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#mostly los but still. i love my boys still very much <3
dooodle-bug · 2 years
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origami king doodles n stuff
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genericpuff · 2 months
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How long do you plan making rekindled? I loved Lo at some point, But now I cant get enough of your version!! And I wanted to know how did you come up with the darker back stories for Rekindled?
I have a semi-detailed skeleton of the plot with basically every story beat planned out, but I can't definitively say how long it will be as I haven't actually scripted every single episode out yet.
Not to mention a lot of the time my scripts will change from their original versions, by the time I get to an episode I've planned ahead for I've either thought of new ways to do it or don't like how it's paced so I change it. Case in point, there was a specific scene I had planned for the next episode and then wound up not liking the pacing because it was too fast so I moved it to several episodes away and restructured everything on the fly, took a whole new text document and scrapping sketches to figure shit out LOL I actually do have up until Episode 70ish scripted out in my documents with like, actual notes and dialogue for each episode, but I already have sooo many of those crossed out now because of how much I've had to tweak and change as time has gone on. This is why I plan ahead well in advance though, so that if I do need to make those changes, I can make them long before the episodes are even due to be drawn (and believe me, they get changed during the sketching phases too LOL).
What I can confirm for certain is that the current 'arc' we're in right now is definitely the bulk of the story. And that's not to say there isn't any content afterwards, more like the pacing just gets completely turned on its head in the last 30-40% of it where shit gets N U T S and just can't go back to the same energy that it was in the beginning. Without spoiling, there's a certain 'turning point' in the plot and everything after it isn't quite as long as the stint of story we're in now. This is mostly because the arc we're currently in is still establishing a bunch of stuff like the Underworld Corp, Persephone's schooling, etc. and once that turning point hits, it's basically all character development and focusing on the consequences of everything setup in the first arc.
I guess if I had to illustrate it, the story progression in the end will look something like this?
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It's basically just this slow and chill climb that, once it hits that sharp peak, doesn't ever return to normal levels LMAO So I guess enjoy this part of the story while you can because it's the chillest it'll ever be w(°o°)w And boy, I am EXCITED for that peak, but we have a long way to go before we get there. As for how long, well, I'm hoping I'll be able to have Rekindled's story wrapped up in the next 2 years, tops. Just depends on how the update schedule goes, and assuming the plans I have put down for the plotting don't change in any major way. I don't have as much of the latter half of the story actually scripted out yet so for all I know it could wind up being way longer than anticipated, but right now I have a pretty good sense of how the story beats will play out in relation to each other.
So it's kind of a wait and see thing, at least until I have every episode scripted out, and even then I won't be 100% sure because things are always being tweaked and fixed and changed on the fly! I'm guessing it won't go much longer than 170 episodes, give or take, but that's a very very VERY rough estimate.
Regardless, Rekindled still has a lot more story to tell, and I'm hoping y'all enjoy the ride with me <3
As for the darker backstories, y'all don't even know yet. Like... I've got stuff planned. Stuff that even Banshriek (my BG assistant) doesn't know about. Stuff that I keep buried very deep in Rekindled's episode documents that won't see the light of day until they have to be ripped out of the deep dark trenches of the characters' own buried secrets, and by that point, the toothpaste will be out of the tube, there will be no going back. So, again... enjoy it while it lasts. Because I don't pull my punches. And maybe even you won't be able to look at me the same way again once the final blow has been dealt.
Sleep well.
:)
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euphoricsunflowers · 2 years
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what’s on your mind? - jww
a/n: based off of this text post. this is part 3, part 1 and part 2 here.
content: kinda sub!wonwoo (reader mostly leads), coworker!wonwoo, fem!reader, sexy glasses-wearing man ww, very soft and they are both in love with each other, lots of touching, kissing, scent kink stuff, lil bit of begging, hickeys obviously, mentions of oral sex (reader receiving), lil possessiveness and jealousy for flavor, they get interrupted by the pizza delivery boy, idek what sex position is going on so don’t ask, reader does wear his clothes but there are no implications that he’s bigger or taller, if you like this pls let me know i crave ur validation <3
disclaimer: don’t fuck your coworkers <3
even though he left after you, he makes it to his apartment without word that you’re there yet. he needed to tidy up anyway, so it worked out perfectly. he sees your car pull in after a few minutes, but he waits until you’re at the door instead of going outside to meet you. not that he has anything to hide because he’s single, but there’s something weird about you both being out together in broad daylight.
when he opens the door and lets you in, your freshly applied perfume his him more than usual. that signature scent already had him wrapped around your finger, but it’s never that strong. he’s already getting distracted.
he helps you take off your coat, laying it on the couch as you watch him closely. his eyes meet yours cautiously, “what’s on your mind?” he asks, a bit awkward.
“you,” you murmur offhandedly, and he blushes a little bit, even if he expected the answer, “what about you? what’s on your mind, wonwoo?”
he can’t help wanting to be closer, so he takes a couple steps so that your bodies are pressed up to each other, still some room to breath but it’s dwindling. he holds you by the waist as he says his answer, looking down at nothing in particular, “you as well.”
“yeah? what about me?” you ask, resting your hands on his shoulders neutrally, almost like you don’t know what you want to do with them yet.
“your perfume,” he answers, inhaling right after. you can feel him shudder on the exhale like it’s the most erotic turn-on ever. even just smelling that scent has him hard. he probably shouldn’t even tell you for fear that you’ll use this power against him, but he’s not thinking too rationally, “your lips, your…” he doesn’t finish talking, instead giving into the burning urge to kiss you.
once the kiss starts getting intense, he pulls away to take his glasses off, setting them on the counter before going back for more with twice the energy and passion. wonwoo has never been this intense, and it leaves you wondering how strung up you must have got him.
you instinctively move your hands to his hair, your fingers running through it wildly as you kiss him; it’s not as much fun as leaving him to look like a wild mess while still clocked in, but he looks in the blurry reflection of the tv and his hair is already going in like five different directions. he can’t stop this.
you pull away to look at him, and he opens his eyes to look back, “what’s wrong?” he asks.
“nothing, it’s just…” your thumb brushes his cheek soothingly, but he wonders if you do it to self-soothe too, “are we sure we want to do this?”
“can i be honest with you?” he asks, knowing you’ll say yes but still asking permission. you nod, and so he continues, “i have never been more sure of something in my life. i need you so much, baby,” his words at the end sound like a whine, almost like a cry for help, “i need you so, so bad,” he repeats.
“shh,” you whisper in his ear as you guide his head down to rest on your shoulder, “i’ll take such good care of you, good care of us,” your hands rub down his back, sliding into his pockets as you two hold each other, “haven’t i all this time?”
“yes, of course you have,” he murmurs, playing with the hem of your shirt, lowering his voice even more to say one last, “i need you.”
“where’s your bedroom, baby?” you say, and he lifts his head up to look, pointing before grabbing your hand and pulling you towards it.
you shut the door as you both enter, “what do you want, baby? what can i do for you?” you ask, pulling him closer, brushing his hair out of his eyes. he’s so charmingly soft in everything he is and does.
“can you take off your shirt?” he asks awkwardly, cringing at his own his words after he hears them too. he wouldn’t be this inept if he wasn’t so enamored with you.
“do you want to take it off me?” you ask him so sweetly. his hands shake involuntarily as he undoes each and every button, so slowly but it’s so sweet and intimate and he’s so pretty when he’s focused. he pulls it back and down your shoulders, laying it out nicely on a chair so it doesn’t get wrinkled; such a sweetie he is, “your turn, baby. you gotta take your shirt off, too. don’t be shy.”
he’s not really shy, but when he takes it off, he’s hyper-focused on your reaction. he notices the way your gaze changes, but you suddenly look hungrier; like you could eat him alive. it’s kinda hot, he’ll admit. you come closer to him with hands roaming all over his chest and abs and neck and he thinks he could faint if he doesn’t keep a grip on himself.
“you want me to touch you properly, don’t you, baby?” you ask, his whine more than enough of a response, “just say please, angel. i know exactly what you want. just say it, gotta hear you say it.”
“please,” he groans, your hand feeling him up over his slacks before unbuckling his belt and helping him shrug them off. you pull at the waistband of his underwear before reaching your hand underneath them. he moans so pretty with your hand on him, finally helping him instead of just teasing.
but you’re a tease at heart, so of course your lips still find his neck, still kiss and bite and leave bruises wherever they traverse while your hand works his underwear down just enough to let his cock out, getting him worked up and ready for what’s about to happen.
he notices the mirror on his wall. even if he can’t see perfectly, he looks so wrecked already. something about his messed up hair gives him away, not to mention his cheeks are bright red and he’s moaning like he’s in heat already. so desperate in just a few minutes.
you’re not much different, already so riled up from working him up and the amount to which just watching him turns you on is incredible. he’s a sight to behold for sure, but maybe that’s not the intended way. he’s still so fuckable regardless.
you both stop when you hear a noise.
his doorbell.
“oh my god it’s the fucking pizza i ordered,” you groan, “give me a t-shirt real quick.” he searches around for the closest one, tossing it to you as soon as he finds one. it’s one of his favorites, and the way it looks on you in the 2 seconds he got to see before you ran out of his bedroom has him dizzy. it’s oversized on him anyway, so it’s not like there’s much a difference in fit, but it’s just something about you wearing something of his.
he sits on his bed with his underwear at his feet, dick out and everything because he’s assuming you’ll just resume when you get back. he catches another glance at himself in the mirror, marveling at the various healing and recently forming brusies on his neck and chest while he faintly hears your voice in the background talking to some guy.
the second he feels a semblance of jealously in his heart, he knows he’s fucked before you even get back.
“i’m sorry, babe,” you murmur, slowly shutting his bedroom door, “i left the box on the table whenever we’re ready for it. sorry for the interruption.”
“don’t be sorry,” he whispers back, pulling you by the arm closer to him, holding you close. his sudden clinginess is startling, but not unwelcome, “you look so pretty.”
you get on the bed with him, sitting in his lap, feeling his hardness underneath you, “it’s the shirt, isn’t it?” you ask, like you could read his mind. his face makes you giggle, “you wanted to be exclusive even when we weren’t fucking. you’re possessive, baby, it’s okay.”
“i can’t help it,” he groans as you grind against him, teasing in the best way possible, “i like you too much. couldn’t stand the thought of someone else having you.”
“so i caved and gave you what you wanted. aren’t i so nice?” you say as you move off him, his eyes watching you hungrily while you undress, “with no one to fuck for months on end, guess i became a little irrational. you’ll fix that problem for me, won’t you?”
“i’ll do whatever you want me to,” he murmurs as you fall back into his arms, naked just as he is. he falls back against the bed, taking you with him.
you kiss his collarbone, using the tip of your finger to write out your initials on his shoulder. a little mark of you that only his body will remember, “my pussy is tired of waiting for you, baby.”
that’s his cue to get on with it; enough teasing each other. he notices how wet you are at this point. you really weren’t lying. it makes him smile when he feels it between his fingers. he can feel impatience radiating off of you, and he doesn’t have the self control to do anything but exactly what you want.
his cock slides in easily but still a little snugly, and he waits a second before rocking his hips up. the angle is somewhat awkward, but you look like you’re having a good time so he’ll deal with it. he’s strong enough.
you keep pressing kisses to his neck, but they’re much less controlled and a bit sloppy now. you keep whispering into his ear, praises that he loves or dirty talk that makes him blush, “such a good boy. always treating me so good. so good to me.”
his breaths are shaky as he gets closer. it’s so obvious he’s getting close, but he tries to hold back because he’ll get flustered if you’re not even halfway there yet, which he assumes you’re not.
