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batneko · 9 months

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I apologize for blorboposting with a prokopetz quote but it wouldn't leave my brain.

(insert obligatory "well stop sucking it like an idiot then" joke here)

#one punch man #opm #mumen/garou #mumarou #mumen rider #garou #licenseless rider #mumen x garou #my art #saigenos #saitama x genos #genos #saitama #do-s #monster roper shell

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anonymousedward · 8 months

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Happy birthday to @batneko ! Have some mumarou in the same verse as last year's gift!

#mumarou #mumen/garou #ED writes #fanfic

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tisbis · 6 months

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One-Punch Man if it was epic... aka OPM if it was a harem anime

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emikomusubi · 2 years

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hello one punch man fandom

#hii. doing this instead of hw #*makes amai mask french purely for comedic value*#opm #one punch man #um. idk if i should tag all the characters. thats .alot #well. i am so sorry if this shows up in someones feed like 15 times #saitama #mumen rider #garou #speed o sound sonic #zombieman #amai mask #child emperor #metal bat #tatsumaki #king opm #kinda. just wanna make sure ppl can still blacklist

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no1monstersimp · 11 months

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Flirting in OPM is so weird, like what is this???

#one punch man #opm #mumenmaster #amazomb #batarou #bushidrill #tongara #mumen rider #tank top master #garou #metal bat #amai mask #zombieman #i dont think there is a ship name for tongara and bushi

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underqualified-human · 11 months

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King, Saitama, Garou, Metal bat, and Mumen Rider: Short, Strong, Goth gf

→ Request: Hello may I request king, saitama, garou, Metal bat, and mumen rider from one punch man, that has a 5’2 goth female s/o and is very powerful with fluff, If you can’t then that’s okay but have a great day/afternoon/night :)

→ A/N: First time writing for Mumen Rider, sorry if it’s not good

→ Warnings:

→ Fandom: One Punch Man

→ Genre: Headcanons

→ Pronouns: She/Her

Saitama:

A little bit impressed by how strong you are

Might ask you to spar with him, but is also nervous about accidentally killing you so he backs out of actually asking

Thinks your style is pretty cool

Goes clothes shopping with you, but won’t buy anything for you [maybe as a birthday/Christmas gift]

Doesn't really think much of your height, but will tease you if you need help reaching something [i say this as a 5’1 bitch myself]

King:

You + King = ‘He asked for no pickels’

Finds out about your strength and just goes ‘protect me please’

Your vibes and his reputation make you guys a power couple in the public eye [you are]

Holds you in his lap while playing video games [after much mirror-peptalk]

Metal Bat/Baddo:

Public power couple 2

Actually spars with you [it's his love language]

Likes to go shopping with you whenever he has time

Probably brings Zenko with you on the shopping trips as well

You being strong brings him a large amount of comfort, both because you can protect yourself and because you can help protect Zenko

Willing to get into fights if anyone insults your height

Mumen Rider:

‘He asks for no pickles’ part 2

Is actually really inspired by you, whether you’re a hero or not

Was actually slightly intimidated by you at first

Isn't really into goth fashion, but is still supportive of you

Doesn't care at all about your height

Garou:

Honestly, he would be interested in experimenting with his fashion sense

Thinks your vibes are cool

The asshole that makes jokes about your height

Also spars with you as a love language, but more so to show off to you

#aries writing #forgot this was in my drafts lol #saitama x reader #garou x reader #mumen rider x reader #king x reader #opm king x reader #baddo x reader #metal bat x reader #opm x reader

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rants-about-opm · 5 months

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Murata: Garou and Metal Bat are made for each other

Me: Gay

Murata: No. They just vibrate well together.

Me: Yeah, gay.

Murata: Incorrect. They play off each other seamlessly, they are their best selves when they are near each other, like caramel and chocolate, their unique abilities are amplified ten fold when they are in each other's presence, these two are a well oiled machine that keenly understands itself even if it doesn't know it yet.

