Preach.

okay i’m awake time to write for my silly little phone spiders

Well sh*t Tumblr thanks for calling me out-

Wtf is my for you page. Not saying I don’t like it, I f*cking love it, but Mikey needs to make money some how.

Now that i am deep in the trenches of turtle brainrot, did i ever tell tumblr about the time that i saw a four foot tall Michelangelo in the back of a pickup truck so I chased it on foot before the reached the dump

And now i have a four foot tall michelangelo who lives in my basement at the bar

My first anime was My Hero Academia. why do people say that it’s stupid.

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

Oh definitely.

This is Leo trying ask y/n out change my mind

Hello! Hope you're doing well!!

Are you okay writing some Oz x Vera headcanons? It's perfectly fine if not!! I've loved your other ones so far :))

Hey, I am doing well. Unfortunately I don’t write character x character. Thanks for the request though!

I’m gonna use this in one of my fanfics I love these two ❤️

Eggs

                                             Larry Johnson x Reader

                                         Warning: Swearing & Crimes

                                     LOADING… LOADED! POV: Y/N L/N

“Are you sure this is a good idea?” I said, looking at Larry. “Not if we get caught.” He responded with a huge ass smirk on his face. I was pretty sure we could get arrested, so I looked at him with a look of pure disappointment, “You are a dumbass sometimes, you know that?” He started chuckling, “Love you too, sweet cheeks.” That’s new. Usually he just calls me ‘babe’ or something like that. Eh, a nickname is a nickname. “Uh, Babes? Could you help me?” 

I stop swimming in my own thoughts for a second and I turned to him, “What happened Lar- Oh my god. How the hell did you manage that!?” He got himself caught on the fence. By his shirt. “Magic?” He sighed, “I don’t fucking know either, so just please help me down.” Oh jeez, how did I fall in love with this man again? “Okay, i’ll help but after we egg this god forsaken church, you’re buying me dinner.” He nodded and got to work on freeing my adorable idiot. After I freed him from the fence, he succeeded in jumping over whilst I waited for him. “Let’s go egg a homophobic ass church.” He said, grabbing the pack of eggs we bought from a grocery store that is literally 5 blocks away. He got closer to the church and threw the egg with such strength oh my god, anyway we threw more, until I made one mistake. I was throwing the eggs until I misfired and I threw the egg at a window, breaking it. “Oh shit.” I mumbled “Nice shot.” Larry praised. “Larry.” I turned to him “Yeah?” He said. “What time is it?” “11:42pm, why?” Shit. S H I T. “They would have started preparing for midnight mass, Larry, we should start running.” As soon as I said that, Travis came out of the church. 

“Ay! What do you f*****ts think you’re doing!?”  Larry crossed his arms and said, “Arruinando tu iglesia, pendejo.” (Ruining your church, asshole) He kind of shouted the pendejo part but eh, I don’t judge. “What?” I looked at Travis and said “The joke is less funny if I explain it, Phelps.” Travis started shouting and then his father came out and chased me with a vile of holy water. “Let me save your soul child!” I continued running but I turned to him and said “You can save your mom, bitch!” I flipped him off and he threw the vile at me, missing completely. “Larry! Let’s go!” He turns to me, “Ok!” He flips off Kenneth and Travis, so double birds. We managed to get out of there, and I got dinner from Olive Garden which was their garlic bread. That was probably the best night of my life. 

(Hey Guys! Simmy Writes here! Ok so, some explanation why I have been gone for some time. I have on planes nonstop, so I haven’t been able to write much and also no requests have been requested of me so writer’s block has been kicking my ass. This is my first Sally Face post so please be nice, constructive criticism is welcomed, hate isn’t.)

HOLY SH- THANK YOU GUYS 🙏❤️🥹

Y’all are the best!!!

Please Read

Hello, my name is Anne and I am in the need of financial aid.