“baby,” he says to get your attention. it feels like a whimper and a cry for help, “i can’t hold back much longer. you feel so good- oh my god,” his facial expressions say it all, “please don’t be upset.”
“that’s okay, you can cum.”
“i’ll make you feel so good after, i promise- i’ll-” his eyes shut as his sentence cuts off suddenly. you can feel his body tense up, all his muscles and all at once. you continue moving your hips as his movements still, helping him ride out the orgasm a little bit. he holds his breath for a few seconds before breathing incredibly heavy like he was just working out. you swear his never held your hips this tight in your entire time together; it’s like he’s holding on for dear life.
you give him a second to lay there and catch his breath, watching him with a smile. he follows through with his promise to make you finish. he’s so weirdly good at giving head for someone with little skill. must be a god-given talent.
as he sits at the counter in his kitchen with you, eating pizza while you go on a rant about something work related, he can’t help but like you just a little more. you’re wearing his clothes now because apparently you’re sleeping over, but he’s fine with it; he likes how you look in his clothes and in his bed. you look like you’re his, and his heart swells just a little bit.
“what’s on your mind?” you ask as you take a bite. there’s no other answer but you.
maybe tonight wasn’t the night to talk about love. letting the feelings just slightly hang in the air instead may be for the best. he knows you have a lot on your plate, and he has to take a backseat until you can get your life back together with work being so overwhelming right now.
but you’re still here for tonight. and if this is all he can have tonight, he’ll take it (and just hope you’re down for round 2 after the pizza energy boost. and then maybe round 3).
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heyy, could u write a charles xavier with the fluff prompts 3 and 4????
CHARLES XAVIER my best boi yas!!!!!!!!!! Hope you’re like this one <3
#“The kitchen is on fire”
Charles Xavier x fem!reader
Word count: 1.3k
Warnings: None //ignore typos pls it’s 3 am
An: AH sorry if this took so long I procrastinate a lot to complete requests
X mansion was rather quieter so Sundays given there weren’t any classes and the students mostly preferred to go out. But Charles heard laughter and loud conversations coming from the kitchen area as he walked past the hallway. Strange.
He went to see what caused this prattling and was surprised to see an entire class present in the kitchen, not cooking or eating. It was as if they were working on something in the kitchen. As he walked further, none of the students or y/n their professor yet took a notice of him.
“And what is going on in here?” Charles announced calmly hoping to get in on whatever everyone was up to. Most of them seemed to have fun it could be something quite interesting. As he announced his presence everyone stopped to look at him, shocked. It felt as if his presence was dreaded with the looks everyone shared amongst themselves in only a moment. The very next sound was a glass shattering on the ground. It sounded like a glass but with the volume scattered on the floor didn’t seem like it.
What is actually going on in here. Charles walked in further to see the little bit of kitchen that was left amongst a colossal mess. “No! You were getting so close with that!” Y/n exclaimed helping pick up the glass like material scattered on the floor completely ignoring Charles’ question. He simply stared around the entire kitchen so puzzled given just a few hours ago the kitchen was perfectly fine how could all of them have caused this battleground situation in just a few hours? “What is all this?!” He asked again slightly impatient now.
All of the students started answering him altogether and the chatter was so unclear on top of which everyone’s answers varied vastly. “Class!” He spoke over them stopping the incoherent chatter “All of you out! Now!” He announced as everyone let out a dejected sigh, “Everyone back to your rooms!” Y/n added with a calmer tone than Charles attempting to leave alongside the crowd of her class.
“No no y/n you wait.” Charles said as she cursed under her breath. She was aware she was partly responsible for the mess but did not wish to explain it right now. Maybe delay it as much as she could.
“Care to explain why the kitchen looks like a mass mutation outburst?” He asked subtly, the further he looked at the kitchen the worse it got.
“What? No I’m not sure if it looks that bad!” Y/n tried to laugh after her sentence hoping Charles would take it in a light matter. He did not. He just looked at her more confused.
“Love there is a literal plant growing out of the oven.” He pointed at the oven as y/n looked back, knowing it was there she liked taking as much time as it did until she would have to explain all of it to him.
“Oh yes that is a plant hmm-“ she hummed and looked back at him “Well I guess sometimes some lab experiments need more than a lab!” She joked again. Charles still didn’t find it funny.
“What science experiment brought upon all…” he looked around not sure what in the entire kitchen was the worst messed with “this. How was there even a class on a Sunday?”
“Are you accusing me as a professor to have been teaching supposedly vile and deranged things do my class?” Y/n tried using the reverse card on Charles given the joking didn’t work.
“Yes. Yes I am.” He agreed. Professor Charles was so much more uptight than him as a boyfriend y/n thought.
“I cant believe you would think that—“
“Wait is that smoke?” Charles interrupted her midway. Y/n knew it was smoke being a result of what they’d put on the stove.
“No?” Y/n said without even turning back to cross check it. She was so sure something was on fire.
“The kitchen is on fire!” He exclaimed hurriedly looking around for water, surprisingly there was a bucket full was water right by them. He picked it up attempting to throw it on the cabinets beside the oven that caught fire.
“No no don’t throw-“ before y/n could finish her sentence Charles has already showered the bucket on the fire. It put out the fire though.
“Wow I had no idea Gatorade could put out fire?!” Y/n was rather distracted with the fascination on how Gatorade just put out fire.
“That was Gatorade?” Charles, immensely confused, had a hard time understanding why there was a whole bucket filled with Gatorade there. “What were you all really up to? Summoning a demon?”
“Don’t be ridiculous you don’t need Gatorade to summon a demon!” Y/n added that confidently instead of denying a demon wasn’t involved. It wasn’t. She was just more sure with her knowledge. “I told you we were just doing a science experiment!”
“What experiment?!”
“Well-it was more of a class idea as in a class project thing-” y/n hoped he wouldn’t ask any further questions about the experiment.
“That involved lighting the kitchen on fire and a bucket worth of Gatorade?!” Charles was aware with lab experiments going wrong all the time, the students had their difficulties. But the kitchen seemed so offset to even be a lab in the first place.
“Alright fine” she sighed and continued “We wanted to test out if we can wash the dish soap to its most cleanest solvent state and at first it was just a joke-you know to wash a soap it’s a bit funny! But the class got curious and everyone begged me to at least once try as a joke obviously so we ended up here—and at first it was just to boil the dish wash later everyone had their theories how we can clean the soap hence the mutations and well things escalated quite-you can see”
Charles was speechless. It took him a solid minute to process all of that “So you were all trying to wash the dish soap.”
“Yes that was the initial experiment then we just started coming up with new things like lighting ice in fire and see if Gatorade could work as oil and—yeah no all that” she stopped clearing her throat remembering how the following ideas kept getting crazier. It was all meant in a fun spirit with the class on a Sunday and it was fun for the most part-until Charles got involved obviously.
“Most of them were your ideas I take it?” Charles asked not being able to help but smile.
“No. Of course not! I told you it was a class thing” she denied huffing, even though it was her she couldn’t let Charles know that so he could make fun of her for the following days. She liked being playful and fun with the class, Charles often found it too ‘chaotic’
“It was you wasn’t it?” He said as he walked towards her and again she attempted to deny but knew it was of no use.
“Fine-but not all of them!”
He removed the strand of hair from her face “You are incredibly stupid but I love the enthusiasm you have!” He chucked lowly as she gave him a playful shove back only for him to more further and cage her between his arms and the serving platform beside her.
“Just the enthusiasm?” She asked jokingly again as he moved even closer.
“I guess I love you as well.” Charles said and closed the gap between them, brushing his lips onto hers. She smiled into the kiss and wrapped her arms around him.
After a moment she pulled away from the kiss still as close with her arms around him, “Does this mean you’re going to help me clean this up?”
“Oh absolutely not I’m calling the class back again all of you are cleaning this!”
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Have a great day lovelies <3
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waitmyturtles · 9 months
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This is VERY UNLIKE ME, but here's some incredibly fast, EXTREMELY late-night meta on two dramas (Dangerous Romance and I Feel You Linger in the Air) from this TIRED mama, all before Only Friends later today!
(Y'all. I've missed being around this week! Moving and unpacking... I'll tell ya. It gets harder as I get older. Mostly because I/we have more stuff, and the BRAINS I need to figure out where this stuff should go is like, as mentally draining as it is physically draining to open boxes, unpack 'em, go up and down stairs -- damn. I have been COLLAPSING at night. Friends have been sending me meta to read -- @ranchthoughts, I see you, boo! <3 <3 The little peeks and breaks I've been getting have been giving me energy. I'm a little back on my bullshit now, and I can't wait to give Only Friends the full treatment tomorrow. But for now, quick notes!)
1) Dangerous Romance, episode 4: Listen, the friends covered a lot (here, here, and here -- @neuroticbookworm, @lurkingshan, @wen-kexing-apologist, all clowning correctly). WKA also notes that this show was written by Pratchaya Thavornthummarut and Bee Pongsate, two of the three writers of some of the best BLs ever -- Bad Buddy, My School President, Dark Blue Kiss, etc. When Bee and Pratchaya write WITHOUT Au Kornprom, as they did in BBS, MSP, and DBK -- things go a touch awry (cc @chickenstrangers, as we've talked about this before). Bee and Pratchaya, for instance, wrote Vice Versa, which I haven't watched, but I know the fam is mid on. (Remember when Aof Noppharnach had to come in to save 2gether by making Still 2gether? 2gether was written by Bee and Pratchaya -- Aof and Au joined in on the Still 2gether correction.)
ANYWAY, ALL OF THIS IS TO SAY that I should have been smarter about this show when I started in on it. It's directed in part by Lit Phadung, formerly of SOTUS, which is a fine show by nostalgia's standards! But like, not the height of drahmah.
So there's a lot of mid kinda swirling around here, and god, honestly, I'm kicking myself, because I should have been more sus. I should have been more sus!
Perth and Chimon are too good for this show. Not that I hate it! I don't hate the show, per se. It's just -- the first episode was so intense, so very issues-based, as all the dear friends noted, that to swerve towards a SUCH a gloopy romance plot was just... man, even SOTUS was WAY more clear in its plot than DR. (Dudes, I was chatting with @neuroticbookworm while I was watching this, and I was like, LOVE SICK HAD A MORE CONVINCING ROMANCE PACE THAN THIS. LOVE SICK!!!) DR is moving WAY too quickly towards the cheesiest of tropes, without the beef to back it up.
Anyway, from the energy vibes that Perth and Chimon are giving off, they should either 1) be making out by now, and/or 2) doing it by now, because like, WHOA, lots of staring, boys! LOTS of staring. And lemme tell ya, someone's staring at me like that, like in the clurb or something, and I'm like, yep, make-out time, right?! RIGHT?!
I am now officially watching this show, as I noted to @neuroticbookworm, literally to watch all the dear GMMTV celebs in here try to avoid a dumpster fire. (Where the hell is June?!) (At least Marc and Pawin are funny for like, the 10 seconds we see them.)
