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I'm sorry but HOW did I not know about this art?!
Like?? The art style is gorgeous, obviously, but bkdk and Rody chilling with a big ass tiger and the tiger growling at Rody while Katsuki is gently rubbing its neck and smirking at it?!
And with having this offical art in mind:
I might read too much into this but this is wild (pun not intended)
#no hate to rody i love him#but i also love the jealous katsuki trope#bnha#bkdk#bakudeku#decchan#katsuki x izuku
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i dont likje them
#dead plate#i hate them#rody is a cutie patootie who could break my arm into pieces#and i love him#vincent is a gay looser twink hope he dies(hes my favorite)
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Eternally confused by assertions that Thor and Loki don't like each other.
They love each other, obviously. And sometimes they fuckin hate each other (well, Loki sometimes hates Thor. And Thor is sometimes at least very goddamn righteously pissed off at Loki, whether he'd call it "hate" or not.)
But they do also like each other.
Thor clearly likes Loki. Enjoys and appreciates his company and admires many things about him, despite their many conflicts. And although that's a comics reference, consider Thor's "well of course I want to have my brother come with me on an adventure!" attitude when he's trying to convince his friends to go to Jotunheim with him at the beginning of Thor 2011, and it seems like it's pretty applicable to the MCU as well, at least before TR's moronic retcons.
Is it mutual, though?
... is that a real question?
Loki idolizes him, wishes he could measure up to him, thinks the sun goddamn rises and sets on Thor. "Loki felt no rancor [...] -- his stepbrother was perfect: beautiful, powerful, golden. He adored him. And if Thor repaid that adoration with little slights and humiliations, it was a price Loki was only too willing to pay for his company" (R. Rodi, Loki: Blood Brothers). Yes, another comics reference, but doesn't that also jibe with the movie depiction of Loki who clearly has a less than ideal relationship with the rest of Thor's crew but hangs out with them nonetheless because that's the only way to spend time with Thor?
Genuinely, I can't think of a better metric for liking someone than wanting to hang out with them even when the circumstances make that less than fun for other reasons. Seeing their company as satisfying even if you're both just sitting there doing something that would otherwise suck. And they both seem to have each other as first choice for that, with everyone else a very distant second if they rank at all.
So I just don't get how anyone can try to slot them into some cliche of "siblings who love each other i guess but also can't stand each other at all." These dumb bastards would spend their lives in each other's pockets if they could. They probably had their own secret language as kids, like figured out a way to get around the Allspeak to invent one no one else could understand. Anyone else that either of them dates had better be ready to have the other brother as a constant topic of conversation, because the moment you express annoyance at that they're going to be shoving breadsticks into their bag and making excuses to gtfo. "they don't like each other" what the fuck are y'all talking about.
#thorki#loki meta#thor meta#grand unified theory of loki#theories of thunder#sorry but idc#marvel salt
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Dead Plate Vincent x male Reader
You are planning to ask a question that might make how you feel obvious, but at this point you don’t care. Even with the blowup he had you still want to ask him, but it just made you even more nervous, because you're not even sure if he likes men. And worse, what if he doesn't want you around him, if he hates you after?! All these what ifs are freaking you out but you need to know, you've had these feelings for far too long, they are no longer pleasant, they cause you anxiety because they won't go away, they are always there and you can’t get the chief out of your head. As you sheepishly step outside, you swallow the lump in your throat, trying to gain the courage to just ask if he is single, but alas, your anxiety had other plans. As you sweat bullets and your head goes blank you stand like an idiot in front of the man you love with your whole soul.
As you stand there panicking internally, chief Vincent, the most beautiful man you have ever seen, a charismatic man with a mean sense of humor and a dangerous temper that is unseen by the public eye, is standing there waiting for you to speak, while also trying to get rid of the anger from a few minutes earlier. “H-hay, Vincent..?” “What do you want?” he said without missing a beat, but quickly regretting it when he saw the flicker of fear in your eyes. You glance at the door, the ground, trying to look anywhere but his frustrated eyes in an attempt gone vain to calm yourself down.
You try to mutter out a sentence that will help you in this situation to not make yourself look like a fool in front of him. “A-are you… ok?” he looked surprised you even asked that, you personally think that that poor cook should be asked this, but you had panicked so much you had even forgotten about the confession Rody had talked you into. He had stared for a few seconds, looked away and stated that he was fine, he was just upset at the cook’s incompetence, and that you had no reason to be afraid of him. “Well… i-it not that i'm scared of you, i-it’s just… nevermind, i just wanted to see if you were ok!” you smiled a bit before leaving, seeing Rody waiting for you as you stepped in. “Hey! Hey! How did it go? Did he smile? Did he kiss you? Did he-""I didn't even ask.” you blurt out, feeling oddly intimidated when you see the gears turning in the ginger’s head.
“Really?” you feel like you're shrinking. You nodded slowly. He just hms, and proceeds to walk past you, gently nudging you out of the way. “No. wait- Rody please!” you say, getting more panicked with each word that slips out of your mouth. “Listen Y/N, I can’t handle to see my best friend of 3 days torture himself by letting the love of his life slip through his fingers, you want him and I can see that, just stay here and listen let me handle the rest.” you felt yourself turn into a hurricane on the inside, after he walked out of the door, you listened to the conversation the best you could from the inside, but you could only hear the tones. You felt your heart drop when you heard Rody say “are you single? I'm asking for a friend!” a bit too loudly.
The anxiety got worse when you couldn’t tell the difference with Vincent's tone. You loved how mysterious he can be, but right now it’s causing you nothing but the want for the earth to claim you early. As you heard Rody’s footsteps getting closer to the door you backed away so you didn’t get hit with it. Rody stepped in to see you stiff as a board, and gave you a soft smile that made you feel a little less scared of what could come next. You may have only known him for 3 days, but he made working here a little more enjoyable during work hours. As he walked past you, you noticed that Vincent followed behind him, and then panicked all over again, and your dear friend noticed this and patted you on the shoulder which may or may not have outed you then and there. Rody you dumbass.
