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humofnight · 5 hours
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LOOK INSIDE YOUR ABANDONED GRILL TO FIND A FRIEND AND A MOTHER AND GOOD GIRL
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I had a new "oh, my family were the weird ones" moment recently: it seems no one else's family celebrated Frog Night (the first warm rainy night of spring) by going down to the local vernal pool after dark to help the amphibians safely across the road and listening to the spring peepers. (We'd then go back in daytime later on to observe the egg masses, of course.)
Apparently "Frog Night" as a holiday is a thing my mother invented and not a widely-accepted idea, which is a shame because I've been referring to it as if it was for the past 30 years.
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pls reblog for sample size etc
follow for more occasional useless polls :)
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humofnight · 11 hours
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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
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humofnight · 11 hours
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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”
Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.
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humofnight · 11 hours
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Nobody's missionaries hustle like the Pentecostals, you gotta hand it to them.
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it's true
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humofnight · 11 hours
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Question for the audience
Also leave in the tags what people usually compliment you on!!
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My father has joined a Facebook group called Extreme Dishwasher Loading
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humofnight · 14 hours
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humofnight · 15 hours
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dungeon meshi textposts pt 7 :)) cannot believe it hasn't even been a full week since the yuri resurrection (resyuriction hehe) day.
pt1 | pt2 | pt3 | pt4 | pt5 | pt6 | pt7 | 
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humofnight · 15 hours
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question to clear your mind of all conscious thought
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humofnight · 19 hours
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This trope would be so funny for them
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humofnight · 19 hours
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just on a random information kick i love knowing things i'll forget within seconds that people most likely lie about anyway
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humofnight · 20 hours
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the thing hozier does with his voice on "take my whiskey neeeeEattt" is heroin into my veins
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