OH, ALSO?! What's the difference in Sailom becoming a sex worker vs. being bought out as a live-in tutor? Were we supposed to judge Sailom becoming an escort? Are we intentionally ignoring bias in socioeconomic gaps, writers? TOO MUCH TO ASK, TEAM! Too. much. to. ask.
I luv you, Perth and Chimon, I LUV YOU, BUT WHY. ANYWAY. MOVING ON.
2) I haven't written anything about I Feel You Linger in the Air yet because of LIFE (see above), and I was very wibbly about it when I started it, because you, your mother, MY mother, and MY MOTHER'S MOTHER all know about how sus I am on Tee Bundit (but I finally watched Lovely Writer and LOVED IT, so I am a touch less sus).
ANYWAY, thanks to the convincing of @lurkingshan and @neuroticbookworm to look past the slow pace of the first episode as accurate for a historical drama, I kept at it with IFYLITA. And I'm glad I did.
Now this? THIS IS A BL, BABY!
We got sexy typewriter scenes! Drawings of cutie widdle pigwets! Drunk falls! Red cheeks! Reading out loud! POETRY! FLOWERS! ENEMIES AND INTRIGUE! (I'm not happy about the marital rape, but unfortunately, I am thinking that is accurate for the time being portrayed.)
Admittedly -- god, Tee, the episodes are still a little long, my homey. A little long. BUT.
This show, as so many have noted, is just beyond gorgeous. The plumerias. I LOVE Ming and Maey. I LOVE THAT WE MAY HAVE A SAPPHIC SUB-PLOT.
But I also appreciate that only four episodes in, we haven't forgotten that this is a time travel show, in the midst of the budding romance. My thinking on that out-of-body experience on Jom's part was Jom flirting with consciousness after the present-day car crash. But who knows.
I like that Jom is making the connections with those drawings he found in that chest -- and that, lol, he was asking Prik questions about the architecture. Even though Yai's dad seems like a bad dude, I have faith that Tee Bundit is going to keep Nu Surasak going as a good BL dad/dude -- fingers crossed.
I am just -- I am loving where this show is going to go. The house is worried about Yai. I like the way the scent about Yai's preferences is a lot more muted in 1920s Thailand than it would be as set in the present-day. I just think that's totally accurate for what I would call an "old-fashioned" Asian perspective now. I'm very intrigued to see how a historical drama like this will wrestle with homophobia, as this is my first period BL, and -- I'm just excited to see where it'll go.
The acting is GREAT, the pace of the romance is GREAT, the pace of the filming is still slow, but I can't believe I'm saying this -- I'll continue to forgive it for now. Tee, please, PLEASE don't fail us, because you have something GREAT going on here. Yai, head over HEEEELLLLSSS for Jom, is just -- it's a wonder to see, and I am fully on this roller coaster palanquin ride.
(Also, hey, TWO DRAMAS where dudes were PAID to live with their crushes. K!)
(Oh, also, definitely, next time I'm at a clurb, in like, 20 years, I am definitely ordering an URN of liquor with a ladle. Like a baijiu urn. Fuck yeah. What a LOOK.)
(Okay, that's it, good night, see you for Only Friends!)
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absolutebl · 2 years
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This Week in BL - P’ABL Versus The Hotel Wifi
(spoiler, I lost)
Oct 2022 Wk 2
Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs. Organized by which ones (in each category) I’m enjoying the most.
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Ongoing Series - Thai
The Eclipse (Fri YT) 10 of 12 - Neo is so damn good in this role. But the plot is starting to drag. I don't think this show will hold up to a binge watch. But Akk & Aye really are a killer couple. Akk caught himself a live one. I didn’t even mind the wifey talk. 
My Only 12% (Fri iQIYI) 10 of 14 - Cake being back and jealous as fuck and totally into Eiw is way better and more satisfying than I thought it would be. Santa is good in this role. These 2 define codependency and it’s a little worrying, but Cake’s unalloyed joy at being with Eiw and just looking at him again is the warmest I’ve felt since the final ep of DNA Say Love You. This is a greta little show. 
Ai Long Nhai (Mon iQIYI) 3 of 10 - It is a perfectly serviceable little pulp, it’s hitting all the tropes, but was a bit dull this ep (plus a bit crass and theres the stalker thing). I don’t really have a lot to say about it. Ai does switch from mueng to ter after kissing Nahi - that was cute! 
Ghost Host, Ghost House (Weds YouTube) 2 of 8 - I still hold that the lead couple is nice but not sure about anything else. 
Remember Me (Sun Gaga) 1 of 8 - I don’t know what it is about a voice over + Thailand but it never works well, it’s always jaw-clenchingly cliché. I don’t know if it’s the way the script is written or the limited capacity of those captioning it, but it’s never as poetic as it’s trying to be. It’s like a poem written by a middle schooler who thinks they’re very deep. This is one of those situations where the Gaga interface is failing me, because I need the skip ahead button and not the 1.5 speed (although I’m using it). Look, I’m really not into 90s nostalgia. All that said, and despite the fact that this was mostly about a pack of kids running around, which is not my thing, I actually enjoyed this ep. I was hoping to take this one out of rotation because I have too much on at the mo. But I guess it’s staying in. JaFirst = penpals who never meet. ManTitle = sunshine chatty and The Boy Who Never Speaks. Mean = the clownish leader, and random other boy = the token het. 
Big Dragon (Sat Gaga) 2 of 8 - Surprise kink! This is a bunch of rough and angry nonsense, but fun nonsense. Like relationship drama between friends you don’t really like. Things that are meant to be funny, aren’t funny, things that are meant to be tense, aren’t tense, but I’m still watching it. I think that makes me the sucker, tho. 
Work from Heart (Thurs YouTube) 4 of 7 - My Favorite boy with the tattoos makes a reappearance. But mostly this show is just really boring. 
Love in the Air (Thurs iQIYI) 9 of 13 - whatever, Pai: DUMPSTER FIRE TRASH WATCH ALONG HERE. 
Fahlanruk (Sun GaGa) 5 of 12 - And I’m out. This one is a dnf for me. Someone can tell me if the 2nd half is worth it, after it finishes, but I’m not gonna bother to watch it every week anymore. I genuinely don’t like any of the couples and the fujoshi framing is repulsive under the context of a narrative trying to be this authentically gay. I’ve lost all patience. 
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Ongoing Series - Not Thai
Takara-kun and Amagi-kun (Japan GaGa & Viki) 8fin - These 2 were tooth achingly sweet and impossibly lovely. This show was beyond charming: soft, gentle, adorable and packed with cuteness and angst. Did anything actually happen? No. Was there any kind of even attempt at a plot? No. Did I enjoy the hell out of it, anyway? Oh yes. 9/10 TOTALLY RECOMMENDED UNDEMANDING FLUFFY GOODNESS 
Roommates of Poongduck 304 (Korea Thurs Viki) 1 of 8 - I like it a lot. Rich poor. Enemies to lovers. Forced proximity. Pretty boys. What’s not to enjoy? 
My Tooth Your Love (Taiwan Fri Gaga & Viki) 1 of 12 - It’s cute, quirky, well acted, and a bit slow moving. Pretty much what I expected. 
Kabe Koji (Japan Mon Viki) 2 of 10 - Seriously this should be everything I love in the world but Japan has to be overly creepy and stalker about it and now it’s totally borked it for me. Oh well. I’m still watching.
It’s Airing But I’m Not Watching It
War of Y 20 eps - it’s just all too much for me.
My Roommate 32 eps of 2 minutes each + terrible production values? - I’m not bothering.
Oh My Sunshine Night 16 eps (update: 20) - I’m scared it’s gonna be sad, so I’m waiting for spies to tell me it’s safe, so far reported to be quite the soap opera.
To Sir With Love AKA Khun Chai 10 eps (update: 28!) - dito 
2 Moons 3 Thai (Mon ??) 10 eps - I searched for it in a lacklustre manner but couldn’t find it legally anywhere convenient so gave up. I will watch it if it’s easy to do so. 
SELF (Thurs ??) - same again 
Wish Me Luck (Sat ??) - and again
Hard Love Mission (Sat WeTV?) - and again 
I might have a bit of a hunt when I get back, but for now it difficult enough to keep up with the main list. 
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Gossip
I have been seriously considering an UWMA rewatch (as Between Us starts up next month). I’ve never chronicled or properly reviewed UWMA (which is my all time favorite Thai BL). And my understanding of Thai has markedly improved since i last watched it. What do you think? Anyone else interested? 
Japan announced a new Takumi adaptation. I think is is a terrible idea for many reasons. 
Sorry the whole work thing means I haven’t had time to check my usual sources for BL announcements and new releases. Also, you’ll notice very few screen shots. It’s a mad crazy world out there beyond the boundaries of one’s homey high speed internet. 
Next Week Looks Like This:
Look my calendar is a nightmare. It’s all just too much right now, you’ll have to wait tell I get everything sorted. There’s a lot of stuff airing, you should watch what you like and ask me for recs if none of it appeals. 
October 2022 line up is here.
This week’s best moments?
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Finally!
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Those smiles! 
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So many jellies 
(last week)
Current earworm? HYNN's The Story of Us featuring a very familiar face with some of my favorite dimples 
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The Famous Introduction Pinned Post
Hi, Hola! You have found the way!
Not any way tho. Me, Wey. You found me! Hola! Que pedo? Pásale a lo barrido 🧹
(2024 note: I need to update this)
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That hooman that you see there. Si ese! That’s my sona. A pleasure to meet you. (Outfits change often lol) (Also! The formal clothes supposedly gives the hint that I work as a security guard on the game :v)
More about me: I’m a lazy simp artist. *bows with no shame* Yeah, that’s all of my self presentation :3
As you can see, I’m very much currently hyped with The Daycare Attendants. The scrunckly bois ❤️ I don’t have a specific way to draw the bot bois tho.
So in my blog you will find mostly reblogs of them than my own art. But I will try to share more of my doodles and ideas in the future. (Cuz can’t be considered an artist if I don’t do or share shid right? :v)
Besides being on the FNAF SB fandom I’m also interested in Welcome Home, The Arcana, MHA.
All my art is under #wey draws
My main OC’s are under #wiggles and giggles the clown twins (watch their very first Halloween experience #quick doodle , they are cosplaying as Skid and Pump!)
