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hurtspideyparker · 2 months

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Hi, sorry but could you recommend any of your favourite Peter Parker fics please?

For sure !!! *cracks open ao3 bookmarks*

Thirty Hours by polaroid15 - Peter doesn't take any breaks during a lengthy fight with the Avengers. The mind-melting fever that follows really should have been expected.

Hurt Peter Parker, my favourite tag <3 I love when Spider-Man is a badass and also lacks self-preservation. He's so cool fighting alongside the Avengers and we get some sweet hurt/comfort irondad!

Fitting In (Tiny Spaces) by aloneintherain - Peter's trapped beneath a collapsed building during a mission, hurt and unable to move. Luckily, his comm still works. Unluckily, the Avengers don’t realise how bad of a state Peter is in, and Peter isn’t inclined to tell them.

This fic is an icon in the fandom and for GOOD REASON. I just can not get enough of Peter Parker hiding his injuries. More heavy whump and angst!

All good things come in threes by Bergen - Peter has three secret identities: Spider-Man, the superhero who swings around the city to save people. Parker Benjamin, who gives Tony Stark unsolicited advice on his research. And NightMonkey, the Instagrammer who keeps uploading increasingly popular but embarrassing drawings of Iron Man.

And he can juggle them all just fine, thankyouverymuch.

Okay here is the fluff!!! Peter is a genius, a menace, and a sweetheart. Tony Stark runs into him (again and again) and can't help but have a soft spot for him every time. Funny and cute and an all 'round good time!

Held Together by Spiderwebs by TunaFishChris - Steve is not coping well in the twenty-first century. At all. Three months after the Chitauri invasion, he decides he's had enough.

But just as he's about to end it all, he runs into the new hero in town.

This one focuses a lot on Steve but I really like him and Peter's relationship in it, and I think this is great Peter Parker characterization. TW for discussions of depression and suicide, it gets a bit dark!

5 Times Spider-Man Saved an Avenger's Ass (and 1 Time They Saved Him) by TunaFishChris - this fic showcases how strong and capable Peter is, he's definitely a BAMF. I really like this genre where the Avengers know Spider-Man but not Peter Parker, makes Peter feel more independent and mature like in the comics.

Five Time Faculty Members Had to Call Peter's Emergency Contact + One Time He Shows Up Anyway, Five Times Tony Stark's Fabled Intern Just Showed Up + One Time He Was Invited, and Five Times Strangers Talked About Peter and Tony + One time Someone They Know Did by kingdomfaraway - I am just gonna recommend this entire series. Super fluffy, extreme irondad and spiderson. They're just adorable from an outside perspective and I love when Peter gets to just be Tony's intern and a teenager for a while :)

research and disaster by blueh - “So, uh, Mr. Stark definitely knows Roomba-Kid,” Becket says and discreetly tilts his head in the direction of the pair.

“Oh my god,” Jess says. She almost sounds gleeful. “Oh my god, he’s not just some random kid. He’s Mr. Stark’s kid.”

or: the interns at Stark Industries have some questions about Peter Parker. The answers aren’t quite what they expect.

I just love intern Peter mk? Let him be a kid genius and have fun!!! Fluffy and humorous, again with the irondad.

Captain, Oh My- Not My Captain! by uncouth_peasant - Peter swallowed hard before firing a web to swing into the fray. “Cap’s going after civilians. I’m out of time.”

Bruised and bloody men <3. Just Peter being a badass and getting beat to a pulp. Cool fighting, lots of Peter whump, and of course the Avengers being protective.

Good publicity by Bergen - Between Peter Parker barely speaking, and Spider-Man being the ultimate chatterbox, how was Tony ever supposed to figure out that they were one and the same person?

Tony Stark is secretly a softie for cute kids, especially when they're a genius and have a sense of humour to rival his own. Peter is a foster kid who ends up finding a home with Pepper and Tony, very sweet.

The Third Option by Uncertainty_Principle - When Ben is murdered Peter goes into foster care. It takes just a tiny taste of superpowers for Peter to decide he doesn’t want to put up with his horrible foster father anymore—the streets are infinitely more appealing. All he wants is to be Spider-Man anyway.

So he leaves, simple.

Simple, that is, until Iron Man needs Spider-Man’s help.

Heavy TW for this one, mind the tags. This is a popular fic and for good reason. A very mature and realistic portrayal of the foster care system and homelessness. The Peter angst is really great and I could barely put it down, that boy needs a hug so bad.

