super graphic ultra modern bilvy <3

Hey yo everyone! My family's going on a long vacation soon, and I need fic recs!

I wanna start stockpiling them now so I can download them, since I may not have internet 😅 (btw if I disappear that's why!!)

I'm looking for longer fics, preferably E rated (though it's not a deal breaker if it's not!) probably AU but again that's not essential

I love them tender and sweet, but I'm not against angst, hurt/comfort, etc as long as there's a happy ending!

I've already read: Car Trouble, BNF (and everything else by Bilvy!), Pray For Us Icarus, Chemistry....uhh gosh I know there's more longer ones I've read, but those are the big ones

I'd ask @aziraphales-library (and I plan to scour their tags 😁 as should you!! They have some amazing recs!!) but I know they're loaded down with asks rn 😅

Any recs are appreciated!! Tysm!!

(I'm really hoping I do have internet, I don't wanna miss any of the amazing art and posts this fandom pumps out 🥲)

@goodomensafterdark it's perfectly fine if not but if you'd like to get your followers to help I'd be much appreciative!!

Now that @mrghostrat has seen it, I wanted to share my lil

Postcards from Paris - linked below - is one of my favourite Good Omens fics. It’s so so sweet and adorable and just ahhhh!! I love it very much & when I found out that we as a community were creating a Kudo board for Bilv, I knew I had to make something. This was the first thing that came to mind. (And it actually turned out pretty much exactly how I imagined it, and don’t you love when that happens?)

But yeah. Very proud, love it very much. My darlings🫶 and happy birthday once again Bilvy🎉

Good Omens Fic Rec: Postcards From Paris

Crowley has just moved into his Mayfair apartment and finds a postcard addressed to the previous tenant. With no return address, he's left to collect and read the mysterious A.Z.F.'s adventures across Europe, where he hunts for bizarre bibles and rates ridiculously expensive wine in his free time. The question is: How will A.Z.F. react when Crowley finally gets his return address and writes back? It was different, he knew, to accidentally read someone else’s postcard versus intentionally perusing one in place of good newspaper over coffee. Crowley decided he was allowed that indecency, to balance out the good deed of safeguarding the mail in the first place. He kicked his feet up onto his desk, scooped up the takeaway coffee that was brought around by their newest intern, and settled in to read some of the most densely crowded handwriting he’d ever laid eyes on.

Length: 12,331 words

AO3 Rating: General Audiences

Best for: Safe in Public, Pick-Me-Up, Fluff, Human AU

Triggers: None

Read it here, fic by ghostrat

*Minor Spoilers* I am hurrying to write this post before it hits midnight in Australia so that I can say HAPPY BIRTHDAY @mrghostrat!!! Bilvy is one of my favorite creators here, not only for their amazing art but because they back it up with excellent writing every time. I genuinely am so impressed with the amount of work they do, I can't imagine how it all gets done so quickly with this level of quality. Thank you for all that you do, and I hope that you had a great birthday!

Anyway, you're here for the story! For it's length, this is such a rich story. You quickly fall into this world as our anxious and lonely Crowley starts receiving postcards that belonged to the previous tenant from the mysterious A.Z.F. Soon he starts writing back, and well, you can guess how it'll go. What Bilvy does so well, is take some pretty standard romance tropes and finds a way to do them uniquely and at 100. Every one of their stories feels like it could be a real rom-com and I mean that as a compliment. The pacing, the dialogue, the little details all come together and make their stories so engaging.

This is such a sweet treat, it's a perfect pick-me-up. You just can't help being charmed by this story. Completely safe in public, the only thing you'll need to worry about is how much you'll be smiling during this. Happy Birthday Bilvy, we're so lucky to have you!

I can't post about them until they are finished, but you guys should also be reading Big Name Feelings and And They Were Streamers! They're so good!