Here their reference sheet: (old reference btw, their shoes are bigger now etc)
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Gremlins dressed up as clowns basically. My babies 💜 (they were born after i got hooked on the game of FNAF SB)
Facts about them:
Both of them are boys. So he/him pronouns to each
3’6ft
Small animatronics that love to entertain families with their clown acts in the Pizzaplex
Their pants have hidden pockets, stuffed with materials and items for their clown acts. Mostly balloons. (Their hats have stuff too)
On birthday parties they always end up covered in cake
Free to roam around where the public is. Need employee permission or escort to go to restricted areas
Often seen in the daycare where there is a lot of kids to play with. Sun doesn’t always enjoy their visit (such troublemakers sometimes)
At night, when the Pizzaplex closes they immediately go to the daycare. To play with Sun and accompany Moon in his patrols (Moon will never admit he appreciates the company)
They can’t be separated. It causes an extreme anxiety for both, especially if it’s forced
Twin telepathy. Normally knowing what the other thinks. Often saying stuff at the same time and finishing each other sentences
They rarely fight with each other
Both love the attention
None of them knows personal space
They either help or create chaos (Both? Excellent partners in crime)
Press their nose, it does honk noises. They also have a feature to make their shoes do funny sounds
Fart jokes (noises) are hilarious for them
They are indeed high intelligent AI’s but they have the knowledge of a child. Teach and treat them like a kid
Can handle a limited amount of water if they get wet. Preferably to avoid it
Their white eyes can turn black with red pupils when turned in security mode. It is only to intimidate intruders and potentially dangerous people. (Can act scary if their target doesn’t normalize)
They have no virus! But that doesn’t mean they can’t obtain it 👁️👁️
Facts of each clown:
Giggles (Gig):
Likes the color blue and sharks
Normally the one who makes troubles (nothing serious, just mischievous child behavior)
Loves to make people smile and laugh but also get in their nerves (depending the person and situation)
Wiggles (Wig):
Likes the color pink and bunnies
The more responsible one of the two but still gets involved in troubles
Loves to make people have fun (specially if it’s done by his clown acts)
In the future I would like to share some ideas of AU’s I have in mind (idk if they are good enough lol) but for now my goal is to finish art projects that are meant for many friends and awesome artists.
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AU’S Que Hice!
Ahoy! Mateys (AU mermay) - The journey of a high spirit kid named Y/N!
Dreaming of becoming a pirate one day!
Sailing the ocean in search of grand treasures and fun adventures with the unbelievable help of two sirens, their best friends!
Who and which said sea creatures seem conflicted with their actions and feelings when it comes to Y/N.
(non-romance just to clarify)
As it’s very known that these two species can never get along.
Will their friendship overcome the stereotypes?
Jump aboard and find out!
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My social skills are terrible very good. I have a messed up social battery, it comes and goes. So is very common to find me active some days and then gone for some weeks (months). But frens, moots feel free to reach me anytime. Bother me. Tag me. Be random. Quick chat or a question. I’m okay with all that. I also like it, feels like I’m not forgotten (I’m not the greatest to initiate the conversation but I will totally respond to whatever I get included on 🫂💞)
As for strangers, people who follows me. (Actual real people and not bots lol) Feel free to send asks. Just don’t expect a genius answer from my part heh. Remain respectful, and yup :)
Thank you for your time and attention until the end if you got this far. *hugs ya and gifts ya a real Mexican taco 🌮* Have a nice day/night! Te quiero güey ❤️
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ryuichirou · 6 months
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Back with more replies! I’ll try to answer some of the shorter ones today… most of them are related to either my previous replies or drawings, but there are also some related to ships in general.
Anonymous asked:
I know y'all have already been spoiled on quite a bit related to book 7, but I hope this won't ruin it any when you decide to go through it. You already know this, but Toboso Yana's storytelling is very high quality and FUN :) fans are focusing on major plot points right now, but even the little details and the way that plot points are presented are very important for the experience!!
Yeah, some of the spoilers are unavoidable, but I’m sure there are a lot of things we still have no idea about, and we’re definitely going to enjoy them tremendously once we’re at that point~ I love how you pointed out that Toboso’s writing is FUN, and I agree with you completely. There is so much to dive into and think about in her stories, not just the major plot points. We’re super looking forward to checking all of it out. This is actually one of the reasons we want to wait until the book 7 is done and we’ve rewatched all of the previous chapters.
Thank you for your understanding <3
Anonymous asked:
eels got some cake &lt;3
(this one and the next one are related to this drawing)
Hehe, they doooo~ big bois
hipsterteller asked:
I saw the new fanart and asked Who did they kill?
Honestly just some guy they needed to take care of~ or a bunch of guys. The negotiations don’t always go as planned…
Anonymous asked:
Personally, i always saw Floyd as a virgin because who in their right mind would want to sleep with him?! (I'm so sorry, Floyd, simps).
Everyone is scared of him, and for a good reason, I mean LOOK at HIM!!
(this one and the next one are related to this post)
Floyd really is terrifying, and people do try to avoid him, and for a good reason indeed! But at the same time Floyd seems to be quite charming and popular?? I don’t know how exactly to describe it, I guess Floyd is the hell ride that you know for sure will kill you, but you can’t help but get drawn to it. Plus Floyd is good at capturing his prey lol
artfulhero-m asked:
I just read those first time headcanons, Sebek x Idia? I didn't even realize that was a ship, what's the context behind it? Also how much do you ship it cause now I need to know more about what you think about the ship lol.
Oh we ship them quite strongly~ They’re kind of one of our favourite dynamics: a strict and rules-obsessed loud musclebrain + a snarky cynical little troll who is physically weak but know exactly what to say to get on the first guy’s nerves. It’s very specific I know lol
These two got to interact during the Glorious Masquerade and the Harveston events! I feel like every time they interact they end up pissing each other off, because Sebek really doesn’t like Idia’s attitude (he’s WHINY and he’s UNWORTHY he just CAN’T HAVE the same position as MALLEUS!) and Idia gets defensive and starts making fun of Sebek for being loud, self-righteous and not very smart.
We have a whole tag with replies and drawings of them, and even one hc post. So if you haven’t seen it, feel free to check it out!
Anonymous asked:
Catching up on old asks and realizing that I am a little pervert who’d like to see the (genderswapped) cast in their underwear bc they are too pretty (and also because I am thinking that Epel’s whole bra closet is all cute apple themes)
(this one is related to this post)
Awww, Epel really would have cute apple-themed underwear! I haven’t thought much about patterns and designs for all the girls, but I would really love to draw all of them one day… I’ll draw some if we’re lucky 💪😔
I’m very happy you like the idea and enjoyed the post!
Anonymous asked:
TBH the condom post was kinda funny. I like how it basically boils down to: Yea, they all mostly know they should be wearing them, but they're all a bunch of kinky fucks so no one really does
Thank you, Anon!! I’m glad you find it funny lol
They really are a bunch of kinky fucks… they shouldn’t be allowed to have sex at all :(
Anonymous asked:
Hello fuck boy
If I’m not mistaken, we got this ask just after posting the Judar sketch yesterday…
And if it’s not directed at him, then oh hi! :3
Anonymous asked:
have u played bg3
Nope, we haven’t.
Anonymous asked:
Have you guys seen or played through Death Plate on itch. io?
It's a nice small RPG game and I am absolutely obsessed with it
We haven’t seen it, but it looks quite interesting!
Thank you for your recommendation, Anon <3
blackbutlerfandomnerddomain asked:
Okay weird ship take: Riddle and Ortho
It’s a fun one! We aren’t super into it, but their interactions during the Halloween event were pretty sweet. Ortho seems to understand how Riddle’s psyche work surprisingly nicely + I really want them to hang around at some puzzle/quest thing lol
Anonymous asked:
Ooohh, Seberollo sounds real fun! Maybe Rollo would try to get Sebek to embrace his magicless human side. I think that if he knew about his father's circumstances, he would feel the same pitying concern that he showed when Yuu told him that they got used to all the magic nonsense. Of course, this would only annoy Sebek more and more.
Or maybe they could bond over their shared distrust of goats. Curse you, twst fandom, for getting me invested in all these cool rarepairs!
You made such a good point, Anon; Sebek really is special in a way! He could stay as magicless as his dad, but he acts so loud and obnoxious about being a fae and worshipping Malleus Draconia of all people… he’s clearly misguided. But I feel like even if Rollo had this idea of making Sebek reconsider his own identity and being, he would change his mind the moment he sees Sebek again. He is so… so insufferable, it’s not worth it….
They could bond over their distrust of goats though, it would be so funny and almost cute. That one goat has made two mortal enemies lol
Anonymous asked:
Vil being Idia's inlaw? Yeah, this is worst than their time in school.
MUCH worse. I feel like even if Vil wasn’t Idia’s inlaw, he would still be surprisingly present in his and Ortho’s life, but if they’re legit family? Be ready for nagging, Idia, he WILL make your life better whether you want it or not.
Anonymous asked:
Ace and Riddle would have the most fucking embarassing crushes on each other thinking they're good at hiding it... NEWS FLASH ASSHOLES. EVERYONE KNOWS. WE KNEW SINCE DAY ONE.
I know right, they’re SO OBVIOUS IT’S ALMOST PAINFUL TO WATCH. LIKE OUCH.
And they would be in denial for so long…
nopekido asked:
Floyd x Riddle headcannon that after having hard, rough smex, Riddle’s ass would be in a lot of pain and he’d have to use something as a walking stick just so he could be able to walk properly. He’d be all shaky and would have his hair be all messed up. He would be able to stand (let alone walk) properly for days (weeks if Floyd’s in heat)
Oh poor Riddle… I feel like I say it every time, but THIS is what his mother meant when she told him not to hang out with other kids! OF COURSE he would get stuck with some horrible bandit whose dick is way too big for Riddle’s tiny butt-
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callsignbaphomet · 3 months
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I can be 100% wrong about this but in my head Jelani and Angelus are super good at fixing stuff (in any AU) and use it as a productive bonding time <3
Oh
My
Gods
No, yeah, you are 100% right about this. I'll try not to word vomit as I usually do lol. Emphasis on try.
In Oracle Angelus is good at a more techy IT sorta approach to fixing things. On top of drawing one of his other favorite things to do is make mods for games he likes to play or games friends or family are playing and want things not already available and will happily help if someone broke a game by incorrectly installing something or wrong placement. Very into jailbreaking phones. He loves to reverse engineer programs. Trevor is currently teaching him all he knows about cars. Also, also, also! Since he's a werewolf he's got "close ties to nature" so like all werewolves he kinda has this...sixth sense about plant life so he or any werewolf for that matter can totally help nurture your plants back to health.
On the other hand given the year and place Jelani was born in yeah he can absolutely fix most anything that's broken in and around the house. His dad and uncle are engineers so whenever he and Loke visit their parents back home he likes to help his dad and uncle with personal or work related projects. His aunt's a vet, back in ye olden times she was the one that tended to cattle, pets and other animals and Jelani was always right there assisting (huge animal lover and nerd. Always said that if he wasn't doing what he does he'd be a zoologist or biologist). When he visits his parents he'll make time to visit his aunt and help her like he used to as a kid. So yeah, he can tend to wounds, illnesses and stuff.
They do go to and rely on each other for things the other knows and can help. Even if one doesn't know what the other is doing they love to watch and help and in Angelus's case ask a million questions.
In Fallout Jelani can take apart, clean, oil and put back together ANY weapon you put in front of him. Any. He can fix any too and has even gone so far as to Frankenstein several weapons to max out their usefulness and deadliness. Gungnir, his anti-material sniper rifle, is a prime example of it. The damn thing is so highly customized that it's almost impossible for anyone else to properly use it. Loke taught him a bit about maintaining and fixing armor, Jela's got the basics down but for the more complicated stuff he goes to Loke. Jela's also been known to modify turrets, traps and other security as well as fixing them whenever they get damaged after attacks. Can fix computers, hack them and even fixed that old pip-boy Loke found.
