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thefanficmonster · 2 months

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Moist Critikal Masterlist

* - Fluff

⨀ - Angst

Headcanons:

How he treats you when you're sick *

Dating headcanons *

Age gap relationship headcanons ⨀

Coming out as bisexual to Charlie *

Nasty rumors ⨀

Charlie x Jacksepticeye's sibling *

Opposites attract *

Frenemies to lovers *

Being a huge fan of Charlie *

Age gap relationship headcanons pt.2 *

Full-length Fics:

Your Chaos is Mine *

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corpsehusband-simp · 3 years

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Baby Cr1tikal

Request: I was wondering if you would be up to write a pregnancy one with him? Or just like him having a kid and people finding out once the reader walks into frame with the baby and idk, just cute stuff? (I don't know if you have rules or anything, I tried to look for it, you might have and I was just too blind to see it. So if this is not possible, that's fine. I'm sorry if in any way I made you uncomfortable!) Thanks in advance 💜

A/N: Can you tell I love hugs from behind lmao

You paced back and forth in the bedroom you shared with your boyfriend Charlie, staring at a positive pregnancy test. This was not in the plan at all, you guys had been together for about 2 years but you wanted to at least be out of your apartment before you even thought about having kids, maybe even be married. You sat down on your bed and rubbed your face. Charlie was gonna be streaming for at least another hour so you had time to think about what you were gonna say.

“Fuck fuck fuck” You groan putting the test on your bedside table before getting up and walking into the kitchen, the only thing you could do right now is to act normal, you had to save the panicking for after you tell charlie.

You cooked up spaghetti and by the time it was done charlie was signing off of stream. As you’re plating up the food Charlie comes up behind you and hugs you tight.

“How was the stream?” You hum.

“Huge, they went crazy for the tier list.” You can’t help but chuckle and your heart melts at the way his eyes light up when he talks about streaming or youtube. Charlie kisses your shoulder before grabbing two glasses and a bottle of wine. “Might as well since we’re having Italian.” Your heart drops into the pit of your stomach and you grab the garlic bread out of the oven.

“Char I need to tell you something” You try to keep your voice steady but it shakes a little. He looks at you confused,

“Did you burn the garlic bread again?” You laugh and throw a piece at him, which he catches and happily eats.”You did not” He says with his mouth full. You hold up a finger and walk to the bedroom grabbing the pregnancy test from out of the drawer and walk back out.

“Charlie, I can’t drink any wine.” You hold out the test and he stares blankly for a moment.

“Y-you’re pregnant?” You nod slowly and swallowing the lump in your throat. He continues to stare for a moment before a large smile spreads across his lips and a small laugh escapes. “Holy fuck...You’re pregnant!” He stands and wraps his arms around your waist and picks you up. You smile hugely and laugh, holding on to him.

“You’re happy?” He stands still, looking up at you.

“Of course I am, I’m having a baby with my favorite person. Are you happy?” His tone is caring and sincere. You nod and sniffle, trying to blink away tears.

“Yes, my love I’m very very happy.”

21 weeks pregnant

Today was a big day in the pregnancy, today’s the gender reveal party, You and Charlie had a $20 and a food massage riding on this, you thought it was gonna be a boy and he thought a girl. You sat down talking with Charlies mom when your best friend eagerly walks up with you with a very large balloon.

“Its time!!” They yell and you tell his mom goodbye before meeting up with Charlie in the middle of the yard. “Okay, you are gonna pop it on the count of three!!” They yelled and everyone starts counting down.

“Three...two...one!!” Pop! Blue confetti flies everywhere and everyone goes wild including you and charlie.

“Its a boy!” You laugh at Charlie who playfully pouts at you.

“Looks like I owe you $20”

“And a foot rub” You playfully toss back your hair to which he laughs loudly.

Two months after the baby is born

You stand behind the door to Charlies Stream listening to him talk. It was crazy that just a couple months back you were panicking in your bedroom becuase you were pregnant and today you were about to show your beautiful baby boy to the world.

“Y/N come on in! Its time to show the surprise!” You walk into frame.

“Everyone meet Bean. Weve decided to keep their name hidden because of weirdos but meet Baby Cr1tikal!”

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star-gaz3rs · 4 years

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Unspoken Words and Read Messages

A/N: I have officially descended into the Corpse_Husband rabbit hole. My god I am in love with a man I've never met. Will I continue this? We'll see what posting-anxiety brain says tomorrow. Also, I don't know how to write for shit, so if this out of character, I apologize.

Y/N: Your Name N/N: Your Screen Name

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“CORPSE!” The sound of your voice screaming angrily through your microphone appeared for just a moment before your avatar fell into the clouds and the familiar sound of someone leaving a discord call echoed through Corpse’s headphones. The call immediately erupted into laughter as a Victory screen appeared on his end, shortly transitioning back to the familiar spaceship lobby.

“You pulled a Corpse Classic on ��er! Can’t believe we still fall for that,” Sean replied through laughs.

“N/N I’m sorry! He was so convincing! Oh god, she left,” Sykkuno’s panicked voice cut through the chaos.

“Self-report really works every time for you, huh Corpse?” Charlie added on, a smile evident in his voice. Corpse merely laughed in reply, switching his display from Among Us to Discord DMs.

CORPSE Today at 10:25 PM Haha sorry

However, the normal ping of a message going through didn’t greet his ears, and he frowned for a moment, looking back at the screen. His message didn’t go through. He tried sending another message.

CORPSE Today at 10:25 PM ? N/N, you there?

Wait… did you block him? He let out a laugh that sounded more like a wheeze at the realization. His suspicions were confirmed as the sound of someone joining the lobby played and a quiet and embarrassed voice spoke up.

“Guys… how do I unblock Corpse?” You asked with a laugh, and Corpse felt the familiar butterflies in his chest explode when you spoke. Looking back to his DMs, he decided to mess with you a bit while you still have him blocked. He hummed quietly to himself as he typed, barely even registering the conversation going on in the call.

CORPSE Today at 10:26 PM Wow, you deadass blocked me. I’m hurt. You can’t even see my pain.

Corpse's breath caught for a moment, rereading what he had just sent. You couldn’t see what he was typing. So, hypothetically speaking, he could type anything, right? He could finally let out the words he could never say to you. He felt his face heat up as he caught the sound of your laugh for a moment. If only you understood how fucking angelic your laugh sounded…

Before he knew it, his shaking hands were flying across the keyboard, anxiety be damned. He had to get it out, he had to. It was torturous, eating him alive every day he pretended like you were nothing more but an online friend to him. As he typed the final word, his finger hesitated over the enter key for a moment before slamming down on the button.

CORPSE Today at 10:28 PM Y/N Thank fucking god you’ll never see this shit but I’m in love with you, fucking head over heels. I feel like a goddamn idiot all the time because I never tell you how beautiful you are and how your laugh does things to me I never thought anyone could do. FUCK I just want to hold your hand so goddamn much right now and tell you how fucking perfect you are.

