unpopularshipbracket
Ships That Just Aren't Number One
***unpopular in the greater scheme of fandom, not within their own ecosystem. the most popular ship in a tiny fandom is v small in the grand scheme of things.
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Round 2 Part 1 Poll 3
Propaganda
Entrapta & that ship (Darla) were besties
Dar is an omnisexual and omnigendered being. They're large, have chest talons, as well as many chutes and flaps. They are the "muscle" of the crew, and eventually are promoted to Captain when under new leadership, which gives them a nice hat and a trumpet. They're kinda bad at being captain, but the whole point of the podcast is that the crew is really bad at like everything. They literally always fail their missions.
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Round 1 Part 1 Poll 6
Propaganda
Tessa is a teen genius able to hear the thoughts of every weapon designer, be them dead, alive, or not even born yet at the same time (people with that ability are called a "whispered"), leading to her having endless knowledge of weaponry and military equipment. Despite this is she extremely clumsy, both from tripping over basically anything but also being awkward around others her age, as when she tries seducing her love interest it comes off as her harassing him as she doesn't really know what she's doing. She also has a mischievous streak she shows her love rival, but they appear to have great respect for each other in their own weird way.
Dar is an omnisexual and omnigendered being. They're large, have chest talons, as well as many chutes and flaps. They are the "muscle" of the crew, and eventually are promoted to Captain when under new leadership, which gives them a nice hat and a trumpet. They're kinda bad at being captain, but the whole point of the podcast is that the crew is really bad at like everything. They literally always fail their missions.
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im 99% certain wainlock lost just because i took a break from tumblr and couldnt propagandize enough lmao
orz you're probably right
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Rosalina/Pauline is the most popular unpopular ship! Congratulations to these lovely ladies!
This blog has at long last been unshadowbanned, so I might rerun some of the polls to see if that affects the outcomes, I'm not sure yet.
Finals
Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)
fic count: 3
"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"
"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"
Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)
fic count: 258
"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"
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Last day!
Finals
Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)
fic count: 3
"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"
"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"
Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)
fic count: 258
"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"
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Finals
Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)
fic count: 3
"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"
"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"
Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)
fic count: 258
"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"
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Finals
Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)
fic count: 3
"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"
"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"
Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)
fic count: 258
"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"
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Finals
Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)
fic count: 3
"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"
"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"
Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)
fic count: 258
"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"
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Finals
Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)
fic count: 3
"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"
"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"
Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)
fic count: 258
"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"
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Finals
Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)
fic count: 3
"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"
"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"
Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)
fic count: 258
"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"
#pauline x rosalina#rosalina x pauline#rosaline#rosalina#princess rosalina#mayor pauline#pauline#poll#dracula daily#dracula#mina murray#mina harker#mina murray harker#lucy westenra#lucy x mina#mina x kucy
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thought this was about characters with complimentary color schemes rip
Lmao the red/blue gays did end up kinda dominanting huh
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OLD MAN YAOI BRACKET ROUND 2
Propaganda:
Irving Bailiff/Burt Goodman:
they are TRAPPED in capitalist dystopian hell and yet gay love persists. literally they are fighting for their got damn lives to be gay. they've been subjected to evil fucked up brain surgery to make them forget who they are outside of the workplace and yet. AND YET. they fall in love INSIDE the workplace and gain the desire to fight their oppressors so they can do old man yaoi activities. i forgot to take my adderall today sorry im not forming coherent thoughts but they made christopher walken yaoi real
They have only ever experienced being at work and are desperately trying to find meaning with no memory of the outside world. Fraternization is against the rules as well. The yearning is so much.
they are 2 sad old men who are in forbidden love. they bond over a mutal love of corporate art & company tote bags. their love inspired Irving to rebel against his employers for the first time ever. Burt is even Christopher Walken.
They’re so quietly sweet and heart-wrenching… fell in love on the ‘inside’ (they both work a job that ‘severs’ their work memories from their out-of-work memories; inside the job, they have no idea who they are on the outside or what the world is like, but they found each other and found a little bit of love and meaning and happiness inside the nightmare corporate world that is their job)
canonically in love with each other! in the show people sever their consciousness so they aren't aware when they're working. this creates a separate person that only exists while they're at the office, who doesn't share any memories with the person they are on the outside. these two old men bond and find comfort in each other despite the dystopian hell situation they're in
Old men having a forbidden romance while stuck in a hellish workplace dystopia
These two old men know nothing outside of their company propaganda, which says romance is forbidden, and they still choose each other. They bond over paintings, discuss company policy in each other's arms like they're debating scripture on whether their love is allowed. They're sooo gay and it's so sweet to see true, canonical old man yaoi
Weird old man office romance except they only exist inside the bounds of the world’s worst office building and they go on a little date to a room full of plastic plants
Ravenpaw/Barley:
kitties who were outcast from previous groups they were a part of and find and live with each other. they are canonical mates even though theyre both dudes. they grow old together, but ravenpaw gets cancer and dies before barley (he lives to be considered old in warrior cats years). however ravenpaw wanted to be in the same kitty afterlife that barley will go to, so they can be together in kitty afterlife. barley is still alive though as far as we know and might be the oldest living cat in the series now.
also i just think its funny to call little kitty cats "old man yaoi"
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Semifinal Results:
Rosalina/Pauline beat Sir Hammerlock/Wainwright Jakobs - it has not escaped my notice that this poll got way less votes than wainlock usually gets. Is there something afoot that necessitates rerunning the poll, or should we congratulate Rosalina/Pauline on their dark horse victory?
Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra beat Haruhi Fujioka/Renge Houshakuji - once again, Mina and Lucy demonstrate their ability to slay the aristocracy!
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Semifinals Round 2
Haruhi Fujioka/Renge Houshakuji (Ouran High School Host Club)
fic count: 18
"Two girls bein gay. (And it’s canon that Renge has a crush on Haruhi after she gets over Kyoya)
Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)
fic count: 258
"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"
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Semifinals Round 1
Sir Hammerlock/Wainwright Jakobs (Borderlands 3)
fic count: 82
"Literally canon married and gay and in love. They are moon/sun they are force/finesse they are opposites attract they are fine gentlemen who are so silly. Their wedding is an entire dlc and they get marrried in the dead corpse of a god. They have guns and use them but in a silly way not in a cringe way. They canonically fuck nasty also. The epitome of old man yaoi."
Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)
fic count: 3
"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"
"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"
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Semifinals Round 1
Sir Hammerlock/Wainwright Jakobs (Borderlands 3)
fic count: 82
"Literally canon married and gay and in love. They are moon/sun they are force/finesse they are opposites attract they are fine gentlemen who are so silly. Their wedding is an entire dlc and they get marrried in the dead corpse of a god. They have guns and use them but in a silly way not in a cringe way. They canonically fuck nasty also. The epitome of old man yaoi."
Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)
fic count: 3
"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"
"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"
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Semifinals Round 2
Haruhi Fujioka/Renge Houshakuji (Ouran High School Host Club)
fic count: 18
"Two girls bein gay. (And it’s canon that Renge has a crush on Haruhi after she gets over Kyoya)
Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)
fic count: 258
"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"
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