Your muse as a martini.

Mammon's & Vox's are underneath the cut!<3

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Steal from me!

Angel's:

Mammon's:

Vox's:

Ⓐ {{ Any muse lol }}

Rating muses.

ATTRACTIVENESS:

     repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

     grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

     not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

     never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

     i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

     i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

     worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed

Angel is tactile. His many hands like to poke, hug, grab, pat. His long limbs entangle themselves in other people's personal space like pale branches. It used to drive him mad, it really did, when it came with jagged edges of aggressive, unwanted sexuality - made to attack, provoke, discomfort.

It's different now that they are friends.

Husk had thought that the constant touching would go away along with the relentless come-ons, but if anything it seemed to increase by the day: it was now rare not to have a long-fingered hand on his shoulder, a bony knee encroaching on his stool, or as of late the whole seven-feet fluffiness slumped gainst his side while bitching about another shit day at the studio. Husk would have put an end to it pretty quickly, nerves unused to familiarity and distrustful of it, If he hadn't seen Angel do the very same with Cherri. He thinks he understands at least the vague shape of Angel's want for touch that is free of… ties, obligations. Consequences. And Husk finds that he cannot deny him this, his own mild discomfort fading in the face of the reward. Especially when Angel is tipsy, happy, laughing in that loud and unfiltered way that shouldn't be as endearing as it is, talking about a million things at once. Never mind that the dancing fingers on his fur leave him with a strange buzzing under his skin. It's just him being a grumpy-ass old man that hasn't known any contact for decades, Husk can deal with that no problem. This kid deserves it, and Husk will gladly give it.

So in my “will-i-won’t-i” with Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss (where I procrastinate and don’t watch the shows and only absorb the content through TikTok, Tumblr and sometimes Twitter) I came across Staticmoth/ VoxVal.

I saw the scene with Angel and Valentino. His abuse and disgusting behavior. I have an idea on how this moth asshole behaves.

And I have seen some people think that their relationship would be toxic, that Vox and Val, if the predictions are correct and become (or are revealed to be) a couple, would beat the shit (physically, mentally and emotionally) out of each other on the regular, but I think the idea that him and Vox having a healthy relationship could be such a punch to the gut plot wise.

Because that would mean Valentino IS capable of understanding consent. He KNOWS what working with someone else means without disrespect. He FULLY knows what sex is supposed to be like.

But that’s is between equals. Vox? His equal. Fellow overlord.

Angel? His property. Why would he give a shit about his thing?

Friendly reminder that CAT ALASTOR AND CAT ANGEL DUST (I did a art) so yeah…this is my contribution to cat Alastor

Love the idea of Spamton running amuck in the Hazbin Hotel.

He'd fit in so well.

Alastor would find him entertaining and treat him like a little pet. He takes Spamton out on walks to cannibal town to go see Rosie who loves dressing him up in cute outfits.

Husk would be freaked the absolute fuck out by him.

Charlie would be off-putted at first but eventually learn to like the little guy. She tries to help him, but he's like that one stray cat that always shows up but never sticks around long enough to get a hold of so you just end up leaving food out and pspspsps-ing from a distance.

Angel would throw cheetos at him to see what would happen.

Lucifer would get pissed off at him because Spamton would set up a drop shipping account where he sells knock off versions of his rubber ducks. (Lucifer totally tried to take Spamton's "business advice" once and got scammed bad)

Vaggie would get an instant fight or flight response wherever he appeared in the room.

Nifty would probably vibe with him, they'd have roach tea parties together.

Fat Nuggets and Spamton would orchestrate a mafia gang together whilst managing a lucrative 2nd hand car dealership and in their free time play black-jack in the basement.

Someone asked for this to go up on spotify and all the other streaming platforms - We weren't sure about it, and again LMAO - normally we don't promo our music on our RP blog, but this was inspired by our Angel Dust alter & Muse <3

It drops May 5th, and it's on pre-save & pre order via the link above!

We don't expect it to hit the spoofy 1k threshhold any time soon, so it's not like we're going to make any money off it - but hey a system can dream no?