Given his upbringing and lifestyle Angelus doesn't really know much of anything about fixing or maintaining anything. But he's been learning from Jelani how to clean and maintain weapons. Weapons kind of elude him and he's not too good with guns yet but he's proven to be a fast learner. He also helps Jelani whenever he's about fixing stuff. Angelus quickly learned that Jelani likes to keep himself busy as a form of distraction to avoid shit so he's always on the lookout for dirty, discarded or broken weapons and brings them to him and it's great for both helping Jela and for bonding.
In Skyrim Angelus was pretty much waited on hand and foot. He never had to do much of anything. Why when you have a bunch of servants doing anything and everything? However, his move to Skyrim when he ran away was a shock to the system though he still carries that mentality of "why fix it when you can just buy it again?" His time with Loke, Jelani and Uthorim have turned him around. Mostly. He found that Jelani will at times resurrect plants and flowers that have died in the garden because at times Loke can be very busy with patients. He kinda took a liking to gardening and in a way it feels like he's repaying Lo, Jela and Uth back by keeping the garden plentiful and healthy which is where Lo gets his ingredients and has a bit of a "shrine" for his parents and it helps for when Jela's not home. Since Angelus is the one that stays at home he's stopped being a diva and helps out around the manor keeping it clean and organized.
Jela on the other hand will help him clean but can fix stuff around the manor so they team up to keep things in order as Lo and Uth are the busiest of the four of them. Jela can maintain weapons though not really fix 'em. Being a mercenary and a member of Lady Valerica's court means things get damaged from stabs or slashes and he's learned to fix things which Angelus likes to watch him do and prompts him to ask a million questions.
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risubisu · 1 year
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ok so ranking my faves for season 1 of too hot to handle
rhonda - my girl is BEAUTIFULLLLL like she is just stunning 😭💕 i actually knew from the moment she walked in, i was js like "yeah this girl is going to be my fave fave fave" AND SHE DID BECOME MY FAVE
chloe - tbh most of the time i'm not big on the loud n extroverted girls cos i prefer the quieter and sort of more introspective ones, but chloe is just too lively to not be my fave 😭 she's so invested in the drama and loves being the center of attention and i just love that ab her <3
matthew - out of all the guys, he n dave r my two faves !! the only reason why he's above him is cos we share the same dislike for haley 😒
francesca - ok honestly, the first time she came in, i didn't like her all that much just based on vibes alone :/ i think it was cos when she came in she went straight to the boys n didn't say hi to the girls there (maybe she did and i missed it, idk) BUT i came to love her during the season bc she was so real for everything 😍 i was also so pissed at harry for that little stunt he pulled ugh ++ i hated that thing she tried to pull off w haley n how immature she was at the beginning but fortunately she had her redemption weeee
lydia - since she was a new arrival and came late,, i really did not think she would end up high on my list, but lo and behold !! when she first came in, she was all like "oh whatever f this show idc i'm gonna do what i want" and i was put off by that 😶 but she started interacting w the other girls and she was so open to the workshop and just becoming a better person on the retreat that i could not help but like her 😌
nicole - tbh she didn't do that much, she wasn't the most main character-y person n all, but she also wasn't a hindrance to the group and she was nice w the girls :)
david - OK DAVID SO like in the beginning, i didn't like his intro all that much (i get that he was using his being a british "gentleman", to quote, to his advantage, but it was js kinda cheesy lolsies) but imo he was the most decent man on season 1 of the show 👌🏽 (i don't think he broke bro code at all on that incident w rhonda n sharron) he was giving valid insight and was (i think, idk maybe i'm biased) the least horny guy amongst all of them (plus points in my book)
sharron - right off the bat i did not like him 👍🏽 i can't rmb what it was but i js recall him doing smth to piss rhonda off, and rhonda had a valid response to that, he got pissed at her response and started sulking,,, boy what??) i get that he has love trauma n stuff but rhonda's response ab how if she could do it, then he can was so real, i agree w her 100% on that (if he wants rhonda, he's got to work on it !! he can't expect rhonda to wait for him to heal before they do something, that's neither right nor realistic)
kelz - the whole alpha lion leader of the pack threw me OFF straight away 💀 he kept that mindset for the entirety of the show so he's ending up on this rank. the reason why he's on the middle tho is because he is the only person who actively resisted breaking the rules (mans was right in front of FRANCESCAAAAA and he still managed to stick by the book 😭)
harry - this guy is a dick you cannot change my mind. first, he blamed the kissing incident on francesca when it is so clear that he initiated it 💀 second is when he was having his little argument w fran and she decided to shift her attention to kelz, he was being such a baby ab the whole situation !!!!!! he had the AUDACITYYY to say that kelz was uglier than him ???? his smile holds a trophy over you my guy 😭 both their personalities are questionable, yes, but harry just cannot keep his wee in his pants 💀
bryce - his hairline threw me off and may or may not play a part in why he's on the bottom part of my list ... 😁👍 ok but looks aside, he was kinda nice sometimes. mostly a shallow geezer (the american kind) tho
madison - she just gave me the ick for some reason. i was very happy when she got booted from the show bc she sure as hell did not deserve that equal part of the prize fund
kori - now this man is just icky in all kinds of ways 😬 i mean like,,, the chloe situation ??? f he wanted francesca, why'd he go for chloe ??? he wasn't attracted to her and still gave back n replied to her initiations :/ if you didn't like the girl, you should've told her straight up. you were a complete waste of time for my girl chloe, she did not deserve you at aLL
haley - THIS GIRL IS SOOOOOOO DUMB 💀💀💀💀💀💀 do i need to explain why she is on the bottom of my list ?? 💀💀💀 matthew was so real when he said francesca hired her for the most befitting role of her mindless puppet LMFAOOOO this menace fool didn't even know where australia was like girl what
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cattywompus1 · 1 year
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Food Poisoning and Toxic People
I had a lot of time this morning to reflect over my decisions made throughout the year. Granted, it was around 04:30 with stabbing cramps in my gut as I voided my bowels in the most violently disgusting way we humans can. The night before, I had eaten some venison...which in and of itself can be a lovely experience. It’s delicious, lean, and goes wonderfully with a mushroom leek gravy and some cranberry sauce. No. The problem laid in the fact that it was my friend’s first time cooking a deer that he’d hunted, so he didn’t know that you should never have wild game anything less than well-done for safety concerns. I knew that he was inexperienced, but accepted the plate of venison smothered in the aforementioned gravy. Ravenous as I was, I didn’t notice that the meat was a smidge on the...red...side for about half of my meal. My bad. At this point, I decided to sleuth around in the kitchen to see what I could find. Lo and behold, I found the leg joint that the meat had been carved from...VERY undercooked and rather red, with deep red juices nearly overflowing from the pan. This boy had fucked up. I had fucked up by not checking when I knew that he was new to this. At this point, I should have stopped eating entirely and had a chaser of Pepto Bismol to ease my passage...but no. No, I decided to be stubborn and finish cooking my portion in the microwave. A free lesson to everyone who may eventually read this: While you may cook the meat by doing this, if it’s been sitting out for a long while or if the food was contaminated during the preparation process to begin with prior to cooking, you will still have problems. This is because, while the heat will kill the bacteria, it will do nothing for the toxins the bacteria have already produced, which is what will make you feel ill. I mean, at least the bacteria are dead and are no longer around to make more toxins or wreak havoc on your intestinal flora, but the problem of the toxins still exists. But, yes, I decided to be stubbornly polite and finish my plate and “Of course I’ll have more, it’s delicious!”. So yes. Poor decisions made by past Cattywompus came to bite the then present Cattywompus in the ass...quite literally. This went on for hours. Plenty of time for self hatred and introspection. New Years Resolution: Don’t be so polite you find yourself shitting out half of your digestive tract at the asscrack of dawn. Sounds like a promising resolution. We’ll see how we do. 
So how does this factor in toxic people (see title)? Well, during my introspection upon the porcelain throne, I thought about a toxic friend who I think (hope) has finally gotten the hint that our relationship is over. It was a friendship I’d had for years. Nearly a decade now. Unfortunately, I’m a bit of a pushover and people pleaser (I’ve gotten better! Kind of!), so this relationship mostly consisted of a LOT of give and very little take. A non-exhaustive list includes: always rescheduling around their plans, making time several times a week for 3 hour phone calls (dialed that back quick once pharmacy school started), spending 7/8 of those phone calls just listening and the other 1/8 being picked apart for what I had to say, my opinions never really being taken into account, being picked apart about my appearance (clothes, weight, hair, teeth), always being the one giving rides, always being the one to pay when we went out, being unable to talk about differences in beliefs (they are very much a “my way or the highway” in ALL matters sort of person), etc. So, yeah. It wasn’t pleasant. I spent years weaning them off of me, as a dependence on my presence had formed. I had seen a small part of me in them and tried to help them figure shit out because it would have been great to have that at one point...but now I see that they allowed those aspects of themself to continue onward despite the many opportunities to grow and change. We may have had some similarities...but I had made the effort to learn and adapt and move past the bullshit (perhaps another story for another time, but probably not, lol, it’s a bit too heavy for an online forum). So I’ve let them go. And while the process has been painful and I feel a little guilty, it’s also quite freeing.
As I sat on the toilet this morning, experiencing something that no living being wants to experience, I was hit with a bit of clarity: Getting rid of a toxic person is like dealing with food poisoning. You feel really bad around this person and experience pain and distress. You know that you have to purge them from your life and you know it’s gonna suck ass (heh), but you know that you’ll feel sooooo much better once they’re gone. It’s gonna burn, it’s gonna stink, and it’s gonna be an overall shitty experience (snort)...but you’ll feel so much better once you rehydrate and move on. This time, you’ll be a little bit wiser to the kinds of people that you can’t stomach being around. And you’ll know to not eat fucking undercooked venison, goddamnit.
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xbabybajix · 2 years
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Tokyo Rev Boys at the carne asada ✨ pt.2
Hello everyone! I got this ask from my old acc and decided to post it on my new one here :) pls enjoy this headcanons of the bois and feel free to add your own on here <3 ty for reading!
