i finally watched the boys
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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.
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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
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"If you made a bargain for the Tal-Vashoth, that debt for their lives will be honored"
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Sorry for this very bizarre question.
But Leech Lord’s split jaw. Does his Mandible bone split aswell? Or is it just skin/muscle.?
I can’t for the LIFE of me figure out how to draw split jaws and it’s infuriating the fuck outta me..
Cheers! - Tavi
God I had to root so far for these but here you go bud -
bullshit - https://www.tumblr.com/border-spam/642938380487950336/dont-think-i-ever-posted-these-together-but-ive?source=share
bullshit (anatomical) - https://www.tumblr.com/border-spam/631001867614355456/me-mmm-monster-mouth-haha-mmm-m-monsster?source=share
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The bean jar
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i need to talk about my dick.
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if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw
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screenshot study of my favorite frame from crisis core
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My friend finally showed me What We Do In the Shadows movie - and I loved it - and I drew this
UPD - I watched the show so I added the show one, too
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i cannot remain silent any longer
you must all come to see the truth
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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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I love Scleritas. Even when he's telling me to kill people I like, it's clearly out of love. He comes scampering in like "hello my loathsome nasty reprobate piece-of-shit corpsefucker master" and I'm like hell yes, Scleritas is here, lads night, let's crack open a couple cold ones and talk about how blood smells or whatever, this is the highlight of my week, I love you like a butler AND a brother
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