#my math teacher is a bitch
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I'm so tired rn I just read assess as asses
#thats alot of ass right there#lol#currently 11:04 and im fucked because i didnt start my math homework#high school is too hard#annoying nearly midnight rant#my math teacher is a bitch#he kind stands like trump yknow that one meme where he looks like a centaur?#yeah that one#I ExPECt yOu tO rEAd AhEaD yeah well i expected you to be dead at your age but here we are#5 bucks says i can relearn everything in this book and teach a class better than he is rn within a month#he'd probably fall over if i threw my c++ textbook at him#roll down rhe stairs like a bowling ball#yep great idea plan murder in the tags of a tumblr post
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I'm so in the mood for being violently raped by my math professor. I'm such a smart girl, I swear, but whenever I look at him, my mind just goes blank. When he writes an equation on the board, all I can see is the bulge in his pants that he gets when he looks at me. He'll ask me to do a problem for him, but I'll just drop to my knees and start drooling on his cock! And he doesn't throw me off, he grabs the back of my head and facefucks me until I'm covered in cum, ready for my next class!
I'm really popular with my fellow students, too. The first time our professor did this, they were shocked, but it's routine now. When I get called down to the board, every guy takes their cock out, grab the girl next to them by the pigtail, and bounces her on their laps! I used to hate math, but my professor makes it so fun 🩷
#math is hard#like my math teacher#bimbo doll#dumbification#bimbo girl#dumb wh0re#cnc free use#patriarchy kink#r4p3 m3#r4p3b4it#size k1nk#dumb bitch
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hi! i'm severely dyscaluliac, and i absolutely adore all of your work, but i'm struggling so hard to figure out the maths behind the prey calorie to feeding cats thing. i understand that if the calorie amount is over 350, it'll feed more than one cat, but i don't have a bloody clue how to figure out how many specifically. Do i have to divide the calorie amount by the 350? Input would be greatly appreciated, apologies for the dyscaluliac rambling, i've been at this for an hour and i have a headache.
OH HEY, I also have dyscalculia! I'm always coming up with ways to help myself visualize this sort of thing. I've got you bro.
Think of 350 like a container for a single cat. Every day you have to fill 350 calories for that individual. Since 350 is just 50 seven times, you can make a beaker with seven notches.
(It always helps me to break things down into multiples of 5 and estimate around them.)
So, when you "fill" this beaker with 350 calories, your warrior is fed! The spillover from a full beaker can feed another cat.
So, if your food item was 400 (350 + 50) calories, that feeds one cat and fills up a single notch on the next "beaker." Whenever you have a big food item, you can subtract 350 from it until you reach a number below 350. When you divide a number by 350, that's what it's doing.
So if you had 3,500 / 350, your answer is 10. You can feed ten cats. 350 goes into 3,500 ten times.
When it's not a "clean" division and you have all the jumbled numbers at the end, like 3,600 / 350 = 10.285714, just pay attention to the first number after the period. It feeds 10.2 cats. The .2 means the eleventh cat is 20% fed.
Whenever you need to figure out how much food a group will need, take the population of the group, and multiply by 350.
If you have 3 cats in the group, that equation is 3 x 350. I punched that right into a calculator, and got 1,050. You need 1,050 calories to feed three cats.
Though, also remember how this functionally plays out.
If your cats are eating whole prey, it's not like Dudeheart is going to eat everything except the tail to minmax caloric efficiency. He's going to eat the whole thing. These sorts of calculations apply best to a Clan that's making soup or has someone doling out rations.
But, anyway, try making drawings to help visualize it, if it doesn't make sense. I hope this helps-- these are the hints that I use when numbers aren't making sense in my head.