Corpse let out a sigh, finally feeling a small bit of relief. At least he was admitting it, even if it was to some stupid database full of 1s and 0s that would never relay the message to anyone who needed to hear it. It was lost to the Discord abyss for all time. Looking back to his computer to finally pay attention to the game again, his heart nearly stopped. Weren’t blocked messages… supposed to be red?

“Oh! I think I got it-” You proclaimed in contentment. Corpse felt his heart drop into his stomach. Fuck. You could see that. Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK. His hands flew back to his keyboard, deleting the message as fast as possible. Did he delete it fast enough? You couldn’t have seen that, right?

“Y/N? Did you get it?” Sean asked. When you didn’t reply, he asked again.

“Oh, uh, sorry… yeah, I uh, I got it. Sorry, I just- uh, are we starting the next round?” You replied, confusion evident in your tone as the sound of typing could be heard. As a new message appeared in the DM, Corpse’s heart stopped entirely.

N/N Today at 10:30 PM What?

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bitch-im-your-biggest-nightmare · 4 years

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Ayo Cr1tiKal you’re a father now lmao [Cr1tiKal x Reader]

You heard it here folks!

Sorry if it’s bad- still new to this.

Summary: Y/N has been dating the iconic moistcr1tiKal for a whole year now. You expected the best, Charlie was a nice guy. What you didn't expect was getting pregnant- to his child. You were very nervous to tell him, but you did. And thank god he was muted on his stream. A/N: I apologize for this

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"Fuck."

You cursed to yourself, looking at the positive pregnancy test in your hand. Shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT! You had no idea what to do, you didn't see Charlie as the father type, and you didn't see yourself as the mother type. You were pretty sure raising a child around random ass sex toys wasn't a very nice thing- and parent teacher conferences would be awkward. What would the teachers think when they see what the kid father does? Speaking harsh profanities and being 18+. There would be CPS at their door- she couldn't do this. But.. maybe he wanted to be a father?

You were nervous, very nervous. You needed to tell Charlie because he's gonna be pretty suspicious when your stomach begins to grow and you start to put chocolate on your pizza rolls and eat pickles even though they aren't your favorite thing. You breathed in, looking yourself in the mirror. You were trembling, you felt it scratching at your skin. You needed to decide how the hell you were going to tell Charlie. How was he gonna react? Would he leave you? Be mad at you? Ask for an abortion? You.. didn't want to kill the kid because they didn't do anything wrong. You had suspicion when you began to eat more often and get morning sickness- and Charlie was getting nervous as well. He literally locked you in the bedroom and said if you get up there will be hell to pay.

Well you snuck out when he was streaming and got a pregnancy test. You remember the cashier looking you in the eye and saying "Tough times man." You chuckled and replied with "Damn right." You walked back and forth in the bathroom, holding the test close to your chest while thinking of ways to tell him.

"Charlie, I'm pregnant- no no no, too casual.."

"Hey Charlie, can we talk? mm.. no. He'll think we're gonna break up."

"Maybe I'll just-"

"THATS BIG!" You heard Charlie scream from the bathroom.

You couldn't help but chuckle. You honestly loved listening to him stream and make his videos. He was always so funny and had no care for YouTubes family friendly bullshit, that's what you loved and admired about the man. You breathed in, you gained some confidence and walked to his door. When you got to the door, you went over your lines.

"Charlie, I'm pregnant."

That was it. Easy.

You opened the door- well more like burst it open. He flinched and look at you. Without even thinking, you threw the test at his face and screamed

"I-I-I- yOU'RE pREGNANT!" You paused, and he just flinched again, nearly falling off his chair in surprise.

The chat on his stream was going insane. People were tweeting, screenshotting, and making memes at this very second. He looked at you, picking up the test that sat on the ground, and looked at it. He looked at his screen, looked at you, at the test, and back at the screen. A big smile wiped on his face as he said "Hey guys guess what I'm pregnant."

You stared at him with a look of disbelief. "You're not mad?"

"I knew you were pregnant Y/N it was kinda obvious when I looked it up." Charlie said, looking you in the eyes.

You just stared at him before speaking. "Do you wanna keep it..?"

"What the fuck kinda question is that? Fuck yeah I wanna keep it!" Charlie threw his arms in the air, not really caring about the stream and the chat freaking out. His little character in Among Us sat at the admin controls looked hella sus.

You smiled and went over to hug him, you were super happy that Charlie wanted to keep the child and how he wasn't mad you. You sat on his lap with your legs hanging off the arm rest as he got back to his stream.

"Uh well that just happened." Charlie chuckled, and so did you.

"Chat, do you think Charlie will be a good or bad father?" You asked.

The chat answered with many "No"s and "F"s.

"Wha- fuck you guys then!" Charlie said, and you bursted out laughing.

Suddenly, an emergency meeting was called.

Felix spoke, "OKAY but Grease looks mad sus at those admin controls."

"Oh I'm not the imposter, I just found out I was pregnant." Charlie said as casually as he could.

There was silence before the lobby erupted in screams and questions.

#moistcr1tikal #penguinz0 #oneshots #cr1tikal x reader

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banigarubug · 3 years

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Disney Princess (Corpse x FEM!Reader)

first time writing y/n ... wish me luck!!!

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Corpse x reader where the reader is really sweet and has a very soft and quiet voice?

Y/N is your name, N/N is your nickname/gamer tag.

corpse invites you to play among us with the gang. (moistcr1tikal, valkyrae, jacksepticeye, sykkuno, disguised toast, pokimane, lilypichu, kickthepj, pewdiepie)

warnings: swearing

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They say opposites attract, and though you and Corpse aren’t exactly opposites, you kind of agree with it. There’s Corpse, with his chunky rings and dark clothes and his famously low voice, and then there’s you: a head shorter than Corpse, voice a few pitches higher, recognizable by the pictures Corpse posts of your sweater paws on his Instagram stories and your token giggle. And Corpse is quiet, but you’re quiet.

But as shy and soft as you are, Corpse’s fanbase has kind of grown attached to you. He tweets about your adventures on his alt account all the time and everyone has begun simping for you almost as much as they simp for Corpse. From time to time, you’ll pop in during a stream and talk to the chat while he's a crewmate on Among Us, or do Q&A’s on your Twitter to ‘expose’ Corpse. That being said, you’re not much of a gamer, and you certainly haven’t ever met his famous YouTube friends.

It’s one thing to date a famous, albeit anonymous guy. It’s another thing to be introduced to jack-fucking-septiceye or another popular streamer you’re a fan of.

So you’re nervous for tonight. Sue me, you think: It’s scary. Meeting some of his objectively super cool friends in front of a collective million people is pretty nerve-wracking.

“It’s gonna be fine, Y/N,” Corpse reassures you. You guys are in front of his PC, and he’s spun both your chairs around so your knees are pressed together and you’re facing each other. “The camera won’t be on and you already talk to Rae all the time on Twitter. But if you really don’t wanna do it, that’s okay.”

He’s always so sweet. You express as much, cupping his cheek gently. “You’re sweet,” you reply, beaming when he smiles at you bashfully. “It’s okay. Thank you, but I got this. Right?”

“You got this,” he agrees, and drops a kiss to your cheek. “Ready to start the stream?” You nod quickly. Better to start now than wait until you’re afraid enough to bail.