Me: ...How about we talk about Genos and Saitama instead?

Murata: Ah, yes. Genos and Saitama are made for each other-

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btnclmrttn · 2 years

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Sorry guys I've worked for almost three week straight and almost died but I'm back with a

OPM POV

You left ur silicone shmeat in the shower (N/SFW)

It's more funny than n/sfw tbh I'm bored and procrastinating on my askbox

Embarrassed FOR you, almost

He would leave it but put it in a less noticable spot as if he never seen it. He would hate to be in this position so he's gonna act like it doesn't exist

Checks it out a little to see if it's kind of like his, but isn't worried if it's bigger or whatever. Just curious

Later when you're not around he goes through your things to see if you have any more, just to be nosey

You see him run right out of the bathroom and grab his notebook, then run back in without a word

Studies it rq to see if he can make any modifications to himself and to add it to his personal notes for you and what makes you "happy"

Never mentions it, he already knew you had it and knows where it goes so he makes sure it's clean before putting it back

You'd never find out but you'd be in for a surprise next time you two are intimate

He just asks you to come in rq but then let's you know

Then asks if you're gonna join him. Pretty cheeky with it

You probably get what his intentions would be with that. He wouldn't want you to leave it up to yourself to ease your "loneliness"

Cue some pretty passionate, steamy intimacy. You would be a mess without the shower

Bruh he'd have a heart attack. Spend most the shower contemplating how to go about this. Telling you or not

He don't want to humiliate you but he'd end up saying something out of guilt

It's very awkward but he tries to turn it into something funny to laugh with each other

Even offered to "help you out" so it don't have to happen again. His face would be all red and he'd be fidgeting.

Absolutely compares it to his and takes a damn minute to do so

Actually turned him on thinking about you using it, so he just came out and straight up confronted you like "ey yo di ck in the shower"

Wants to watch you use it, like a warm up. Really into watching you please yourself already so this pleased him even more

His is still a little bigger and better, he'll demonstrate so as a reminder

Oh it's so awkward it hurts. He just freezes on the spot and just pokes his head out the door like "uh...yo-you want this back?"

It wouldn't be as awkward if he wasn't a pervert on the low. Spends the entire shower just thinking about you

Wants to ask you about if you have any more, or if you would be interested in using them, but can hardly get a clear sentence out. You'd figure it out after a minute

In all he down bad and don't care what you do with yourself if he's not around to help out. Really wants to watch you with it though

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the-real-unorthodox-gremlin · 2 years

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#mumen rider #satoru #saitama #genos #demon cyborg #garou #metal bat #badd #one punch man #my art

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opmshitposts · 1 year

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#opm #one punch man #garou #saitama #genos #mumen rider #speed of sound sonic #king #blizzard of hell #hellish blizzard #fubuki #tornado of terror #terrible tornado #tatsumaki

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opm-twitter · 1 year

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batneko · 1 year

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Valentines kiss meme! Thanks to @princessmyu @scribeprotra @jkl-fff @thebestworstidea @anonymousedward and @king-luigi-the-first!

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anonymousedward · 2 years

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Just posted a little ficlet in honor of @batneko. How do yall feel about some canon compliant mumarou?

#mumen rider/garou #mumarou #mumen/garou

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x-fantasy-is-my-reality-x · 8 months

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Mayhem

"Genos..."

"Yes Sen-" A piece of soap came soaring in a wide arc to smack the young cyborg full on the face, stunning him into silence for a second. It fell into his hand, now imprinted with the vague definition of his features as a scream ran out from inside the locker room.

He frowned upon closer inspection; was that a bite mark embedded deep on the surface of the disfigured soap?

"Genos. Look," Saitama pointed calmly behind him in the doorway, his oval face boasting the same unreadable expression as always, a complete contrast to the chaos unfolding before them.

God was dead, and so were any of their remaining brain cells.

