he's done this twice now. TWICE

Has anyone talked about the moment Nandor tells Guillermo to kill him in Farsi first? How he literally says “if I’m lying you can kill me” in Persian before he says it in English? How in Farsi it’s less of a threat and more like permission - kill me now then, I allow it. How Nandor reverts back to his mother tongue in that moment and how it comes out like an oath, like a promise, like a vow? If I’m lying then kill me now, I would only ever want it to be you.

Nandor probably: Dear Diary, I believe Guillermo to be a witch, for he has bewitched me. His curly locks and rugged facial hair has cast a spell upon me. I am suffering greatly.

Not as much as Derek though, fucking guy.

What if I... hahahaha... but what if I hired you 🥺🥺 and you were my employee 📊📊 for years, and you discover you are a manager killer 🔪🔪🔪 by lineage and by birthright and you killed 😜😜 a bunch of high level people from other companies to protect ours 💼💼 .... so I promote you to bodyguard 🕴🏼🕴🏼and we end up fighting 💢💢 in my bedroom and you almost kill me, hahaha ... so I propose invite you on a business trip ✈️✈️ to my homeland 😳😳 and finally offer the promotion 😅😅 you've been waiting for by the end of it hahahha... but you stand me up 😡😡and go to London with one of my other coworker instead,😤😤... and by the time I come back you threaten to quit 🥺🥺 ... what if to stop you I make you my best man 👯👯 at the wedding I don't even have a bride for 👰🏽 lol.. and then turn my bride into a clone of your boyfriend💑 .... so you decide to betray me 😤😡🔪 by going to another company to become a half manager behind my back🤯🤯 ...and when I finally discover it I have to kill you😞😡😓 but end up meeting your mom💖💖 and forgiving you instead😤😓.... Then I give you the final push so you can get a full promotion🩸🩸, (and we can ✨be coworkers✨ even though I know you're not ready🙈🙈) ...and when you finally realize that you're not cutout for authority😭😭😭 I create a whole ritual so you can get demoted and kill the 🤢🤮🤢"""CEO"" 🤮🤢🤮 of the other company to make you happy🥰🥰.... what if we did that 😜😜... a hahahaha... 😂😂just kidding ... unless...👀👀👀??

  Once my familiar, also my bodyguard. Always my friend.

Death doesn’t scare him anymore. He doesn’t need to prove Death anything. Having lived for nearly 800 years has shown him far scarier things than his own mortality; like forgetting the language his mother taught him; forgetting his mother. Like being utterly alone inside a head full of confusing thoughts; like being confused all the time. Like shedding blood, hating blood, tasting blood and having to live on blood for all eternity; like hating eternity. And Death ever so slowly, imperceptibly, became the dearest and the most elusive of all his friends.

(Excerpt from Dear Death,)

The way they look at each other kills me

ALSO 8 MORE DAYS TILL THEY’RE BACK HOLY FUCK

I refuse to debate anyone on this

Fine, writers. You're not gonna just have these two figure things out? You have one guaranteed (greenlit) season left and all you've been doing to us is dangling that scrawny little worm of hope in our faces and I ain't biting.

Stop playing nice. Have Guillermo and Nandor figure out things the way they do best:

Through violence.

Let them fight it out.

And then upon Nandor catching Guillermo's wrist, that stake locked in hand, ready for the killing blow, have them look at each other, with Guillermo breathing heavily with an enraged expression and Nandor's stone-still and dark eyes pinning him with some unfathomable feeling.

And then Nandor suddenly leans in for what Guillermo assumes is a fatal bite but he actually kisses him and startles Guillermo so much that he drops the stake- before his hand reaches out and grabs Nandor's coat to pull him in close and Nandor shuffles them backwards until Guillermo's back slams into the wall and they furiously make out.

I don't think I'm asking for too much here. This is what we all want.

🥰🥰🥰🥰

my full piece for @wwcitszine volume 3!

Friendship ended with Guillermo and Nandor fighting each other. Guillermo and Nadja fighting other people/vampires together is my new best friend.

Has anyone addressed the fact that laszlo and nadja had matching hair highlights AGAIN in the finale but this time they were blue

The way that both Nadja and Nandor started running after the Baron had me all 'Aw, they're worried about Guillermo'

But it's even funnier that they're actually scared for the Baron, getting his arse staked

Ok thinking about the two fights (well when am I NOT thinking about it?) and it dawned on me that at some point during both fights guillermo is right behind him touching him (the choke hold in the first fight and when he's talking about faking his death to gtfo in the second)

Now we all know nandor doesn't allow guillermo to hug him but he doesn't tell him off for doing this

So that's got me wondering why and I came up with 2 theories

1 at first denying hugs was a means to not get too emotionally attached to him

it's a way for him to remind himself that guillermo at the end of the day will one day leave him (whether cuz he turned him or he died or whatever) plus he's just a familiar so don't get attached

But he HAS gotten attached (he called him his firend ffs) so why keep denying the hugs?

Well to me I think it's a way to reject his own feelings for him (by saying no to his hugs he's saying no to his desires to touch him and his feelings for him)

Cause in the end of a day a hug is a way to show affection in some way shape or form

BUT IN A FIGHT THAT'S OUT THE WINDOW

Touch during a fight is unavoidable SO he allows guillermo to get close to him

Cause to him since this is a fight getting close is fair game

He just so happen to like it

Or 2 he didn't want touch that he didn't plan for

Despite guillermo technically swinging first both times nandor planned and started both fights

Now both fights had a purpose other then nandor wanting guillermo to fuck him up (the first one was a test and the second was to get guillermo out of fighting a different vampire) but I'd be lying if I said he 100% take advantage of the situation

So maybe he doesn't like unplanned for touch and when the opportunity stuck he knew fighting guillermo means touching him

As for why he doesn't like unplanned touch idk

Maybe he feels like he need it earn it? Like without a fight touching guillermo is weird? Again idk

I mean it's either one of these or nandor simply prefers to be held from behind and if guillermo offered to hug for behind he'd allow it which would be FUCKING HILARIOUS

Like imagine how annoyed guillermo would be if this ENTIRE TIME he could have just hugged him from behind LMAO