Don’t tell anyone but these pics are from two different workouts

by candlelight

month of emmet - day 15: summer

whats more summer than fireworks? yyyyyeah i know this probably would have been better for festival. shhhhhhh

two versions once again because i couldnt decide which i liked better..

waiting in a 20 car line for midwest burger chain is like one of the most pathetic things we can do as humans

I HAD ONE BOOSTER BOX AND A DREAM…

… AND IT CAME TRUE 😭🎉💖💖💖💕💕💕

But seriously speaking !!! The hits from this one box are So Insane !!! 🫵💫✨✨✨

I can’t imagine myself going back to collecting the English sets after this I won’t lie to y’all this treated me too well SKDJSKDJDND /lh

I cant fuckin get the door at my apartment gym to let me in 😭😭 please it’s so cold and I’m trying to be good

I want to use the gym I’m paying for pls

I overheard a guy in my gym having like a playful argument with his girlfriend and I need to share

Girl: Connor, we’ve talked about this before. I can put my own weights up.

Connor: babe I know you are big and strong and just lifted those weights but what kind of boyfriend would I be if I let my princess put her weights away by herself.

Tell me how this isn’t Changbin or Chan.

Side note I see this couple in there almost every time I’m in there. They are so cute together. I’ve caught him rebraiding part of her hair before and I about died from cuteness.

Shut up.

This is literally one of the cutest fucking things I've ever heard.

I need you to befriend this couple for writing inspiration. Report back.

Also. you're totally right, this is the type of gym boyfriend, absolutely, that Chan and Changbin are.

Like they spot you constantly, even though they know you're more than capable, and toss you water bottles before you even ask for them, and when you protest, they level you with a stare and say something like, "Hydration is important, babe, even for someone as nearly perfect as you."

And they wait for you outside the locker room when you're through, and one of them immediately takes your duffle bag, ignoring your glare, as the other slings an arm around your shoulders and says, "Yeah, yeah, we know, you're a strong, capable, independent woman who could wreck our shit, but do us a favor, and let us feel useful this once."

we have GOT do combat people drawing constantly 6 pack ripped characters. you KNOW he wasn’t built like that. slap some fat on that man PLEASE.

i dunno how to feel about ultra muscular washboard abs type dudes..

Do dudes send you a lot of pictures on here?

You probably mean photos of their dick, and most people (men) who ask me this question are surprised when I say that, actually, I don't get a lot of dick pics! I do get a lot of dudes who send me selfies, though. I'm never sure what to do about that lol, like...okay...cool! The posed gym photos are the ones that really get me though, because I just KNOW they think I'm over here creaming my pants over them, when in reality...I literally could not care less lmao. I do not like gym bros, sorry. Your weirdly defined muscles just show me that you're dehydrated and should probably drink some water instead of a pre-workout.

I've found I have little to no respect for people who go to the gym 20 times a week but then only use those muscles for Instagram pictures instead of helping out for five minutes sorry not sorry.

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My physio is proud of how much progress I’ve made! I’m going to get a good grade in ‘not severely spraining my ankles every damn day’, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve

Will i was his underwear so i could hold his bulge all day

I'm going to Galaxycon this weekend and for the first time I'm going to attempt cosplaying one of the two days I'm going

So obviously that meant rounding up my Aizawa costume (I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO PUT THE GOGGLES WITH THE COSTUME) and knowing that considering how hot natured I am I will probably become not Aizawa by the end of the day