Corpse clicks onto YouTube, hits some buttons you don’t understand, and starts streaming. Immediately, the numbers start flying up, and your heart drops to your stomach. Around 100,000 viewers, about a minute in, Corpse says, “Hey guys, I’m just getting onto the Discord now, one sec.”

Miraculously, you’re even more nervous than before. Corpse can tell, so before he gets on the Discord, he announces to chat, “I’ve got a special guest here, guys.” The chat goes crazy, and you can’t help but laugh at all the comments asking if it’s you. “It’s N/N!”

You have to lean towards the microphone because you know your voice won’t carry all the way if you don’t. “Hi,” you say, and the chat welcomes you with emojis and keyboard slams. “Oh, hi Kaylee,” you say, noticing a regular donor with their message about being happy to see you streaming with Corpse again. “It’s nice to see you too, thank you for the donation.”

As Corpse gets set up on Discord, your nerves are calmed quite a bit talking to the fans. You do this all the time. No big deal. Pretty much everyone is nice and welcoming, and the mods take care of the people who aren’t. You’re in the middle of telling them a story about Corpse spilling bubble tea all over your car when he politely interrupts you and says, “Ready to meet the crew?”

“Posted at Sizz with the crew,” you reply on instinct, and he laughs, rolling his eyes. “Um, sure, yeah. I’m ready.”

He joins the call.

“Corpse!” Rae’s voice, enthusiastic and energetic as ever, comes ringing through the PC.

“Oh, hey Corpse!” Sykkuno says, and you can hear the smile on his face.

A few other greetings fly at him before Corpse replies, “Hello,” and everyone laughs. “Guys, I want to introduce you to someone.”

“It’s N/N, isn’t it?” Rae asks. “Please say it’s N/N!” She knows damn well it is. You told her last week.

“Say hi,” he whispers to you, and you lean in towards the microphone again with a sigh.

“Hi,” you say, and the Discord call erupts.

“Hi N/N,” PJ greets you. “Thank you for joining us today!”

“Hi PJ,” you reply. “Thanks for letting me.”

“Corpse, you’re dating a Disney princess,” Jack teases. “N/N, you sound like a Disney princess.”

“I know,” Corpse agrees, laughing, and you punch his side. “Ow,” he whispers at you, but he’s grinning and so are you.

“N/N sounds so nice,” Charlie adds. “And Corpse sounds like he’s a real life imposter.”

“It’s like me and Marzia,” Felix says, and everyone audibly agrees. “Fucking hilarious.”

“N/N is coming for Lily’s throne,” Toast butts in.

“No, N/N and I are twin flames,” Lily corrects.

“Is everybody ready to start?” Corpse asks, changing the subject before you get too flustered. It’s weird, being put on display for everybody. This is probably how Corpse felt when he first met everyone and they freaked out, playfully pitting him against Sykkuno. It’s not bad, not at all - but it’s definitely scary.

“N/N, if Corpse is imposter you have to tell us,” Poki pleads as the game starts up.

Big red letters fill your screen. “He’s crewmate,” you lie, and Corpse laughs.

He mutes himself and grins at you. “Very convincing,” he says.

You nod seriously. “I think I’m the MVP of this round. You’re welcome in advance.”

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thefanficmonster · 1 year

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*crawls in *

Please more of any moist cr1tikal content *coughs up lint *

I'm starved

(Seriously tho he isn't appreciated in the fics section here on tumblr but you do that statement justice)

Luv ur fics too but I need more *leaves 2 pennies and a marshmallow and crawls away*

Oh no hun, I can't have you starving like that! Here, let me cook something up for you 👩‍🍳 Hope you enjoy 💕

Pairing: Moist Cr1tikal (Charlie) x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Swearing

Genre: Fluff, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

A frenemies-to-lovers arc with Charlie would include:

Playful jabs....a lot of them

Whether directed at each other's content or the other as a person

Middle school level insults flying between the two in a friendly fire when they are playing a game together

Savage roasts on the regular

On stream, in each other's comment sections all over social media etc.

Light-hearted satirical claims of copying and plagiarism

Holding back laughter at jokes he drops you actually want to burst out laughing at

Biting his lip to not compliment you when you show up for a stream in cosplay

"Careful, Charlie. Lame dad jokes are becoming your brand."

"Your cloak is the wrong shade of green."

And then the obligatory:

"Fuck you, Y/N."

"Fuck off, Charlie!"

So we're just gonna ignore the googly eyes?

And all this ✨tension✨?

Alright fine, I guess we will

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thefanficmonster · 2 years

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omg hi!! i luv ur work and i was wondering if u could do something similar to ur corpse husband story ‘rumours’ like the same bimbo!reader but with moist cr1tikal?🥺i have charlie brainrot atm lol💕💞

Oh for sure! Although because of the long wait you'd have to endure till a full-length fic is posted, I hope you don't mind the headcanons format. Enjoy 💕

Pairing: Moist Cr1tikal x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Mentions of Slut shaming and other hateful comments, Insecurity, Swearing

Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, RPF (Real Person Fic)

You and Charlie had been dating for close to a year at the point when he finally thought to ask why you didn't want your relationship to be public

Yes, you were the one adamant to keep this relationship hidden from the public as long as you could and were genuinely surprised when your boyfriend was so enthusiastic about it as opposed to what you expected

As a content creator himself, you were certain he was no stranger to the way people viewed you and all the horrible things they said about you

That is mainly why his enthusiasm to tell the whole world you were his significant other was so jarring to you

However, up until this point, he never asked for the reason behind your apprehensiveness towards the idea of going public with your relationship

In the beginning, he had a vague idea of why you were so strongly against it

Of course, it was still a new and fresh relationship that neither of you was 100% sure would last even if you did put your 100% into it

But with the one year mark nearing, that theory no longer held authenticity, he couldn't help but ask

You tried dodging the question or using the 'no reason' excuse but eventually you were bound to crack

And when you did and told Charlie you were afraid that he'd be embarrassed to be with you after all the shit people would probably say in response to your relationship going public that he'd break up with you

To say his jaw was on the floor would be an understatement

“Let them say what they wanna say, ok? Let them run their mouths and watch as they clamp them shut when they have to deal with me afterwards. Just trust me, alright? Just trust me and my love for you and sit back to enjoy the show.“

This poured a whole new sense of confidence in you, enough for you to agree to the reveal which, at your request, was done in a tweet rather than on-stream like Charlie had wanted

The man had to pluck your phone out of your hands every minute to keep you off Twitter and other social media where you wanted to survey the damage and sum up the responses

When you finally managed to get a good look without your boyfriend’s intrusion, you were surprised, to say the least

Pleasantly, but confusedly too

Both due to the same reason of the absence of hateful responses to the Tweet

Scrolling far enough found you a few and also revealed why there weren’t more

Because your man had gone off on each and every asshole that dared to even hint at something bad or disrespectful about you

In typical Charlie fashion, he did it with roasts that got you bursting out laughing and served as a great reminder to how much you love this man

And how much he loves you

Basically how off your predictions were and how you, from now on, will work harder on getting past the infamy brought upon you by judgmental people

With the strong support system, cheerleader and no.1 fan you have, success is

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thefanficmonster · 2 years

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Hey, I'm back ☺️ can I request a Charlie (penguinz0) headcanons where the reader just simps for him and just donates a lot of money (reader is also a big streamer)

Of course dear! Enjoy 💕

Pairing: Penguinz0 (Charlie) x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Swearing (?)