Ran
•given his personality, Ran is definitely that mellow and friendly type but has a bit of mischief when he has an idea
•if the baby cousins are bothering him he’s definitely the type to mess with them to see them cry
•oh a little kid wants to play? Ran will be like “here gimme that toy, and go get the other one” and once that child is out of sight he just hides the toy at a spot where the kid won’t find it
•acts surprised about it going missing and will freak the kid out until they cry
•rindou is snickering in the back
•the tias are like “porque eres tan malo hijo :() but they just let him do that stuff anyways?? HAHA
•OMG he also always get shit for having braids and long hair AND for having that blonde/black combo
•tias are like “cuando te lo vas a cortar pareces niña” 😭😭😭 pls let ran go against machismo
•not the type to dance, he tends to zone out during parties where there’s people dancing
•also kind of doesn’t eat much?? But when he does he handles spice SUPER WELL and doesn’t flinch
•he’s either the stoner cousin OR he’s the one who hangs around them bc ran likes weed ofc
•if y’all show up together then he’s sticking with you the entire time
•mostly just has his arm around you and listens in on the cousin chisme you’re having and will sometimes chime in with witty remarks
•your fam thinks he’s got a sophisticated vibe and think he’s very chill but really he lowkey a menace
•the only time he will leave ur side is when ur stoner cousins show tho srry bby but once he’s smoked his blunts he’s back and is a bit more cuddly w/ you
Rindou
•when yall show up your tias are always like “porque es tan serio” pls rindou has resting bitch face (he’s still hot though)
•is more subtle about PDA, will basically just be next to you and occasionally have his hand on your back for a brief second
•doesn’t like your fam to see him be a doting bf for some reason? But it’s oki you respect his choices
•when yall arrive and sees you become busy with helping the others, he kind of wanders off to sit somewhere and wait for you
•if he sees someone he knows, he’ll sit by them and talk briefly
•often steals glances at you bc he’s lowkey impatient and just wants you to keep him company
•the type of bf that you have for a while but somehow he’s just not fully comfortable with your fam yet especially if they’re super outgoing and energetic
•no worries about the kids bc they’re scared of rindou
•BUT if a toddler waddles to him, rindou can’t help but mess around with them
•lowkey likes babies and thinks they’re cooler than kids
•if it’s a baby cousin of yours that yall see often he’ll even start baby talking and cradle them on his lap and try to make the baby laugh
•has more fun with the baby than with older family members LOL
•the tias don’t really pester him only when they notice he also doesn’t eat much
•QUIERES OTRO PLATO MIJO?? him: no thank you
•them: AHHH ESTAS MUY FLACO DEJA TE TRAIGO OTRO PLATO OKAY? Him: …fuck I’m so full
•forces himself to eat bc he doesn’t wanna upset your fam
•rindou doesn’t dance but on the off chance he does, it’s always a surprise to others bc he’s actually super good at it and is never off rhythm
•when yall are dancing youre that couple where everyone is like “wow they dance so well I wish I knew how to do that”
•your stoner cousins love rindou for some reason?? It’s like he balances out the group bc your cousins are goofy as hell when they’re high and rindou just watches them for entertainment and even records their shenanigans
•i can see them beinf like “oh shit RINDOU? WHATS UP MY DUDE?” And your bf smiles and gives them that firm handshake that turns to a hug (idk what that’s called lmao but just imagine it)
•when it ends he helps with cleanup and also gives u his jacket in case you get cold
•takes leftovers for Ran
Ahhh this makes me wish rindou was my bf now :((
Kawata Twins
Nahoya:
•the goofy one that everyone absolutely loves
•nothing but fun and games when he’s around the fam
•you know when you have those hangouts and it’s just you and your cousins talking about anything while being in a circle?? That’s what always happens when he goes
•he’s always immediately served food when he shows up with u, it’s cute
•the tias and tios love him, tios mess with his hair and say that it looks like a body sponge 😭😭 it’s so floofy <3
•is the type to be like “AYYYY WHATS GOOD HOMIE” to every cousin and gives them a tight hug
•gets along with everyone and even the more reserved fam members who are there
•kids LOVE him and will literally crawl on him and he just lets them
•10 min in the party and there’s already a kid on his shoulders who’s grabbing his hair and pretending to control Nahoya 🥺
•eats everything that is served to him and will also drink beer and not get drunk ??
•time for shots?? Say less Nahoya will take 2 at the same time just for the attention
•will dance cumbia, banda, and sometimes to norteños w you
•is the type of bf to tease you in front of your cousins- but it’s more about y’alls relationship (he makes sure not to push your buttons lol)
Now I wish he was my cousin 😭
Souya
•similar to rindou he is a bit on the quiet side
•except he indulges the kids when they ask him if he wants to play (bc he would feel awful if he said no)
•also his appetite? EATS A TON he loves tacos de asada and also al pastor pls he can go for about 10 and then some
•is okay with you leaving him there while you help, will mostly be on his phone or will just watch you until you’re done
•he also has really good fashion sense and is the cousin that’s known for the most drip
•when your other cousins talk to him souya does this cute thing where he tries to involve u in the conversation
•like if they ask about what plans he has or if he’s been up to anything he always mentions that you’re there when said thing happens <33
•he adores you so much and will never have a problem coming despite if he feels a bit out of place
•but eventually he always ends up being comfortable with your family bc they think he’s good for you
•is shy about dancing but will dance to one or two songs with u
•lowkey loves tres leches cake, flan, gelatina, or the fruita con crema dish
•is the one who’s carrying all your stuff back to the car when it’s time to leave- he makes sure u don’t lift a finger and will make u wear his sweater too
•when it is clean up time he will help without being asked and is also very attentive to your older family members like your grandparents and great tios n tias
Shinichiro
ohhh man this man right here 😩😩
•I just wanna say that drunk Shin will definitely join your drunk uncles and start to sing those sad love songs SUPER LOUD
•AND WHEN THEY ASK HIM TO DO THE GRITOS HE DOES THEM OMG
•embarrassing but also u record it and he notices and then begins to sing to you
•Shin is kinda light weight so he gets drunk almost every time
•but ur fam just teases him for it
•”ya esta pedo el guey? No aguanta nada”
•loves learning cuss words in Spanish and ur uncles tease him bc of his cute accent
•your aunts love how sweet he is to you and he will always be like “ya we’re gonna go get married and have kids and bring them here for you” and your aunts are like OMG WHEN MAKE BABIES SOON PLS
•is very into pda and doesn’t care if you’re with family, will have his arms around you almost the whole time
•will loveeeee to dance banda with you bc he loves feeling you close to his body
•he kinda sucks at cumbia tho but he tries <3
•will also talk about his bike shop to your uncles and sometimes ends up leaving u at the table 😭😭 pls he doesn’t mean to he just loves talking abt his bikes
•if your uncle makes him look at his car it’s over, Shin is gonna be working on it for free during the party lmao
•your older cousins love him and he’s more of a listener than a talker when he’s around them
•but they like his friendly vibe :3
•Shin also loves the food and will eat a bit of everything, he tries to not pig out so that he has room for the beer and desert 😈
•if yall are talking together in the living room or outside with your cousins, shin is the type to have you sitting on his lap with his arms wrapped around you while listening on the convos
•loves taking pictures of you with the kids or with your cousins
•he’s the one that your younger girl cousins lowkey have a crush on and try to take his attention away from u
•shin thinks they’re being nice but u lowkey know what they’re up to but u snicker anyways bc Shin is literally obsessed with you
•when it’s time to leave, shin will either be drunk and sing songs to you OR he will just follow you around like a lovesick puppy (either is cute imo)
•sorry bby but u gotta drive back home everytime you go out to the cookouts
•he may or may not be getting drunk on purpose just so you can baby him by the end of the night, but u don’t mind it anyways
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Hey! I love your blog omg 😶 there can never be too much of this little rat boy (affectionat, I too am a rat boy 😦)!!!!!
Okay this may be a bit weird? Maybe I’m overthinking everything? Idk? You can say no if you want? But
can you do hcs for Kokichi with an s/o who lo being tickled but is very embarrassed and shy about it? Like they can’t ask for it without getting all blush, they can’t even say the word tickle lmao what a noob (calls myself a noob)
thank you in advance buddy!!!!!!! *high fives through the screen*
kokichi x s/o reader who likes being tickled! <3
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that’s not weird at all! tickling can be a fun bonding experience in my opinion :) l,,and thank you for loving my blog!!! i try my best! and i hope you like this!! *high fives you*
firstly, it’s important to note kokichi loves teasing you! 
yeah he does love teasing most people, but you’re different!
you’re his s/o! he likes seeing you smile and/or get flustered more than anything in the world!
that’s not really an exaggeration either, he really loves you
he wouldn’t be dating you if he didn’t!
 everytime he successfully gets a good reaction out of you, it really makes him genuinely happy!
so he’s always looking for a way to improve his antics and make you smile and/or blush more
of course he’s going to try tickling you!!
that’s like the number one way to make someone laugh!!
but he makes sure you’re okay with touch and all that before he even thinks about trying it
he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable! that would be the exact opposite of what he wants
but once he takes some time and confirms that you��d be okay, he starts setting his plan into place!
he looks up the best ways to tickle someone, the best spots, the best techniques 
he even talks to miu about making a tickling invention! 
yeah he’s taking this very seriously...
but he couldn’t think of himself as any sort of trickster if he didn’t treat this like an expert!
though after a bit of researching, he eventually decides to just tickle you regularly, it’s the first time he’d be tickling you and he doesn’t want to completely overwhelm you
now all he has to do is wait for his time to strike!
and he finds it when one day you two are cuddling, it’s as good of a time as any!
so he slowly starts to move his hands to whatever he thinks your most ticklish spots are...
and then he attacks!!
the first thing he notices is the way your eyes and smile immediately light up 
he finds it so cute!!
his heart literally flutters because you just look so happy! 
it encourages him as he continues, confirming your ticklish spots and doing his best to make you continue laughing 
how can he not?? he thinks your laugh is so nice!
and he teases you a ton when he finishes, wanting to see your smile continue on!
“no way, i cant believe you’re ticklish!!!”
“you’re really too cute y/n! how dare you almost make me die from cuteness overload?!”
from then on, he’s tickling you as much as possible!
he wants to hear your laugh again!
he starts using some of the other techniques he looked up, sometimes he uses feathers, sometimes he tickles you with kisses!!
miu didn’t make him the tickling invention unfortunately :(
but he’s a bit confused, since you really seem to like tickling everytime he does it yet you never ask for it or bring it up...
if you ever want to be tickled, you shouldn’t be afraid to ask for it!
he’d obviously say yes!
“nishishi! you know you can ask me to tickle you right? i want to see my beloved smile!”
yet even after he says that you still don’t ask...
well he has to take matters into his own hands then!
he constantly tries to get you to ask him for tickles!
mostly because he wants you to be comfortable with him enough to ask for things like that...
and also you being flustered is amazing-
“huh? do you want something? something starting with a “t’ maybe?”
“y/n, can we cuddle?? orrrr i could tickle you! but i don’t know...you’ll have to tell me what you want!”
he loves how blushy you get when you admit you want to get tickled!!
and eventually his plan works perfectly, you start becoming more comfortable with asking more often and you two have tickle/cuddle sessions almost every day!
also if you’re up for it you should definitely try tickling kokichi too
he'll deny that he’s ticklish to literally everyone except D.I.C.E. (and they only know because they’ve tickled him before) 
but he’d secretly love for you to tickle him
“w-what? you’re going to tickle me? you can’t tickle a supreme leader!-”
his laugh is really cute too!
thank you for reading !!! and remember kokichi ouma loves you!!💜
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Miraculous Rant
Actually, you know what, while im still mad from the previous post I made, lets go off on a rant. No punches pulled. Lets do this.
The lovesquare is the most terrible ship in this fandom. One girl is a hyper obsessed stalker who tracks her crush with her planner for 3 whole seasons, while the boy couldn’t learn to take a hint and stop flirting for 3 whole seasons until he decided to move on with another girl. Ironically that makes them perfect for eachother, but its in a creepy kind of way, not a loving kind of way.
Adrigami and Lukanette in the S3 Finale were wasted events and never should have occured because they were immediately axed in the first few episodes of the next season. I feel sorry for those that were hoping their ships could be real for at least a short actual while, and it makes me want to curse the writers for their story-boner for the status quo of teases
Despite what I said earlier, none of the girls are good for Adrien. Marinette’s stalkery and a borderline yandere, Kagami’s somewhat controlling and too similar to Adrien help him grow as a person, Chloe is a queen bee beyotch and honestly too much like a sibling to Adrien, and Lila is garbage. Fuck it, have Luka date Adrien and they can play some sweet music together (not like that you pervs, I meant they both play instruments).