Read it here, fic by ghostrat

Hi bilvy! since the new year is approaching rapidly, i wanted to ask my favorite creators (that includes you! i love your art & your fics) how they look back on their 2023 tumblr year and which blogs made them happy to be here. i am very happy to follow you and hope you'll have a great 2024! 🧡

this is so very sweet, thank you non 😭💛

i'm gonna forget a thousand people if i try to list everyone, but i do have a few names i wanna express gratitude for

i've been trying to get back on tumblr for ages, and i could never get it to stick until this time around. i think a huge part of that is bc of @foolishlovers. right from the start, their tags made me squeal and laugh, and i love every SINGLE thing they post. following them was like having the finest of the good omens fandom curated onto my dash for me, and made it so easy to slip back into fandom after 8+ years of no fandom interaction at all. then they also turn out to be super nice and sweet and a wonderful writer?! so yea. thank you jane. i'm on here every day (which is something i desperately missed, and am so happy about) cause of you.

i also appreciate the hell out of @bunnakit and can't imagine my dash without them. we're friends from twitch that follow entirely different shows and don't understand most of each others posts, but seeing oat's enthusiasm for their shows and their gifs/meta/content just makes me really happy. i love seeing them enjoy themself 🥺

aaah and last one i think has to be @almalvo. we dont actually interact on tumblr much, but every day i pop into their discord or their stream and thrive off the community they've fostered. i found them by randomly searching "good omens" on twitch one day and stumbled headfirst into some of the most incredible artwork, by a person who is so chill and down to earth and fun to talk to. checkin in on malvo has become a favourite part of my day 😭

anon who refers to william beckett with she/her pronouns, thank you for reawakening my love of transfem bilvy! thinking about atlms gabe and bilvy "when we met i was on my back / i swear we spent most afternoons somewhere in the act" aka gabe being obsessed with bill's body on hrt. constantly wanting to lick and bite and suck her little tits and play with her cock while she moans and whines. when he discovers how sweet her cum tastes now he just wants to taste it all the time, pushing her up against a wall and getting his head under her skirt to suck her off while she blushes and tells him to be quiet cos people might hear them!! one time when he's fucking her and using a vibrator on her cock he keeps going after she cums and that's how they find out she can have multiple orgasms. from then on it's gabe's personal mission to see how many times he can make her cum in one night.

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LMFAOOOO THE DEAD WIFE DRESS THING??? i really enjoy how you write bilvy omg. obviously hes very sweet but he has the air of a prim and proper showdog. i stay comparing him to a dog by accident but it fits

hehehe thank u so much! this is very sweet and nice to hear especially bc I don’t know bilvy very well so my characterisation takes many more liberties than others that I try and make Accurate (cue hysterical laughter we r all writing rpf lol nothing is accurate) <3 if any bilvy fans have any pointers hmu

7 with Gabilliam, please!

Smut Dialogue Ask Game

7-Go on, ride my thigh.

Based off Pete comparing Gabe to a dog and saying he never knows if he's going to hump the other dogs or bite them

Gabe flinched back when he felt his crotch press a little too hard against William’s thigh. A bright blush found its way onto his cheeks as embarrassment rolled through him. He’d been so caught up in kissing the younger man, licking into his mouth and panting against him in between presses of their lips. One hand had been curled into soft hair and the other held onto William’s waist. He tried to subtly pull away, hoping William hadn’t noticed, by an arm wrapped around his waist and pulled him back in. Gabe let out a shuddery moan when William’s thigh purposefully pressed up against his crotch harder than before. 

“You’re so desperate, Gabe. You’re getting this worked up just from making out with me?” Gabe blushed harder at the words, but he had no defense. He knew William was absolutely right. “Well, don’t let me stop you. Go on. Ride my thigh,” William encouraged, tone even and unreadable. Gabe didn’t hesitate before he readjusted himself, pressing his face into William’s neck and rocking down against his thigh. “There you go,” William praised and that sent a shiver down Gabe’s spine, spurring him on to be less embarrassed about doing this. He continued chasing that pleasure, letting out quiet little noises as he did so. 

“You feel really good,” Gabe breathed out. It made him feel even more desperate, telling William how good his thigh felt. He felt like a horny teenager again, getting worked up just from some kissing and rocking against his leg. But he knew William wasn’t judging him, they were both equally into this. He didn’t feel guilty or embarrassed in a bad way, pleasant shame pooling in his gut and making him impossibly harder. “Love you so much,” He murmured and let out a choked whine when he rocked down harder, rubbing a particularly sensitive spot. He cursed quietly at the feeling and William smiled, playing with his hair. 

