso #Jackie x Kelso #Jackie and Kelso #Jelso

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