Just as you thought would happen, Vincent took notice of this simple yet significant gesture, and walked up to you. You felt the air get caught in your throat and was daming your friend for his caring nature but not really meaning it. He had his arms crossed with an unreadable expression on his face. “We need to talk somewhere private, meet me in my office after your shift is over.” ok, it could be worse. He didn't seem mad, but he didn’t seem necessarily happy either. Oh shit oh shit shit shitshitshit-
“Hay it’ll be fine! I'd say that coming from him it’s pretty promising!” Rody confidently stated with that optimistic smile. “Shoosh Rody, I think I know what to expect, I've worked here longer anyway…” Rody did his best to console you when you both got a free moment, but you're completely sure that you’re facing a rejection by the end of the shift. You kept a smile on though because customers can’t see how miserable you feel, that would just be unprofessional.
By the end of the shift you did as you were told and went to the office, knocking before you walked in out of respect. You had an anxiety spike as you stood under his gaze, but this time it wasn’t as harsh, it almost seemed more welcoming and felt kinder. “There you are, you were nearly late.” you expected him to respond like that, he's pessimistic. “I know, but it’s better than not showing up at all.” he nodded in agreement, and continued. “So, Rody told me what I assume is what you were initially going to tell me.” you shyly nodded, feeling more vulnerable than you have in awhile.
He walked over to you and had the tiniest bit of blush that if you weren't so close you would have never noticed. Your face is a rosy shade of red, and you feel yourself burning up while trying to keep composure and failing. He’s only just mentioned the elephant in the room and you've already become a flustered mess. “I just wanted to ask you about it, but..” he leaned so close your noses were touching. “I think I already have my answer.” he says in a hushed voice and an almost seductive smile. You trail your hands up his chest and rest them on his shoulders, looking into his eyes. You glanced at his lips, and quickly closed the gap. As the heavenly kiss went on, things were getting a bit messy and felt a bit too fast, so you pulled away to catch your breath.
“Is everything ok?” you nodded with a grin. “Yes, this is perfect..” he wrapped his arms around you, as you laid your head on his shoulder, with a deep sigh, feeling content with where you have found yourself.
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This is the first thing I've posted in who knows how long, I hope you guys like it!
#fanfiction#oneshots#dead plate#dead plate game#dead plate vincent#dead plate rody#dead plate vincent x reader#dead plate x male reader#dead plate vincent x male reader#dead plate x reader
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˗ˏˋ꒰ summary ꒱ ; he wanted to practice kissing with you .
‧₊ ᵎᵎ 🍇 pair ⋅ ˚✮ ; Rody Lamoree x GN!reader . College AU pre dp
. . . words ; 1.2k+
WARNINGS ! semi-nsfw, like one mention of addiction, whiney rody, and also no genitals or gendered terms used !
⁺ ⛧ ; i made this instead of continuing to make my reviewer for like 5 tests tomorrow. Someone wish me luck and maybe I'll pop out another vincent x reader by saturday ^3^ love you guys endlessly . Also made this while listening to the an evening with silk sonic album. Def worked for motivation
"Please?" Rody begged on his knees in front of you, his eyes pleading you for help as he clasped his hands together in a praying manner like you were his God.
You could only sigh and shake your head, "Fine. I'll practice kissing you." You murmured a bit shyly. Despite being incredibly against the idea —not that you would mind—you were just nervous because Rody was literally asking you to kiss him.
Actually, the term he used was make out but that's too embarrassing to think about.
It hit you in the wrong way because you were best friends, that's all you've ever thought of him. Sure you were glad he was comfortable enough to ask you for tips on this, but hands on teaching? Consider yourself fucked!
Perhaps there were lingering feelings in the back of your head that you never paid any mind to as you were never this nervous for a damn kiss.
Rody's eyes immediately lit up at the agreement, even if a bit hesitant. "Thank you, thank you, thank you," he tackled you into a hug, pushing you down on the couch with his full weight flush against yours.
You smacked the back of his head multiple times to get him off before he could crush you, which he did thankfully. The two of you sat faced to face, the way Rody twiddled with his fingers did not go unnoticed by your keen eyes.
"If you're nervous, you could just back out now while we still haven't done anything." Who were you kidding? By the looks of it you were even more nervous than him! By the way your feet couldn't help but bounce itself on the ground whilst you anxiously waited for his answer.
"I'm not nervous! I'm just embarrassed..."
"Same thing you nut job." You quipped with a sigh.
"Just, come on." If he wasn't gonna initiate it, then you'll do it. You could tell how much this meant to Rody, or else he wouldn't have asked you in the first place.
Because if there was one thing that Rody hated in the world aside from cleaning: it was to burden others. Besides, he's done so much for you in the past, it's only right you pay him back even if with a mere peck on the lips.
You scooted closer to Rody, your knees brushing against one another as you placed your hands on his chest. He looked down at you with his blush growing more prominent, yet you only did nothing but stare at him. "W-What're you looking at?" The almighty Rody Lamoree stuttered.
"Backing out?" You teased with a small chuckle. A grumbled curse erupted from his throat and before you knew it, his lips were against yours.
Well that was surprising.
They were soft, tentative, and more importantly: incredibly gentle. It was like he was trying to learn for his own gain but prioritizing your comfort at the same time, which was quite lovely if you do say so yourself.
Your hands on his chest moved up to caress his jaw, then his neck, then his cheek, and finally his hair which earned an unexpected whine from Rody. You fought back a smile that threatened to form on your face at the sound, and he could easily tell as your lips were connected after all.
Rody mumbled a quiet 'shut up' that was immediately drowned out when he kissed you deeper. But you noticed it was too sloppy. This caused you to pull away slightly, leaving only an inch between your lips that Rody fought to keep closed by the way he chased after you.
You put a finger against his plush lips which in turn earned another whine from the male in front of you. "Calm down big guy... Don't rush, or else you'll chase away the person you're pining for." You whispered breathlessly, and Rody pursed his bottom lip out like a pleading dog.
"I'll... I'll try..." He grumbled as you put your hand back down to his shoulder. Rody pressed his lips against yours once more, starting off slow, and gradually growing deeper like you instructed him to.
He grazed his teeth against your bottom lip, the feeling making your breath hitch. Noticing your reaction, Rody decided to tread the waters and gently bit your lip, before pulling on it while maintaining hazy eye contact.
