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cosmicdenro · 1 year
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anyway, with my remus lover debate outta the way! (i say remus lover when he’s been on my “maybe kill list” for all my fics, has been described as my least favourite character in all of my fics and i once said “remus lupin is like those flat lollipops kids receive for halloween. they lick both sides and shove it between the couch cushions and their parents find it twelve months later with hair and fur and dust all over it maybe an ant or two who got stuck to it.”) i’ll share my favourite prongsfoot thing.
which. is their wedding.
because they’re both incredibly smart people! in fact, they’re both TOP 5 in their year. (Sirius got top in Potions much to his dismay and Care of Magical Creatures and James was top in DADA and Arithmancy) like sometimes their sheer genius freaks people out. however. they’re also stupid as fuck sometimes. LMFAO
i feel like they’d have a pretty rushed wedding once they know they’re in love and not just best friends. like a “as soon as graduate” wedding. but they’d both kind of just, assume things(?) almost. like Sirius is just like “i want to walk down the aisle so i’m gonna, and McGonagall is walking down with me” and James would know that Sirius would like a traditional wedding so he plans to make the ‘sacrifice’ and walk down the aisle with Fleamont by his side. And neither of them quite realise they both plan to walk down the aisle until like four days before the wedding. and by that point they’re like “fuck it” and they both end up walking down.
another issue arrives of them fighting over groomsmen/groomswomen. James immediately takes claim over Lily but Sirius is like “What! No! I was friends with her first! You just had a crush on her!” and they squabble about that for a while until they both decide to be the bigger person and ‘give’ the other person Lily but now they’re squabbling over who’s the bigger person. same thing happens with Regulus “He’s my brother Prongs!” “Well I was the one who friended him and made you guys make up!!” and a similar situation would happen. After they do the same with Marlene eventually their wedding planner (probably Pete or someone TBH) gets annoyed and starts to just assign them grooms people.
James thinks it’s funny to order a wedding dress for himself but then realises he never actually got a proper suit so his only option is the wedding dress or fancy wizarding robes which him and Sirius agreed not to wear lmao. So him and Fleamont have to go all over town the day before the wedding looking for a suit that fits James properly. Because they waited til the last minute the only suit he can get is like, bright red and he decides to wear a yellow button up underneath for Gryffindor.
They had their whole separate bachelor parties planned but ended up just leaving and spending time together because they’re literally attached at the hip. (before that they were talking through the mirrors the entire time until Lily and Reg confiscated them). Although they told no one so everyone got super worried that a drunk Sirius and a drunk James got fucking lost the night before their wedding but neither Reg (Sirius’ best man) and Lily (James’ best woman) want to alert the other so they both end up like tipsy searching for their respective groom.
However the day of the wedding would go amazing. like absolutely amazing. there’s not a dry eye in the crowd and everyone’s happy and everything that went “wrong” wasn’t really wrong at all.
Okay your Remus feelings are my Remus feelings, he is definitely a dusty, hairy lollipop 🤣
Yes! I love the absolute chaos of this Prongsfoot wedding! Although I am assigning Remus as their wedding planner lmao because I hate Peter.
(James should absolutely wear the dress though, Sirius would find that very hot tbh)
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The Prank - Boys Don’t Cry
For @abcjosiet @bluebirdlinginthenest @maraudermeryn who have all been really vocally supportive of We Can Be Heroes in recent weeks - as a thank you!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This is a prequel to the canon marauders fic We Can Be Heroes. If you enjoyed that fic, I hope you like this prequel, which centres on events in the marauders' 5th Year leading up to The Prank. It will be around 4-5 chapters long max. If you haven't read it, it won't make any difference.
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Chapter 1: Gone Away
I would tell you That I loved you If I thought that you would stay But I know that it's no use That you've already Gone away
Boys Don’t Cry (The Cure)
The Summer holidays loomed over him, like a tsunami. Even in his dreams. He had started having horrifically realistic nightmares. Standing barefoot in a sandy cove, screaming at his mother, who suddenly disappeared, replaced by a towering wall of water, drowning him. He’d woken up drenched in sweat. Standing in Orion’s study, listening as his father told him “we are not giving you a watch for your seventeenth, we don’t love you, you don’t deserve it”, Regulus stepping forwards, both arms outstretched, as his father placed a vintage, platinum watch on each of his wrists. Oddly, they reminded him of handcuffs. He had woken up crying, for some godforsaken reason. Disgusted at himself. He didn’t care about his parents. He didn’t care. He refused to care.
He swiped angrily at his eyes and threw the bedclothes over himself in frustration. He had hardly slept in the past few weeks, three hours a night, at most. If he’d known, James would have described it as one fucking thing after another. Remus would have called it “an unfortunate concatenation of events”. How did he always have the right word for every single possible scenario? It was incredibly attractive. Well, he presumed girls would think that. If he were a girl. Never mind, that didn’t even make sense…
He called it a clusterfuck. And he was right.
His dismay about the Summer. His abortive attempts to talk to Reg. The ever-growing open hostilities between the Marauders and the Pureblood Pricks. Including, but by no means limited to, the recent Peter Pantsing Episode, which had earned him two weeks of detention. Yet somehow, the bastard had only ended up with one week. Fuck him.
“Wow. The level of skill and wit that it must take to cast Levicorpus and then stand underneath him and call him names, not even inventive ones… so impressive, so mentally and technically challenging…” Sirius’ voice had oozed contempt as he advanced alone towards the group of tossers, wand out.