Now here's some hydra!Peter fics cuz they're my jam:

Peter is a precious chickpea by Bergen - They attack the HYDRA safe house shortly before sunrise.

The only people defending said safe house are Peter and Leo, and Leo slams his cell door open and starts spitting out orders, but then promptly gets clobbered over the head and keels sideways.

So that just leaves Peter. And he’s not even going to try to fight a whole team of Avengers. He looks up at Iron Man filling the doorway. “I surrender.”

He’s never been captured before and he’s not sure what to do. Escape, probably.

This entire series is PERFECT. I just love how adorable Peter is, and all the relationships Peter forms with the Avengers absolutely melt my heart. Peter's characterization in this is really unique and I wish there was more. The Bucky and Peter friendship is everythingggg. I love hydra!peter and bucky fics.

Indoctrination by phoenixon - The Avengers thought they were on a typical assignment: Infiltrate the Hydra base and find the weapon. What they didn't expect was the small boy raised by Hydra that they found instead. And they definitely didn't expect him to stay at Avengers Tower or how he somehow wormed his way into their lives. As for Peter, he just wants to be good and obey what the Hydra men told him so he doesn't get in trouble.

I just really love hydra Peter changing into a sweet and intelligent boy once he's rescued and safe, and how all the Avengers take up such heart-warming parental roles around him.

out there, living in the sun by Hailfire_73 - The Avengers rescue Peter from a Hydra base ran by his father, Richard Parker, except Peter doesn't really see it as a rescue, and has trouble settling into a new life away from Hydra and his father at the Avengers compound. OR - Peter learns how to be an actual teenager, live life, and put his abusive past behind him, and Tony learns how to be a father.

Hydra Peter but he's most definitely a traumatized and moody teenager. I really enjoyed Peter's character arc and the exploration of his trauma. It felt more realistic the way his journey isn't just a straight or clear path. He's more mature in this one and it was a really compelling read, balancing the angst with some humour and fluff. Loved the ending.

Tinker, Tailor, Spider by Bergen - Tony is roped into a mission to transport a teenager to safety. But when things go south, it soon becomes more and more puzzling who the teenager is and what ‘safety’ means for him.

I really enjoy that the author doesn't water Peter being hydra down. Yes he is a highly skilled assassin and a badass who's trauma pervades his every thought and decision. Made me fall in love with the Tony, Pepper, Morgan and Peter as a family dynamic. Super domestic while still highlighting Peter's troubled past.

#peter parker #spider man #ask #anon #fic rec #spiderman #marvel mcu #spider-man #peter parker angst #irondad and spiderson #tony stark #avengers #iron man #peter parker whump

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emosyzoth · 6 months

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Fuck this Roomba worst mk addition ever

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original-jade · 10 months

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i have so many thoughts on all the mk stuff comin out of sdcc i just. ????? no beans to post anything that would make sense. my single braincell is bouncing around my head like a roomba shifted into maximum overdrive but work has me physically tired

#real talk #i am feral about SO MUCH

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cosmictapestries · 10 months

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If Johnny's' Roomba in MK 1 could talk.

#johnny cage #mortal kombat #mortal kombat fandom #mk1 2023

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loyaltykask · 2 years

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Head Janitor MK

I have a silly little thought in my mind

For some shenanigans or another Heaven gives MK an official position like they did with Monkey King but it’s also an insult position like Stable Minster because they give them like Head Janitor. And it’s meant to be like ha ha we give you another low position just like your master.

And usually you would think maybe he would follow Monkey King’s example and just quit on the spot and demand a better spot

But no.

For once MK Doesn’t think “what would monkey king do?“ Instead he asks “what would PIGSY do?”

And then he proceeds to be the most efficient, insufferable, and unstoppable janitor the heavens have ever had to reckon with.

It’s the second coming of Pigsy but this time with Monkey King Powers and playing terrible music out loud Because you got play loud obnoxious music when you sweep OK. He gets his hands on the treasure vaults and orders no less than 1000 Roombas for the courts. He changes all the cleaning supplies, he gets all the air fresheners, and he gets every single wet floor sign he could find.

As Head Janitor, Heaven foolishly gives him power over every fucking servant. They are under his command as he introduces them to dishwashers and swifters. Rug beaters and power washers. Vacuums and blowers! Even ask Princess Iron Fan for her platinum fan to do a one-and-done dusting of all the sacred treasures. As an agent of chaos herself she happily obliges.