They, as in Metal Bat and Garou, were in the process of bashing each other's brains out in front of the hot tub with nothing but small towels wrapped around their waists, while a scantily clad Mumen Rider tried unsuccessfully to hold them apart. Bang and Atomic Samurai sat impassively in the tub behind them, occasionally commenting on their moves and acting as if nothing was wrong with two extremely buff and hot-headed boys trying their damn hardest to throttle each other. And was a baseball bat even allowed inside a locker room?

"Sensei, should we do something?" Genos asked with a glance at the bald hero.

"Nah, let's just find a place to sit before they burn down the building."

And part of him almost wished they did when Puri Puri Prisoner suddenly strutted in front of them buck-ass nude, heading with questionable intentions straight for Zombieman who was just trying to wash his hair on the bench.

"Hey! Cut it out you idiots! No one wants to deal with you two so just get out!" Another familiar voice rang out above all the noise as Amai Mask stomped over to the teenage brawlers, who were now completely naked and bloody. Neither pair seemed to realize that their towels had long been discarded, and Metal Bat was bleeding heavily from the face while Garou sported a few dark-colored bruises. Metal Bat swung once Amai Mask was within range, spitting out a few colorful curses that would put any sailor to shame as he missed by a hair.

The battle escalated, now a three-way fight as Mumen Rider lay passed out a few feet away, caught in the earlier crossfire. The poor guy would need new glasses once again.

"Here should be a good spot," Saitama said, pointing at a few unoccupied benches further away. It wasn't until a solid ten minutes that he sensed something was off, as if someone was watching him. Turning to the left, he was met with the blank gaze of a man in a furry white suit perched on top of the tiled wall, Watchdog Man.

How long has this guy been watching me?

He gazed back but Watchdog Man refused to look away. Maybe he was in an odd coma or something.

Okay...

"Sensei what's wrong?" Genos asked, as if sensing his discomfort.

"It's nothing I-" He was interrupted by a war cry as a ninja star suddenly lodged itself in the wall in front of him.

"Saitama! I've tracked you all the way here, now come fight me!" Sonic howled, not even waiting for a reply as he leapt towards him fully clothed from the entrance.

At least this one has clothes on, Saitama sighed.

"I'll take care of this Sensei!" Genos zoomed past him, incinerator glowing orange.

"No wait Genos! Don't use your cannons-"

BOOM!

The outer layer of the wall on the opposite side crumbled, leaving charred concrete behind as Sonic bounced around the open area.

"Ah, too late. Well, hopefully he has enough to pay for the repairs."

"Ah shit! You'll pay for that!" Flashy Flash roared as Sonic and Genos barreled into him and knocked him into a bucket of soapy water.

"Wait Flashy Flash!" Child Emperor pleaded, immediately chasing after them with the help of mechanical spider legs that sprouted from his backpack. The bathhouse really needed to upgrade their security. The three of them were now a dizzy blur dancing around the locker room.

Zombieman was sent flying into the wall as they rammed into him blindly, the back of his head hitting the wall with a sickening crack.

"Sorry!"

"Oh my God you killed him!" Puri Puri Prisoner sobbed in anguish, sprinting after him in all his naked glory.

Truth be told, to Zombieman the brief respite that death offered was far better than the awkward conversation he had been having with the ex-convict after the shittiest pick-up line he had ever heard in his entire immortal life.

"Have you ever been arrested?" Puri Puri Prisoner purred, fluttering his eyelashes at the pale man.

Zombieman furrowed his brows, replying with a very confused and hesitant "No?"

"Why do you ask?" He continued, nearly shuddering at the way the tall hero was eyeing his exposed chest.

"Because it must be illegal to look that good," Puri Puri Prisoner finished, and Zombieman could swear that the world was out to get him.

"Uh thanks," he muttered awkwardly. Never in his life would he have thought he would have be hit on by a criminal hero in the middle of a locker room full of out-of-control men acting like it was the goddamn apocalypse.