A few of them immediately broke eye contact with Peter’s figure, hovering near the corridor ceiling, arms flailing about helplessly. Their spells broken, Peter lurched downwards with a fearful yelp. Mulciber didn’t, wand still pointing up at his friend, a cruel sneer on his face.
“Hello, Coz,” he smiled. “We were just telling him that there are penalties to pay for hanging around with blood traitor scum like you, Black. That it’s your fault we picked on him, and will do so again. So much for calling them your friends, Black. If you even knew what a loyal friend was, you’d have distanced yourself from them all months ago.”
Sirius’ footsteps faltered momentarily.
“Oh yes, because I’m friends with every single muggleborn in the school, such a popular guy.”
His laughter sounded harsh. If there was one good thing he had believed about himself, it was that he was a loyal friend. Mulciber’s messing with your head, old chap, he tried to reassure himself, sounding exactly like Prongs’ Mother Hen ramblings.
“Missed him, did you, your boring, talentless, useless friend? The one you allow to hang out with you, out of pity. What’s his name again? Oh yes. Peter Pitiful. Here to check up on your pathetic little half-blood friend? Surprised you noticed him gone, your boring, fat little-“
Keep reading Chapter 1
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nah-she-didnt · 3 years
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I’ll just choose a random one! What about... 17? From the promp list xx
Hello! Thank you for the prompt, I’m sorry it took so long. I just could not get the right angle on it. I actually wrote an entire Hinny response to this, but I accidentally deleted it (womp womp). Anyway, please enjoy this Jily moment! 
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All Your Moments
The atmosphere inside the common room was like that of a poorly-attended funeral. Forlorn students milled about the room, still wrapped in Gryffindor scarves and clad in gold and crimson face paint. A lone banner with a large, moving lion lay crumpled in the corner, forgotten after the devastating loss to Slytherin. 
Lily sat among her friends in front of the crackling fire. Peter hugged his knees to his chest as he stared dismayed into the flames. Mary and Dorcas began a sullen game of wizard chess, prodding their pieces around the board half-heartedly. Sirius and Remus sat in the same squishy armchair, Remus’ head resting against Sirius’ chest. 
Sirius sighed loudly. “Thank god I got disowned, I don’t think I’d ever hear the end of this from Reg if I still lived at home.” 
Remus laughed, but Peter’s face remained unchanged. “I can’t believe we fucking lost,” he muttered into his knees. 
Remus threw a pillow in his direction. “Buck up, Pete. It’s not like you lost, just your team.” 
Peter gaped at Remus. “You know, Remus, you’ve never really understood the beautiful game that is quidditch.” 
“At least he understands his Transfiguration homework,” Sirius snapped. 
“Boys, boys,” Remus sighed, throwing a sharp look in Sirius’ direction, “let’s not fight, yeah? Tonight’s depressing enough.” 
Lily glanced towards the boys dormitory. James had disappeared up the stairs after the game and had not resurfaced since. She knew he had to be hurting right now. Quidditch had been a massive part of his life ever since he started at Hogwarts, and to lose the championship game as captain in his seventh year had to be devastating. At this thought, Lily hoisted herself up from between the squashy couch cushions and stood, shoulders squared, facing the boy’s dormitory. 
“I’m going up there,” she said confidently and moved towards the staircase. 
Sirius caught her arm. “Lily, no,” he said gravely, “you haven’t been dating Prongs very long, but let me tell you. He is an insufferable crybaby when he loses at quidditch.”
Lily scoffed. “Oh come on, he can’t be that bad.” 
“No, he’s worse,” Peter grimaced, “remember when they lost to Hufflepuff in fourth year and he disappeared into the forest for four hours?” 
“Maybe he needs a bit of cheering up,” smirked Mary as her knight decimated Dorcas’ pawn.
Lily glared at Mary. “I’m not going to shag him out of his misery, but thanks for the suggestion.” 
Mary shrugged. “It would work, that’s all I’m saying.” 
Lily very much doubted Mary’s words as she climbed the stairs to James’ room. She remembered that loss against Hufflepuff. James moped around the castle for a full week, barely speaking in classes, which at the time had been a blessing. Now she felt her heart drop when she recalled the look on James’ face as he dismounted his broom on the quidditch pitch, the Slytherin players celebrating and hoisting the Quidditch Cup in the background. 
Lily reached James’ door and knocked softly. There was no reply. 
“James?” she called tentatively, knocking, again, “are you alright? We thought you might like to join us downstairs.” 
There was no response. She knocked again. 
“James, I know you’re upset, but please come down. It’s not the same down there without you.” She pushed open the door, but the dorm was empty. 
“That was fast,” Dorcas grinned as Lily approached the group again, “bit of a quick draw, is he?” 
“Shut up,” she snapped, “Remus, I need the map.” 
Remus frowned. “What makes you think I have it?” 
“Because that map is like your baby, now hand it over.” 
Remus grumbled but reached into his pocket for the map. Lily snatched it out of his hand and started to scan the corridors for James.
“He must have slipped out under the invisibility cloak,” she murmured as she searched. 
“I’m telling you,” Peter sighed, “he’s off to the forest. Someday we’ll tell our kids, ‘oh yeah, I remember James Potter. He was a giant sore loser who marched into the forest one day, never to be seen again.’” 