The heavens have never been in more chaos or ever been cleaner. If you slip on the floor that’s on your own fault because they were plenty of wet floor signs to show, and if you don’t get up quick enough you will be swept away along with the rest of the trash. Gods are getting caught in washing machines and being hung on clothes lines because they refused to take off their garments until MK just says “As you wish” with a customer service smile and just throw the lot in the wash. I think it’s called aggressively compliant but MK is taking this as seriously as a war tactician.

“Get out of the way? I am the Head Janitor I am exactly where I need to be. I’m the one doing my job, and you’re the one causing a mess so either you read the wet floor sign or get out of my way!”

If any of the gods or deities try to complain or tell the servants to stop sweeping while they want to continue to lounge around heaven without be “disturbed” by the help, the servants go to MK about it saying they wanted to see the manager!

And MK, the sweet sweet boy, for the first time in his life is given power to look these immortal deities in the eye, and without a hint of fear say “I am the manager.”

It takes two days tops until the Jade Emperor himself is that Mokey King’s door telling him to take his disciple back. MK started no shoes indoors policy and is hydro blasting anyone that doesn’t comply.

Monkey King is like kicking back with a smoothie in hand, “Huh you guys lasted longer than I thought. But honestly I can’t stop the kid. But hey, don’t worry I know who can.”

Monkey King takes Pigsy to heaven and it’s only now Pigsy is impressed with seeing the literally golden palace, “Wow this place looks so much better. Look how wax these floors are! And they got the corners dusted! About time! I didn’t want to complain last time but it was very obvious.”

Proceed to heartfelt Pigsy telling how proud he is of MK for doing such an amazing job. MK tears up a bit saying he did only what he knew Pigsy would do. Hugs. Monkey King throws little petals over the scene. MK complains he just sweeping there. Monkey King gets a roomba a to cover it.

All the servants have a mental breakdown when they see MK leave. He was literally the best boss they have ever had as he gave them words of encouragement and showed them more efficient ways to do the job that doesn’t take three hours and instead just takes 30 minutes. They are beg him to stay but he instead he installs Wi-Fi in heaven so they could all be friends online and stay in touch.

Anyway that’s just how I think MK Would absolutely demolish heaven in his own way. He’s not about to be looked down upon for doing it essential job and he’s damn proud of it. (Just like his Dadsy) As someone who works in the customer service/food industry I think that in itself gives MK more mental fortitude power than anyone other deity.

#mk #lmk #mk monkie kid #mk pigsy #pigsy monkie kid #monkey king #lego monkey kid #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #qi xiaotian #show janitors respect au #monkey king mk #lmk sun wukong #the heavens can’t handle wukong and they can’t handle MK either #MK is just more polished about being absolutely devious

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purble-turble · 2 years

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Number 7 and number 38 for prince red au pretty plz!♡

7. Lightly kissing on top of a freshly formed bruise.

38. Letting them warm their cold hands under your shirt.

Decided to write a bit of a Season 2 Prince Red scenario, since that's something that's never been touched on before. So Prince Red has left his parents and is now a part of MK's team full time as his boyfriend.. Still, hard to let go of that protective nature, though.

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The Monkie Kid was getting stronger.

There was no denying it- it was as obvious as staring at the sun. Each new threat, each new demon that threw itself against Sun Wukong's successor, was quickly met with how powerful he had become. It seemed like he unlocked a new power every day. He wasn't some green horned boy catapulting into danger anymore; now he was a force to be reckoned with!

It was a relief.

...Right?

Or at least it should have been.

If asked, of course, Prince Red would say it was a good thing that MK could look after himself. Despite the fact that Red freely admitted to wishing MK hadn't taken up the job of being the Monkie Kid in the first place, finding it extremely dangerous for a mortal (especially such a cute one). That didn't matter anymore, though; he was long past being able to do anything about it. MK was well on his way to being even more powerful than him, even without that (irresponsible) mentor of his around to offer lessons.

Eventually, MK probably wouldn't need the prince around at all. He could protect himself from pretty much all the demons in the city by now. At the rate he was improving, even the stronger ones would find themselves soon outmatched.

And that was... good.

Except for the fact that Red HATED it. He knew it was selfish, and he knew it was a terrible thing to wish for his boyfriend to be weaker than him... but he couldn't help himself. He wished MK still needed his help out on the battlefield. He wanted to be there to protect him, to make him feel safe, and to demonstrate just how much he loved him. As things were going now, Prince Red was becoming more useless to the Monkie Kid every day. And he just couldn't take it.