Yeah, death sounded good right about now. He would take every precious second enjoying the darkness before he healed and was dragged back into that living nightmare. Perhaps it was time to invest in some therapy.

"Garou, my boy, did you forget every technique I taught you? You're holding your hand wrong. You need to strike with your palm at an angle," Bang corrected as Metal Bat dodged his attack.

"Shut up old man! I wasn't trying to use your stupid technique anyways!" Garou snarled, springing forward again.

"Hey whose side are ya on anyways?"

"Sorry Metal Bat, old men like myself just can't help it," Bang grinned sheepishly.

"You dare turn your back on me?" Amai Mask punched him in the ribs with his momentary distraction, only enraging the seventeen-year-old more.

"I'll rip yer fucking head off you prick!"

"I don't think I ever want to come here again," Saitama said calmly as he watched a fire break out in the wet bathhouse.

A ninja star exploded behind him as Puri Puri Prisoner strutted past his vision.

#one punch man #saitama #genos one punch man #crack #humor #garou #zombieman #opm #opm fanfiction #flashy flash #bang opm #puri puri prisoner #child emperor #mumen rider #metal bat opm #watchdog man #atomic samurai

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unpopularshipbracket · 1 year

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Ootori Kyoya/Hitachiin Kaoru (Ouran High School Host Club)

The anime didn't really get to the part where this Happened but I promise that it did. Team Little Brothers unite to scheme, conspire, find Tamaki's mother, and just get each other, you know?

Garou/Mumen Rider (One Punch Man)

Garou thinks that there are no REAL heroes anymore, and the only solution is for him to become a world's strongest monster and have everyone unite against him. Mumen Rider is a hero with no special abilities whose gimmick is that he rides a bicycle, and once risked his life to save Garou after Garou had just kicked the crap out of them. Maybe being a hero is really about... what's in your heart.

#kyoya ootori #kaoru hitachiin #kyokao #ohshc #ouran #ouran high school host club #one punch man #mumen rider #garou #garou the hero hunter

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aforrestofstuff · 2 years

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Forrest's Expert Chapter Reviews (166): The Super-Duper Crying in the Bathtub Special Edition!!

Murata released a chapter today. People died.

(BTW there are webcomic spoilers in here so read at your own risk. Thanks! Please enjoy. You're required to by law.)

I just want everyone to know this chapter came out at like 9am (Yeehaw Standard Time) this morning; I was just getting through my routine, sitting down for breakfast. I heard the Discord notification on my phone. I got excited, looking to read this delightful manga with my Frosted Flakes, then I open to this fucking shit on the first page and I put my spoon down and had to sit there for ten fucking minutes to fight these demons.

Hey dawg what the fuck haha

Okay sure, the adults can get a billion tumors in ten minutes and fall over and die but when it happens to the kids??? I dont like that!! I mean this in an affectionate "you broke my heart" sort of way, by the by. I like that the fandom-appointed dads were the first to drop down and help. I like that Zombieman canonically has stubby fucking hands. I like that we get this interaction between him and Isamu. It was painful to look at but I don't hate that it happened. Yep.

I'm gonna be real honest and admit my media illiteracy here, I thought the reason Saitama had a nosebleed in the last chapter was because Garou clocked his shit, and the reason Badd got his nosebleed was that, through a series of complex equations and reaches, Batarou is canon. However, none of those are true, and turns out they're all just getting super-duper radiation poisoning and I'm not sure Saitama's 3 years of working out made him immune to cancer but we'll see about that.

Side note: Badd is one of the only ones who felt the effects of the radiation before everyone else did. Badd also has "dynamic vision" and superb reflexes. You know that scene in Infinity War where, after the snap, Peter Parker can feel it long before he actually disappears due to his spider-sense? Where am I going with this.

Badd has spider sense babeyyy kachow !