Genre: FLUFF, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

- You had been watching Charlie's content for a while at that point

- However, you rarely had the confidence to interact with him or his streams

- And when you did get ballsy, it would be usually with that latter

- Donating to his stream, at that

- Lately, you've been able to afford to give out bigger donos than usual to small streamers you come across on Twitch or YouTube and are always melted by the reactions of the often newbies on the platform that downright drop their jaw on the floor when they see your donation

- You'd argue that it isn't a big deal but come on

- Many of those smaller content creators probably see you as their idol, considering your stardom and popularity due to your gaming skills, incredible personality and humor

- But, you also wanted to flip the tables too

- Instead of only donating to people who looked up to you, you wanted to also donate to people you yourself looked up to

- People who motivated you to take on this career path

- That includes Tina, Corpse, Sykkuno, Rae, Fuslie

- And, of course, Charlie

- In all fairness, you were the most motivated by him, seeing as how his and your personalities clicked so well

- You'd always been worried you wouldn't be an appealing person for a social media career

- But to see him succeed meant you had a pretty good shot as well

- Apart from his achievements and content, you also admire him for never being someone he's not

- He's never shied away from being yourself and helped you realize that playing a part to appeal to someone is most definitely not the way you want to live your life

- You'd love to one day reach out to him personally and express how much he's influenced the person and content creator you are today

- But you're yet to find the guts to do that, popular or not, you're a shy blob for this man

- And a major simp, let's not forget

- So, until you find those guts, you decided that you'd just be donating to his streams

- Little did you know, it'd soon be his turn to flip the tables

- He does so when, mid-stream, catching you completely off guard, he calls out your donation with a decent dose of appreciation and admiration

- "I just wanna point out that this person - Y/N's Gaming Corner - they're fucking amazing. I've been watching their content for the past few months. The specialize in the horror genre. I know you're watching this, Y/N, so good job on the Dead by Daylight stream last night. I would've shit my pants if I were you. Oh and thanks for the donos, you sure got the money to spend on me. You think you can find some time to spend too? I'd love to chat for a bit."

- To say your arm was red after all the pinching you did to make sure you were awake would be an understatement

- It took you a good few minutes to gather your thoughts and determine your next actions but alas you eventually did get back control over your body

- Little did you know, in that time it took you, Charlie was sweating bullets, eyes constantly darting to the chat every two seconds, waiting for your response, nervous as all hell

- And let me remind you, this man doesn't get nervous

- It was mere seconds before he gave up on it completely when he saw another 50$ dono from you and it read:

- 'Never cleared out my schedule so fast'

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thefanficmonster · 2 years

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Hello ^_^ can I request a penguinz0 headcanons where he has a soft kawaii gf/s/o who's like the exact opposite of him, they don't swear, soft spoken, family friendly dhejje and when they both announce that they are dating their fans won't believe them they are nothing alike 😭😭 thanks in advance <33

CHARLIE MY BELOVED -*ahem*

Thank you so much for the request darling! I absolutely love your idea and I really hope my headcanons do it justice and I hope you enjoy reading them 💕

Pairing: Penguinz0 x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Swearing (?)

Genre: FLUFF, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

- If sunshine was a person, that'd be you

- The optimist, the starry-eyed dreamer

- The one who focuses on the silver lining and the endless possibilities of how life can wind in a positive direction

- You also used to be the one to never believe in the whole idea of opposites attract

- Man has that smacked you square in the face now

- How, you might be wondering?

- Well, allow me to tell you

- If a gloomy rainy afternoon with frequent shimmers of sunlight in-between the clouds was a person, it'd be Charlie

- The realist, leaning more into pessimist

- The one who's known to say: "Can this shit get any fucking worse?!"

- You see, Charlie never believed in such a thing as rules of attraction and romance

- As much as he lacks romance himself, he understands the concept

- Understands that there are no rules to it

- People aren't two sides of a magnet that can either push each other away or pull one another in

- No, people are complex, at least more complex than a magnet

- People understand the consequences to the pull and the reasons behind the push

- People aren't always the best at staying away when they need to

- Nor do the always stick around when they should

- People are hardwired to love and want to be loved

- Yes, even Charlie, even if he refused o admit it up until he met you

- "Love is cool and all, but have you ever had a perfectly made grilled cheese sandwich? That shit just hits different, don't come at me."

- Yeah...he was that type of a guy before he met you

- After the two started seeing each other, the change in him started becoming more and more evident

- Bad habits are often more contagious, but between you two, it seems to be the other way around

- You've helped Charlie become a better version of himself, take better care of himself as well as work on better expressing his beliefs which is something he's always secretly been worried about

- You’ve also started converting him more into optimism but he’d never admit it

- And this whole time he has just been trying to get you to swear at least once in your streams

- He’s failed, I'll tell you that

- Truth be told, you don't need to swear, not when he does it for you

- You'd be in the middle of playing a song on your guitar or doing your makeup on stream and he'd just walk in, striking up some small talk

- The only catch is, every other word would be a cuss word

- So you’ve gotten in the habit of muting yourself automatically when you hear the door starting to open

- Well one time you weren’t quick enough

- Or rather not attentive enough since you had your noise cancelling headphones on

- That way Charlie managed to make his way into the room undetected, come up behind your chair and kiss the top of your head

- Although the gesture was endearing, it still startled you to find out you were no longer alone in the room

- It was only then that the fact that Charlie was in frame with you set in

- While your eyes widened in momentary shock, he just waved at the camera

- “What the fuck is up everyone. I hope Y/N’s told you about me cause if not....this would kinda awkward.”

- You’d agree, but your face was buried in your hands, the blush on your cheeks increasing by the second

- “Babe look! Your chat’s literally flying, damn!”

- “Yeah and who’s fault is that, Charlie?”

- “You’re cure when you’re flustered” :)

- “I swear to God...”

- To make a short story shorter, the your respective fandoms took the news surprisingly well

- Yes, they were quite shocked at the unlikely pairing you and Charlie make, but they were all so supportive and happy for you both

- And so were Charlie’s friends who he introduced you to directly soon thereafter

- To say you were nervous about it would be an understatement but they too were so kind and lovely, it was hard not to warm up to them immediately

- Who knew that your boyfriend’s shenanigans would take you this far

- I mean, it should come as no surprise: if you’ve had an impact on his life in the aspect of his view of it and the world itself, he’s had an impact on yours with helping you get out of your comfort zone and be more spontaneous

- Without him you probably wouldn’t have been able to check off all the things you’ve crossed off your bucket list up until this point

- Oh yeah, and as I said he’s tried to get you to swear at least half as much as he does but to no avail

- “No, Y/N, ‘crap’ and ‘screw’ don’t count as swear words.”