Lily ignored this, her eyes sweeping over the Hogwarts grounds. Finally, she spotted him. “Gotcha.” 
She triumphantly stuffed the map into her pocket. Remus flinched at the way she manhandled his craftsmanship, but she couldn’t bring herself to care at the moment. 
“Right, I’m off to find my crybaby boyfriend, pray that I don’t get caught by Filch.” The others echoed calls of luck as she made her way out of the dormitory. 
The castle was dark and silent as she crept along the walls. Every shadow was Filch, every squeaking mouse was Mrs. Norris. She realized about halfway to the entrance hall that she was in a stupidly vulnerable position. She knew that if she were caught she could just say she was out of bed on official Head Girl business. However, if she ran into any Slytherins on her way out, she would almost certainly be outnumbered. She forced herself not to think about that possibility and pressed on. 
She stopped just before the great oak doors to the castle and pulled the map out of her pocket again. There he was, still sitting motionless in the middle of the quidditch pitch. Drama queen, she thought as she suppressed the urge to roll her eyes. No, she needed to compose herself and support him now. 
The night air was crisp and warm, not quite the oppressive heat of summer but still pleasant enough without her cloak. She traipsed through the grass damp with mist and across the grounds towards the pitch. 
She didn’t know as much about quidditch as some of her friends, but even she could tell that James had played badly that day. He seemed distracted, like he was always one step behind his teammates. In one particularly bad moment James had turned his head to bark orders at his keeper and completely missed the bludger that soared right into his throwing arm. He played out the rest of the game, but he hadn’t been able to make any more goals. 
Lily halted at the entrance to the pitch and scanned the dark grass. The pitch appeared empty, but Lily knew better. 
“Oi, Potter!” she shouted into the night. 
A moment of silence passed. Then a floating head popped into view. 
“Over here,” he called. She could hear the defeat in his voice. 
She walked the length of the pitch until she was level with James, then plopped to the ground beside him. The water from the grass beneath them soaked through her knee high socks. 
“You don’t play fair,” he muttered miserably, “I came out here to mope away from everyone, but you got the map off Remus, didn’t you?”
She grimaced. “I didn’t want you to be all alone.” 
James glanced up to the goal posts in front of them. “You know,” he said thoughtfully, “I’ll never play another proper game of quidditch. The whole time leading up to the game all I could think about was winning, but I never thought to just enjoy my last moments up there.” 
Lily nodded and reached out to clasp his hand. “I’m sorry, James. You’ll play quidditch again someday.” 
“Yeah,” he sighed, eyes still pointed to the skies, “but it won’t be the same. I’ll get over it, I suppose, but I wish I’d played well enough to remember it fondly.” 
Lily didn’t know what to say to this. She knew she couldn’t disagree with him. He knew as well as anyone that he played poorly that day, and any attempt to contradict him seemed feeble. She offered him a small smile. 
“You know, you have your whole life ahead of you. You’re an incredible man. You’ll do things that are much more important than winning the quidditch cup.” 
He laughed and squeezed her hand. “That doesn’t help as much as I’m sure you intended, but thank you.” 
Lily tugged at him. “Come on, let’s get you inside. Everyone’s waiting in the Common Room.” 
James shook his head. “No, I just want to remember this place for a bit. But could you stay with me? Honestly, after this shit day, I just want a hug.”
She nodded, and they laid back in the grass together, gazing up at the sky. She rested her head against his chest and draped an arm across his waist. They lay in silence for a few minutes, listening to the light wind whip across the open field. Lily could feel water soaking the back of her sweater now, but she didn’t care. 
She never knew how nice it would be to share his failures with him as well as his triumphs. Here he was, solemn and dejected, but still open. She realized in that moment how much she wanted from him. She wanted all his moments, his great booming laughter and his silent disappointment. Every new emotion with him felt right. 
James finally smiled over at her through the blades of grass that separated them. “I’m a real joy to be around right now, I’m sure.”
Lily laughed. “It’s alright, I like it out here with you. And you never stay down for long, you know. Even now you’re joking around like everything is alright. That’s one of the things I love about you.” 
James’ smile slid from his face and was replaced with surprise. She’d never said that word to him before, but it felt natural in the moment. Even now she realized she did not regret her words. 
“You love that about me?” he whispered through the darkness.
She nodded softly. “Yeah. I love you, James. I do.” 
James blinked stupidly for a moment as if he were processing her words. Then he sat up quickly. “Wait,” he said, eyes narrowing, “you’re not just saying that to make me feel better, are you?” 
Lily laughed as she sat up too. “No, I mean it. I love you, James Potter.” 
James sat stunned for a moment. Then he jumped to his feet and whooped with laughter.
“I’m sorry,” she said, also clambering to her feet, “what exactly is funny about that?” 
James dived at her, picked her up, and spun her around. When her feet landed on the ground once more he held her close and pressed his forehead to hers. “What’s funny, Lily Evans, is that I never in all my life thought you would say those words to me.” 
Lily rolled her eyes. “Don’t be daft,” she said, trying and failing to look annoyed, “you must have known.” 
“Never,” he beamed down at her then kissed her gently. The wind tugged at her hair and clothes as they swayed for a moment, gripping each other tightly. 
Lily suddenly broke the kiss. “Aren’t you forgetting something?”
“What? Oh! I love you too, of course,” he grinned, “I’ve loved you ever since I’ve known you.” 
“That’s more like it,” she laughed, then tackled him back to the ground.
