“You're not leaving, are you, Jake? Knowing I'm out there? Knowing that I'll never stop? I'm coming for you and when I do, I'll kill your whole family.”
Colonel Quaritch
Stephen Lang
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From Lucky Poop's videos.
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went to salem and couldnt stop thinking abt this the whole time
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Imagine explaining braces to an alien.
Alien: this "lemonade" smells like it'll melt my skin. Will this melt my skin?
Human: probably not. Though it did dissolve the glue on one of my braces when I was a kid.
Alien: for me to understand how fully horrified I should be right now I need to know what "braces" are.
Human: oh, people that have the money for it get a bunch of metal put in their mouth to move their teeth into a perfect row. It's a very painful process that usually takes years.
Alien: metal??? On your face bones??? And it hurts?? Doesn't this impede your ability to eat??
Human: well yeah there are things you can't eat when you have them. And some foods you just stop eating because it gets stuck in your braces and it's really gross to get it all out. I still don't eat much bread. Certain foods can break the braces, so you weren't supposed to eat those
Alien: EATING could break the painful metal in your mouth???? WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU PEOPLE EAT???
Human: well lemonade just dissolves the glue
Alien: WHAT?!!! And you want me to DRINK this?? No!! Now I know what people mean when they say you can never understand deathworlders. You people are nuts! I am never eating your substance dissolving, metal breaking food. Fuck that.
Human: alright, I'll drink yours *chugs the lemonade, much to the alien's fascinated horror*
Alien, whispering to themself: deathworlders are insane
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