- You’ll get ‘em next time Charlie

- Or probably not

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thefanficmonster · 2 years

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ommg sorry for the late response, but yeah, I'm okay with a 10/11 year gap!!

Ok perfect, thank you for confirming and enjoy the headcanons 💕

Pairing: Penguinz0 x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Age gap LEGAL (30/19), Foul Accusations, Internet Drama, Swearing

Genre: Romance, Minor Hurt/Comfort, RPF (Real Person Fic)

- You and Charlie were the ones fate chose at VidCon 2019

- By that I mean that you two had by chance sat down next to one another while attending your mutual friends' gaming panel

- Your best friend Mark shouted you out while he was talking about the development of the gaming genre on YouTube and you yelled out your gratitude to him which obviously caught Charlie's attention

- "You're new in the industry?" He asked you in a whisper as Mark continued talking about some other topic

- You were taken aback by the fact that Charlie, Moist Critical/Penguinz0 of all people was talking to you

- Hell, you broke out in a nervous sweat even as you sat down and realized he was your seat neighbor

- To say you were flustered would be an understatement

- "Yeah, um, just doing it on the side while working and figuring out if I wanna go to college." You cringed inwardly at the sorta unnecessary information dump you gave him but he seemed unbothered by it

- His smile charmed you instantly, making you forget all about your embarrassment

- "Welcome to this interesting community." He said, his tone making you giggle, "Stick around after the panel, I could drop some knowledge if you'd like. For this YouTube thing and for college."

- "Yeah, I'm really amazed at how you could balance the two at the same time." You blurted out, not noticing what your words really meant

- Charlie, however, did notice, "Oh, so you're familiar with my dumbassery on the internet, I see."

- Your eyes instantly widened, a blush creeping up your neck and to your cheeks, one he unfortunately also caught sight of and laughed

- "Don't be embarrassed, I find it charming." He told you with a wink that practically melted you in your seat

- And if, at the time, you didn't know where the story would go past that interaction or even if it would go anywhere, you still would've never guessed that you and him would start dating

- He was the bold one to ask for your number on the last day of VidCon before he had to fly back to Florida and you had to take a roadtrip back home to San Jose

- Of course, you gave it to him

- And yet you still were surprised when he texted you six and a half hours later

- “Hope you had a safe drive and I hope you’re ignoring this if you’re still driving XD”

- That opened the gates for practically non-stop texting and calling/facetiming from that point onward

- You chose to make it official two months after that despite wanting to do so IRL but being prevented by the pandemic that took over

- And you made it internet official a year and a half later

- The long wait was a result of several reasons

- For starters, you wanted to accumulate your own following and not piggyback off of Charlie’s

- Secondly, you’d be lying if you said you weren’t nervous, both of you were

- Mainly because of the internet’s love for gossip, drama and cancel culture which you knew would be triggered by the age gap of eleven years between you and Charlie

- Neither of you ever noticed the difference in your relationship, but you knew the people on the internet most definitely will and would also make a fuss about

- And oh boy they did

- Many harsh words were thrown around all over social media

- Accusations of you using Charlie for your personal growth and fame

- Accusations of him using you for popularity

- Suspicions of your relationship being a publicity stunt

- Assumptions that the relationship started before you were a legal adult

- It was enough to make you and Charlie turn off the router in your apartment and go off the grid up north for two weeks where you’d never felt more secure

- The toll that haters had taken on your relationship was mended in those two weeks

- During those 14 days no one had a say in you relationship nor your feelings other than the two of you and it felt like none of those shitty things even happened

- But you could live in bliss only for so long

- Eventually, you had to return to the less-than-pleasant reality of what you two had stirred up by revealing your romance to the world

- This time around, however, it seemed like a lot of the hate had been turned into acceptance

- Hell, there was more support than hate now

- There were the statements your friends and fellow streamers made in yours and Charlie’s defense

- Not that you needed defending, you hadn’t done anything wrong but it was nice regardless

- Soon thereafter you both sat down and addressed everything: the start of your relationship, making sure to point out when and how it had started, clarifying it was all legal

- You pointed out the controversy and addressed how disappointed and hurt you both were by the assumptions but made it crystal clear that none of the accusations were true

- Deep down, you and Charlie both knew that no matter what you said or did, people would judge one way or another

- So, instead of looking at it from the downside angle, you turned to the silver lining, living your best life, out of earshot of all the negativity

- What matters is your love for one another - something neither of you have ever had to question

- That’s what made you the power couple you are today and will forever be

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thefanficmonster · 2 years

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Hey can you make a moist cr1tikal x reader where they're sibling of a famous YouTuber and makes YouTube videos of their own and he's a big fan of

Hi dear! Thank you so much for your request! I hope you don't mind the headcanons format, a full fic requires a long wait and I don't wanna put you through that so here it is! If you still want a full fic, don't be hesitant to ask! Enjoy 💕

Pairing: Moist Cr1tikal x Jacksepticeye's Sibling!Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Swearing

Genre: FLUFF, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

- As the younger sibling of none other than Jacksepticeye, you’ve had your fair share of second-hand fame over the years you’ve spent helping him grow his channel and attend conventions

- Over these years, you’ve garnered a certain love for content creating you never before thought you’d develop but you were more than happy to announce it to Jack who shared your enthusiasm and was your biggest supporter right from the get-go

- He still is the leader of your fan club much like you are of his

- Only difference is that now, that club actually has members other than him

- Albeit with his help, you managed to attract a decent amount of viewers to your streams every day until you hit a million subscribers within a time period of less than a year

- He was happier than you were, and that was not an easy task to achieve

- No, seriously, Evelien was worried you two would break the sound barrier with your shouting and cheering

- The way you officially celebrated that milestone, however, was not a classic party

- First of all, because of the raging Covid issue that was still at large play in the world at the time

- And second: Because you had made a promise to your brother

- Since you were dead-set on doing all you possibly could to get your own following and not piggyback off of his, you never collaborated on anything together

- There was not a single stream or video where you featured him and you had allowed only very few of his to feature you as a background lurker taking care of the technical stuff

- That being said, when Jack would complain on your avoidance of him like two siblings in high school (with a role reversal), you made him the promise

- “When, or if I reach 1 mil, we’ll collaborate, ok? Not only that, but we’ll play Among Us!”

- Ah, thinking back to that, do you feel the nostalgia?

- Time flies so quickly you’ve come to measure it in anniversaries rather than days and months

- Why anniversaries?

- Let’s get to that story, shall we?

- You were the last one to enter the lobby, having purposely been given a time later than intended so everyone could gather before your arrival

- You were nervous as all hell, palms sweaty, bouncing leg, restless fingers, the whole nine yards

- But the atmosphere that you were engulfed by, the warm wave of welcoming you felt wash over you when the people present greeted you, it was too overwhelmingly calming to no suppress that other dreadful feeling of anxiety within you

- Jack’s friends proved to be as nice as you had expected - even more so!