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Hi, I'm 18 and I'll be heading off to college in the fall and so won't be home very often. However when I am home I'd like to be insured on my dads car. I don't see the point in having to pay the same price for car insurance as someone who drives almost daily, so I wanted to know if there was a type of car insurance for the 'occasional' driver. I'll only be home on vacations, and even then I won't be driving all the time, but I really need a car insurance for when I do drive, mostly summers.""
How to make car insurance as cheap possible?
i don't even wanna pay it but if i can get a reasonable price i will pay it. its just ridicoulus how much it costs ( i got no spell check by the way)
What Is the average monthly payment on a new 2008 yamaha r1?
And the average insurance price cost for an 18 year old
What to do if someone doesn't want to use car insurance to pay for accident but pay privately?
Someone just rear ended me. There are deep scratches on the bumper. He has car insurance, but doesn't want to use it. I got most of his information - driver's license #, car insurance info, ect. What are the steps I should take? My car insurance company said I have to call in and report accidents as soon as they happen. Should I do this in case he doesn't follow through and pay me for repairs? Should I go get an estimate right now, and have him send me a check?""
Tips on how to get first time drivers car insurance down?
Hey, so I have my driving test on June 3rd but i am looking to buy a car before then in these next few weeks. Ive been getting some quotes on some possible cars but the cheapest quote i am getting is 4,500, which is absolutly ridiculous! I thought 2,000 was pushing it and i dont intend to pay more than 2,000 a year. The cars ive been looking at are Peugot 206s, Vauxhall Corsa SXI, and Renault Clio's. Which i believe are in the cheapest insurance band. I just dont understand why im getting quotes of 4000/5000. Most of my firends with similar cars pay 1,500 a year which seems right. I must be doing something wrong. Can anyone give me tips on how to get the price down. Should i add my mum as an additional driver? Do modified cars (alloys and tinted windows) dramatically increase the insurance price? Any reccomended insurance companies? Thanks guys!""
Average costs for car insurance>?
I am a college student thinking about getting my first (used) car... probably a 10 year old model of Honda accord, and I was wondering how much would the insurance costs (month) be roughly as I have little idea about those?""
Can a person get insurance on a car when the tag is in someones name?
can a person get insurance on a car if the tag is in someones elses name?
""What is cheaper, car insurance or motorcycle insurance?""
What is cheaper, car insurance or motorcycle insurance?""
How much does full coverage auto insurance for new drivers usually cost?
How much does full coverage auto insurance for new drivers usually cost?
Can I get Sprint Insurance?
OK, let's say that I buy a phone for cheap on ebay or radioshack, can I still go to a sprint store and get insurance on the phone or do I have to buy the phone directly at the sprint store in order to get insurance?????""
No insurance and expired tags in kentucky?
I got a ticket for no insurance and expired tags in Louisville Ky, I've never neen in any trouble before with anything not even a parking ticket I just could'nt afford the insurance and tags. Whatare the chances of serving jail time for this? I know inKy, it can pack a 90 day sentence please answer I'm kinda freaking out.""
Where I get reference with Children insurance?
I've family and he have children, and now want join insurance for their children. Can you give me a reference?""
Rent a car or insurance for behind the wheel test in California?
Hi, I got my instructional permit from the DVM of CA. However what is the best way to pass the behind-the-wheel test? Rent a car? And if so, where can I rent a car that allows me to pass the test? Use a friend's car? And if so, how to I get the insurance? Thanks for any help !""
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Cheapest insurance for a 17 year old lad?
the cheap quote ive got is 4800!! This is ridiculous, is there any cheaper way of insuring myself? does anyone know what the cheapest car to insure is? or something i really need to get on the road as i have just passed my test but 3000 for insurance is about my limit...""
How much would my insurance go up if I got a jaguar instead of a civic.?
Hi I'm 16 and my dad wants to get me a car and I really want this 1996 jaguar and he wants to get me a 2000 civic and I was just wondering how much my insurance would go up over the two cars or if it depends on what insurance I have just try to give your best guess how much it would go up
""Looking for good, yet affordable dental insurance. (Have health insurance -- only need dental)?""
Looking for good, yet affordable dental insurance. (Have health insurance -- only need dental)?""
How to go about getting insurance for my husband?
He's 23 years old. Unemployed. HE needs insurance now, and can't be added to my insurance. For one, we'd have to wait until open enrollment in dec. and two, to be honest, it's too expensive to add him. im talking $300 each check. that's insane. I'm browsing the internet, but i am just so lost on where to look. I've heard of Medicaid, but don't know if he'd qualify, or can't find a website. Please. HELP!!!!!""
Insurance for drivers with convictions?
I have several driving convictions including drink driving in the last 5 years although ive never held a licence until now but my insurance is too high would you recommend not declaring convictions to insurance companies or changing my age to a low risk age group? please no do gooders
How does car insurance work for teenagers?
Im 18 and I took Driver`s Ed last summer, so I know that was supposed to save some cash when it came to the insurance. I also heard that depending on the engine of the car, the insurance changes. How do you determine the insurance on a 6-cylinder and an 8-cylinder car? Thanks""
""What is the average insurance to run a home day care in San Diego, Ca? What about on rented property?""
I know that opening a daycare on someone else's property is a liability, but possible. Is there extra insurance needed? Do you talk with your landlord prior to renting the property? My father owns an apartment complex, and he said 'No way Jose' if one of his tenants would come to him with this proposition. How much is the average home day care insurance in San Diego, Ca? Thanks!""