These thoughts had been clawing at Red all day. Since MK had left that morning for work, loudly and excitedly declaring that he was going to get a hold of the Monkey King and learn a new power today, and Red had been left alone. He thought to go downstairs and give Pigsy a hand in the shop, but he seemed stressed today (something about a new food critic coming by) and Red wasn't in the headspace to deal with the demon chef's shouting. Not at the moment.

So instead, he busied himself with meditating, or at least trying to. His thoughts were a muddled mess, though. He kept circling back around to how he just wasn't useful to MK anymore... he had lost the safe refuge of his court when he'd turned against his parents, he no longer had access to the resources or wealth of the Demon Bull Estate, and now his strength wasn't even of use because MK could protect himself just fine.

The prince's eyes shot open, and he let out a huff of aggravated steam.

Meditating was not doing him any good.

He would just have to find something else to distract him. So, he stood up and brushed off his pants. That led to him noticing how dirty the floor seemed to be, so he hurried over to the closet and grabbed a broom and got to sweeping. And of course to do that to any effect he had to pick up MK's clothes strewn about on the floor. May as well throw them in the laundry while at it. Oh, and MK's shelves were a bit dusty, weren't they?

Suddenly he had lost track of the time and the day was over, and the apartment was spotless.

Well. Good to know he could be useful for one thing. Though, it didn't make him feel that much better to know his assets could be replaced by a good Roomba or a hired maid. At least he hadn't spent the whole day moping.

Just as Red was tucking some cleaning sprays under the sink, he heard the front door open. The fire demon perked up, listening for MK's typical, spirited call announcing he was home. Strangely, it didn't come.

He poked his head around the corner and saw MK trudge into the flat, his eyes downcast with a grim look on his face.

"Noodle Boy?"

MK looked up at the nickname and met Red's gaze. A weak smile crossed his face when he saw the demon. "Aw, hey Red."

"Is everything alright?" the prince asked, stepping closer. As he did, a rank stench suddenly wafted his way, making him pause. "Oh..." he covered his nose, "were you thrown in a dumpster?"

"Oh... no, it was, uh, the sewer." MK's smile faltered as he looked down at his hands, a layer of grime quite evident on them. "I um, learned a new power and fell down a drain."

Ah, so MK had achieved his goal and learned a new power that day. Not surprising. He had spent all day fretting about how quickly the Monkie Kid was growing into the power. What was surprising was his lack of enthusiasm about it.

"Uh huh." Prince Red stepped behind his boyfriend, taking a hold of the dirty work shirt and helping him shrug it off his shoulders. After tossing it promptly in the (now empty) laundry bin, then gently nudged him towards the bathroom with his elbow. "Why don't you tell me all about it while you wash your hands?"

MK looked down at his free hand, seeming to notice the dirt on it as well. "Oh, yeah... sorry," he mumbled, "I was just... sorry."

The way the Monkie Kid's eyes darted around for a moment as he paused didn't escape Red. Clearly he had something on his mind he wasn't sharing. Of course, Red also knew better than to try to force a serious conversation... better to make sure MK felt comfortable and safe before he tried to poke that nest. Otherwise, he'd just bury it deeper and never share. It was a little quirk that he'd picked up early on while courting the Monkie Kid: he never wanted to burden anyone with his problems, even when the help was freely offered. It made Red's attempts to protect him all the more difficult.

He watched from the doorway as MK stood at the sink and scrubbed his hands and all the way up his wrists to his satisfaction. Then, with a wearied sigh, he turned off the faucet and turned to step out of the bathroom.

"Today has just been... a lot," he said at last. MK headed straight for their tiny bed, clearly looking to flop down on it and pass out. Seeing where he was going, as he passed by, Red quickly took hold of his shoulders and turned him instead towards the dresser. Taking the hint, MK let out a quiet groan of acknowledgement, kicked off his shoes, and pulled the undershirt still clinging to him off before opening the top drawer and taking out his pajamas.

"You want to just go right to bed tonight, then?" Red asked this easy question instead of all the others brimming at the tip of his tongue that were sure to be rejected.

"Yes," MK sighed, "desperately."

