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oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.
phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?
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Commissions are open!
Inflation is kicking my ass, so it’s time to pimp my services again!
Do you have a great fic idea but no motivation to write it? Pay me to do it!
Prices: (Will be in USD, because let’s face it, most people here are from the US.)
- 0 - 500 words: $5
- 1000 words: $10
- 1500 words: $15
- etc. (Not sure where my top limit is, depends on the job.)
I will never write less than your commissioned word count. I may go over, but I will never charge you more for it.
Payment:
To my paypal (ladydrace at gmail dot com) once you’ve received your fic. I usually ask if you want to read it through first, and I don’t demand payment until you’re happy with the result. If you don’t like it upon reading it, I will do my very best to fix it, including a complete rewrite if necessary. When you approve it, you pay. I therefore do not, as a general rule, do refunds.
I will send the finished fic to you in a doc, or post it for you on AO3 or Tumblr if you prefer.
Once you receive your fic, you may feel free to do with it what you wish, except post it as your own work. Keep my name on it somewhere, and you can do whatever you want.
I will write:
- Smut, fluff, gen, angst, whatever.
- RPS (Real Person Shipping/Slash)
- OCs (as long as you can provide me with dialogue samples and character info.)
- All types of pairings. (And I do mean all. Incest, bestiality, het, slash, poly, you name it. Hell, I once wrote a fic about two sentient cars falling in love.)
Fandoms I’ve been in/feel confident writing for:
-Detroit: Become Human
-Teen Wolf
-SPN
-Merlin BBC
-Star Trek DS9 and TNG
-Fallout 4
-Stardew Valley
-various other video game franchises
In my own time I write mostly hankcon these days, but I’m willing to try my hand at almost any fandom or pairing for cold hard cash. If I haven’t watched/read the source material, though, it naturally follows that my pull-out-of-ass approach might not deliver what you want. Fair warning. I’ll also happily try my hand at original work.
Samples of my work can be found here on tumblr or on AO3!
I will not write:
RP commissions. I have been asked repeatedly, and I’ve decided I just don’t want to do that for money.
Would also really prefer not to be asked to write: scat, infantilism/adult baby, feederism, violent rape, gore and vore.
I may refuse on other grounds as well, but it’s rare, and I will generally make at least an attempt, even if the subject makes me slightly uncomfortable.
Time frame:
Depends on the commission size and my stress levels, but generally I can do it in a few days to a week.
Contact:
I will accept commissions via your preferred method, be it ask box, Tumblr messenger, Twitter (ladydrace), email (ladydrace at gmail dot com), or something else entirely. Simply tell me what you want and how you want it, and I’m sure we can work something out. <3
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Although nothing seems right in cars 🎶
Art by ちぐはぐ⭕️ (@johnny_lmd)
https://twitter.com/johnny_lmd?s=09
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Since the OP made their post unrebloggable (and blocked me. Both actions they are well in with their right to do)
I'm going to make my response it's own post because I think the point is important
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As someone who is autistic and has BPD and CPTSD and loads of trauma yes you sometimes need to change how you interact with others to keep people around
When I was 13 I hit the few friends I had when I was angry
I had to change that in order to keep those friendships
When I was in my early 20s if I was losing an disagreement with my husband I would threaten to kill myself. My husband told me it hurt him and was cruel and manipulative behaviour, because it was.
So I worked hard to change that to keep my relationship
It's easy to say "I shouldn't have to change for others" and that's true to an extent. You shouldn't change your interests or passions or dim your light. And you should have space to be imperfect and flawed and not have to pretend your ugly bits aren't real. But if something you are doing it causing other people harm you kinda need to change that.
That's called "living in a society"
People adapt to each other and make space for each other in their lives. You adapt to them and they adapt to you
You start being more diligent about throwing away the empty toilet roll because it really bothers them. They start warning you before they run the blender because you hate loud noises
I stopped threatening to kill myself because I was mad I was losing an argument and my husband stopped being so vocally judgemental amount media he personally dislikes
There is a certain type of person who heard the phrase "your emotions are valid" and took that to mean "my emotional reactions and my behaviour are always objectively correct because my emotions are valid and if you have an emotional response or react to what I'm doing negatively then you are wrong and you can't be hurt because my emotions are valid"
And that's a recipe for disaster
Your emotions are valid to feel. They are how you feel and there are reasons you feel the way you do
However, your reactions and behaviour are something you can learn to control and can be irrational
We live in a society and we as people change each other as we interact and that isn't necessarily a bad thing
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Responses to the most frequent comments on my Dungeon Meshi/TAZ crossover doodle
Laios and fair food
2. Taako cooking for real
3. Encounters with plants
(hello, in the manga, the pollen comes out the mouths)
bonus
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Good news, fellow artists! Nightshade has finally been released by the UChicago team! If you aren't aware of what Nightshade is, it's a tool that helps poison AI datasets so that the model "sees" something different from what an image actually depicts. It's the same team that released Glaze, which helps protect art against style mimicry (aka those finetuned models that try to rip off a specific artist).
As they show in their paper, even a hundred poisoned concepts make a huge difference.
(Reminder that glazing your art is more important than nighshading it, as they mention in their tweets above, so when you're uploading your art, try to glaze it at the very least.)
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Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever here.
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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?
this websites hate mail game is ruthless
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Writers suffer from tinker bell brain they need constant applause or they start believing everything they’ve written is horseshit
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