Adding additional people to my car insurance?
I was wondering why it is recommened that I add my boyfriend to my car insurance policy, just because he lives with me? I've talked with my insurance company and I know that my car is still covered in an accident if someone else is driving it, so why would it matter that my boyfriend be listed on the policy?""
International students and health insurances?
hey guys. i'm an international student in US. I want to get a health insurance and i was just wondering if i can get a basic health insurance from anywhere when i'm in F-1 ? if I cannot is there any good and reliable health insurance I can consider ? any suggestions ? thank you.
Car Insurance COMPANY?
I HAVE 2004 FORD EXPLORER SPORT TRAC. I NEED A CHEAP INSURANCE,WITH COMPANY IS CHEAPER? I DO NT WANT TO PAY MORE THAN $ 100/130... THANKS FOR THE HELP.""
How much would i pay for car Insurance?
How much would i pay for car Insurance for cheap car that cost me honda accord 2000,I am 18 Years old, never been in any accident.""
What is the cheapest car and home insurance?
The car insurance would cover for 2 people, me and my mother. The home insurance would be for our apartment. She asked me to look this up for her and I have no idea where to start. A little guidance would be great? Thanks :]""
Any1 know much on insurance info ?
hi all ive been with a car insurance for a year called auto direct and my insurance is over now.. therefore i have approved a full years no claims bonus with them... well what happens now how do i recieve it ? like a certificate or summin? they havnt even rang me or even sent any thing out to me ... i rang them the other week and they said they will send a confirmation of a yrs NCB... do i need this proof or do i just tell my next insurance to call them for comfirmation?? thanx another question is i got insured with auto direct for 2000 for the year. i had 9 points drink driving and i hadnt had any no claims bonus of course.. the car was a ford fiesta xr2i 1.8 16v 1994.. but now 6 of the points have expired and are off my license and also i now have a years no claims bonus ..all i have on my license now is 3 points and dr10 (drink driving bad i know) anyone have a rough idea how much this will come down now i have a bit more of a appealing record lol? thanks for time yall tc
How much my insurance will go up?
I had an accident which totaled my car. I am 100% at fault for that accident and my car worth 15000$. I have clear driving record and no tickets in past two years. How much will my insurance go up I am paying 900$ for six months
Car Insurance and DVLA?
If I was to put my car in my wifes name with the DVLA would I still be able to insure it in my name and have her as the secound driver or would she have to be the insured and me be the secound driver.
Am looking for perscription insurance for my low income mom (86)?
She is on med eye drops, her regence ins. costs her $116. and yet she has to pay $110 for the drops. She has about the lowest ss u can get due to being born in the year 1921. Not sure ...show more""
Is it illegal to drive in florida without insurance? ?
Is it illegal to drive in florida without insurance? ?
Where can i get cheap car insurance?
The cheapest i have found to be is Nationwide
""Female, over 25, 9 years driving experience needs CHEAP CAR INSURANCE?""
Hi, my previous insurance was less than 350.00 for third party, fire and theft (in london). My new car is similar but I am getting quotes for 800+ for third party fire and theft. This is ridiculous. I am in my late twenties and have been driving almost 10 years. I would really appreciate names of small insurance brokers. 10 points.""
Car mod insurances?
does a body kit cost alot on your insurances.if you no what percentage it increces. thanks
What's the best and cheapest Insurance Company for Motorcycles?
I want to buy a 2007 Honda CBR1000RR. I live in Georgia. I was quoting online and the prices are insane!!! I could buy a Range Rover with those monthly payments!!!
How long will my accident affect my insurance premiums?
I just filed a claim with my insurance company, in California. If they find me to be at fault, then how long will my insurance cost more? Is there a certain time that it won't be on my record, or count anymore?""
Help with finding a good honest health insurance provider?
I am a college student looking for affordable insurance with decent coverage. (it's like a needle in a haystack, I know) I don't have any major health problems, so that wouldn't be an issue. I'm already looking into state regulated programs, but I was wondering what privately owned companies might have to offer. What companies have you had a good personal experience with? Or what companies have given you the run-around? What companies should I avoid? P.s. I live in central minnesota if that makes a difference.""
How much car insurance could I expect to pay?
I'm 35, clean licence since I was 18 but never owned my own car. I'm thinking of getting a BMW 3 series, 2 or 3 doors, no more than 2 l, live in a safe area of Sheffield. Could anyone give me a ball park figure?""
Car insurance and finance question?
I bought my car on finance a month ago and had to have Fully Comprehensive insurance for it. It is very expensive - if I were to drop to third party F&F, would they find out? If they did what would happen?""
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Greeley Colorado Cheap car insurance quotes zip 80639
How much is does it cost for insurance of a driving instructor (roughly)?
It is for my A-Level business coursework where I am producing a business plan to set up a driving school. It doesn't have to be exact. Regards
Insurance Cost on Muscle Car?
Sooo I know that insurance costs vary from state to state, and also on your carrier... but I was just curious as to if anyone could give me something to go off of. I'm 16, and I'm seriously thinking about buying a 2002 Pontiac Trans Am. (Yes, I know it's got a V8, and no, Mommy and Daddy aren't helping me with a penny, so please no trolling on that subject) I planned on going through my Mom or Dads' insurance. They both have multiple cars on their plans, and are carried through State Farm. Does anyone have any idea on how much it woud cost to be put on one of their plans? Or is there any tips or tricks out there to get a lower payment for me? Just curious.... lemme know what you got please! :)""
Can you get car insurance when you're 17?