"Sorry... Just wanted you to open your eyes and look at me while I kiss you..." Rody said in a raspy voice as his blush deepened. You hadn't even noticed that you closed your eyes, you were too busy feeling him to feel your own sight go away for just a split second.
He was starting to get the hang of it, that's for sure.
Rody's calloused hands finally found somewhere to put themselves on and that being your hips, which he then pulled onto his lap as he leaned back on the couch; his thumbs gently caressing and rubbing circles under your shirt.
You just let him do what he want, this was all just for practice anyway, right?
"Can I..." Rody trailed off as he pulled away, his face flush and mouth agape—gasping for breath. You could only imagine what you looked like right now if he was this disheveled already. "... Can I french kiss you?" Rody bit his bottom lip as he thumbed at yours.
"Wouldn't this already be considered a french kiss?" You chuckled at your pun.
Rody rolled his eyes and let out a breath that you could only guess resembled a laugh. "Yes or no is all I wanna hear... Please?" He quietly begged you, staring up at you with his pretty green eyes that were lidded from all the kissing.
"That's all you wanna hear?" Another groan from him. "You're insufferable..." He used his hand to part your lips as he stuck the tip of his tongue out, before suddenly pulling you down and shoved his tongue inside your mouth.
It made you gasp against his lips, but you leaned into it invitingly. You placed your hands on his shoulders for support as he explored every inch of you.
For someone claiming he hasn't made out with someone for the duration of his entire life: this sure didn't feel like it. Your fingers threaded through his hair and grabbed a fistful of his dirty orange locks, making him moan into the kiss, albeit a bit too loudly.
Rody made you grind against him, his hands gripping onto your hips for dear life. "Mmmm...~ feel good... keep going... please..." He whispered as he pulled away for air, before pulling you back down for another round of tongue kissing.
It was messy, but you started not to care a few minutes ago. You were completely drunk on Rody's taste, and by the looks of it—he was already long gone. "Y-You'll help me out, right?" Rody panted while throwing his head back, helping you grind on his groin.
"P-Pretty please?"
And who were you to decline such a pretty face begging for more?
Safe to say the day after that was far from normal, because now he's completely addicted to kissing you.
© shirakow . reblogs and reposts are greatly appreciated <3 .
#rody lamoree#rody lamoree x reader#dead plate#dead plate rody#dead plate rody lamoree#x reader#dead plate x reader#gender neutral#rody lamoree x you#rody lamoree x male reader#rody lamoree x fem reader#rody x gender neutral reader#x gender neutral reader#x male reader#x fem reader#. . . 𝘀𝗵𝗶.𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 ?
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Tiny dead plate rant
No hate to Manon but the way she left Rody was kinda a dick move
I can see her reasoning for leaving Rody, and she's pretty right about him not being ready for a relationship, but leaving the man with no other support system when he clearly needs help(therapy, counseling, etc etc) was a bitchy move.
She was his ONLY SUPPORT SYSTEM, and he clearly has problems-
Not saying she's obligated to help him, but given the circumstances she was really the only one who could
Leaving him/taking a break was a good choice, but don't just cut him off entirely and go for a new man right away. Leave him but still be there to be a shoulder to cry on and get him help, make sure to keep a healthy and friendly distance while doing so
Rody clearly has issues and needs help, and ditching him for another man(who clearly had no interest in her) was a dick move from Manon
Also- Manon, my girl, Vincent clearly didn't give a shit about you yet you kept trying- how desperate are ya? It's just sad
Also can we talk about the fact she said she still loves Rody yet immediately went for a new man aa soon as SHE broke it off.
#dead plate#manon dead plate#dead plate manon#rody dead plate#dead plate rody#rody lamoree#vincent dead plate#dead plate vincent#vincent charbonneau#tiny rant
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Hello, here I am again, I decided to order like this in case you want to do it.
1- where (Y/N), Alejandro and Rodolfo are a trisal, where Alejandro and Rody are jealous of (Y/N) and Soap, because they know each other since they were children and they were lovers in their adolescence and even so they are very close.
Alejandro Vargas x Rodolfo “Rudy” Parra x male reader
Headcanons
Headcanon that Soap speaks Gaelic btw. Alerudy world domination 🤞 🤞 🤞 🤞
- I’m imagining that you grew up in Scotland with Soap, but either moved or transferred to Mexico where you joined Los Vaqueros one way or another.
- Alejandro and Rudy knew about you growing up in Europe and you’ve all shared stories of your childhoods, so they knew about your childhood friend John and how you two dated for a while.
- You and Soap were still in contact but you didn’t talk as much as you used too as you were both busy military men, but you always made sure to keep the other up to date on your lives and would call every now and then.
- Alejandro and Rudy had never really been jealous of your friendship with Soap before as it wasn’t as big of a part of their lives since there was so much distance and different timezones, and they were mostly just entertained listening to you speak Gaelic with your childhood friend over the phone, or how you’d always cheer for the Scottish soccer team even after living in Mexico for many years.
- They would make lighthearted jokes about you being a European in Mexico, and the team most likely has some nickname for you about that fact which you hated in the beginning but its just become part of your lives now.
- Then everything happens, you go to greet the newcomers with Alejandro and when you and Soap spot each other you both yell loudly in excitement and go and hug each other. Both Ghost and Alejandro watch in confusion as you and Soap hug one another and jump up and down.
- When you’ve finally gotten over the reunion you both introduce each other to your teammates, and when you all get into the car to drive where you need to go and they meet Rudy, Soap wags his eyebrows at you and makes a comment in Gaelic about you having great taste.
- You curse at him and start smacking him, which ends up with you two playfighting in the back like a pair of children, which helps lighten the mood of the situation but also makes Alejandro and Rudy start feeling the twinges of jealousy.
- They knew you and Soap had dated, but they had never realized what an attractive man Soap was or that you two were still so close, especially how touchy you both were, hugging each other, pulling the other around by the elbow or play fighting.
- You wouldn’t notice in the beginning since you and Soap had always been like this, but you always come back to your loves and hug and kiss them as much as before which helps lessen the jealousy a bit.
