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yakdee · 12 days

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Finally caught up with My Stand-in and the take away point is that Ming finna catch these hands

#the last character i felt such anger toward was lhong from tt #my blood pressure is through the roof #rae watches #my stand-in #my stand in #text

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titobarkvillier · 1 year

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up 2 with only 2 minutes to go and i feel no sense of security at all

#i hate this team #my blood pressure is through the ROOF #isles lb

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moose-set-loose · 1 year

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VENGEANCE FOR BOWEN AND HIS BEAUTIFUL GOAL !!!! VENGEANCE NOW

#avs lb #scp23 #feeling so violent right now #my blood pressure is through the roof #i want to stab something

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crunchycrystals · 1 year

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holy shit episode 16 is the most stressed ive ever been

#ally beardsley thank you so much that nat 20 got my heart racing i am #my blood pressure is through the roof #jesus christ what was that episode #crunchyposts #d20 #fh

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a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual · 1 month

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More headcanons about Anakin and Ahsoka being menaces to the general public

I feel like both Anakin and Ahsoka react to being sick in similar ways and by reacting in similar ways I mean they do everything in their power to ignore the fact that they’re sick

Which is funny because they both get annoyed when the other refuses to accept that they’re sick Ahsoka will take any hint that Anakin gives her that his condition is failing and runs with it

Man could breathe different way and she’s like “Master it sounds like you’re sick maybe you should lay down and let me take over” to which Anakin refuses

Ahsoka’s just as bad because Anakin tries his best to take care of her without letting her know he’s onto her

But of course she’s not stupid and can tell when he’s being more of a helicopter sibling than normal and calls him on it

God forbid they get sick at the same time because they just spend the whole time trying to take care of each other

And god forbid they get sick at the same time when Obi-Wan is around cause then they just turn into whiny children

Like no seriously it’s like a switch goes off in their brains that renders them into beings incapable of fixing their blankets

Obi-Wan obliges because what dad would stop taking care of their kid depending on the age

Honestly my brain kinda leaned into Ahsoka’s chaotic younger sister energy with this one

But I love the idea that she will just sneak attack Anakin and Obi-Wan

Most of her “sneak attacks” go something like this: Anakin walking down the hall minding his business when Ahsoka drops down from the ceiling

But before she can land on him he sidesteps and grabs her by the collar before she can hit the floor which results in Ahsoka moaning and groaning that she “Almost got him that time” and Anakin grumbles back that the only thing that “almost got her” was a black eye

He does have to admit that her random seak attacks have made her better at climbing

Sometimes she’ll walk up behind Obi-Wan and try to cover his eyes but most of the time all she gets is his shoulders

Most of the time it doesn’t even slow the man down he just keeps walking while asking her about her day and how classes are going

But as she gets older she’s able to mask her presence better and manages to sneak up on the men once or twice

Obi wan is always willing to admit defeat and congratulates her on her well earned victory

Anakin blames it on his age and that’s the only time that Ahsoka will ever hear him admit to being “old” (he’s 30)

It’s an ongoing joke that you shouldn’t separate Ahsoka and Anakin some say you risk a limb if you try others say you’re risking your life what most don’t mention is how you’re risking your sanity

Because they become the most annoying motherfuckers when they’re apart

Ahsoka acts like they’ve been separated for 10 years and will tell stories like she’s reminiscing about the good old times but most of the time the people she tells the stories to were present for the events so it goes something like this:

“Hey Rex do you remember when me and Anakin threw someone into that lake those were the days” “Yes I do remember that commander because I was that person and it was a week ago”

In his defense that’s the fifth story she told him in the past hour and he was there for all of them

Anakin’s just as bad but for a different reason because all he does is overthink

Like don’t get me wrong he keeps up the “cool guy” personality before she leaves but the second she’s gone he’ll sprinkle little questions into normal conversations like “Do you think she packed warm enough?” “Do they have enough emergency rations?” “Did anyone make sure that ship was up to code before they left?”