- Of course, you’d previously met Felix, Joel and Dave countless times you considered them your friends too at this point

- But there were also five people you adored there that you were yet to meet

- Rae, Corpse, Sykkuno, Toast and Charlie

- They were your idols from the very start of this career path of yours

- They were also the main reason behind your nervousness whereas, if it had only been the other three, Jack and you, you wouldn’t have bat an eye

- Each one of them congratulated you with so much genuineness, it made you feel like getting wrapped up in the most comforting, safe and warm hug in the world, further stifling your fears and worries

- It was impossible to stay nervous around people as wholesome, kind and sweet as them

- Truth is, you aren’t such an angel either, but you played the part nicely

- You couldn’t let your horns poke through during your first official time meeting some of these people, after all

- But, as any person with siblings can confirm, all it took was one snide remark from Jack to get you to roll your eyes and sass him right back

- Now that was the real you

- And, to your surprise, someone noticed the change right away

- “That’s why I find you so entertaining, that’s why I became a fan - you’ve got a quick wit and a knack for perfect timing whether that be a joke or sarcasm. I strongly respect people like that.”

- What surprised you even more was that this came from Charlie

- He was, at the time, the one you had the least amount of admiration for out of everyone in the group

- No specific reason, you had just never been too caught up with his content

- But to hear that he was a fan of yours, it put your entire world out of balance

- And you being you, you had to even the field as to not feel like you had come off as rude later on

- “Oh, what a coincidence, I’m a fan of yours too!“

- Yeah, he still, till this day, pokes fun at you for that line and the high octave with which you said it

- It’s a golden moment, the perfect start to something even better

- At his offer/question, the two of you exchanged contact info and other social media after the stream ended and promised to talk about a collab soon

- Bad thing is, you couldn’t even focus on the excitement of the idea when you knew you were a con artist in the current scenario

- So, you did what any reasonable person would do: pulled an all-nighter watching his videos to get a clue as to what kind of content he put out and what his personality was like on camera

- Turns out, the camera probably makes no difference whatsoever, judging by his energy, he’s a crackhead 24/7

- And you were well aware you had enough of that energy for three lifetimes, but you were still willing to see it through and see where it would take you

- Well, since I’m from the future, I can tell you that it’s led you to an engagement

- Yup, almost two years following your meeting and a hundred collabs (the last of which was the proposal itself) later, you and Charlie live in a shared apartment, engaged to be married

- See what I meant when I said you count time in anniversaries now?

- There’s now two eras of your life you can clearly distinguish: medium chaos era and maximum chaos era

- The latter you’re still living out with your fiancée by your side

- If things go as planned, you’ll be living in this era till the obligatory ‘death do you part’

- Many things will change by then

- Hell, many things have already changed

- But one factor has remained a constant

- Charlie continues to watch each and every single one of your videos, giving Jack a run for his money for the position of leader of your fan club

- Speaking of Jack...

- He couldn’t be happier for the two of you, his body wouldn’t be able to contain a single ounce more of joy without combusting

- But he is quite salty about the idea of being taken down from his pedestal as your biggest fan

- Let’s be honest though, he stands no chance when compared to the man that’s head over heels in love with you and randomly tells you so in your stream chat just to make you giggle like a dummy mid-stream

- A love story of the times witnessed by thousands of people, what more can I say other than

- Beautiful

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thefanficmonster · 2 years

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Ahhhhhh sorry requesting another penguinz0 fic T^T I just love him so so much but can you do a charlie headcanons where him and the reader has a slight age gap (maybe the reader is 19-21) shshwhw sorry if this makes you uncomfortable you can just ignore this <33 (ALSO THOSE TWO HEADCANONS THAT YOU WROTE ARE *CHEF KISSES*)

Noo please don't apologize sweetie, I love writing for Charlie! His characterization is always fun to write 🤭 And no worries, age gaps don't make me uncomfortable (i have a thing for relationships with bigger LEGAL age gaps)

And I'm so glad you enjoyed my previous headcanons! I didn't know their quality myself since I haven't written much for Charlie but I'm so happy you liked them 🥰

Now on with today's headcanons. Enjoy 💕

Pairing: Penguinz0 x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Age Gap (LEGAL), Swearing,

Genre: FLUFF, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

- You met Charlie your freshman year in college

- A bright-eyed but timid nineteen year old trying to make your way through life with not many friends is who you were back then

- And he was a complete loner

- Well, he did have friends, but not any in the same shoes as him

- Most of them had dropped out of college while he had graduated and was afterwards considering post-grad studies but at a different college

- Faith just made it be so that college was the same one you attended

- There was a presentation being held for possibly interested post-grad students which he had signed up to see but unfortunately couldn't find his way to the auditorium where it was being held

- And because of that very presentation, your own class was moved to an auditorium you had never been in before, hence why you had no idea where to find it

- During your search for it, you ran into the long haired man who looked just as lost as you felt

- You know it'd be cliché to admit, but the truth is that your heart sped up when he smiled at you after his initial look of indifference

- "You're a student here, right?"

- "Yeah." You answered suspiciously with a nod

- "Ok great, can you tell me where the World Literature 4BF auditorium is?" He asked, reading the marking of the auditorium from the booklet he was given

- You couldn't help but chuckle, "You're all out of luck if you expect me to know where that is. Hell, I don't even know where Science 17SE is and that's where my class is being held as we speak."

- He laughed as did you, "Seems like you're way more fucked than I am." He commented, trailing off for a second before speaking up again, "You wanna go on a scavenger hunting for your class then?"

- "But what about you? Don't you need to find yours too?" You asked, ready to turn down his offer

- "Nah, I'm not going to class. I was gonna attend the post-grad presentation and shit but I'm starting to second guess if I even want that. College fucked me up enough already, I don't need to go through another hellhole anytime soon." He chuckled, running a hand through his hair before readjusting his cap

- "Don't scare me like that, dude! I'm a freshman here!" You complained, turning his chuckle into laughter

- "In that case, I'll be the human embodiment of the warning people should be given before going to college. What's your major?"

- And just like that, you got to talking

- You walked out of the second building with the intention of searching the third for your class but just ended up lounging on a bench outside in the warm sun and soothing breeze

- March was treating you well, allowing you two to talk your asses off, imagine if it was raining instead...

- You came to know a lot of things about him

- His name: Charlie, his age: 27, where he's from: Tampa, he graduated from the University of Tampa with a degree in Human Sciences

- What interested you most was what he said about his career: Content creator on different social media platforms

- You would've questioned him more if you both could stay on one topic for long enough but you kept segueing from one into another

- And an hour and a half ended up being far from enough for you to talk about everything you wanted

- Seeing as how you were talking like long time friends, you hadn't noticed the time pass by, but when you realized the next class was about to start, you had to run much to your own and his dismay too

- "I hope to see you around, Y/N." He told you as you were about to part

- "I do too but if you're not doing the post-grad program, I'm afraid we won't be seeing a whole lot of each other." You replied, not thinking much of it

- "I'm actually starting to reconsider it." He said and suddenly you were thinking much of it

- That's all you could think about for the rest of the day and the morning after

- The only thing that could invade your mind and replace it was the happiness you felt when you saw him back on campus the following day

- "Are you stalking me, old man?" You joked as you walked up to him in the quad

- "I beg of you to not call the cops on me cause we will indeed be seeing quite a bit of one another. But you'll never know....am I stalking you, or is it just a coincidence...." he trailed off, seemingly finally fathoming what you had said, "And I'm not an old man, kiddo."