- And if Alejandro and Rudy leave hickeys too high for your shirt to cover, or “accidentally” lose your jacket so you have to wear one of theirs, then so be it.
- Soap would probably notice them being jealous before you do, and knowing soap he would start playing it up to press some buttons or see what will happen. When your lovers realize that Soap knows and is doing it on purpose, they both get even more jealous and possessive.
- One day you and Soap are sitting at a bar, the team having all gone out for drinks after a mission, and Soap has his arm wound around your waist with your head on his shoulder.
- Finally having enough, its Rudy that makes his way over and whisks you away. You, slightly tipsy, just kinda go along shooting Soap a confused expression, who just responds with a “your welcome and good luck” in Gaelic.
- Let’s just say that Alejandro and Rudy show you who you belong too and just how jealous and possessive they’ve been. Gaz will ask what mauled you the next day when you show up with your neck almost completely covered in bruises, and you just give him a flat look.
- Then Alejandro saddles up beside you and kisses your neck, whilst Rudy takes your hand on your other side.
- Soap will start cackling loudly, to which you start hissing and cursing at him. You’re cut off with a yelp as you feel one of your partners pinch your butt in jealousy, and looking back its Rudy who gives you a look.
- Maybe you’d ask for Soaps help again sometime soon, as there was something about your two partners being possessive that got you hot and bothered.
#male reader#cod#call of duty#alejandro vargas#rodolfo rudy parra#cod imagine#cod headcanon#cod x male reader#cod x reader#call of duty imagine#call of duty headcanon#call of duty x reader#call of duty x male reader#alejandro vargas imagine#alejandro vargas headcanon#alejandro vargas x male reader#alejandro vargas x reader#rodolfo rudy parra imagine#rodolfo rudy parra headcanon#rodolfo rudy parra x male reader#rodolfo rudy parra x reader
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*Vincent looks at a black cat staring right back at him though found it odd that the cat alost eerily resembles him*
Vincent: Rody what the hell is this stray doing inside my bristo...
Rody: Well um I was taking out the trash and this little fella came up to me soaking wet from the rain and he isn't a stray his name is Vinny
Vincent: You did not just name it....Vinny after me
Rody: *picks up Vinny who hissed at Rody for being picked up*
Rody: Look at him how can you be mad at this face and maybe I did...
Vincent: *pinched the bridge of his nose *It hissed at you
Rody: Vinny is not an it,he's a cat. Besides he look just like you.
Vincent: *narrow his eyes at the cat* Yes I can tell.
Rody:*sets Vinny down before giving the cat chin scratches listening too the purrs*
Rody: He's quiet bipolar this cat but loves chin scratches
Vincent:*glared at the cat feeling a bit jealous at the cat*
*The cat looked at Vincent and purred extra loudly against Rody rubbing its scent all over him*
Rody:*laughs a bit* Vinny is very bipolar 1 minute he's scratching my hand the next he's giving soft kisses
Vincent: *how has a deep hatred for this cat*Y-You don't say
Rody: Anyways I'm gonna take Vinny home
*The cat looked at Vincent paws softly at Rody purring even louder*
Vincent:*slowly grabs knife but controls himself a bit* je déteste ce chat(I hate that cat)
Rody:*smiles softly and picks up Vinny petting them* Alright see you later Vince and what did you say?
Vincent: I said enjoy you're new pet...
Rody:*smiles happily and nods* Alright thanks Vince bye~
Vincent:*watches him leave* I truly hate that cat...
#dead plate game#dead plate#dead plate shitpost#dead plate vincent#dead plate rody#vincent charbonneau#rody lamoree#vincent is jealous of a cat#rody x vincent mentioned#i was bored and made this#yes i used google translate#no i don't speak french
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MORE DUCKY INFO!?!?!!!
(Homophobia mentions!! Stay safe!)
This kinda centers more around his personality! So..
Ducky is a silly guy!! He is very sleep deprived and hates people. He hangs out in the ally when he’s burnt out and tired of customers. He’s fine with his co-workers, but sometimes Monty/Rody say something so stupid he questions his sanity. He’s a bit salty and of course sassy.
As the days pass on Ducky will look more and more tired and his attitude will change he’ll basically go from:
“Hey, you need something?”
To
“What.”
At this point in the game he’ll talk less and shrug people off, he assures Monty and Rody (and Florian) he’s fine and he’s 100% getting sleep (he’s not)
🐥 ANYWAYYYYY HERE ARE SOME SILLY FACTS!!:
- He loves to paint, though he will paint the most godly thing and say he hates it and he throws it out. Monty takes the ones he doesn’t want (also he brings little drawings to give to his co-workers) anyway kinda similar to Rody’s nightmares, Ducky will paint pretty disturbing paintings as the day goes on.
- he has VERY heavy eye bags and dark circles. He uses foundation to cover them up.
- he came from a very wealthy family but they kicked him out when he was 17 for being one of them queers
- he LOVES any thing vanilla
- he hates hugs (He loves them but will never admit to it)
- he has a promise ring bc he loves his gf <333
- hates his shoes being dirty, he will stop whatever he’s doing just so he can clean his shoes.
Extra things:
I just thought this was funny
#dead plate#dead plate oc#rody lamoree#vincent dead plate#vincent charbonneau#rody dead plate#dead plate game#ducky#Adriel Cassidy
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Little dead plate talk. (Plus a little drawing near the end).
This is long so be warned.
Rody VS Vincent - Selflessness VS Selfishness
From the way Rody acts it feels like he might have a lot of self hatred? Or not a lot of self worth? He’s far too focused on how to make other people happy. This is the complete opposite of how Vincent is. His hatred is pointed towards other people. Hatred for the world maybe?
Rody doesn’t take care of himself at all. He can’t cook so he can’t feed himself, his living space is filthy, his apartment besides being a mess also needs repair, he barely has any food in his fridge, and he doesn’t own things like an umbrella when his only form of transportation has no way of keeping him dry. The server job he’s working isn’t something he’s doing for himself. That money is never going to be used to change his living conditions. He won’t do that because he will want to use it for Mammon. She left him because of that. Having someone you love be self destructive so you can be happy isn’t great. Rody doesn’t learn from what she says because he can’t see himself being happy any other way.
