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How did Hux react the first time he saw Kylo's face?
#ltk9#kylux#armitage hux#kylo ren#what is this you wonder?#same#i have no idea#don't ask#he saw kylo's face and then went to hide in a cupboard#may be to travel back in time#who knows#i sure as hell don't#my horrible humor#this isn'T funny#i'm sorry
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loser! Luke Castellan who has a pathetic crush on you.
loser! Luke Castellan who follows you around camp like a lost puppy, under the guise of having nothing to do and wanting to help you out with your tasks (as if he wasn’t knee deep in camp counsellor responsibilities).
loser! Luke Castellan who gets distracted during sword fight practice because he so happened to hear the ghost of your laughter echoing through the meadows, rendering his heart to a stutter.
loser! Luke Castellan who brings by leftovers from his table to you when you’re stuck in the infirmary if it meant having some alone time with you, not giving a fuck about offerings to the gods when any moment spent with you meant worlds more.
loser! Luke Castellan who very intentionally shows off whenever you’re around with some fancy combat trick or the stretch of his arms, showing off his toned muscles in the hopes that you were watching him.
loser! Luke Castellan who hopelessly longs for you with pining stares obvious to everyone but him, eyes like magnets to your presence, catching you across the room or the battlefield.
loser! Luke Castellan who gets so jealous when he sees you laughing too closely with some other guy at the bonfire, and foolishly stalks over to interrupt the conversation without thinking of a proper excuse.
“Hey, Luke! What’s up?” You call warmly to him, making his heart spasm in his chest at the sound of his name leaving your lips.
“I need your help with.. something.” He stumbles through his words with a wince. “It’s urgent.”
loser! Luke Castellan who feels relief and mind-numbing euphoria settling in his chest when you wordlessly agree without question, choosing him instead. An apologetic smile crosses your face as you bid goodbye to whatever jerk you were talking to before following in Luke’s footsteps.
loser! Luke Castellan who can’t resist the urge to toss the quickest smirk to the kid who was hogging your attention, before it disappears like it was never there.
loser! Luke Castellan who drags you over to a quiet space in camp before admitting quietly to you that he didn’t actually have a reason for dragging you away.
loser! Luke Castellan who tries to pour out his heart to you, hands shaking and heart racing as he tries to form the words that could encapsulate the intensity of his feelings, growing frustrated when his brain keeps freezing when looking at you. The moonlight is casting an ethereal glow over your face, and he goes minutes without speaking in hopeless admiration before realising you're waiting for him to continue.
loser! Luke Castellan who’s on the verge of passing away from the embarrassment before you stop him with a grin so bright his mind stops working over the disbelief that he was the reason for that pretty smile.
loser! Luke Castellan who sees stars when you pull him in for a kiss, and holds onto you like you’re his lifeline.
loser! Luke Castellan who mutters sweet promises into your ear as he pulls you in closer, embracing you so close to his racing heart, in hopes that you would never let go of him.
loser! Luke Castellan who is so completely in love with you he can’t bear the thought of existing in a world without you.
#luke castellan#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#luke castellan x reader#luke castellan x y/n#luke castellan x you#luke castellan x gn!reader#luke castellan imagine#luke castellan fluff#luke is a popular kid with horrible humor fight me#loser!luke#loser!luke is my lifeline
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don't you hate it when a joke doesn't land
#neon genesis evangelion#evangelion#rebuild of evangelion#kaworu nagisa#shinji ikari#kawoshin#kaworu tries to impress shinji with some slapstick humor but it goes horribly wrong#he's sleeping on the couch for a week#my art
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BEAR JASKIER MY MOST BELOVED 😍😍😍😭😭😭
when you forget to tell your daughter that you age a bit differently... bear!Jaskier my beloved too yessss. Thank you!!
#geralt sweating because shit how old IS Jaskier#geraskier#geralt of rivia#the witcher#jaskier#bear!Jaskier#this is a humorous take on Jaskiers horrible experience of watching his family age :)#this has been existing as something way bigger in my brain for ages but today I just went for it
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light's face when near totally ignores him, openly accuses him of making the shinigami lie on his behalf, and then addresses the task force in the room with light saying that if they have any doubts about the Second L to give him a call later. ALL WHILE LIGHT'S THE ONE ON THE MIC. oh, they're killing me.
#death note#light yagami#nate river#near#death note light#death note near#moonriver#they're sooooooo fucking funny I can't get over it#light asks ryuk to confirm the 13 day rule is true which has worked on everyone before but near was like “ok anyways......”#near doesn't even HUMOR him at least#just straight up goes if anyone else doesn't believe this bitch here's my number get in contact#near: liarsayswhat#light: what#light: GODDAMMIT#that might as well be how that scene went#god I love them they're so horrible#I'm so obsessed with this screenshot never has there been a more perfectly captured “the audacity of this bitch” expression#elle is talking again
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insert awful dad joke
#y did da banana go to da doctor#cuz it wasnt peeling well#classic#mac w horrible dad jokes yippe#he needs to grow a better sense of humor#google how do i make ppl laugh at my joke#lego monkie kid#lego macaque#lego monkey kid fanart#lego mk#monkie kid fanart#monkie kid mk#soysauce duo
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Good news, heard back from my agent! She had many lovely and encouraging things to say!
Bad news, I have one more round of edits to do, so the inside of my brain will now resemble this gif instead of being helpful. Fun!
