YOU CAN KISS A HUNDRED BOYS IN BARS
SHOOT ANOTHER SHOT TRY TO STOP THE FEELING
YOU CAN JUST SAY IT'S JUST THE WAY YOU ARE
MAKE A NEW EXCUSE, ANOTHER STUPID REASON!!!!!!!!
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“You are someone who always spoke about cancel culture, right now, a whole culture is being cancelled” -Bassem Youssef
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YALLL DONT READ THE NEW 19DAYS CHAOTER IN PUBLIC OMG
GIGGLING BLUSHING KICKING MY FEET RN THIS IS NOT SAFE OUTSIDE
(pls blushing!mo and happy!tian is killing me)
(i’ve been waiting for this for YEARS AND IM NOT DISAPPOINTED)
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sorry for being very opinionated about some weirdly specific topics like chiropracty and homeopathy because I was raised by a type 1 diabetic and a 4th-5th generation atheist so I live with the persistent need to want to learn the actual nature of things instead of letting my intuition and feelings guide my choices and kill my disabled ass in the process. like. I’m not dying for your feelings
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okay I viewed an apartment today and the landlord is a private person and she was really nice and she really liked me and I liked her and the apartment is AWESOME AND CHEAP and I’m supposed to call her tomorrow to give her a definite yes or no BUT I AM SO EXCITED I WANNA SKIP THE NIGHT AND JUST HAVE IT BE TOMORROW AND AAAAHHHH NEW APARTMENT!!!!
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Me: *calls Astarion out for being a shithead*
Astarion stans: Wow ... so you hate abuse survivors?
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Joked with my friend about a low poly horror game called "don't watch fucked up films with jay bauman" where you have to flee jay in a dark forest as he chases you with an axe demanding you watch italian slasher films with him in his isolated cabin, but after scrolling through rlmblr I realise the fatal flaw, being most of youse would not flee or defend yourself with splintered plank, but instead give fervent chase with a large net like you're about to bag the world's most elusive cryptid
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