The act of caring for himself seems like a taboo. Doing things for yourself isn’t a thing in his eyes. Putting effort into something for yourself isn’t a valid idea in his mind. I get this idea from the fact he questions Vincent on why he put so much effort into his career.
Vincent is entirely the opposite of Rody. Someone who is incredibly selfish. He’s willing to scare, hurt, and even kill someone for his own wants and desires. Everything he does is for his own happiness. His cruel control of the chefs is to make sure they don’t mess up what he has built, the hole he has in his offices wall so he can keep an eye on the dining room to make sure everything is going well, and killing Mammon to try making food with “love”. The only reason he tries (in his fucked way) to cook with love is because he believes it may be something he’ll be able to taste. He can’t taste of course but when he hears people saying his food is missing that taste of it he grabs onto that. Delusional in thinking this will somehow taste like something.
Just like how Rody doesn’t understand why he did so much for only himself, Vincent doesn’t understand why Rody is dedicating so much to Mamon. Why spend so much effort to make someone that isn’t you happy? How is that going to make you happy?
They have a lot in common. As I said, Vincent is delusional and so it Rody.
Rody thinks he just has to earn enough money to do a big act of love for Mammon and that’ll make everything better. Not listening to the reason she gave. He doesn’t understand or doesn’t want to care for himself so he makes his own false idea I his head on how he can fix this and be “happy” again.
Vincent against reason thinks that he just needs to cook with “love” and it will somehow let him taste again, or taste at least something. No medicine nor dish has fixed his problem but somehow the thing which he doesn’t even believe in will change things? It’s desperation. He believes taste will be the key to being “happy” again.
Vincent and Rody act this way to be happy. Vincent tries to do things to make himself happy and Rody tries to do things to make other happy which makes him happy. Neither are truly happy. Rody hates himself because he thinks he’s a fuck up, someone that just can’t be happy by themselves. Vincent hates people because they have what he doesn’t and then they complain about his food in a way he’ll never understand.
Saying that their different sides of the same coin would be fitting
Being selfish or selfless isn’t a bad thing, you can care for yourself and others. But taking either to the extreme is just going to drive you crazy and hurt the people around you.
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i love toxic vincerody so much... like yes please let them hate each other, make vincent a down bad psycho and make rody an arrogant and terrified idiot, i dont want them to be in love, i want them to hate each other so much that the tension surrounding them makes them think crazy things.
i want rody to be manipulated and insulted, told that he would never hurt vincent because of his "weakness", and i want him to tear vincent apart. i want vincent to be so shocked that he almost doesnt even register it because of how terribly things turned out, and still it brings a sick kind of delight to him.
toxic, unloving, hatred vincerody. vincerody that would kill each other and laugh, vincerody that would kill each other and be *devastated*. GIVE ME TOXIC VINCERODY!!!!!
Confession #144!
[ submitted by Anonymous! ]
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I Wish You Were A Girl. (Part 2)
→ Rody x Vincent (Rodincent)
→ Kind of fluffy, still has undertones of angst
→ Takes place after Ending 1: Table for One
(catch me if you can)
Description: He missed her voice. He missed everything about her. He missed the way she made him feel. Rody just wanted her to pick up a phone, for her to talk to him again. Why wouldn't she answer? Why wouldn't she give him another chance?
Being unloved as well as broke didn't sound very appealing to poor, heartbroken Rody. So, with crumbling hope that he would ever hear from Manon again, he trudges back to the bistro.
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"L-Listen, forget the dinner. Can I just hear your voice?" Rody pleaded desperately into the flat-lining payphone. "You haven't picked up a phone for a week. Please, just let me know that you're there..."
"Goodbye." the answering machine responded cheerfully into his ear, cutting the beeping line. Rody sighed and placed the phone back into its original place. Tears welled up in his tired eyes, threatening to spill down his cheeks. "Manon..." he whimpered softly to himself, allowing stream after stream of tears roll down his cheeks.
After 10 minutes of sobbing, Rody picked himself back up, roughly wiping away the tears that stayed stagnant on his cheeks. He hated himself for letting this happen. If only he hadn't been so self-sacrificial, this wouldn't have happened. If only he knew how to love someone, she wouldn't have left him. If only relationships weren't so damn difficult, he wouldn't have had any issues from the start.
If only.
Rody found himself back in front of La Gueule de Saturne, looking at the glass doors anxiously. He had quit his job as a waiter because he had made enough money to take Manon out to dinner. But now, she wasn't even picking up his calls. This opened up a whole new can of worms, but he decided the first course of action was to get his job back, stabilize his life.
He stepped through the door, alerting the attention of a certain chef that happened to be walking to the front of the house.
Vincent's eyes widened as he took in Rody's figure, standing by the door, looking absolutely miserable. He knew it wasn't the time, but he felt heat creeping up his neck upon seeing Rody without his black blazer, and in just his white dress shirt. He quickly composed himself and stepped forward, a confused look on his face.
"Rody?" his voice was softer than usual. "What are you doing back here? You were pretty happy to resign from this position." Rody blinked at Vincent, trying to find the words.
"I'm...not in a very good position right now. I figured that I should...keep making money and stabilize myself. Get my life together, you know?" Rody tried to sound like he was happy about his decision, but in reality, he was an absolute mess. Vincent nodded silently and stepped aside, allowing Rody to step further into the bistro. His eyes never left his walking figure.
"I haven't yet found a replacement for you, so I suppose it's good that you came back before I did." Vincent tutted in a matter-of-fact voice, trying to sound nonchalant like he usually did. He was lying through his teeth, he had put off finding a replacement because of the little hope he had that Rody would come back. It seemed that his tiny wish had come true, and his heart wouldn't stop beating at a rapid pace.
Rody smiled gently. "I'm glad." he sighed as he slowly slipped on his black blazer, fastening it against his muscular figure.