- You gasped theatrically, 'hurt' by his insult, "I'm no kid, you ass!"

- Ah, bickering - the best relationship-starter

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thefanficmonster · 2 years

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Hi! Can I request dating headcanons for Cr1tikal?

Hi dear! Of course you can, I honestly really miss writing for Charlie so here you go! Hope you enjoy 💕

Pairing: Moist Cr1tikal (Charlie) x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Swearing (Maybe)

Genre: Fluff, RPF (Real Person Fic)

- For starters let’s jut get the obvious out of the way: you two have the biggest crackhead energy - The subtle kind, in the sense that you could spit the weirdest crap and literally roast each other with a straight face - Speaking of roasting.... - Y’all do it a lot and no one can ever tell who wins because the ‘battle’ sorta endless - One roasts the other on Monday morning, and one of you will still reference it Saturday afternoon over lunch - The good thing about this, among many other benefits, is that there’s rarely hard feelings and grudges between you two - Neither of you can stay serious for long enough to have an argument - The only main disagreement is the amount of salt he puts in the food when he’s preparing it - Now that we’ve gotten to the cooking... - Neither of you can do it, not properly at least - Unlike you, though, he tries - Breakfast being his go-to for experimentation - You rarely have the heart to tell him it’s not good - However, with time and practice, it’s rarely bad anymore - He just prefers it saltier which you aren’t too fond of - Charlie might like salty foods but you’re the salty one most of the time - Especially when you two play a game together....*cough* Among Us *cough* - However, he’s really careful when it comes to the roasts he uses cause you have a certain amount of leverage that keeps him on a leash, to say - And that, my dear, is your lack of fear of spiders and other insects - It could be the middle of the night or super early in the morning but if that man screams bloody murder you sure as hell will be there to save him from a cockroach or spider - There’s no end to his gratitude when you do - But he gets really offended if you call him over dramatic - Nothing a kiss can’t fix ;)

@squirreljoe @nyctophiliiiiaaa

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thefanficmonster · 2 years

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Heyyy can you do a headcanon with penguinz0 where his s/o comes out to him a bisexual :)

Of course, hun! Hope you enjoy the headcanons 💕

Pairing: Penguinz0 x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Swearing, Mild Nervousness/Anxiety prior to coming out

Genre: FLUFF, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

- You and Charlie have been together since senior year in high school

- Since then you've had a lot of figuring out to do

- Neither of you stayed the same after graduating, of course, you both started being more mature and serious about your relationship and about life in general

- You worked on finding yourselves and understanding what made you you

- It wasn't easy, the journey of self-discovery is a difficult one, one people don't usually know how to start

- But you knew exactly what would be your first step of the way, accepting your sexuality

- Having moved out of your parents' house at nineteen when you and Charlie skipped state to go to college where you moved in together, you were no longer worried about their reaction

- You have a stable job and steady income that you can always rely on, no matter how south things go

- To be perfectly honest, you weren't too worried about Charlie's reaction

- Ok, you were pretty nervous to tell him that you'd finally found a name to your attraction, which is bisexual, but you knew there was no reason to be

- He's the most chill person you've ever met and, despite his demeanor, he's the biggest softie but that's only reserved for you

- He's also one of the most open-minded people ever so with all the pieces put together the end result confirmed that you had nothing to worry about

- But you couldn't help yourself

- You knew it'd keep eating away at you until you told him

- So when you did sit him down to talk, you couldn't bring yourself to beat around the bush cause you'd be the one to get mentally beaten up in the process

- “Ok so...I’m bisexual....”

- Charlie looked confused and not confused as to you being bisexual but regarding the fearful glint in your eyes

- “And?” Was his reply

- He honestly expected you to be breaking up with him or telling him that there was a spider in the bathroom, either or

- You know, he expected to have his world shattered

- Just as you were about to speak up again he beat you to it, “Wait, did I make you realize how men are trash?”

- This made you laugh before you could stop yourself with the reminder that his had to be a serious conversation

- “No, you dumbass. I just thought I’d let you know. I mean, I’ve known since high school I just never thought it was an actual thing. Maybe the girls in the halls were just beautiful and I was simply acknowledging that but...”

- “But you were attracted to them, and that’s perfectly fine.” Charlie caught the sentence where you trailed off with it, “I don’t know how you thought I’d react. Something along the lines of: You shall go to the praying closet this instant, Y/N L/N!”

- There he went cracking you up again

- “Chill, Margaret White. Remind me to never watch ‘Carrie’ with you ever again.” You wiped a tear from the corner of your eye, the result of your laughter and relief

- “No, but jokes aside, I will support you always, with everything and anything! I never want to see you that freaked out to tell me anything ever again. If it’s a problem, we’ll fix it together. If it’s something personal like this, I accept confessions like a fucking priest. So, never, ever again, hesitate when you have something weighing on your chest.”

- All you could do was nod, that feeling of a boulder being lifted off your shoulder being overwhelmingly relieving

- Before you knew it you had pressed your lips to his and he happily reciprocated

- When your lungs started complaining at the lack of air, you were forced to pull away

- And you decided for the last one-liner to be yours

- “Oh and about what you said - you’re too sexy to be a priest.”

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Oops

Requested by: @awoodrum68

Can you do a corpse husband x reader where the reader is Sean sister playing among us and everyone knows she has a crush on corpse but him . And Felix accidentally let it slip up that you do. Instead of it being awkward corpse say he has a crush on you.

Pairings: Corpse x reader, Jacksepticeye x sister!reader

Warnings: curse words

Can you do a corpse husband x reader where the reader is Sean sister playing among us and everyone knows she has a crush on corpse but him . And Felix accidentally let it slip up that you do. Instead of it being awkward corpse say he has a crush on you.

A/N-okay I loved this and I think I’m gonna do a part two what do you guys think???

“Umm that’s actually a good question I have no clue who were playing with, I know for sure my brother, Felix, Charlie, and Sykkuno but I don’t really know who else” you spoke to your stream as you got your discord. “Thank you Rose for the prime and thank soggy noodles for the resub!!” Finally your discord loaded up and you joined the voice call instantly being greeted by a chorus of hellos.

“Hi everyone! Charlie do you know who all of playing for I can have my mods put it in my title?”

“Jeez Y/N can’t even say hello to your brother!” You hear Seán tease.

“Yeah or your best friend!” You flinch a little at how loud felix’s voice was in your ear.

“Jesus you two! I said hello you are like children!” You laugh shaking your head. Charlie laughs “Ken, toast, Sykkuno, poki, Rae, and corpse” As soon as Charlie says corpse your cheeks heat up.

“I’m willing to bet five bucks she’s blushing right now” Felix laughs

“Fuck you shut up” you pout only making everyone laugh more.

“Ha Y/N chat confirmed you are as red as a tomato!” Just as you were about to yell at Felix when you heard the ding signaling that someone else joined the call.

“Hey guys” You heard corpses deep voice enter the conversation and your stomach filled up with butterflies.