“I love you too, baby. So much,” William assured and pressed a small kiss to Gabe’s temple. Those words almost broke Gabe down, but he didn’t want to disappoint William. Instead, he kept pumping his hips, moving faster now. “You look so slutty like this. Keep going, Gabe. I don’t want you to stop until you’re coming in your jeans for me,” Gabe’s breath hitched. He couldn’t believe his sweet Bilvy was talking to him like this, it felt like a wet dream and he hoped he would never wake up from it. There was no way he’d last much longer and he’d normally feel guilty for that, but he knew it’d make William happy.

bilvy is sooooo cute and sweet and soft and he's my girlfriend forever and ever and ever. did you know this?

i don't remember exactly how i found your blog but i do remember being super impressed that you got this url . followed for bandom and also because you're super sweet!!!!!!!

omg yes hahah thank you i think i'll be @/bilvy till i die! thank you, you're so sweet too <333

Lets play the game called "how did you find my blog and what made you want to follow"

he belongs in my pocket!

i was tagged by beloved shay @mag200 to do this playlist game 💘

rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first 10 tracks, then list 10 songs you really like, each by a different artist. then tag 10 people to do the same thing

first ten on repeat:

golden age - ethel cain

end of the beginning - djo

growing/dying - the backseat lovers

being in love - wet leg

crush - ethel cain*

steve’s first bruise - briston maroney

mary on a cross (slowed + reverb) - ghost

control - mannequin pussy

knuckle velvet - ethel cain ft. yah wav

sweet dreams, tn - the last shadow puppets

*this was my top song of the year 😇

other current favorites:

i’ll be your sister - motörhead

all my rowdy friends (have settled down) - hank williams jr

some weird sin - iggy pop

love without emotion - pissed jeans

blues from a gun - the jesus and mary chain

rid of me - pj harvey

coming down - dum dum girls

honey, it’s alright - gregory alan isakov

good time charlie’s got the blues - elvis presley

you’re a dog - gilla band

i could sit here and monologue about the mess of genres i’ve been cobbling together in my monthly playlists but instead i will simply point anyone curious to my spotify 💘

ps if you’re looking at my top songs and squinting your eyes going ‘….is she..?’ the answer is probably yes

not tagging 10 people, and y’all know there’s never an obligation to these 🖤

@bilvy @hexthesystem @bugsite @violencedyke @shouldveprayedformoreguts @overalls @newjerseyfucker @dirt-mccracken

Leo. Its not fair how you’re actually a good matchmaker. How dare you accidentally introduce me to someone who’s sweet and funny and cute and I have to stop there or I’ll keep going And we have mutual feelings??? And like??? Compatibility???? It was supposed to be haha we’re gonna fanfic fake dating our way into my (bilvy’s old) high school dance. But fuck you now he and I have been for real dating and kgdrblkhgk you actually did it Leo. how could you

-barrington anon

That is genuinely so awesome I am so happy for you guys 😜🏳️‍🌈

thanks for the tag @heartbeatsandletters :)

rules: tag 9 people you want to know better

favourite colour: black & red (diagnosed emo at birth)

currently reading: Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk

last song: Reinventing the Wheel to Run Myself Over by Fall Out Boy

last series: like TV show? i’m currently hatewatching Love Island USA

last movie: ................................Space Jam (the original)

sweet, savoury or spicy: all are good but i prefer savoury

craving: god i could go for a chimichanga rn

tea or coffee: black tea :)

currently working on: trying to get the supplies together for my diy mcr hoodie !

i am tagging 9 people: @bisinatra , @kimjongunsvagina , @gabesapwhoreta , @taylocarterr , @toropilled , @lyrics-on-converse , @newjerseyfucker , @paaansy , @bilvy

fuck i need to have sweet lesbian sex with transfem bilvy so bad its embarrassing. i want her to cry n whine and pant in my ear while she holds onto me and fucks me desperately. i need her to kiss me and moan into my mouth everytime i call her mommy I THINK I HAUVE COVID SHES SO PRETTY I NEED HER BADLY

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Get To Know Me Better! (tag game)

@tidal-wav3s thanks for tagging me dude!!

Fav color: Lots of people get surprised when i say this but pink has and always will be my favourite colour.

Last song I listened to: Four Walls - While She Sleeps

Fav musicians/bands: God i have so many but the first few that come to mind are Parkway Drive, My Chemical Romance, Five Finger Death Punch, Green Day, Architects, All Time Low, A Day to Remember, Hellions, Slipknot, Secrets, Ocean Grove, Korn, In Hearts Wake, Awaken I Am, Whilst She Sleeps, Slowly Slowly, Young Lions, Trophy Eyes, The Plot In You, Queen, The Maine, Linkin Park, Hands Like House, AD/DC, Evanescence, Dream On Dreamer, Asking Alexandria, Crown The Empire, Camp Cope, Bring Me the Horizon, System of a Down, Disturbed, The Used, Brand New, Blink-182, Bad Omens, Tonight Alive, Stick To Your Guns and lots lots more. When i was putting together this list i was gonna make it a max of 10 bands but then i kept thinking of more and more and eventually i just had to stop otherwise this list would become novel length. Basically the consensus is i like lots of music and any of the band i reblog shit from are favs.