He made sure she packed for every single weather possible, he packed enough rations for two weeks even tho they were supposed to be gone for two days, and he checked the ship before they left

Sometimes Anakin or Ahsoka will just walk into each other's room and hang out they don't do much they kinda just sit down and talk

Sometimes they have a silent but mutual understanding to leave the room and go bother Obi-Wan in his

I love the idea that Obi-Wan and Anakin are victims of Ahsoka’s undying fascination with human hair she loves when their hair is long and encourages them to grow it out longer so she has more to work with

She all but falls to her knees when she sees how long Padme’s hair is and she’s the creator of some of Padme’s funkier hairstyles (both Anakin and Padme make a small note to force Ahsoka to do their future kid's hair)

She’s also weirded out by facial hair so every single time Obi-Wan shaves or Anakin tries to grow a beard they’re treated like a different person entirely

It took them a while to figure out why but once they did they lost their minds laughing (and also made silent vows not to do it again cause it freaked her out)

People often say it’s like Ahsoka and Anakin can read each other's minds without using the force

Some people find it hard to believe but it’s pretty easy to tell when people are having conversations through their bond and when two people are having a conversation just with looks

It’s not an uncommon sight for them to shoot each other looks after someone says something a little bold and for both of them to be laughing by the end of it

It’s just as common for them to get into little arguments and finish it in complete and total silence before one of them finally gives in with a huff

It’s kinda freaky but they don’t seem to notice and everyone around them is too used to it to care

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bxwieknxfe · 5 months

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A Rose by any other name would smell as sweet 🥀✨

Happy birthday to me, this bitch is FINISHED, only took over a year shfjdkdn

#bxwieknxfe art #illustration #rose quartz steven universe #steven universe fanart #art #this bitch made my blood pressure go through the roof

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commanders-sole-braincell · 1 year

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Imagine the shenanigans ranger commanders must go through with their pets

Like, a pet's a pet regardless of whether or not it's saved your life in battle against primordial forces, regardless of the ability to meld minds or wills.

Imagine hearing the Commander, fabled hero, losing their gods damn shit with their pet, a beloved hero in their own right. You're walking by and suddenly some juvenile dragon goes skittering across your path, happy as a clam, while the most vile insults are hurled from the Commanders home, as they detail how they spent the whole afternoon deep cleaning their pets room/area, buying new toys, setting up enrichment pieces, only to see their pet about to throw up on the nice rug, try to chase them outside before they did that, only for the animal to throw up all over some furniture they just cleaned in the animals room

meanwhile a dragon most asura can use as a mount is just off to go find more trash to eat, happy there's nothing to fight and their stomachs not sore anymore

#Gw2 #Everyone say Thank You Glen to my dog for being the inspiration behind this post #And for my ever spiralling decline #I threw him outside to finish chundering and yelled at the glass door for 5.minutes #Guild wars 2 #Dogs are supposed to help with stress but Glen has my blood pressure through the roof #I'd die for him but I'd also be the one trying to kill him

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alexenglish · 3 months

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saw this tweet (and thread) and i think it's a good perspective and great time to say: reminder, pain is traumatizing. trauma can change your relationship with your body, mind, and even the people involved alongside you in a traumatizing event. it's a good reminder that people, historically, died in natural childbirth at horrible rates and that has improved drastically because of modern medical treatments, including pain management.

i personally had to have an epidural extremely early in my labor process because my shitty spine and as a result, it wore off almost entirely by the time i gave birth. despite having no complications, and my child and i never being in danger during the process, childbirth was extremely traumatizing for me because of the amount of pain i was in and how much i panicked as a result of that pain. i was in literally, actually, the greatest distress of my life, especially towards the end. and i would like to emphasize that my child and i were not in danger during the process.

like the thread says, autonomy and control are extremely important during childbirth. you should always have a choice, you should always be well informed, but this attitude that accepting pain management makes you a bad birthing parent or someone who is corrupting the process with pain management is incredibly harmful, incredibly judgemental, and can have lasting effects on people who attempt birth without pain management 👍

#look a personal post #parent tag #reading the replies to the thread are sending my blood pressure through the fucking roof lmfao #also writing this made me look up the relationship between traumatic births and postpartum depression and lol okay well!

