My parents forced me to go to church and all the portraits of Jesus were replaced with screen grabs of Cr1TiKaL.
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i was just scrolling through a discord chat and
WHAT THE FUCK IS CHARLIE DOING ON A BODY PILLOW??????????? WHY IS MY MAN CHARLIE "MOIST CR1TIKAL" PENGUINZ0 TRAPPED ON A PILLOWCASE
WHY IS MICHAEL REEVES THERE
I'M SO CONFUSED??????????? WHERE IS THIS
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Idk why but this image is so damn funny to me. It feels like a meme template.
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Liu from the yandere horror visual novel Glass Mind based on MoistCr1TiKaL's video on gun anatomy.
((Warning: Glass Mind is an a//dult horror visual novel and contains dark and disturbing themes. Viewer discretion is advised. You can find the demo on itch.io.))
((I do art comms! Please check my pinned post for more info, thank you!))
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L1E REN
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Ren: YEEEEAAAAAH, BABYYYYYYY!
Ren: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Ren: (Sniffs) Do you smell that? It smells like somebody is wrong, and it's not me.
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Ren: I challenge you, Yang Xiao Long and Jaune Arc, to face me in the pole dancing thunderdome.
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Ren: Mayonnaise may not be an instrument, but it sure was a death sentence for this office worker, unfortunately.
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Ren: I swear to god, it will burn your house down, and if it doesn't do it, then I personally will, alright? Don't tot with me. Don't even fuck with me.
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Ren: (Sips)
Ren: (Gargles)
Ren: (Swallows)
Ren: Yeah, you suck.
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Ren: Women love a man who knows how to destroy an apartment.
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Ren: ...HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT!
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