Last film I watched: Sicario and it was shit so take my word and don’t fucking bother.

Last tv show I watched: I just finished rewatching The Umbrella Academy season 1 to get myself psyched for season 2. I also just finished watching the netflix mini series documentary ‘Unabomber: In his own words’ which was pretty good. And I am also currently binging The Office (US) and am just starting season 8. 

Fav original character: So i am writing (admittedly mostly just in my head although a little less then a quarter has been written as a rough draft on a word doc) a rather length fantasy/vampire novel. Its part romance, part drama, part revenge fantasy, part anarchist vigilante revolution au and tbh part me just self projecting my trauma and dysfunctional life onto my characters... And whilst it likely will never see the light of day because of my lack of motivation to write the entire thing down and instead just reference it when i am day dreaming. I really vibe with the alternative universe as an escape from the real one i am living in and i have a vested interest in the characters i have created in it. And whilst there are numerous ocs from this that i have put an alarmingly long amount of time (literally years) into developing all of which i love and adore i do have two favourites. One named Taylor who is a gay 2946 year old idiot/himbo (vampire obviously). He is hot, sweet, kind, caring, funny, understanding, stubborn, the mum™️  friend, a romantic fool with a a hint of mummy issues and anger problems and a complete fucking allergy to guilt. And the other is his prodigy/person he turned vampire named Meredith. She is 354 year old hot mess and is kinda the opposite of him in that she is homicidal, manipulative, cunning, devious, fearless (almost to a fault), strong willed women. Who is very smart, has a strong/forward and somewhat off putting personality, low key a bit of a bitch but is very protective of those she loves and has good morals and the desire to right all wrongs even if through violent revenge if she sees fit. She is the leader of a criminal underworld revolution seeking to bring revenge and justice to the powerful and untouchable evils of the world. And he is her loyal side kick that lets her run the show as she is a natural born leader, but also works as a the voice of reason and logic to her. All the while having his own sub plot of being torn between chasing his love interest despite the danger it possesses. Or sacrificing his own desire for connection and love for fear of the consequences despite it meaning living a sad and eternally lonely life. Thats just a very brief summery of those two. They have a very close but complicated relationship with each other, like annoying siblings but imagine if you had to live with your siblings for centuries. And they all have there flaws (some more obvious then others) as well as dark, morbid and tragic histories but it makes them what the are today both the good, the bad and the downright problematic. And yeah i’d like to think one day i will write this out properly and others will read it and connect to or relate to these characters. Maybe love them, maybe hate them, maybe initially hate them, like is designed with Meredith, but come to truly love her once they begin to understand her and see her potential thats hidden under layers of ‘don’t fuck with me’. But until then they are my characters to play around with and build upon and thats exactly what i intend to do.

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet!

Sparkling water, tea, or coffee: Can i say hot chocolate or juice?

Pets: Living with me is my son and best friend Gideon (he is a adult black male cat i adopted a year ago and he is the best thing that has ever happened to me.) Living with my sister is my family cat i grew up with named Maisey (she is a snobby fat cat with a beautiful coat and i love her although i don’t think she loves me/or anyone.) And then at my mums is her puppy Newfoundland Bentley (basically god combined a dumbass and a dog and made him) as well as my brothers turtle Pedro and my axolotl Voldemort (can’t fit his huge tank in my apartment so he stays with mum.)

I’m tagging: @bilvy @revradio @cxmeterydrxve @angryqueercrypted @prettyyy-boyyy @disenchanted-mona-lisa @burymeinpink @thotfrnk @r1ghtbackatitaga1n @solelll @gothbtchz @highhighhopless @re-imagine @x-give-em-hell-kid-x @greendayer @dramaticallydepressed @lyricsinmyblood-bloodinmylyrics & @imsopunkrxck obviously this isn’t a obligation, do this tag game only if you want. And if you weren’t tagged but wanna take part then do tag me in your own and i will read and like it as i love learning about my followers passions and interests!