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irhabiya · 3 months

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today sucked the life out of me ya Allah

#nothing particularly happened #well actually multiple things happened but none of them are that big of a deal im just tired #yesterday the ppt file for my presentation corrupted as i was finishing it :') didn't have autosave on :'))#had to redo the entire thing from scratch. i was working on it all week too for god's sake #finished by like 4am today and i had to be up by 8 for uni so i barely slept #the presentation was fine i think given i had to do everything again last minute but ik the original version was better #my blood pressure was through the roof the entire day for some reason. felt my pulse in my head for the whole day #fitting because our pbl case this week was about hypertension😭#called my dad to make sure he went to get his meds renewed...#i'm really worried about him he refused to go to the doctor again aslan but i sat him down and we had a long talk about it #alhamdulillah he agreed to go. only for them not to have his diabetes meds in stock💀 bas ya3ni it's good that he went anyway #my mom is a different story she's so stubborn i swear #had an argument with her today about letting me work again to lift a bit of the workload off her since money is still so tight #and she got pissed at me #so now im tired unrested have a migraine and my mom is mad at me what a day bgad #ya Allah

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vastactivelivingintellisystem · 5 months

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#good omens rp #prayer request #//this is how I make fun of things so that my blood pressure doesn't go through the roof please humor me on this

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hadalzonee · 19 days

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god i wish i liked clownpiece's theme more it would make struggling through her battle a whole lot more bearable

#deep sea.txt #or maybe it's the struggling that makes me like it less #either way i feel my blood pressure go through the roof when i'm casually listening to touhou music and it comes on

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aberfaeth · 3 months

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I NEED TO RELAX. SUGGESTIONS

#my blood pressure has been through the roof for like four days i think i gave myself heartburn #TOO MANY THINGS GOING ON #c.txt

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ohninefive · 28 days

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TERRIBLE MORNING!!! SO FURIOUS I COULD RIP THE EARTH IN HALF!!!

#em text #my blood pressure is through the roof i'm. going to kill someone and/or myself.

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effervescentdragon · 7 months

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which controversy irritates you the most?

Ferrari.

but also the constant comparing of every two basic bitches on grid to Brocedes.

#everything about ferrari is bound to get my blood pressure through the chrysler building roof #akira answers asks #lovely anons

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debbiechanclub · 7 months

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Forgot the ALCS game was an afternoon start and tuned in to high fucking stakes

#my blood pressure is immediately through the roof

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whumblr · 1 year

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Zayne, you should spoon Jay

Zayne: Did you know spooning is very healthy? It helps reduce pain and anxiety, lowers blood pressure, gives you dopamine.

Jay: Yeah I'd get the biggest dopamine rush ever when my elbow crushes your nose.

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And they never spoke of it again.

Anon, there is a strict invisible line crossing that bed that both parties (somewhat) respect. There may be morning shenanigans but sleepy time is just that. Zayne likes taunting Jay but he has no desire to actually cuddle up. And we know Jay's stance on the matter.

Now if, if, Zayne would roll over in his sleep and unintentionally cradle just an arm around Jay... Jay would go all 💀, pinch the skin on Zayne's hand and twist until he turned away again with a snort.

#hiwthi #hiwthi shitposts #spooning would cause jay's blood pressure to explode #zayne would 'cuddle' hard on his bruises #and anxiety will shoot through the roof #so those benefits wouldn't really benefit in this situation #that how to spoon post showed up on my dash just now #quel conincedence #and for jay's mental health I won't repeat it...

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