Side side note: You know who else felt the effects of the radiation before Saitama and Badd? That's right baby!

"I can feel it in my skin" dawg that's the cancer LMAOOO

Side side side note: Now that we're on the topic of Zombieman (again), it makes sense that he's not immune to the radiation because it's probably killing his cells faster than he can regenerate. That, and he's fucking exhausted at this point. Still though... I'll bet he was the last one standing as all his coworkers collapsed around him. Reminds me of after-work parties at Applebee's haha kachow

I was right when I said Blast would come beat Garou's ass... but at what cost.

Also, I thought he'd bring the Justice League but I guess they've got better fucking shit to do??? Than fight GOD??? LITERAL GOD?? Okay.

Also Bang telling God to give Garou back haha this is not a tear falling down my cheek it's just... spinal fluid...

So, Garou is definitely not being 100% controlled by God but he is being influenced in some capacity, so I can see this kinda growing into an intense fear/trauma of being manipulated/controlled in post-arc Garou. Especially during the neo-heroes arc when Suiryu attempts to capture him.

When Garou sobers after being beaten by Saitama and he sees what he’s done, it’s a mixed bag of emotions. We know he isolates himself post-arc--he already is in the manga with Tareo because he thinks the closer he gets to those he cares for, the more he’ll hurt them. With that being said, will he self-isolate in the manga because he becomes scared of himself? With all his introspection and meditating under waterfalls, will he come to think that all he does is hurt those he cares about? Will he think he doesn’t deserve to love anyone? Find out next time on Forrest Learns How to Read!

I love the idea of Garou spiraling into a self-loathing cocoon because seeing him in pain brings me joy and--yes, he's one of my favorite characters. Why do you ask?

. ok

um. anyways.

haha cool

oh. he's holding Genos' heart. 👍

I'm on my knees praying for christ to strike me down right now.

Ok I'm done with this bit lmao I kinda wanted to build comedic suspense but I can't commit. I'm gonna write an essay on Genos' "death" now.

Really hard to believe he's actually dead and that's ONE's damn fault for faking us out at least twice before (Mumen Rider, Tanktop Master) so I'm not really feeling the suspense to this. ("durrrr but there's not gonna be suspense!! tHat'S wHaT sAiTaMA is FOr!!!" you Redditors are fucking dorks and I hate you.)

BUT. I could be wrong and if I am, feel free to send a dark web hitman my way and strike me down for good!

Regardless, if (when) Genos comes back, he's not gonna be the same. He shouldn't be the same because then what the fuck was all that for?? Anywho, I'm kinda feeling an amnesia storyline? Is he even going to remember this? Is he even going to--gasp--remember Saitama?

Half his fucking brain is gone. As far as we know, having his entire conscience saved to the cloud requires at LEAST 20$ of iCloud per month and we know Kuseno's cheap ass ain't gonna pay for that so, what's he gonna do? Make do, baby!

ONE loves his opposites, loves his narrative foils. Genos has been wanting to get closer to Saitama the entire manga and if the tables turn to Saitama wanting to get closer to Genos during his recovery, out of guilt, maybe, then I think that'll be really interesting. Genos and Garou have been mirroring each other in a lot of ways; I think they're going to have a similar "finding oneself" post-arc.

Either that or Genos is going to be like every upper-middle-class white guy's mystery Mercedes: perpetually "in the shop" until the end of time, dead but dreaming.

So, aside from that: Garou purposefully ripped Genos' heart out because he knew it would make Saitama get serious. Saitama then holds Genos' heart in one hand and beats Garou with the other........... Saigenos Fans please spare Batarou Nation some crumbs PLEASE we haven't eaten for WEEKS (good for you though).

In conclusion:

I should've never learned how to fucking read.

#opm #one punch man #saitama #saigenos #batarou #metal bat #garou #blast #silverfang #genos #mumen rider #zombieman #child emperor #sekingar #meta

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