“Hey Corpse” you tried to make you voice sound more confident but it’s still came off shy which caused Felix to snicker.

“Hey N/N!” His voice made your heart pound against your ribs”

“Okay I think we’re ready to start!” Charlie interrupted the different conversation happening.

First round you were imposter with your brother, you loved being imposter especially with Sean because it was hard to track your guy’s patterns.

You and Sean double killed Felix and Corpse in electrical and you instantly vented, first you checked to make sure med Bay was clear Incase you needed an alibi before venting into reactor and calling O2. That gave you enough to to round over and get there before anyone found the body. You were able you kill Toast as well before a body was found. In saw Felix, Toast, and corpse were dead.

“Blood thirsty I see” you smirked before unmuting yourself.

“Okay well we obviously know it’s not Y/N because she wouldn’t kill Corpse” Sykkuno spoke matter-of-factly. This was true everyone knew you wouldn’t do that.

“Yeah but she would kill Felix first” Rae laughed.

“That’s true shoot now I’m sus of you Y/N”

“Both stamens are true” you laughed. “But I didn’t kill either I was super sus of Sean in the beginning of the so I was following him at first and we cleared eachother in med bay before I went up to reactor.”

“Why didn’t you go to o2?”

“I did go to O2, I stopped Simon says midway and went to the one in Admin with poki”

“Can confirm that did happen. I think we should just skip, we don’t vote on 7 anyways and we’re not sus of anyone” you all agreed and moved on.

You and Jack ended up winning the round.

Later in the game you were minding your own business as crewmate, you walked into navigation. Just as you were walking in you say Corpse kill Jack.

“Nope I saw nothing” you did a little dance and walked out of the room and continue to do your tasks. The body was soon found and Corpse internally panicked not knowing if you would tell or not. Of course you didn’t tell and ended up framing Ken since he was the last person aside from corpse that you saw go that way.

In the end Corpse ended up winning.

“Y/N I can’t believe you saw Corpse kill me YOUR OWN BROTHER and covered for him” Jack whined

“Yeah Thanks for not snitching n/n” Corpse laughed.

“Are you really that surprised Jack she has the biggest crush on him.” It went silent. Everyone knew that you had a crush on Corpse except for Corpse. Felix immediately felt bad for spilling the beans. All that could be heard on call was your head hitting your desk. You were utterly embarrassed and tears started to well up in your eyes. You immediately got a text from Felix profusely saying how sorry he was. Before you had a chance to end your stream Corpse finally spoke.

“Is that true Y/N?” You cleared your throat before speaking.

“Um I uh-yeah...it’s true”

“I should really be thanking Felix then because this is the only way I would really have the balls to tell you I like you too.” There were a chorus of aww from everyone in the call and your chat was going crazy.

“Aww this brings a whole new meaning to Among us love story!” Rae gushed.

You guys continued the game for another hour or so, you and corpse shamelessly flirting the rest of the time. Finally everyone said good bye and you sign off stream.

You sit back in your chair and rub your face.

“That was not how I expected tonight to go” you laughed a little. Just as you were getting up so you could make yourself some dinner you got a phone call. Your heart started beating hard in your chest seeing Corpses FaceTiming. You took a deep and answered.

“Hi corpse”

“Come visit me.”

“W-what?”

“Fly here from London, let me take you on a few dates and I’ll take you to Disney land” you didn’t even try to hide the huge smile that spread across your face.

“Okay, I’ll start looking at flights”

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Your Chaos Is Mine

Penguinz0 (Moistcr1tikal) aka Charlie x Reader(Female)

Warnings: None

Genre: Fluff

Summary: Charlie will never get used to the random cockroaches around his house. But what happens when he’s faced with one of these malicious creatures while playing Among Us with his friends and his girlfriend.

Requested by Anon. You know who you are 😋 Thank you for putting in a request. Sorry this is a short one. I just really wanted to make it short, sweet and hella chaotic! Hope you like it regardless😊

Playing Among Us with my boyfriend and his friends must be one of the only reasons why I have remained sane during quarantine. Between Charlie’s constant state of ‘the calm before the storm’ and my bug exterminating missions, it’s safe to say I miss the days when I could go to work and argue with my boss.

Speaking of Among Us, Charlie and I are playing the game right now with his streamer friend group. I’m the only non-streamer of the gang, but I’m apparently a fan favorite, as Charlie has told me.

“My fans love when you play, Y/N.“ He whines whenever I don’t really feel like playing. “Pretty please? Just this once.“

It’s never ‘just this once’ and that’s how I’ve found myself here - I have the hardest time telling Charlie ‘no’. Sure, he’s a man-child beyond rationality. He’s low-key insane when he wants to be. He can be a serious tornado to deal with from time to time. But he’s my man-child, my low-key psychopath, my tornado. His chaos is mine.

Well...I’m not a perfect, unproblematic angel either. So you can call us even.

Charlie and I play on complete opposite sides of the house. He’s downstairs in the living room and I’m upstairs in our shared bedroom just to prove we’re playing fair. It doesn’t matter how far apart we are, I can hear him laughing when he either dies or kills someone. I never know which so I can never accuse him directly.

I’m in the middle of doing the downloading task when suddenly an emergency meeting is called. I unmute my mic and see the megaphone symbol next to Charlie’s character.

“What’s happening?“ Sean asks as the rest of the gang also unmute themselves

“Hey babe?...“ Charlie starts a bit hesitantly.

I immediately get defensive, suspiciously raising an eyebrow even though I’m aware he can’t see me, “Yes?”

“There’s a cockroach here, please save me.“ His voice sounds panicked. Not mock fear, genuine panic.

I sigh, rolling my eyes. Just as I’m about to reply, Sean pipes in, “Wait, this is why you called this meeting?!”

“Um...yeah.“ my boyfriend confirms

Before anyone can ask more questions I speak up, “Let me grab deodorant and I’ll be over in a sec.”

“Wait, DEODORANT?“ Felix’s shock cracks me up.

“Oh, you don’t even know. I don’t just kill those pests.“ I laugh menacingly, “I torch ‘em.“

I take my headset off and stand up from my chair. I make a quick stop in the bathroom to collect the aforementioned deodorant before quickly going down the stairs. In the living room I find Charlie tensed and huddled up in his chair. He doesn’t give me indication that he has taken notice of my presence as his eyes are fixated on a black dot on the wall opposite him. The dot moves an inch to the right, causing him to shriek and push the chair further away from both the desk and the wall.

“I’m surprised you’re not halfway across the state by now.“ I make the remark through barely suppressed laughter. I bet the cockroach is just as terrified as he is, to be perfectly honest.

A flick of my lighter and a spray of the deodorant later the cockroach has officially left this earth.

“May its soul rest in peace.“ I mumble as I pick its dead body with a tissue. I go out the back door to throw the evidence of my murder in the outdoor trash bin.

When I get back upstairs and get settled again, I find my avatar still surprisingly alive.

I waste no time hitting the Emergency Meeting button.

“Charlie’s an impostor, vote him out.“

“DAMN IT, Y/N!”

“SPEEEDRUUUNN!!!”

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