#writing humor#very encouraging and helpful feedback and advice OBVIOUSLY MEANS I'M THE WORST WRITER IN THE WORLD#it would be nice if I didn't have a horrible gremlin of writing woe living in my brain but it is what it is
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hot take but i think people in general need to lighten up about other characters in a story hating on/doing something bad to their favorite character. for instance, i am a joy stan till i die but there is undeniable humor in her getting roasted within an inch of her life by amber and the like.
#no one in fandom should be rude about who ur favs are but it’s so silly to me when people are like#‘this character was mean to my fav so they are Bad’#like find the humor in ur fav getting jumped by every other character i promise they will be fine#tess rambles#house of anubis#but not even really hoa related tbh just my example used is#the amount of ppl i see across all fandoms who are like ‘this is a horrible character bc if [insert mean moment] and anyone who likes them#is evil!!!’ is so goofy to me like how do u function in the world if you cannot find humor or nuance in anything at all??#anyway just me yapping
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CALL ME LITTLE CAESARS CUZ THIS PIZZUSSY HOT N READY
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touchstarved plant au called growthstarved
#i should not be fucking laughing at this my god my humor is horrible#this was inspired by my 'what the touchstarved cast would be named if they were plants' post#touchstarved shitpost#touchstarved game#growthstarved au
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Nightmares to comfort 💖 (before they lived together)
I kinda did this one to help myself feel better ❤️🩹 thank you everyone for your sweetness and support
#for everyone wondering some horrible stuff was accused of me on TikTok and I got bashed pretty hard#insta too like yeesh my only goal was to make adorable comforting relationships with some humorous content in between AHH 😭#but I’m healing so hopefully I’ll be better eventually to make cute art again#monkie kid#lego monkie kid#sketch#lmk#lmk art#lmk au#lmk mk#monkie kid mk#roasted marshmallows au#lmk spicynoodles#my art#mk#monkie kid spicynoodles#spicynoodles#mk x red son#lmk red son#monkie kid qi xiaotian#qi xiaotian#spicynoodleshipping#lmk qi xiaotian#spicynoodlesshipping#red son monkie kid#red son#monkie kid red son#red boy#lego monkie kid au#monkie kid au
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So you know how every character in the game has sounds they make when they speak. Yeah. Leshy screams and im pretty sure hes the ONLY character that quite literally screams everytime he speaks and for some reason its really hilarious to me
#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl heket#cotl leshy#cotl narinder#cotl shamura#cotl ratau#cotl ratoo#my humor is horrible i know
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Axl Rose: I can turn on anyone just like I've turned on you
Me: 😏😳😉💓👅💦😘
Axl Rose: I've got a tongue like a razer, a sweet switchblade knive
Me: 😲✋️🫸🛑
#im sorry for being like this#for my horrible sense of humor#but at least it's your problem too#guns n roses#axl rose#gnr#ridiculous dirty jokes#gnr rocket queen
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Today my brain referred to the first bites of the burrito, which are unpleasantly laden with extra tortilla, as the burritos foreskin, so I’m going to need to get a lobotomy about that I think
#Im taking recommendations if anyone knows of a good place#I’m joking but I’m not#my brain is a horrible little place#text post#meme#lol#humor#text posts
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What was your first introduction to Jason Todd? Mine was through the video game Arkham Knight ( aka the best game ever made)
Fanfiction!
I was looking for specific tropes I think (I don’t remember which ones tho) and most of the fandoms showing up for it were either Batman or something Batman adjacent. I’m pretty flexible with fandoms and with any kind of relationships as long as the premise sounds interesting so I kinda just clicked one that looked good and it happened to be Jason Todd centric.
After that I started to read up on his character a bit, binged quite a number of fics, and, yup, that’s pretty much it. I was sold within the first ten minutes. Absolute fave hands down. 💚✨
#Jason really hit me over the head with a crowbar and said ‘this is your life now’#and I never said yes so quickly in my life#ahem ok no but srsly I love all the bat boys#but red hood’s forever got a special place in my heart#probably because I can relate to his horrible sense of humor#I too would joke about my death via clown every chance I got#ghost talks#bat boys#jason todd#red hood
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I just realized something.
One of my professors told the class that it's usually not advised to start a writing piece with a line of dialogue. And his reasoning was because we haven't met the character yet.
Okay. I didn't really get it.
He went on to continue that people will have been thinking about people in their own lives or other characters or something and not having met this new character, they may misconstrue the voice.
Okay. But I still didn't get it.
Then I realized today-- literally a few minutes ago-- why he said this. And why it doesn't make any sense to me.
If the first line is dialogue, the reader hasn't met the character. And if they haven't met the character, they don't know who they are and therefore can't guess how they'll talk. And if so, they'll attach a voice to the character that is probably incorrect because
MOST PEOPLE HEAR WHAT THEY READ.
(Not me forgetting that I'm in the minority that doesn't hear the characters unless I voice them out loud. Next they're gonna tell me they actually see them!... wait... damn it. Be right back. Gotta go describe them in physical detail because readers can actually see them.)
#working#writeblr#writers of tumblr#writing advice#almost gone horribly unnoticed#writing struggles#i love being a writer who cant see or hear her characters#literally have to take other peoples words for it that my writing is in that sense 🤣#writing humor#ha! yes thats a tag#i literally forget half the tags i use#bookworming
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