Despite looking like the picture of misery, Rody worked the floor, running around and taking orders like nothing had ever happened. Vincent watched him from the kitchen windows, examining Rody's fake smiles and cheerful facade. As the shift wore on, the familiarity of the restaurant's atmosphere and Vincent's occasional quips and lectures put Rody in a slightly better mood. He started to enjoy having other things to think about other than Manon. Though, she would always be in the back of his mind, infiltrating his headspace and showering him in the memories of the pleasant times he's shared with her. Memories that had soured significantly.
Their relationship was like a flower. It withered as time went on due to the lack of nurture, and died out completely.
The day ended and Rody sighed a sigh of relief. He leaned against the counter, nodding at the chefs that filed out one by one to go home. There was only one person left; Vincent. After hesitating for a moment, Vincent walked up to Rody, struggling to find his words. Eventually, he parted his lips to speak.
"Good job," he spoke, "it's pleasing to know the way we do things here hadn't immediately left your mind the moment you resigned." Rody couldn't help but chuckle at Vincent's little jab.
"Thank you, Vincent. And, thank you for taking me back. I know it was probably a little confusing when I just up and left like that, but I'm glad you were kind enough to rehire me." Rody smiled, his words laced with gentle gratitude. Vincent's breath hitched.
"It's...no problem." he finally breathed out. "It's a little nice to be back! I had no idea I had gotten so used to this place despite only being here for one week." Rody continued on, his eyes averted, so he couldn't see the emotion welling up in Vincent's eyes, and the way his expression was changing rapidly.
"I'm...glad that you...came back." Vincent muttered under his breath so that Rody was unable to hear me. "I-...I wanted you back-"
"I wish Manon were here to see how much I made from my first week alone, though." Rody finished, pulling out the envelope that kept the money he had earned. He stared down at it with a sad smile.
He pocketed the envelope back up and looked up at Vincent. "Well, I'm going to head home. See you tomorrow, boss." Rody gave Vincent one last casual grin before strolling out of the bistro, his hands stuffed in his pocket, whistling a faint tune.
Vincent stared at the closed doors. Darkness draped over the bistro like an ominous blanket, the only sound that could be heard was the low hum of the freezer. His facial expression darkened, and his eyes slid downwards to his hands. His palms faced back at him. And he could almost see it. The pale skin of his hands stained with crimson red blotches of blood. Blood that had oozed from a stab wound.
Blood that belonged to Marieanne Vecher. Manon.
His hands shot up to his face, covering the panic that was slowly adorning his features. His breathing became erratic as memories from what he had done, what he had destroyed, flashed through his mind like some cruel picture show. Slowly, he forced himself to calm down, reminding himself as to why he had done what he did in the first place. It was all to infuse love into his cooking.
That's it, all he wanted was to understand the concept of cooking with love. All he wanted was to give the boy he liked something that he could enjoy. All he really wanted...was for Rody to enjoy his food.
Vincent uncovered his face and breathed out a tired sigh. He turned his head and stared at a specific spot. Where the freezer would be if he were standing inside the kitchen. "Manon can be a memory to him now. He doesn't have to know what happened." Vincent whispered to himself as he locked up the bistro. As he turned the key in the lock, he looked backwards again, his eyes narrowed.
"He doesn't have to know what I've done."
#writing#dead plate#rody x vincent#vincent charbonneau#rody lamoree#game#indie game#fanfiction#fanfic writer#racheldrawsthis#i miss them sm#rody is canonically bi and biphobic UGH. I AM ILL.
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Okay, so we talked about this in DMs but I needed to share this with everyone
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So Hot Rod did not inherited even a single ounce of his adoptive father’s rizz. So here is a long, hilarious, compilation of all the femmes Hot Rod has failed to flirt with
It all started when Hot Rod went to visit his older brother Bumblebee and his team. Bee seemed annoyed to have him there though that’s mostly because Team Bee causing enough chaos on their own.
It’s even worse when Hot Rod becomes friends with fellow petty criminal turned adoptee Sideswipe. All seems to be going well until Hot Rod decides to start putting the moves on SideSwipe’s crush, Strongarm. Now Strongarm doesn’t really need SideSwipe to defend her honor, she’s more than capable of punting Hot Rod back to Cybertron herself (no space bridge required). And she almost does so before Bee manages to pull Hot Rod away
He then tried his luck with Windblade
“Don’t even think about it”
“Yes mam”
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Meeting Anthea’s Team was also fun
He made the mistake apparently many have made of trying to flirt with Thea in her Holoform, a mistake that was quickly corrected when she revealed she was actually human
He also tried to flirt with Proxy, who was honestly kinda impressed. Many “full-sized” bots won’t flirt with or date minicons, so she’s definitely flattered. But she did gently let him know that she was simply too old for him. She probably would’ve agreed to a date if they were closer in age though.
He also tried to shoot his shot with his bestie from the archives Alba. This being the most disastrous attempt at flirting yet. Since not only was our lovely owl lady a lesbian. She had an over protective girl friend who attempted to claw Hot Rod’s face off.
The only reason Hot Rod lived to flirt another day was because Hot Rod, in his infinite wisdom, tried to flirt with Frost Claw and managed to get away while she was trying to comprehend the audacity this man had.
When in doubt induce blind confusion.
All of these failed attempts did make it back to his family. Who was more than amused at Hot Rod’s misadventures in trying to find a girlfriend. I’m sure he’ll find someone someday!
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BONUS!
Since I’ve enjoyed putting Nova’s OCs into all of the AUs I figured it’s time I offer up one of my OCs. Everyone Meet Gadget!
During a medical visit Hot Rod met a young red and white femme who was one of the many being mentored by Ratchet. Her name was Gadget. She was a bit of a chatter box going on and on about anything that came to her mind. She seemed receptive to the young mech’s advances. Though their flirting was cut off by a thrown wrench and a reminder from Ratchet to get back to work that cause Gadget to scurry off
Maybe next time 😉
I am DYING WHEEZE--
rodi you poor poor hot mess of a flirt
You tried.
Also, no hate, Alba is not a lesbean, she is a demi-bean who likes ladies and gents alike.
She also rejected Rodi cuz she was crushin on his dad anyway--
I mean what.
Proxy was polite for .5 seconds before laughing that Rodi cannot handle her even if he tried.
Thea snorted, she's amused at the fact both Sideswipe and Rodi got so badly fooled by her bot form.
