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jaubaius · 1 year

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#surprised #wholesome memes #weird #mild shock #sweet

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deadmomjokes · 2 years

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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ????#and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?''#NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY???#and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often''#the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing''#and he's like ''SWEET?????''#so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

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primussavethesemechs · 8 months

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I want the human/cybertronian life difference to be talked about more in canon

Cuz I mean. it’s RIGHT THERE.

Just a smidgen of true acknowledgment I BEG YOU HASBRO‼️

i mean come on all it takes is someone mentioning how long the wars been going for one of the humans to go “4 MILLION YEARS???? WHAT THE FUCK HOW OLD ARE YOU???”

And optimus or ratchet to be like “…5/7 million?” And all of the humans to have a break down CUZ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE BEFORE THE HUMAN SPECIES EXISTED??? WE WERE MONKEYS WHEN YOU WERE BORN???

And the (woefully uniformed) cybertronians to be like “??? What do YOU mean your species was still evolving when I onlined, how long do you guys live?? A thousand?? A few hundred??”

And the gobsmacked humans to be like “??? NO WE HARDLY LIVE OVER A HUNDRED ITS CONSIDERED AN ACCOMPLISHMENT?? AVERAGE OLD AGE DEATH IS LIKE MID 80s!! TECHNICALLY THE AVERAGE LIFE SPAN IS 72 OR SOMETHING???”

Cue the autobots being like “😨 72??? THATS A CHILD WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT⁉️”

the more attached/emotional bots looking at their charges and realizing that not only are they sparklings compared to them but they’ll die as sparklings too in just a few decades, causing them to straight up have a mini meltdown.

Yeah they’re in a war and they’ve lost plenty of friends, but never to anything as predictable and inescapable as old age.

It’s the seeing-it-coming part that gets to them, the slow dread of knowing that even if they do everything right and keep them out of danger and they stay healthy there’s nothing they can do to stop them from withering away in a couple of decades.

Most versions of bumblebee looking at their charge/friend and realizing his assumptions about the fact that since they’re both still young that they’ll have plenty of time to just. Live together and have fun- are wrong?? Immediately tears. Even if cybertronians can’t cry tears he’s doing whatever the equivalent is and running away to cry in his room. And then running back to snatch them and take them with him cuz HE CANT WASTE A SECOND IF THEIR LIFESPANS ARE REALLY THAT SHORT HES GONNA JUST HAVE TO SPEND 24/7 WITH THEM

This whole concept ESPECIALLY applies to TFP since all of them got their own little human buddy and there’s only like 5 autobots to begin with (of the main season 1 crew) they’ve lost so many of their own so recently, their numbers are already dwindling down to nothing, they’re losing the war and the kids are what’s given them a major morale boost. To continue fighting they need hope, and the kids have kind of become their hope for the future- to know they’ll die off in under a century despite how young they still are is a shot to the spark.

Look me in the eye and tell me bee wouldnt panic hearing that Raf only has 70-80 years to live. LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME HE WOULDNT HAVE SOME KIND OF FIT OVER BEING TOLD THAT HIS LITTLE BUDDY (from a cybertronian perspective) HAS A LIFESPAN EQUIVALENT TO A LATE STAGE TERMINAL ILLNESS DIAGNOSIS. Bee would start treating Raf like a kid with stage 4 cancer 😭

I just KNOW bulkhead would have the worst reaction other than bee, maybe even worse cuz he looks at miko and realizes she’s used up basically a fifth of her entire lifespan already and she’s Still So Little and straight up starts weeping. That’s his DAUGHTER you can’t take her from him so soon it’s not FAIR! He might have to go destroy a canyon wall or something to let some of the anger and grief out

Arcee is Not taking it well either.

She JUST got attached to this one, just got used to a new partner and your telling her that no matter what she does he’s never going to last as long as tailgate of cliff jumper did?? Even if both he and she do everything they’re supposed to do to protect him and extended his life?? Depression time baby

Optimus and ratchet don’t react as much outwardly to the news as the others but inside they’re both 💔💥

These kids have brought optimus a level of contentment he hasn’t felt in vorns, and he sees how bright their spirits shine- Only to now know those precious spirits will burn out in less than a century- it gnaws at him inside, yet another strike from the cruelty of fate

Ratchet is devastated but refuses to acknowledge it, these kids- yes even miko- have become his pseudo grandkids and he’s not ready, nor will he ever be ready, to outlive them. Jacks reminds him too much of a younger optimus, still learning and still hopeful. Miko is… well she has a fire to her that ratchet can appreciate (when she’s not actively annoying him) she’s determined enough to make anything happen which he does begrudgingly respect even if he wishes she wouldn’t just throw herself into any and every situation just for fun.