#You can do it dude I believe in you#It's a BITCH when you have no one around who can break down the concepts for you.#And you don't really 'get' what the math is doing#I have horror stories about my schooling lmao.#it especially sucks when the teachers think you're super smart and aren't allowed to struggle with basic math#''is this student who gets perfect scores in every other subject struggling with something deeper?''#''no. it is the child who is lazy.''#bone babble#dyscalculia
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cheerleaders 🤝 equestrians (but specifically horse girls): your sport not being taken seriously by other people and being treated like a joke
#deity dialogue#when I was in middle school my computer teacher was also a football coach and would have ‘banter’ with the cheer coach (who was also an#assistant teacher for my math class btw she was so sweet she helped me a lot in class and also made me a bow which was stolen from me :( )#about how ‘football was a real sport and cheerleading wasn’t’ LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME#jsut because cheerleaders look cute and are peppy and more often than not girls and women you don’t take anything they do seriously#do you understand the strength and agility and flexibility needed to be a cheerleader do you see the shit they’re doing and you have the#gall not to respect what they do as a sport??? i wasn’t a cheerleader but a few of my friends were and I respect them so much that shit must#have taken so much of everything#obvs I’m not covering the full scale of what it takes to be a cheerleader cause again I wasn’t one but like I’m so pissed whenever people#have the audacity to act like it’s not a serious sport and I’m mad at the same for equestrians as well.#Also generally I hate people who think cheerleaders are inherently awful and bitches like y’all shouldn’t generalize just because some#people in a group are mean or popularly portrayed as mean doesn’t mean it’s true my friends from school were sweet to literally everyone so#can it. this isn’t me like dismissing anyone who’s been bullied by anyone but don’t like assume everyone is terrible thanks bye#it’s the misogyny and we all know it :/ it affects men in the sports as well because if you’re a male cheerleader you’re treated badly and#it’s the misogyny and we all know it
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eouaghh forgot i have to wake up early tommorow :(
#its not even for anything fun#its a 2 hour trash pickup so i can get those community service hours#but my friends not going to be there :( so its 2 hours of nonsense#also i!! hate the teacher that runs it!!#she only likes kids that took her math class and I!! did not take her math class!!#and im pretty sure she dislikes me.#also shes so slow?? on the trashpickups#tell me why we all have to sit around by the road for 30 minutes waiting for her#and then she comes from the opposite direction with 2 friends and a coffee that werent there before#god.. when you dont have someone to talk to these things go on forever#and i always end up with twigs in my hair!! bc this bitch makes me crawl in the bushes to pick up shit!!
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Weird how often this fandom uses teacher Steve (especially like, kindergarten teacher Steve when tbh I think he'd be better as a middle school teacher) in place of him having children when??? So many teachers? Have children? Every teacher in my family but one has kids? Idk why people use it as a substitute like so many teachers don't end up wanting and having children.
#sorry just thinkin about how much i hate kindergarten teacher steve#being a replacement for steve having kids#esp bc tbh yeah love steve eith cute little kids but lmao#he definitely has middle school teacher vibes#could definitely see him being the chaos gremlin that my uncle is#(a middle school math teacher who once had to get HIP SURGERY BC HE WAS SKATEBOARDING WITH HIS STUDENTS)#which led me to think about the teachers in my family#(theres so many)#and how many of them have kids#how many teachers i friended on facebook who ended up with children or had children while i was in school#how tbh very few? married teachers i knew? didnt have children?#like obviously you can be a teacher and not want kids but like#steve wants kids lmao#teaching isnt going to replace that#anyway might make an actual teacher steve post later tbh#but needed yo bitch first#i think i have a cold lol so#grumpy day#fandom wank
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I hate math class so much I’m about to fucking drop out I swear to God
#i hate this#I hate my math teacher I hope she dies she’s an opp I’m going to bomb her.#this bitch#mathematics#iep#learning disability#send help#I’m fucking dropping out I hate math so much math doesn’t exist we don’t need fucking math in life I can’t take this anymore I’m going to en
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they're literally insane (wip)
#art#twst#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#leona kingscholar#making stuff for malleleo week college is actually a bitch my teachers weren't lying#i finished like 70+ assignments yesterday cause my math teacher is just the worst and forgot to tell us we had online assignments#malleona#malleleo
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actually sobbing like
#i dont have any fuckin time to do this shit#i hate my school and i hate my teachers#i cant complete this on time bitch its 80+ pages and ive been working on it for a MONTH and im still not done#i wanna learn spanish but not like this#and i have an essay due on monday that is currently looking awful bc i have no energy left to write it#and i need to finish my math packet thats 60 questions long#and i need to do my final projects i#hate this shit.#im going to . collapse i almost passed out in spanish today lol lmao even#bee.txt