One day Rodi
One day
#Reborn Spark AU#tf#transformers#maccadam#maccadams#transformers prime#tfp#tf prime#nova musings#nova writings#tf rid 2015#tf rid15#TFP: TIMESKIP | RID15 AU
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Can I suggest Iida from My Hero Academia?
My first impression: I thought he was funny as hell. I didn't see the first season until after my watching of season 2 and midway of season 3. So I caught his more comedic moments like the battle between him and Mei.
My impression now: Tenya is great, I like him! He's a good kid and means well.
Favorite thing about that character: I'll say this later, but I like that Tenya isn't too serious of a character. Instead, as the story goes on, he does loosen up, even though he can still be a little too much at times. At best, he just doesn't want the class to get too out of hand, but still have fun.
Least favorite thing: Watching season 1's first couple of episodes I was like "he is so serious..." I didn't exactly hate it and honestly, I didn't think I would care much for Tenya. Of course, my mind has changed since.
Favorite line/scene: There's a couple, but to choose... in season 4, Tenya actually mocks Izuku saying something like "in just one day, I have been completely left behind" and then called him "house arrest". I wasn't expecting that at all!
Favorite interaction that character has with another: I love how he interacts with Izuku, but I especially love the moments he has with Ochako. Kinda hate how some of the fandom forgets that Izuku isn't the only boy Ochako hangs out with. My favorite interaction with Tenya and Ochako is back in season 1 during their first team battles. Their exchange during that was funny as hell.
A character that I wish that character would interact with more: I know we got some flashbacks, but I would love to have seen more Iida Brothers scenes. (For those who don't know, Tensei is my favorite big brother of BNHA... and honestly, the best one, tied with Rody.) Scratch that, not even just them, but more scenes with them and their parents, too. Probably a spin-off of the Iida Family and how they became one of the top hero families.
Another character from another fandom that reminds me of that character: It's been years since I actually watched Free, but Iida reminds me of Rei. Blue haired, glasses wearing tall teens with serious, but not so serious personalities and voiced by J. Michael Tatum? Twinsies.
A headcanon about that character: I headcanon that Iida does have a couple of glasses that are in funky colors and/or have designs on them. Some even being different lenses shapes.
A song that reminds of that character: Ever heard of the Sonic X's theme song?
An unpopular opinion about that character: I don't think Iida is that much of a "stick in the mud" as some of the fandom thinks. Especially since sometimes he's just as silly as the rest of the cast and sometimes he's the one breaking the rules.
Favorite picture: I really like this one sketch Horikoshi drew and of course, I get a chuckle out of Iida's funny poses.
Send Me a Character...✨️
#kiya answers#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#iida tenya#tenya iida#ingenium#ingenium ii
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“Let’s get this party started, right? My first food choice will be a classic appetizer- this blooming onion. *Picks up dish and holds toward the camera* Just look how huge this battered beast is! I just love how pretty this looks; the giant onion cut to look like a flower is so cute…almost too cute to eat.
I’m just kidding; of course, I’m gonna dig into this deep-fried dish. And I heard the sauce is simply to die for! *Tears off a few petals, dunks into sauce, and eats* But enough about my food, let’s move on to the first question, shall we?
*Squints at a datapad* First up is from an anonymous asker, who is eyeing up my wonderfully huge spread here. They ask which of these foods you are most excited to try.
*Face lights up, then scrunches, deep in thought* And this is going to be hard to answer: all these foods just look so scrumptious! One could never go wrong with Altihex rolls or ice cream! And, of course, that crystal cherry pie is universally famous! *Stifles a laugh*
But if I had to choose just one…. Hmmm… *Bites lower lip* I suppose I am most excited to try these mini-cinnabar pancakes. *Points to the smaller plate of fluffy, purple cylinders loaded with syrup* They are a new receipt I recently found, and figured I would share my first time experiencing them with you! However, I am not going to eat these quite yet. *Wags a finger, then polishes off the blooming onion*
Hmmmm… this onion was very sweet, and the batter was so crisp and flavorful! I sure demolished this flower, huh? *Shows emply plate* And the remoulade dipping sauce had just the right amount of kick to it! Spicey, but not burn your mouth off!
What should I sample next? *Optics scan the table* Oh! This fried robot-chicken looks like a swell choice, doesn’t it? *Pauses, looking at camera* Oh, I sure hope you all are munching on your favorite foods, too. I’d hate to be the only one stuffing my face silly!
But just look at these legs, wing and breast! *The dish is grabbed and set upon his lap* Once again, it is a fried dish. Yes, it most definitely is not the healthiest, seeing as it is loaded with grease. Shyly smiles* But that is what makes it so good! Please, pardon me while I sink my fangs into this drumstick. *Picks up a leg and bites into it*
Oh, my stars! *Optics widen in enjoyment* This is just divine! Did you all hear that crunch? *Looks at camera* The skin is slightly salty, but the meat is so juicy and savory! Oh, I wish I could share this with you all!
*Lifts an arm and points a finger* But I can share the next shout with you: I love your décor Drift!
Oh, thank you for taking notice, Fox! *Smiles sweetly, optics forming half-moons* I simply love springtime colors, don’t you? They create such an uplifting atmosphere and always make me happy! Perfect for meditating, wouldn’t you say? *Nods helm*
Oh, and allow me to show off the aroma therapy candles! *Beckons to his left* I have the lavender ones burning now. They assist in calming one's processor and just relaxing your frame. After a long day working next to Rodi/mus, the smell takes away your stress and anxiety.
*Face drops in shock* Please. Don’t tell him I told you that. I’m only playing around! *Sucks at grease and breadcrumbs on his fingers* Oh, do pardon me- this robo-chicken is finger-licking good!
Do you guys like my quartz crystal?? *Motions to his right* It’s the seventh chakra crystal, amplifying your energy, inner thoughts, and spirituality. Plus, its colors are simply gorgeous, wouldn’t you agree?
And who would not want to look at such handsome pictures of Rat/chet? *Face lightens in joy* The one with both of us was such a sweet day: the anniversary of our courtship! And the other one…*Raises brow* well, let’s just say I cannot resist my love even when he is being such a cranky-bot!