My parents have geico... and they're charging me a crazzzy amount. I know I can go to another company and get insurance cheaper but im only 17. Is there an agency that insures 17 yr olds without their parents on the plan... or whatever its called. I have my own car and everything i just NEED new insurance. PLEASEE. ONLY SERIOUS ANSWER BY PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. thanksss guys!
Concerned about insurance rates for 2011 Mustang - 305 HP V6?
I really want this car for my next car but I'm concerned about insurance rates. Will it be considered a sports car even though it has the same engine as family car types like the Fusion? I'm over 25 (will be 26 in December) and I've not had any accidents just a couple of speeding tickets - one when I was 19 and one when I was 23. I'm buying later in the fall as a graduation present to myself since I'm finishing my master's degree and I'm still driving my 02 Sunfire from high school.
Home insurance?
i live in southern california and my home value is 600,000. I pay 2,200 for insurance every 6 months. i think this is a little too high but would like to know if this is average. When i bought the house i was too excited that i didnt even talked to my insurance agent, who is located in Fresno, Ca. I do live near a school could that also be the reason why my home insurance is so high? Could the location make any different? Can i also change insurance or will there be a penalty? I have no clue? My insurance is through Farmer. thanks in advance!!!!!""
Car Registration and Insurance Company?
So, here is my predicament. A person wrecked into my car (while it was parked) and her Insurance Company (State Farm) has already sent out a person to do estimates and told me it is a Total Loss, which is fine, they offered me a lot more then blue book says, BUT my issue at the moment is, they told me I need to get my registration up to date before they would deal with me anymore (Was expired by a month cause my lack of insurance). So I rode up to a Tag Agency and got a Black Tag (In Oklahoma, we have color coated Registration stickers that we put on our License Plate) A Black Tag means it is not being driven and is parked but is up to date on being registered. So they told me they would call me back when it shows in their system I have registered my tags to up-to-date, and I called them today, which was over 48 hours after getting registration and they are still telling me they haven't heard anything. So I'm curious, did I do something wrong or is the Tag Agency slow? Or Insurance Company slow? (I'm impatient cause I need a car ASAP for work.)""
Do I need to switch car insurance for being out of state temperaily? Am I still covered?
I have car insurance in Florida, but I'm going to be going to school in New Jersey for probably for 2 years. Do I need to switch my car insurance or will I still be covered under FL rates? My DL has my Florida address and my car is registered in Florida. I plan on going back, so what should I do? Thanks (I'm with State Farm BTW)""
What health insurance plan should I buy?
Hi I'm currently looking for a health insurance. I live in southern California. I'm a 27 year old female, 30 lbs overweight, no known medical condition, looking for something to cover mainly major or serious medical problems. Dont know whats better Kaiser Permanente or Blue Shield Blue Cross? Should I look for a high deductible plan or a copayment plan, PPO or HMO? Really confused!!!!!!""
What is the cheapest n nastiest car insurance I can possibly take out?
I'm 26, just got my license, have 0 years no claims bonus... What is the cheapest car insurance I can get? I don't care if they cover me for hardly anything... Also will they insure me on a Toyato Celica 1.8 VVTI 3DR 2000 I want the cheapest of the cheap guys!! Suggestions??""
Looking for health insurance?
I am looking for a health insurance. Which way you found yours? Are there special topics to look about? Would be happy about your advice :-)
Where can I get cheap bike insurance?
I'm having trouble getting a decent quote for my ZX7R, due to my no claims being void becase I haven't ridden for 4 years. Can you help?""
""Why did 4,000,000 people lose their current insurance, when only 27,000 signed up for insurance under ACA?""
The facts are that only just under 27,000 people signed up for insurance under Obama's new law aka Obamacare. This is so darn ridiculous. Have ya heard about this?""
What is car insurance rates?
I'm doing report, and i need to write bout 3 ways that how teenage car accidents rising affect us. One of my answer is car insurance rate would go up; &yet i don't know what that means. some one help?""
What is the average of full coverage car insurance for a chavy blazer 2001 in north Carolina?
I am planing to buy a chavy blazer 2001 used car. I know I will need full coverage insurance. I am a good driver, haven't have any accidents or traffic violations. How much would the car insurance cost in North Carolina?""
Approx. how much would a leased car amd insurance cost a 24yr old male?
Planning on either a alfa romeo, or civic moving to the uk so not sure what leases are like and insurance. Insurance in toronto is sky high so im assuming it will be the same. I pay $400 a month so arounds 200pounds. Just looking for estimations thanks. City driver too, possibly london or glasgow.""
Does anyone know what a UWD guidline for home owners insurance means ?
Does anyone know what a UWD guidline for home owners insurance means ?
Can I drive my friends car without insurance?
I don't own a car. I don't have auto insurance. If I borrow a friends car, am I covered under his insurance? is there a special type of insurance for people like me?""
Car insurance which is the cheaper?
What is the cheap car insurance for like a 05 and truck or suv. My dad said Tahoe are really high. It needs to have 4 wheel drive.
How Much Will My Insurance Go Up At 10km/h Over The Speed Limit?