Nino needs more love. Not only that, but there needs to be more Adrien/Nino bro moments. If Marinette and Alya can have moments together, why not the bros?
Chloe’s character is a mess, and is neither redeemable, nor notably evil. Her role as a villain in season 1 is very hamfisted, such as in the episodes Mr Pigeon and Kung Food. Not only that, Chloe also lacks any of the qualities that makes a good “bully villain” or rival to Marinette, and her sympathetic moments (which are Written by Sebastien) are mostly overshadowed by the fact that Astruc wants her to be a bully, so it just makes her bipolar and confusing when her character is tugged between two writers.
Chloe should not have joined Hawkmoth in Miracle Queen, see my other post as to why I think so. TLDR, its kinda ooc  for her to go full on 2d villain like Hawkmoth especially after Miraculer, plus Lila was being build up to be the main antagonist of S3
Chloe got kicked from the Team in Miraculer because people know her identity? Fine. Kagami gets to be Ryuko again despite being known to Hawkmoth in Ikari Gozen? Not cool. Ladybug shouldn’t be a hypocrite and be willing to break her own rules just because “Kagami is my friend and Chloe’s not”. Same goes for her breaking the rule with secrect identities with Alya, only for her to go on and on about the rules to Chat when he pries.
Zoe is a bland character who’s only notable trait that she likes Marinette, which automatically makes her worthy of a miraculous after two episodes and no actual development.
Astruc is a petty frick who makes episodes that give the finger to fans of the show that have a different opinion than him. Queen Banana, Miracle Queen, and Reverser are good examples of this (Reverser did Nathaniel dirty).
Master Fu is a shit guardian. Read my post for more.
FRICK THE FEAST EPISODE. Not only did is ruin Fu as character, it ruined all the good theories as to why the order fell, and wasted the idea of a new villain being introduced or even taking over as the main antagonist! Speaking of Feast, despite the sentimonster destroying an order when he wasn’t even big, he still go beat by 2 kids even when he was supersized!
Marinette is not a good Guardian. Her ability to choose heroes does not make her capable, and just because “tradition is stupid” doesnt mean that Marinette shouldn’t be tested like others before her!
Despite the Kwami’s being ancient magical buildings, they seem to act like kids a lot, and that annoys me when in S1 they are supposed to apparently be mentors to their wielders, like how Tikki was before she was mentally de-aged.
Lila is trash and should be removed from the show. The only reasons her lies work is because the writers dumb down every other character in the show and ignore the fact the people have smartphones with google.
The “Miraculous” Ladybug spell should require both Ladybug and Chat Noir to cast, because not only does the power have nothing to do with creation, but it also “destroys” anything created by the akuma, which thematically makes no sense. Also it would place more emphasis on the two heroes being equals and “two halfs of the same coin”
On that note, Ladybug has too many powers. Not only is she the only one who can purify akumas, and can cast a spell that can fix Paris time and time again like its no one’s buisness, but she also now gets a new suit and the ability to nullify Hawkmoth’s akumas. Like COME ON! Give Chat some powers too.
Mayura’s feather’s shouldnt be able to be purified by Ladybug since they have no dark energy, and (thematically speaking) Chat should be given an ability that allows him to “vanquish” the energy in Mayura[’s feathers similar to how Ladybug can purify Hawkmoth���s akumas. At least it would develop a rivalry between Chat and Mayura, and would make Chat necassary against Shadowmoth rather than being replacable with any other hero.
The are too many temporary heroes. They should have just stuck with the 3 heroes from s2 and leave it at that. Sure, new heroes were cool, but the overuse has made the whole hero thing feel less special. It made sense for the first 3 to have them, but now it’s just like Oprah where everyone gets a miraculous. Except Gabe.
Chat Blanc was a stupid reason as to why secret identities cant be revealed, also Chat could have told LB who Hawkmoth once he returned back to normal was and the show would be over.
Hawkmoth should not be Gabriel. Frick the lore about Gabriel’s wife dying and him going evil to get her back, it makes the story feel too much like a star wars/Darth vader reference and leaves Gabriel acting bipolar, flipping from wanting to save his wife and doing this out of necessity to being a power hungry madman wanting to take over the world ( which is said in his canon music video). Having Hawkmoth be his own character means he can be an actual maniac who wants world domination and not just have villanous plot that rely on obtaining magical jewellery (perhaps doing other evil things/taking a more active role), while Gabriel being his own character means he can be a father that has become estranged from his son due to the lose of his S,O, and thus can have a plot about him reuniting with his son (I liked the end seen in Simon says, ok?)
On that same note, I think Mayura shouldn’t have been Nathalie. Considering Hawkmoth’s plans were repetitive as heck for most of the show, when I heard about the Mayura leaks back in Season 2 (when she was called “le Paon”) I was theorising that Mayura would actually being Hawkmoth’s boss, the villain the was responsible for giving him his Miraculous and the one who destroyed the Order of the Miraculous, and would take over as the main villain in season 3 due to Hawkmoth’s failures. However, that turned out not to be the case.
Not only that, but Mayuras power is a copy paste power with some modifications to make it complement Hawkmoth’s power, by basically giving his akuma’s magic pokemon.
Speaking of Hawkmoth’s power, for a miraculous that is supposed to be used for good, how can his power mind control people and make them become evil? More importantly, for a miraculous that is supposedly weaker than the main heroes of the show, having it be able to multiply and posses people to create an army is kinda strong.
Fuck the Maribat ship that the salt fandom came up with. Its trash, it was made to bash most of the Miraculous cast sans Marinette, and anyone thinks it is good are either those same salters or are the same people who think that Rey-lo and the Twilight Saga are masterpieces of romance.
Whew! I needed that vent. Hope you enjoyed it as as much as I did, and Tune in next time on the next episode of:  Arlakos loses his Mind and Rants for 2 pages of writing!
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part 4: hcs dedicated to reactions: seirin (their precious lil manager going out with that scissor-wielding emperor bastard!?) and rakuzan (their captain was in love with that girl who cussed at him near the vending machine?!? ITS SO FUNNY) ++ angst where akashi gets jealous of readers teammates (IZUKI kuroko kagami furi... but mostly izuki bc point guards with eye powers) because he still feels bad about what happened and thinks he doesnt deserve her -- teiko anon
OUR LEGENDARY TEIKO ANON HAS SPOKEN OF AN EPILOGUE, alright y’all the finale FINALE 🧘🏻‍♀️ OKAY, i don’t think I hammered too hard on the angst, but enjoy the fluff and subtle crack😌
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OOH, looks like another anon wants a pt. 4! :0 Since it is primarily the Teiko anon’s request, I will be prioritizing the first request, but I will combine a few aspects of this request to make a fuller headcanon epilogue! Hope everyone enjoys this! part 1 here // part 2 here // part 3 here
Akashi x Reader
Part 4: Epilogue
[Teiko!manager Headcanons]
in the aftermath of the Winter Cup, your relationship with Akashi has certainly gotten much better, and dare you say, more intimate and romantic; though you were still healing a bit from the emotional scars from Teiko, they seemed to be going away faster than you realized, especially when everyone gathers for Kuroko’s birthday party
you were with Seirin, helping with the decorations and setting up the plates before Kuroko comes in the evening, but what no one expected was for him to bring in the GoMs
YOU’RE SHOOK AND YOU’RE BASHFUL SEEING AKASHI IN HIS WINTER ATTIRE, you’re getting MAD butterflies, but no one seems to notice because everyone’s attention is on the GoMs and Kuroko
of course Akashi was scanning the room for you first, and you immediately look away from his affectionate stare because you were still not used to the old Akashi, let alone his sweeter side for only you
Izuki notices how quiet you got and nudged your ribs with his elbow before telling a stupid pun… the thing is, you were one of the few people who genuinely found his jokes funny LOL
Akashi widens his eyes, staring at you laughing so unabashedly, and he feels really, really bad that he never got that level of a reaction from you whenever you were with him even despite knowing you for longer
now as the party goes on, Akashi is seeing your dynamics with Seirin for the first time and he’s just really grateful that you found an amazing support group during your low times; he’s not particularly someone to get jealous, but he’s getting a BAD case of FOMO because he’s thinking of all the “what-if’s” and all the times he could’ve made you happy and stress-free
“Akashi-kun?”
“Ah… yes?” Akashi snaps out of his daze to see a mild smirk coming from Kuroko on his right side, and Kuroko was about to ask a question about who he was looking at before a shout of “Watch out!” and a ceramic plate came FLYING across the table to hit the Rakuzan captain square on his face
CUE SCREAMS OF PANIC AS MOMOI PUNCHES AOMINE ON THE HEAD AND RIKO JUMPS TO STRANGLE KAGAMI, AND YOU LITERALLY ZOOMED TO HIS SIDE TO CHECK ON ANY INJURIES
see, he could’ve easily dodged it, and he supposed that it’s his fault for not paying attention and dodging on time
thankfully, the plate didn’t break because Kuroko caught the plate before it reached the floor and placed it back on the table
Akashi still has a bruise or two on his face though… and ngl, everyone gulped when they saw him checking out the injuries with a handheld mirror, ready to get their ankles broken
you were so worried over his safety, he finds it really endearing… but he wants to elicit an expression other than looks of worry or tears or anger (flashback to when you cussed him out)
“Wait, but (y/n)...” Koganei said. “Since when were you so close to Akashi that you didn’t hesitate to touch his face?”
a few moments of silence for everyone to register his words
“EHHHH?????!!!!”
everyone is throwing QUESTION after QUESTION at the two of you, and Akashi just has a neutral face with his mouth parted while you were so embarrassed LMAO
Kise being a real best friend, tells them:
“Alright, alright, everyone! Let’s not forget about the birthday boy! Kurokocchi should be the center of our attention today!”
“Kise, that’s…”
“Anywho! Let’s light up the cake and find those party poppers…”
after the party though, when you all return to school, Seirin was READY to jump on you for interrogation, and you do reluctantly tell them that you and Akashi are a tentative couple
Riko: “SERIOUSLY? I mean… that’s kinda cute though…”
Hyuuga: “I mean… yeah, as long as you’re happy, it’s none of my business.”
Teppei: “I hope he treats you well, (y/n)-san.” and of course he gives you his signature head pats
Furihata, Tsuchida, Kawahara: “??????????????????? But why?”
Koganei: “Huh, guess that explains a lot.”
Kagami: “???????????? pt. 2 LMAO” and also “What do you even see in him?” in genuine curiosity
Izuki: “ I guess you two dove into this relationship without hesitation, eh? Get it, get it? Because doves are a symbol of lo—”
“Izuki, shut the fuck up.”
“It means that you love (Ai)kashi—” [Ai means love]
“IZUKI.”