Rat/chet is not fond of that photo, I might add. *Gives the camera a serious look* But I think he looks so cute!
Would you look at this? *Shows camera plate full of picked clean chicken frame* I sure polished off this dish! Sucked the meat right off that framework, huh? *Licks lips* That dish was tasty. Let's give this bowl of spaghetti a try. *Grabs bowl and shows to camera*
The noodles are high-quality lithium, and I purchased them freshly made right in front of me. It was entertaining to watch them roll out the dough and cut it into these tiny strips. *Points to round pink sphere on top of the noodles* And that giant meatball just seals the deal!
Let's move on to another question as I slurp this dish up. *Feeds himself a large amount of noodles and works to suck them into mouth*
Another anonny is asking about food. *Winks* I see you enjoy the finer things in life as much as I do! ‘How about a food question to help your appetite.’
Oh, my dear anon! *Playfully waves at camera* While I appreciate your concern, I don’t think I’ll need much encouragement to graze on this feast before me! My tummy was grumbling all day! ‘Do you snack often, and what is your go-to?’
Well, the teachings of Prim/us come with warnings of gluttony and greed. *Gives a serious look* Too much of a good thing can be seen as a sin. While I do see the point, I see no harm if your feasting isn’t taking from others.
However, I do not mean to get sidetracked! *Stabs meatball with fork and takes a big bite* Although, I just want to mention how good this meatball is! Rolled-up silicone with hints of feldspar…. Chef’s kiss!
I go through bouts of snacking. *Tilts helm* Casual snacking is usually heathy energon foods, such as ener-nuts, fresh crystal fruits and ener-bars are suitable for working long shifts on the bridge. Cottage cheese, made from pasteurized ener-milk, is another filling snack, full of nutrients that help you feel satiated for hours. Plus, it tastes like ricotta cheese but has more of those super fun curds! *Winks*
As for the junk foods… *Smirks* Well, I can’t lay off the sweets. I am sure you could figure that out based on the dishes I selected. I love those prepackaged mini pastries, especially the ones with cream filling! *Fingers wiggle in excitement* Talk about a sugary rush! Donuts, pies, and even candied geodes make for a much more fun break time! *Face returns to serious look* But I do tend to limit those. Sadly, they serve as a quick pick-me-up, but you tend to crash hard afterward.
And this pasta has been demolished. *Shows empty bowl* See? Nothing left!
Oh, I know what I want to taste next. Check this dish out! *Holds up selected dish *Olivine on toast with a sunny side ener-egg on top! I just love dippy eggs! *Smiles widely* It’s fun to pop them and watch all the tasty yolk spill out everywhere. And the Olivine has such a creamy and earthy taste that I simply adore! Spreading it on toasted barium bread warms it nicely and makes for a good, hearty breakfast.
Oh my. *Eyes widen, jaw drops*
This next question is fascinating. *laughs* Alcorian asks a rather funny one: ‘What’s some silly disagreement that you and Rat/chet can never come to an agreement or compromise about?’
Well, a serious one is the whole concept of spirituality, but we came to a mutual understanding about that. A silly disagreement… well… the bed sheets. *Meekly smiles*
Yes. You heard me correctly. *Holds servo out* Hear me out.
I just love to climb into a berth with tucked-in bed sheets: it feels like a giant warm hug! *Smiles, then face gets serious* Rat/Chet on the other hand, prefers the blankets to be loose. *Scrunches up face as toast is dipped into egg yolk* Claims being tucked in makes him feel smothered. What a poor baby! So, after a bit, he kicks his side loose. *Shrugs his shoulders* I try to scold him, but he assures me he will keep me tucked in. *Smiles and blushes* How can one be mad after hearing that!
Oh, I just thought of another one. *Optics widen* You get a two-for-one! And I could use your opinions on this. *sighs* When putting cups in the cabinets, do you place them face down or face up? They should be face down; that way, no dust or grimy stuff collects in them. *Tilts helm* Rat/Chet just puts them in any which way! When I discuss this with him… he gives the typical Rat/Chet response. *Gives impression of Rat/chet’s behavior* You know, the hand wave while muttering, ‘Yeah, yeah yeah.’
Oh, this olivine toast was ever so tasty! *Licks lips*That runny egg dripped all over the place but really hit the spot! Nice and toasty.
Alright. *Face goes stern* Now comes a tricky question: What’s next?”
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Still taking on more askes! So, if you have a question for Dr/ift, send it in! You can send multiples. Also, if you wanted to ask as another TF character- just state so! Let’s keep this mukbang going and see if our dear swordsmech can handle all that food infront of him!
( if your ask didn’t get answered, I am saving some for other rounds)
previous: https://www.tumblr.com/siberat/733711321796837376/mukbang-are-we-recording-yeah-okay-hello-fans?source=share
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Ask game, please! Izuku in the third movie but it's OFA stockpiles beauty AU, please.
my love i really don't have any more than these that you helped with because i still haven't seen the movie but i'll try to add a few? they may contradict the first batch tho lol
1- uh so lets say that when Izuku's chasing Rody, he's making a lot of jokes about the handsome hero pursuing him- but then admits he needs to do this to protect his little siblings, so it doesnt matter. Izuku, impressed and glad that at least Rody is focused on that more than on his looks, smiles and asks if Rody needs help protecting his siblings. Rody immediately falls out of a tree or whatever he was standing on at that moment and Pino tries to permanently attach herself to Izuku. and maybe they get the kids first so the roadtrip also has two tagalogs asking when Rody is going to propose
2- what if flect like, actually looked at who they were framing for murder lol, or if he checks after he keeps losing people to the other side, goes "oh hes got a ton of quirks got to have an allure quirk how do we turn it off", checks the registry and sees izuku was quirkless for fifteen years, wonders if izuku somehow has the secret to surviving quirks (what is flect's deal about hating quirks again???) and so issues new orders- to protect izuku and bring him back, as humanrise can ensure he survives his quirks, so maybe that would return a threat back to the road trip idk
#yes. shoto is still confessing his love almost constantly in the background. katsuki is still banging his head against the wall in agony#pocket talks to people#ask game#gentrychild
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