I got a speeding ticket for going 60km/h in a 50km/h zone while trying to pass someone (which says in the driving handbook that it's legal as long as it's under 20km). I took it to the court and I was found guilty, I've never had any tickets in the whole 5 years I've been driving and no accidents at all. My insurance is already through the roof because I have a newer car and I'm only 23 and they said my premium won't have a big drop until I'm 25 anyway. I didn't lose any demerit points at all on my license and up until now I have had an absolutely clean driving record. If my insurance finds out, is there any idea how much my premium could possibly go up?""
Cheapest Car Insurance Companies For A 17 Year Old Boy?
I've done a lot of research and can't find anything less than around 2500 a year, any good companies that can can give me a better quote? I'm thinking about getiing a Renault Clio or a VW Fox if that helps. Any tips or suggestions for good insurance companies would be much appreciated!""
""The most basic and cheapest insurance available, forget what it's called?""
There's a type of insurance for mostly minors or people who deal with used cars that are cheap etc, rarely driven, traded often, and it's called ______ I forget, and it only entitles you to be insured against law suits if the other person is injured. Real crappy insurance right? I'm starting to trade cars but some will need to be driven to shops and stuff like that. In my state MICHIGAN, you need to have insurance BEFORE you register, which sucks for me. For example, I am about to buy a piece of crap 500 dollar Chevy Cavalier and I need to most basic insurance, I just forget the term for this. I don't want to get a huge big policy for a car that will be driven probably less then 50 miles in it's time that I have it.""
Do you need to pay for insurance if you're using a family car?
Im 16, and am getting my license soon. Do i need to pay the $1500 dollars a month for insurance, or does the family insurance cover me? Im wondering if the insurance is for the person, or the car that the person is driving.""
Small Business Insurance?
I would like to know what is the best resource to help me find health insurance for my small business. Should I just go to an insurance broker or are there organizations (i.e. small business association) that can help me with that? Thanks!!
What would my car insurance run me for this?
Ok.....im 16 years old and just got my license. Ive been driving for about 3 years now. But now im legal to drive on the real road now. I have a 1996 mustang cobra 2d hardtop. All stock except it has flows on it. I dont have the first clue on what to do on insurance cuz my family doesnt have car insurance cuz they are crazy people who dont belive in that crap....thats what they say......but if anyone out there is a insurance agent or somthin...maybe you can help me...work with me on this....give me a range on what i could expect to pay with full coverage or just liability....that would be great..... thanks :D
""Since the Federal Govt. will make us buy govt health insurance, can they make us buy a GM?""
Since the Federal Govt. will make us buy govt health insurance, can they make us buy a GM?""
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Movie Review - THE Karate Kid - PART 2!
This is the second movie in the Karate Kid action series.  I'm starting with part two because that's what was on last night after I had finished drinking my one-hundreth beer of the day.
So, there's this kid (man?) named Daniel Larusso who used to be really bad at karate until he got pretty good at it and beat Johnny Lawrence and the way cool Cobra Kai team in the All-Valley Karate tournament.  Johnny only makes a brief appearance in this movie when he gets killed by his old karate coach at the beginning.  Daniel is played by Ralph Machio who you probably remember from your collection of Tiger Beat magazine covers.  While Ralph is a total heartthrob, his character Daniel is LAME. AS. SHIT.  Seriously, Daniel Larusso is probably the worst kid ever.  He whines constantly and acts like a little bitch, but somehow still manages to date questionably attractive girls and win karate fights on the reg.  Another super lame thing about Daniel is his mom who is literally the worst.  His mom is really terrible and I just cant even...   
The movie starts just after Daniel defeats Johnny in the big fight.  Daniel walks out to the parking lot where his teacher, Mr. Miyagi, is bitching about being hungry.  Before they can go celebrate at Bennigans (because you just know that's where they're going), Miyagi has to fight the leader of the Cobra Kai because he just broke Johnny Lawrence's neck as retribution for losing to lame ass Daniel.  So then, I guess they go to Bennigans to eat.   
The next scene starts when Mr. Miyagi is at his house trying to catch a fly with chopsticks.  By the way, is this not the dumbest activity ever? So, Miyagi actually catches a fly and is super proud of himself when Daniel rolls up in his car that is on fire.  Daniel has just come from his school prom and his wearing the same tuxedo that Jeff Daniels wore in Dumb and Dumber.  This movie was made in 1986 and I'm pretty sure that nobody was still wearing these terrible tuxedos, but I guess the costume designer decided not to give a shit about historical accuracy that day.  Anyway, Daniel is all pissed because his girlfriend, Elizabeth Shue (sometimes hot), dumped him for some other guy who probably wasn’t nearly as insufferable as Daniel.  I guess she left Daniel on prom night which is a total player move.  So, Daniel is pissed and Miyagi is all like "You always come over here and bitch about shit.  The only way to feel better is to help me build stuff in my backyard."  So Daniel learns how to hold a hammer and then he feels better.         
Daniel is getting ready to go to college when Miyagi finds out that he has to go to Okinawa, Japan because his dad died.  Daniel says "I'm going with you because I just know that I'm going to get bullied in college".  So now they go to Japan and on the plane Daniel reads a book about Okinawa because that's just how damn awful he is.  When they get there, they get picked up at the airport and driven to meet Miyagi's best friend in a  warehouse.  Miyagi's friend's name is Sato and he actually hates Miyagi because they used to try to date the same girl.  Sato is way rich and pretty much owns Okinawa. Sato tells Miyagi that while he's in town they are going to fight to the death because I guess that's a thing there.  After Miyagi says no to the death match, he and Daniel go to Miyagi's dad's house and there we get to meet some Japanese people.  I forgot to mention earlier that Sato has a nephew named Chozen which is a totally dumb name.  It's obvious that Chozen is going to be a main villain in this movie because he acts pretty tough and intimidates Daniel greatly.         