Kuroko simply pretends that this is the first time he’s heard of you dating Akashi, and he gives you his heartfelt congratulations, and as long as Kuroko approves of it, you feel like you’re on the right track (he’s such a good judge of character!)
you and Akashi actually live VERY far apart, considering that your schools are equally just as far in distance, but that being said, for our rich boy Akashi, distance isn’t much of a problem when he can easily find ways to come visit any time
he can also pay for your transportation to visit Rakuzan if you ever felt like visiting him too (although, you insist to pay for your own things, but he’s not having it because he says it’s a treat for him to see you too)
whenever Akashi stops by the Seirin campus to visit, he’s just kind of awkward standing there like the prince that he is, waiting for the perfect opportunity to walk in, but every time, he’d ALWAYS notice how you’re so happy being with everyone here, especially with Izuki, and his guilt just comes back full force again
he wonders if this was right of him to date you when there’s so much people who can easily do a better job in getting you to smile and be completely yourself, especially since he’s been the source of your anguish for all these months (maybe even a year or two if he was counting the duration of your entire crush on him that you assumed to be unrequited)
“Seijurō!” your voice rang out, beckoning him to walk towards you and the group
all of the Seirin teammates are so wary of him, and are all hyper aware of his movements LOL, and Kuroko is just like “hi, you’re back” very casually
Kagami uses this as a chance to challenge a one-on-one on Akashi
Kagami gets destroyed in a few minutes flat
the whole time you’re just watching Akashi with heart eyes, unbeknownst to him while he was focused on Kagami
after the interrogation and Akashi passing the “first stage” of acceptance, you and him find time to have a cute date at a local shopping district to walk around and sightsee
Akashi finds it fun, he really did, but there’s a part of him that thinks you’d have more fun with people who know you better… a.k.a. Izuki, or legit any other Seirin member
he’s visibly distracted by his own thoughts, and you wave a hand to his face, asking if this was too boring for him
“No, no, of course I’m enjoying this with you,” he muses, putting a gentle kiss to your temple. “Shall we get moving?”
“Something’s bothering you isn’t it.”
“No,” he chuckles, giving a gentle smile, but you only frown at him… once again he sees that you weren’t smiling at him
“I’m serious Sei, I want to get to know the real you,” you softly chastise, pinching his cheek. “So I also want you to speak your mind around me.”
“Oh ho… I see that your boldness is still very present here,” he says in referring to your touch.
“Oh my god, can you drop it already? That’s so embarrassing—I cussed you out one time… hey don’t change the subject!”
“Hmm…” he hums for a bit before he comes clean. “I’m afraid that I might not be the right person to be worthy by your side after hurting you for so long.”
“... What makes you think that?” He hesitates, for the first time, not being so sure of himself and his emotions; he immediately thinks of Izuki and your good chemistry with him but dismisses the thought
“... I just do not think I’m capable enough to make you happy.”
“But you are. I’m very giddy to be with you right now.”
“Even happier than when you are with… your teammates?”
“Huh?”
“I apologize,” he hurriedly says. “They are your friends. I was out of line to question them.”
“No, no, it’s okay. Talk it out to me.” He’s uncharacteristically quiet as you both continue to walk and browse through the shops, and you carefully watch Akashi while he’s examining a few souvenirs on the display, patient for him to continue talking
“... the point guard.”
“I’m sorry?”
“Seirin’s point guard.”
“Izuki-kun? What about him?”
“While I’m aware that you only spend your time with him as a good friend… I want to spend just as much of a koala-ty time with you whenever we have the chance.”
he... says this with the straightest face, and you’re utterly confused before you saw some animal plushies on the store window, and the the koala plush, and then the cogs started turning in your head
“... Did you just say a pun?”
“Was it not sufficient?”
a few moments of silence pass and Akashi thinks he did something wrong because he wanted to make you smile (HELP poor captain), before you break into hysterics
between your fits of broken laughs and wheezes, you managed to ask if he was jealous of Izuki, to which he wholeheartedly kept denying until you wouldn’t stop being persistent
you reassure him over and over that he doesn’t need to act like Izuki to make you happy, but it was a pleasant surprise to see Akashi crack a “joke” nonetheless
he’s a bit new to the concept of dating and is still quite unsure of how to navigate this PLEASE GIVE HIM TIME
the date that day was a success (some of the Seirin teammates TOTALLY weren’t spying on you mid-date or anything…)
while Seirin is okay with you dating, visiting Rakuzan ALONE with the scary-ass captain and his “CROONIES” (hint: the rest of the team LMAOO) IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STORY
RIKO AND HYUUGA are just like:
“What’s wrong with him coming here to visit you? Why do you gotta do the effort to visit him?”
“Uh… because I want to…”
“Yes, but who would you call to help over if something wrong happens? You’d be too far!”
“Uh, Akashi can help me if something happens.”
“With what, his scissors?” Kagami gives a deadpan look, and everyone turns to look at him in utter confusion LMAOOO like what does this redhead mean by SCISSORS???
Kuroko immediately jabs Kagami’s sides to silence him and smoothly changes the conversation before anyone asks any more questions about the “scissors” and potentially make them more reluctant to let you go
oh Kuroko, being the mediator and negotiator as always, trying to set some safety protocols for you to follow before everyone finally agrees to let you go see the infamous team alone
you know, Teppei is honestly just like, “Just go! Don’t worry about our (y/n) too much!”
Furihata is so concerned for your safety for valid reasons, but you reassure him that you won’t “die from the trip,” and no, this wouldn’t “be the last time” they’d see you before you leave
so when you stopped by Rakuzan’s gym after school after looking at the online maps, Hayama lets out a screech of terror before he starts pointing at you and calling you the “crazy ass chick” who tried to have a first-row seat ticket to death LOL
Hayama’s commotion brought everyone else’s attention to you, and Akashi was very surprised to see you all the way here
but he’s just standing at the back to watch how his teammates are reacting to you
Reo is the guy who would welcome you very warmly and would introduce you to the other team members who aren’t the starters, and he would actually ask if you were okay from last time
Nebuya is very laid back and throws a few muscle jokes much to Reo’s dismay, and he makes a comment about not you possibly not eating enough because at the time, he saw you almost tripping up your feet after you cussed out Akashi… he offers you his extra bowls if you ever feel hungry VERY SWEET GUY
Mayuzumi thinks you have balls, like who the fuck would come out alive after cussing out his captain but then COME BACK to said school of the captain… like why would you willingly walk back into the lion’s den??? so he thinks you’re dumb, but he has a shred of respect for you
Akashi is so amused at the spectacle and finally walks over to you after you noticed him
and he gives you an embrace and a chaste forehead kiss, and the entire gym goes silent
“Sei! I wanted to drop by as a surprise! Did you expect me?”
“Hm, I may have expected you to come sooner or later, but definitely not this quickly. Were transportation fees too much of a hassle?”
“Nope! I got everything covered! Do you want me to give you any chiropractic massages if you and your teammates need it?”
“You don’t need to do that, (y/n). You came here as a guest, not as a manager.”
“But…”
“Shhh, as soon as practice is done, I’ll take you anywhere you want in Kyotō. How does that sound?”
“Er… captain?” Reo holds up a hesitant finger to interrupt the two of you, while everyone else looks horrified at the sight of their captain looking serene
“Get a room, will you?” Mayuzumi only tuts in irritation while turning away to grab a nearby water bottle to down in one go
Nebuya merely stares in astonishment at the two of you, and his mind is thinking how the hell did you reel in this guy?
nah man, Hayama is GONE at this point: his brain has stopped functioning a while ago, and he’s standing there as stiff as a statue, scratching his head like a lost monkey // like he’s thinking how the fuck did this shit add up?? in his mind, he’s taking 2 plus 2 but it somehow ends up 94… that’s how he’s processing what he’s witnessing
the rest of the benchers and lower-string players are confused? who ARE you anyways?? Akashi?? dating??? that’s Rakuzan gossip of the century
TLDR; your first trip to Rakuzan may be awkward because the two of you stick out like a sore thumb, but eventually after multiple trips, the team slowly begins to consider you as one of their own
as per Akashi’s “suggestion” (hint: not a suggestion, but a strong recommendation), you were to be retreated with respect and kindness
why? Because Akashi never wants a repeat of the situation at Teiko ever again :(
as long as he is captain, and as long as he has the power and authority, he will do everything he can to make you happy and comfortable
don’t worry though, the Rakuzan starters are more than willing to punt any kid who talks shit about you
surprisingly, once Hayama comes around and accepts the fact that you were dating the captain, he’d be the most adamant and vocal protector, and he’s the one who shares the “inside tips and tricks” about the captain EEEE it’s so wholesome !!
the Rakuzan team is your certified bodyguard group, no debate
Reo might be the nosy mom who asks about who confessed first and the like…
the END, and I DO MEAN THE END THIS TIME
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The Search!Azula: *should not be able to properly take care of herself or even survive in the forest she ran off to due to her damaged mental state and being detained and chi blocked in a mental institution throughout 1,5 years every day*
S&S Azula, her next appearance in the story: *looks gorgeous as ever, perfectly fine, no more bags under eyes, somehow is 100% confidant in her destiny, not even the slightest bit confused nor hurt, for whatever reason doesn't give a fuck about Ozai, aka the closest person to her who has influced her for years and yet she stopped caring about him like a few weeks/months later*
She looks like as if her mental breakdown from the show and the search didn't happen at all. Look how they massacred my girl.
So here's a question. Could you make a top list consisting of the characters that are, in your opinion, were butchered/ruined by the comics the most? 
Mine is: 
7. Sokka
6. Katara
5. Mai & Ty Lee
4. Aang
3. Azula
2. Zuko
1. Ursa 
Rip good show😔✊
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I'll defend the comics on just one point: it makes perfect sense that Azula still looked gorgeous. She looked like a model while falling off a cliff. She looked hella pretty even when she absolutely destroyed her hair and her make up was a mess. I think she's just physically incapable of looking bad, and it seems that's the one thing the comics got right about her.
Damn, that's hard, but I'll try (warning: I got very "creative" describing how they ruined Zuko - which is to say I used some pretty violent metaphores)
10) Toph - one or two scenes aside, she seemed like the cute little badgermole with rabbies that we all know and love
9) Sokka - mostly okay, but something was off about him pretty much all the time.
8) Azula and Katara - the main mistake the writers made was having their stories in the comics revolve around other characters (Zuko ang Aang), to the point that it felt like they were plot devices.
7) Ozai - The whole deal with him kidnaping and raping Ursa was complete bullshit (can't believe I'm defending this fucker. I'm gonna kill Bryke and Yang for this)
6) Suki - I HATE how they made her character revolve around Zuko. Fuck her home and her desire to help the people of the earth kingdom, Zuko needs body-guards.
5) Ty Lee - all of her complexity is just completely gone, and all so the writers could demonize Azula a little more.
4) Mai - same problem as Ty Lee, but with the added bonus of breaking up with Zuko for a dumb reason and then using Kei Lo.
3) Aang - the PACIFIST that refused to kill Ozai is suddenly willing to kill someone? One of his best friends? And all because he was turning into the man whose life he still decided to spare? What the fuck was that shit?
2) Ursa - she was absolutely terrible. She only didn't take the first place because we only truly got one episode with her, and so there's only so much we truly know about her (but it takes a special type of bad writting to fuck up so badly that she's still so high on the list)
1) Zuko - my boy. They assassinated my boy. They beat him to death, brought him back to life, beat him to death again, mutilated his corpse, spat on him, choped off his limbs, threw the pieces in a dumpster and set it all on fire.
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