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are you about to copypaste the entirety of the first book of my chemical romance fanfiction unholyverse by critically acclaimed author bexless into your email so you can read it on your school chromebook or are you normal
#i hope my math teacher is enjoying the danger days fanfiction ive had open in one of my chromebook tabs for the past several weeks#because it is about to get just SO much worse.#oh you didnt like the gently implied jet star/party poison sex scene?#just wait until you go to check what tabs i have open in class with your weird omnicient spy computer program 1984 ass shit#and see frank iero and gerard way fucking narsty#this is what you get for being a racist homophobic transphobic ass bitch sidney. yeah i said it fuck your christian ass
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can i just say
#i fucking hate that girl in my math class#i dont like public speaking and the room was really quiet so you could easily hear everyones voice#And i had to talk in a group of like 5 other people#and when it was my turn to speak i literally just couldnt#like i forgot how to fuckign breathe for a minute#and that fucker really said “why are you so shy- like ive heard your voice before” BITCH.#FUCK YOU!!!!!!#thankfully that teacher is really nice so i didnt have to but GRGGRGRRRE#and then after her and some other girl started looking at me weird like fuck off
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If there ever comes a day I die for someone
It would be for Khan academy
#I LOVE YOUU!!!!!!#khan academy i will fight for you#i was pulling my hair out like a mad bitch cos integration was fucking my head#khan academy my dear true love my saviour my shite in nining armor ahh!!#its a sublime feeling when you start to understand math#fuck my math teacher bro mf been teaching me wrong#khan academy
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apologies (kinda?) for posting much less consistently than usual, I have had exams and exam prep and auditions and performances and region clinics so yeah! that's why things are late/oddly timed lmaooo
#i hate my French teacher so much she's such a bitch#im sorry but its true she's terrible#and im really bad at math too but somehow I have a not terrible mark in the class#and then there is my fucking joke of a science replacement teacher#and I have had a concert or more each weekend since mid April so yaaay#I may end up taking a little break soon???
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1 day into the semester and i am so over it
#giiiiiirl what the fuck 😭😭😭#my head hurts so maybe im being bitchier than normal but OH MY GOD#first off. 4/5 of my teachers are from sc???#like i know we live here but huh 😭😭#god... i have art for the first time in years and the teacher is a bitch#she also talks so fucking slowlyyy#i swear that woman says 2 words a minute#and the principals cracking down even harder on rules#apparently in a teacher meeting she spent exactly 24 minutes talking about hats and hoods#what the fuck is her problem 😭😭😭 ??#for a beta club meeting once i helped set up and had to move every table in the cafeteria#principal girlie was like 'ill help :)' then pushed one table and stood there the rest of the time#like be so fucking fr#and the math guy gives homework every day including weekends#which like? makes sense for math ig but like. weekends. really.#and literally the only consequence for even the slightest thing is a referral in his class. bitch ass.#god.. at least i dont have spanish anymore... i swear he was the devil#BACK TO THE ART TEACHER FOR A SECOND#oh mt god..#she never gives 100s because 'art isnt perfect' like stfu#if i did the work and followed the rubric just. let me have it.#yeah i think i am definetely being bitchier than usual lmao sorry#maybe it'll get better!! its only the first day#sociology doesnt seem bad#i do miss childs lit though :(
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Y’know what I’m curious, and also I haven’t been as active on here I’ve been busy on insta-
What are/is your favorite post I made? What do you want to see more of?
I know it’s my account and I get to do what I want but also I have so many ideas that they’re all over the place and it’s hard to choose one to start first. Right now I have 5 sketches and unfinished shaded art so I need smth to focus on
You can even categorize them as comfort, angst, writing, etc.
#my cat is eating my fucking gorditas#i dont mind but bitch slow down-#okay ima excessive now but aaahhhh#my break is almost over and I need to finish hw#my math teacher will hate my slow ass this year#gess box of cookies#also I hope everyone’s day is going great!!#love you all sosososo much <3
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i just learned about gravitons, a made up particle in physics so nerds can explain gravity. it hasn’t been discovered or proven at all.....
but yet, people have the audacity to say astrology is made up bullshit.
#i am also a nerd but one that hates physics because my teacher in college was an absolute bitch. also shit doesnt make sense#physicists will literally make up random concepts to solve math equations and say astrology is stupid.#meanwhile kevin you have a fucking job because of astrology so go suck it#also its always taurus and aquarius placements that are the judgiest with astrology. i see you fixed earth and fixed air#god i hate physics and dogma#not sims related#kevin is my headcanon of the judgemental science guy but also irl a friend so duel purpose#no judgement to taurus and aquarius btw just the dogmatic ones
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