As his Noodle Boy pulled on the soft sleep shirt, Red noticed something that made him frown. The skin right along the side of MK's neck was a slight shade of blue, like the ghost of a bruise forming there. That was suspicious, and definitely alarming. He must have gotten into a fight down in the sewer... Ahh, right. The sewer was the domain of the Spider Queen. That would explain the gloomy attitude; for as strong as he'd been getting, MK's phobia of spiders seemed to be just as strong. Just the other day, he'd nearly cried as he begged Red to squish one of the little pests that had made a harmless little nest in the ceiling corner... one more small, silly thing the prince could feel useful for. (Although even then he had just put it under a cup and thrown it outside, much to the Monkie Kid's displeasure.)

Rather than mention how he'd figured out what was bothering his boyfriend, he instead stepped up behind MK and pressed a short kiss to the back of his head before untying his bandana for him and letting his hair down. This was met with another sigh, though one that sounded less drained and more appreciative of the gesture. Red took that as permission to continue, so he began peppering kisses down the back of the Noodle Boy's head, trailing down towards his neck until he was pressing a gentle kiss to the bruising just below his ear. As his lips briefly touched skin, he suddenly paused, surprised by what he felt.

"MK," he said, leaning forward and wrapping his arms around him, "you're freezing!"

"Oh, am I? I hadn't noticed."

Oh, his poor Noodle Boy. He was so worn out from his fight with the Spider Queen, he wasn't even paying attention to himself. Of course not, he hadn't noticed the mess on his hands and shirt either, but to be too distracted to notice your own body temperature was a bit much. The fight he'd gotten into must not have gone in his favor... knowing this didn't make the prince feel any better. In fact, he even felt a little guilty. He'd been feeling sullen all day about MK not needing his protection, but of course it was far, far worse to see him not succeed on his own. He'd have to learn to be happy to see each new power the Monkie Kid unlocked, even if it meant he wasn't needed anymore.

Taking in a deep breath, Prince Red began to slightly raise his own temperature. Not near enough to burn or catch fire, but just enough to be a warm, cozy source of heat. The effect was near immediate, MK letting out what was practically a moan as he melted into the arms surrounding him. The warmth seemed to evaporate the cloud of misery that had been hanging over MK since he walked in, and he turned around to face the fire demon, snuggling his face into the crook of his neck and wrapping his own arms around him. He even tucked his arms up and under Red's shirt, planting his cold hands directly on the demon's back, which Red was more than happy to oblige. They stood there for a few minutes, allowing MK to soak up some of the prince's warmth, and soon enough the frigid skin was starting to feel less chilly.

With a pleased hum, MK leaned even more into his boyfriend, pressing a kiss of his own to the fire demon's neck. "Thanks Red," he mumbled, "what would I do without you?"

"Well, I don't know. Get a space heater?" the prince chuckled.

With his face still pressed into Red's neck, MK shook his head. "No, not like that," he corrected, "I mean... y'know. Thanks for, like, looking out for me and loving me and junk... cause I kinda needed it tonight."

Red lifted a hand from where it was comfortably resting on MK's shoulder blade and began running it through his hair. "Of course, I'd do anything for you, you know."

"Yeah, I know." MK's hands pressed against his back, pulled into fists, and he squeezed Red tighter. "Today, down in the sewer..."

There was a momentary pause, but Prince Red resisted the urge to goad him on, to talk about what upset him, waiting instead for MK to open up on his own.

"I saw... uh," the Monkie Kid mumbled, just barely audible despite his mouth being right next to Red's ear, "there... was..."

Suddenly, and despite still being held flush against his warm demon boyfriend, MK shivered, like a chill had gone through his whole body.

A moment later he sighed, sounding exhausted again, and continued, "...there was a lot of spiders, is all."

Prince Red nodded, rubbing a comforting circle into his Noodle Boy's back. "Don't worry," he said, "some spiders are no match for the Monkie Kid."

"Yeah. No match" MK repeated, still in a mumble, clearly succumbing to his exhaustion, "I just... need to get stronger."

"You will." Red assured him easily.

It was true, after all. MK was well on his way to being a worthy successor of the Monkey King, and someday he was going to carve out a legend of his own. But right now it was bedtime, so Red half carried and half led his boyfriend over to their bed and helped tuck him in, laying next to him and keeping one arm slung protectively over MK to continue keeping him warm. For now, he could at least do this. And if MK did ever need him someday, he'd be sure to be there.

#lego monkie kid #monkie kid #spicynoodleshipping #prince red #prompt fill #sonicmegaman72 #First of many new prompts to do! Thanks for submitting :D #it's gonna take me some time to get through all of these if I keep writing a BILLION words on each of them like this one lol #my fanfiction

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