So, Daniel wakes up the next day and finds Miyagi sitting in the family dojo.  There's a bunch of spears and shit on the walls and Daniel probably wishes that he had some weapons like that.  Now Daniel and Miyagi walk around the village and Miyagi tells him that the secret to karate is learning how to play with this weird looking hand drum.  Just in case you weren't clear on how dumb Daniel is, when Miyagi tells him about the drum, Daniel's all like "Oh yeah, I totally get how that would make me good at fighting".  Terrible.  Anyway, Daniel is now walking down the street when he sees Chozen selling carrots to the villagers.  They are paying for the carrots with what look like ancient caveman money, which Jesus, they had actual money in 1986 so stop making us think that this is some feudal village.  Daniel thinks that Chozen is ripping people off with the caveman money, which is such a boss move, and he totally calls him out.  Chozen is super pissed about this and calls Daniel an asshole.  Now the rivalry is on and I cannot wait to watch Daniel get beat up so hard.          
Later on, Daniel is cruising around downtown looking dumb as usual and he walks into a bar where a bunch of guys are punching sheets of ice for bets.  Daniel, in his terrible whiny way, tells everyone that he can break all the ice because he knows karate.  Just as he's about to totally embarrass himself, Chozen shows up and is like "I got six hundo on the ice".  Daniel, complains that he doesn’t have that much money, but then Miyagi walks in and says he'll cover the bet.  Then Daniel breaks all the ice because he prays and asks Jesus to make him not lame for just this one time.  Now Chozen is way pissed off because he lost.  Later on, Daniel is getting ready to hit the town with this girl he met and Miyagi tells him that if he gets into a fight (because Miyagi knows that Daniel gets the shit beat out of him everywhere he goes), hit the other guy in the balls.  Solid advice.  So, Daniel is 50's dancing with the Japanese girl, which, why is everything in this place about 3 decades behind the rest of the world?  When they get done dancing, Chozen rolls in to take his money back from Daniel.  Daniel, hits him in the balls and keeps his money.  Later that night, Chozen shows up at the Miyagi house with his gang and they vandalize the dojo with spears.  They also break a bunch of potted plants for some reason.  Daniel walks outside and then gets beat up a bunch before Miyagi comes over and rescues him as usual.  Overall this fight scene was pretty terrible.         
The next day, Daniel and his new Japanese girlfriend get married by doing some stupid tea drinking ceremony.  When they get finished, Daniel puts on a Peter Cetera song and gets ready to make it with his new wife.  Just as they start to get naked, they hear a gong go off which means that a tornado has touched down.  They run back to the village and go into a bomb shelter with everyone else.  Chozen comes to the shelter too and says that is uncle Sato is dead because he got hit by the tornado.  Miyagi goes to look for Sato and finds him, alive, trapped underneath a log.  Miyagi rares back to chop the log in two when Sato, in possibly the best line of the movie, yells out "I knew you were a bitch-faced coward. I'm trapped and you're going to chop my face off!".  Miyagi, of course, just chops the log and then drags Sato to the shelter.  Then, Daniel sees that a little girl is on top of a telephone pole for some reason and is about to get tornado-crushed.  He runs out to save her and all the villagers think he's so awesome for this, but we all know that he's still just lame-ass Daniel.  Now Sato is way thankful that Miyagi saved his life using karate on that tree so he says that the village can have a dance at this castle that he owns.   
At the castle dance, everyone is smiling way too much and drinking alcohol out of the same jug that just gets passed around.  Then, Daniel's new Japanese wife says she wants to do a solo dance.  So, she's dancing for everybody when Chozen shows up and does some serious butterfly knife tricks right before he threatens to stab her.  Daniel wants to do something but he is so scared.  Finally, Chozen tells Daniel that they will have to fight to the death because of that time he cheated the villagers on those carrots and also because Daniel punched him in the balls that other time.  Daniel knows that he's about to get karate-killed.  You may be asking why Miyagi is going to let Daniel go get his face kicked off.  The answer is that Miyagi hates Daniel just as much as everyone else does.  So, Daniel and Chozen start to battle.  At first, Daniel thinks he's going to win by doing this incredibly stupid kick that worked on Johnny in part one.  Chozen is all like "You are fucking terrible at karate and that is the dumbest kick move I've ever seen".  Then he beats the shit out of Daniel for like five minutes.  Just as Daniel is about to die, Myiagi and all the villagers pull out those stupid drums that make people good at karate.  Now Daniel starts to win the fight.  Eventually, and much to our dismay, Daniel has Chozen on the ground.  Daniel asks him if he wants to live or die and Chozen chooses die because he'd otherwise have to go through life knowing that he got totally owned by the worst person ever.  Instead of putting him out of his misery, Daniel honks his nose and then leaves.  I'll say that again, HE. HONKS. HIS. DAMN. NOSE.  This is literally the dumbest finishing move ever.         
So that's it.  Somehow Daniel beat up a far superior man again.  There is no doubt that Daniel will continue to be terrible forever.
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