Long story short, my father had an affair and kicked my mother, brother, myself and our pets out of our childhood home 2 years ago while I was in the middle of my final HSC exams. My parent's divorce was finalised on the 3rd of June but financial aid from my father stopped when my brother turned 18 in April. My mother has serious PTSD which has made her have several anxiety or panic attacks over the past few days. She has a history of suicidal ideation and I fear she will take her own life by the end of the year. All I want to do is help my mother and make this easier for her.

My mother - because of her PTSD - can only work for 8 hours a week and currently has a low paying job. My brother is considered unemployable. And I have been applying for jobs in my area for the past year and a half only to get no results. Neither of us meets the requirements for unemployment in Australia as we are under the age of 22. My father has always been cheap with his money even though he is considered rich. He has been financially abusive to my mother before, making us believe he would not help us out during this time only so he can hurt our mother. At best he would offer to home my brother and me, but not my mother. He knows that would hurt her and would worsen her mental state.

Because of everything, we will be needing to move again but this time to another state. I most likely will have to pull out of university and we might have to sell our pets. My dog is a rescue who was abandoned twice before, one of my cats refuses to eat when we are not around him and the other cat is my mother’s emotional support animal. They are my family, and the thought of having to abandon them devastates me and I know it would badly affect them. 

I prefer keeping such things to myself and not publicising them or showing what I consider one of my unflattering emotions on public platforms, but the situation has caused too much mental strain on my family and me. We have gone to all the available resources that we can and have found no help so far. The world does not like people like us, low-income people with mental health issues who are on the spectrum. I fear that we will become homeless if we do not find a solution soon. 

All I am asking is for you to do at the very least reblog/retweet this post to spread it to more people, even if you do not like me. Down below will be a link to my Ko-Fi. With the money raised there, I will be buying groceries so my mother would only have to focus on the bills and finding us a new home. This does not mean I or my brother are not looking for jobs, it would just help us out for a little bit. Unused money would go into a savings account that will be untouched unless it's for groceries or my mother’s PTSD medicine. The goal is low I know, that is more of a week’s worth of groceries. Benefits for donators would be seeing wips of my artwork/written work and being able to see the finished product earlier. 

Thank you for at the very least reading this, I do understand if you yourself cannot afford to help me out right now. If you are financially struggling yourself please do not donate, please look after yourself first before a stranger online. Sharing this is enough. Thank you very much.

Ko-Fi

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1000 Follower Raffle!

We made it gang, we made it to 1000 followers. Thank you so much for the support, and I want to give back to you guys. I know for some of my long time followers might feel disappointed for not getting content they no longer get, so this raffle will be allowing all fandoms I've ever written for. These fandoms include; Undertale, BNA, Star Wars, Adam Driver Multi Universe, BNHA/MHA, and LMK. My usual writing rules still apply.

How to Enter

You have to be a follower of this blog

You have to like this like this post

You have to reblog this post with this emoji 💜

By putting in the 💜emoji in, you have applied to enter the raffle, by not doing so you have not entered the raffle and are just sharing the post. Upon you have done the steps, you're Tumblr URL will be put next to a number on an excel sheet, and then on the day of the deadline, a number will be randomised from google.

The deadline is 2 weeks after this post is posted, so 21 of May at 12pm AEST.

Edit: I forgot to put this in(cause of course I did), there will be 2 winners. Each winner will get a 2000 word fic by me from the fandoms I have written before.

Hi, how are you? If it's alright can I have some headcanons of Brian/Green and Scott with a mischievous kleptomaniac harpy s/o? Please and thank you.

Sure! Love your blog btw :) I'm gonna do them separate, sorry if it isn't what you wanted!

Brian Yu

Canonically, Brian is a lazy person. He's probably the one telling you to stay put. Maybe even asking for cuddles!

His cuddles are more like him stroking your wings until he or you falls asleep.

Now for the Kleptomania! I would imagine that you would hang with Damien a lot and plan big heists together, it would make Brian really jealous.

I just imagine one day you would come to the cafeteria, holding a bag of something and Brain would go, "Hey love? what's that bag?" and you would go, "A bunch of gum that I stole from the convenience store. Want some?" and he would just look at you like:

Scott Howl

We all know how Scott is. He's always trying to be best boy and manages.