IF you're missing out cause it's SPOOFY ETC: it's still up on youtube:

Yes, we poorly tried to learn the tracking function in capcut. 41 fucking years old and we're brain dead at advanced editing like that.

Cover art to the single co-created by @earthnicity (WOULD IN THEORY THIS TECHNICALLY BE @capsekai because we were using photopea to finish it off? XD)

PLEASE FOR MORE MUSIC PLEASE FOLLOW OUR MAIN @duskfallcrewsys or something XD THIS IS OUR RP BLOG

= OOC=

". . ."

That's, uh...those sure are TITTIES, sir, am I right?

"!!!"

...sir?

"So....If a saint, glowin' and all that shit, came inside...Would I be fuckin' redeemed immediately due to all that holy light?"

Fun Ooc thought of the day: I started watching Hazbin hotel and while Alastor Is my favorite character, Astarion (bg 3) and Angel Dust are legit cut from the same cloth.

Both forced to sell their souls. Both hypersexualized despite the fact that they hate it so much.

Both in desperate need of someone to call a friend who wants nothing else but to hug them a little too long.

And the moment they had it they'd both immediately think that person is trying to pickpocket them.

Halp.

--Headcanon dumps.

The only soul my Mammon owns is Fizzarolli, which is turning out to be something entirely different now. & If there's any other souls - my bet is on Mimzy & canon to this blog - Angel Dust. He's gonna get him whether Valentino likes it or not.

My Fizzarolli is an Trans. He just didn't get the top surgery. You make fun of him, he'll fucking hurt you.<3

Speaking of, my Angel Dust is intersex.

Travis is Angel Dust sexual. Doesn't mean he can't have friends, if he can make any. He's been obsessed with Angel since he first caught sight of him. Hell, he even divorced his wife just to focus on getting Angel to be his. He might be sleazy & underhanded, but can't say he hasn't changed to being loyal. He's trying his best here, okay? 

Moving onto Vox. Vox is- in his main verse, he is still one hundred percent Alastor obsessed. But if he's in a verse where he's taken, it's exes/petty rivals etc. He'll just bitch & complain a lot. 

I haven't touched base on this yet, but Chaz never actually returned to Crimson or came back into contact with Moxxie or Millie. Unless it's in a verse stated otherwise, he's moved on. ( -coughs-Striker/Angel/Travis-Coughs- )

Moxxie still lives in Greed, just away from Crimson. Noted this on the muses, but he's also dyed his hair to match his mother's more. 

When Moxxie was young, Alessio took the responsibility of taking care/looking after Moxxie when Crimson couldn't be bothered. He might not show much emotion, but he cares for the boy. 

It hurt to move his arm. Fuck. He didn't think it felt broken, but he'd taken that fall pretty hard. The cuts across his left side had stained his sweater a deep blue. Fuck, he felt shaky. He'd made it home, but he wasn't sure how much long he'd be able to keep going. The arm had made itself the first priority by making removing his sweater infinitely more difficult. But the cuts needed tended to. Some of them were pretty deep, but mercifully they were all clean. Broken glass was sharp enough to cut cleanly.

"Angel Dust?"

There was a spark of terror that ran through him as he heard someone call his name. He couldn't afford to be seen like this.

"If ya gonna stare," Angel Dust starts, leaning his back against the wall before lifting his right leg so high that his shin lies flush against his shoulder, "then why don't'cha take a pictcha? It might last ya longa'."

Showoff.

Idiot. He doesn't want to be seen right now. Heading straight to his room in the hotel, and slamming the door behind him before lying in his bed.

;; So since Hazbin Hotel is out...Anyone up for anything in that fandom? I have Alastor (my BOOOYYY) and Angel. Husker may also be added, but would be a test muse for now.

Also here is a small stealth promo for my new HH multimuse blog. Still has a lot of work that Dee and I will be doing throughout the day. But I'm just so excited about it, especially since next week I'll be on vacation and it will be a stay-cation so I'll be active on both blogs. Hopefully.