im actually fucking obsessed with his hair
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i need to know more about hazel callahan immediately. you don't get it guys. i'm obsessed with her in a way that is mentally deteriorating and i can't bring myself to care.
what the FUCK is the national meat association, and how did she begin volunteering there? was she actually with her uncle???
bombs. how did she start? when did it start? hey, maybe even: WHY did she start?
hazel is proficient in: note-taking and group communication. has she ever considered playing dungeons and dragons? specifically with me, preferably one-on-one, maybe even over a candle-lit dinner and wine?
where does she shop for her clothes? because part of the reason i'm fixated is because i need her closet and i need to be her.
i need to know everything about her, and i need her to know that there's a bunch of gay girls out here that faint when she's onscreen. i hope she's happy, and i hope people reply to her emails, and i hope she's kissing a girl right now. and i wish it was me.
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on a ROLL today, actually
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they're so toxic yuri
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thank you for the venom live extended outro is like a wife to me
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the fault lies with you, ishmael!
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Megan Thee Stallion is so attractive to me, not in a sexual way, but rather the crushing need to create art in her image
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why do you freaks like johnny so much
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