So you steal something, he would start by saying "But stealing isn't good!" He isn't trying to guilt trip you, he is just being himself.

Him and you are the cutest couple mostly because Scott is so innocent.

He loves your wings, he thinks they are really majestic and pretty. So expect him to play with them a lot. Whilst cuddling, he bury his head into them.

I hope you guys like this, cuz I sure do! thanks @cyberpandakitty for the request!

What if Swk (Sun Wukong) & The Six Eared Macaque had Lovers who were immortal?

Requested by: No one, just wanted to write some scenarios.

Sun Wukong AKA The Monkey King

-I would imagine that he would have known you during the Journey to the West (The book not the Arc)

-He would definitely ask you many questions about how you became immortal and why.

-If you (or your oc) is a stone monkey like Sun Wukong, he would have known from his early days of life. 

-He knows you can defend yourself but he still gets really worried, like if you fought Macaque and Buddha forbid you lost, he would beat the shit out of Macaque first and then take you home on his cloud to start patching up your wounds. 

The Six Eared Macaque

-Macaque is a bit more complex. He met you in the city and at first didn’t know you were immortal. He just thought you were a regular mortal. 

-Until you told him of course. 

-After you told him he would ask you to train with him and sometimes maybe come with him to the shadow theatre to scope out for any sign of LBD. 

-He thinks it’s nice not to be alone in his immortality. 

-Originally, when he started to fall for you, he was suppressing his feelings because of the whole immortal thing. Now he’s just happy to have you in his arms. 

(Hello guys! First time doing something like this, but I'm happy I did it. Suggest One-shots and Scenarios for me to do in the comments or on the rules of requesting page. Read them first before requesting please and Thank you!) 

(Here’s the rules btw) 

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Macaque: Why is he calling another guy “babe”?

Tang: People are gay, Mac.

Macaque: That’s okay but I thought gay dudes would call either hotcock or some gay shit not babe…babe is a straight guy word.

Intro Page

So uh Hi! I’m Simmy! I take requests, so here’s the Fandoms and guidelines i follow and write about.

FANDOMS:

Sally Face (Larry Johnson, Sal Fisher, Ashley Campbell etc.)

Lego Monkie Kid (Macaque, MK, Mei, Sun Wukong etc.)

ROTTMNT (Donatello, Raphael, Mikey etc.)

The Owl House (Hunter AKA The Golden Guard, Darius, Raine etc.)

My Hero Academia (Katsuki Bakugou, Izuku Midoriya, Shoto Todoroki etc.)

Haikyuu ( Tetsurou Kuroo, Kotarou Bokuto, Nishinoya Yuu etc.)

Something’s Wrong with Sunny Day Jack (Sunny day Jack, Joseph Haberdae, Ian Duff etc.)

The Gallagher Mansion (Elias mostly. If you want Taylor it will take a bit.)

Into/Across the Spider-Verse (Miles Morales e42 & e1610, Miguel O’Hara, Hobie etc.)

Things I WON’T write:

Full on Smut (like graphic smexy times) R//pe (No. Just No.) Yandere (I don’t like it. it makes me feel really awkward. Edit: This rule is also flexible) Poly relationships (I hope i don't get hate for this. It's very difficult for me to write, so this rule is quite flexible if I see the couple as easy for me to write about) , Character x Character.

Things i will write: 

Semi-Nsfw. (Mentions and make-out sessions ONLY) Fluff, Character x reader, everything else that I feel comfortable writing.

Facts About My Monster prom Oc: Ada Haynes

- She’s a fallen angel, which means she has the power’s of a demon but the Mercy of a Angel 

- They hate Bubblegum. like hates it. If you offer them some, she’ll just look at you and say no in a really stern way.

- If Ada was in the game, she’d be a playable character.

-She’s in a band! It’s called Hell’s Paradise. Their latest album is called Royal Insecurities. 

-They’ve known Damien ever since they were 6. His dad (Blue Dad) knows her mum.