some of my borderlands trans hcs but with Bonus Elaboration(tm)

Brick is extremely nonbinary. no cis person is named Brick. they don't care abt what pronouns you use he just wants to punch things

Zane is extremely xenogender and probably has a gender hoard but he assumes everyone around him is either cis or wouldn't care so he just says he's a he/him trans man. ae will break out the fine pronouns with friends though

Gaige is a tgirl in a goofy way. in a lil silly way. vaguely xenic but nobody can say. she would definitely own a blahaj

Hammerlock & Wainwright are t4t and crusty as fuck. neither of them had many surgeries bc they don't really give a shit (the moustaches, posture and mannerisms do all the passing for them) but they both did get their uteruses yeeted for medical reasons and Wainwright got that fancy corporate top surgery. also they use queer language that would make the average twitter user have an aneurysm (reclaimed slurs & outdated words ex. transsexual) because theyre old timey, but also for fun

Vaughn is post everything and thats part of the reason he's moved into letting that thing swing (under the underwear that is) + having his tits out in bl3. it's embezzled hyperion cash well spent

Torgue thought he was cis until he discovered xenogenders and realized he could literally have explosions be his gender. he still goes by he/him in most cases

How many Borderlands characters have been submitted so far?

Sir Alastair Hammerlock x2, Wainwright Del Frisco Jakobs x2, Moxxi, Tiny Tina, Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington, Maya, and FL4K

Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington, often referred to simply as Mister Torgue, and to his family, High-Five, is a supporting character in borderlands 2, getting his own dlc campaign, Mister Torgue's Campaign Of Carnage. He is an absolute genius when it comes to explosives and all things awesome (more on that later). having his parents die in an explosion, he caught to master explosions and created his own successful weapon company out of it, which he sold for 12 Dollars and a High-Five, he was kept on board the company mostly for PR reasons. he created his own death tournament to open a vault, which he paid out of pocket to run. despite his macho persona, he is actually a sentimental and emotional character, despite his tone of voice always being a yell and his bombastic personality. he is also quite the nerd, playing Bunkers and Badasses. it was confirmed he's bisexual.

now for the headcanons and what i think about him, i love him, he's awesome. i have a headcanon that he's on the autism spectrum, as he has a hyperfixation (EXPLOSIONS), he has a hard time expressing his emotions, and is very 1 track minded, something i find relatable as an autist myself but thats a headcanon and is no way official, even if it would be cool representation

let me know what yall think

Flex off pt 2! Right bracket tenth seed.

(Borderlands 2 AU) Kuro, do you and Mr. Torque rock out alot?

Kuro grinned and laughed at the question. "Only every chance we get. He's a fun guy to be around, especially since we kinda have the same tastes in music."

Torgue: I’M STILL F*CKING ANGRY I CAN’T SAY F*CK! F*CK!

Zane: Feck.

Torgue: WHAT THE F*CK!!!

Mister Torgue High Five Flexington, I love you!

AND I F*CKING LOVE YOU TOO ANON!

NEVER BE AFRAID TO LOVE! LOVE IS THE STRONGEST EXPLOSIVE IN THE WHOLE F*CKING UNIVERSE! LOVING AND RESPECTING ONE ANOTHER IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST FORMS OF BADASSITUDE!

DO YOU HAVE PROOF THAT YOU'RE THE REAL MISTER TORGUE HIGH-FIVE FLEXINGTON?

DO YOU HAVE PROOF THAT YOU REALLY CONSUME TEETH!?!?!????????

do you think mister torgue high-five flexington effectively utilized bisexual power by being the ceo of a multi-billion dollar gun corporation

this is the only merc day art you're getting from me this year. this hc was a joke but it is no longer one. i'm certain grandma flexington has made some bomb ass pierogi

ok i wanna ask if you have any borderlands characters submitted, if its not too much? theres a whole treasure trove of queer characters in itand tbh id be a little shocked if NO characters from it have been submitted in 2500 submissions

I do! I have submissions for Sir Alistair Hammerlock, Wainwright Del Frisco Jakobs, Moxxi, Tiny Tina, Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington, Maya, FL4K, and Timothy Lawrence!

Borderlands character pictures, Pt 5

Dr. Ned's joke about shipping in the BL1 Jakobs Cove DLC was funnier and a better homage to internet culture than anything BL3 did.

God this really made me realise how much I miss Zed/Ned. I can’t remember, was there ever confirmation he’d actually died during the final Bl2 DLC?IIRC he had an echo saying he wasn’t going to leave sanc or something, I can’t actually remember. 

For me, the best overall homages to current culture are all from our lord and savior, Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington.

I’m thinking of his run in with Lilith during assault on Dragon Keep where she realised she was gatekeeping her interests while he just wanted to enjoy a fantasy game with unicorns WHILE being a giant hunk of muscle, and the COC (lol)  quest chain where he wanted you to silence game reviewers for daring to not give a perfect score to his fave video game series. The dialogue in that one was so on point, god. 

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Kinktober Day 26: Beyond His Will

Saying no to Torgue is not something Hugo can do.

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The corn maze was huge and intricate. Hugo hadn’t wanted to go in, but Torgue had promised to look out for both of them. Now they were both lost and separated from each other. Hugo huffed, annoyed. He wandered aimlessly, sometimes calling for Torgue, knowing it wouldn’t help. It took him an hour to find his way out and he swore when he couldn’t find his partner.

He shoved his hands in his pockets and waited angrily. This was not how he’d wanted to spend his day at all. The Hyperion funded corn maze had turned out stupid and idiotic and next time he’d outright refuse to go anywhere near it. He glared at his employees as the walked past.

It was thirty minutes before he heard Torgue’s voice, ringing throughout the place. He turned to see the large, half-dressed man running towards him.

“HUGO! THERE YOU F***ING ARE!” His smile was a wide as it could be, eyes sparkling like stars.

He braced himself, knowing full well what Torgue was going to do.

The large man scooped Hugo up, hugging him tightly to spin him around. He laughed loudly. “THAT WAS THE BEST MOTHER F***ING CORN MAZE I’VE EVER BEEN TO! THANK YOU!”

Hugo held onto his shoulders, staring at the extreme happiness extruding from Torgue. Any anger at the man faded and he smiled back. He could never stay mad when Torgue smiled like that. It sank warm and heavy inside him.

“Okay,” Hugo laughed.

Torgue kissed him and then set him down. “CAN WE GO AGAIN!?”

A dread began to well up inside him, but he sighed. “Yeah.”

(Borderlands AU): Torgue, Carli, and Ryder set off a multi-colored explosion behind them, while making Super Sentai/Power Ranger Poses

///Hope you like these poses! ^-^///

Torgue stood in the middle of Ryder and Carlisha. He was doing an air guitar pose while throwing his hand in the air, doing the devil horns. Ryder stood at Torgue's right side as he held his Atlas pistol and rifle, the Troll and Ogre reslectively, and pointed them both into the air above him. Carlishe twirled her blade around a bit, then she struck a pose with her hip out to the left a bit, one hand on Kilauea's sheath on that hip as she rested the blade on her right shoulder. As everyone struck their poses, the large explosion went off behind them all, and sent debris everywhere, along with a handful of bandits and psychos.

"Haha I've always wanted to do that!" Carlisha exclaimed and sheathed her sword.

"Badasses don't look at explosions!" Ryder laughed.

"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT! THAT WAS AWESOME!" Torgue yelled in his usual tone of voice and began making explosion noises.

Tbh the opportunity to visit new planets is just empty and worthless without the shrill screams of a one Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington kindly requesting me to blown them up

I really hope he is in BL3