And Raf…

Raf is his apprentice, the only one of the kids to understand him and listen intently to his stories of cybertron. To show appreciation for his work and his ideas, to Listen and Learn and Improve his inventions. He harbors the most fondness for Raf since he sees so much potential in him, and has taken him under his wing in teaching him cybertronian language and biology.

He feels almost like he’s training a student to take his place- only for the ground to be ripped out from under him to know that Raf will never have the chance to succeed him, will never even outlive him.

A parent should never have to bury their child, and ratchet already feels that he has.

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TLDR the autobots find out humans have fruit fly lifespans next to them and become one big soggy mess of tears, optimus and ratchet included although they try to have a stiff upper lip about it (and fail to varying extents)

I swear this was supposed to be about any and all continuities but TFP took over completely😭 idk it just fits the best since they focus so much on how attached the bots get to the kids

Edit: btw this was inspired from the fact I found out that the cybertronian equivalent to a year (yes I know technically they have solar cycles which are roughly a human year but what they consider a year vs their lifespan/time perception is different) is a vorn. A vorn is 80 HUMAN YEARS. I saw that and went “oh wow a vorn is like a whole human lifespan!😃” and then I went “OH A VORN IS A WHOLE HUMAN LIFESPAN 😀“

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columboscreens · 5 months

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#columbo #season 2 #double shock #get his bashful ass #giving columbo mild stage fright was such a pro move. destroy him with attention

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saltynovember · 7 months

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Never rlly cared about One Piece this whole time (like I literally grew up with the series and read it midway once but never felt the need to actually indulge in it). Never gave a second thought when Netflix announced they're putting their hands on live adaptation. Until earlier this month cuz suddenly everyone on jpn Twitter and na Tumblr won't stop talking about the show the cast the easter eggs the sets the Mackenyu. Especially Mackenyu. Watched the show to check if its that good (plus the gifs looked promising). Now? I'm in a process of accepting my newfound obsession. I'm searching for a new gifset every hour, looking for every new piece of fanart, trying to figure out the cheapest way to read 1000+ manga chapters which doesn't involve piracy(ha), and...I'm shipping Luffy and Zoro. I'm shipping OP characters...and I'm a fully grown adult...I prefer Luffy as a top and Zoro as bottom btw

and its all because the show totally nailed it.

#still in shock #shipping op characters was the last thing I expected of myself #and here I am??? still in mild denial #oh well #zolu #luzo #opla #one piece live action

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squoobest · 4 days

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springfest recap: the one where an inkling (me) experiences cosmic misfortune

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatfest #springfest #splatoon gameplay #team lil bunnies #mild flashing #cw mild flashing #(some of the thunder shocks and effects at the beginning could potentially count as such! so better safe than sorry #pentaphobia #ask to tag #music: free money - pikuniku (bo en)

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abysslll · 2 years

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im not gonna shut up about this scene it's too funny

#*mild shock* NANDASORE #jjba part 5 #vento aureo

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artish-boi · 2 years

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Happy Family ❤️

#local boy draw jove and Thalassa again what a shock #i just love them okay #till death do they part #ace attorney #aa #aa4 #mild aa4 spoilers?#apollo justice #jove justice #thalassa gramarye

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animebw · 24 days

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Well shit, that was an earthquake.

Don't worry, I'm fine. Only lasted like 30 seconds and a loose pile of books fell over. But man, the adrenaline while the building was shaking...

#funnily enough just got a mild aftershock while I was typing this post lol #I know Taiwan's a big earthquake hotspot #but I haven't had any since like the first couple weeks I got here #so bit of a shock

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shipsarebeautiful · 8 months

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You know that moment in Yuri!!! On Ice episode 10 when Phichit finds out Victuuri are engaged and loudly announces their marriage to everyone in the area? That’s how Wataru reacted to the SHMK marriage. To me.

#Enstars #shumika #hibiki wataru #sab actually posts #I’M RIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT BTW #he WOULD be the one going ‘CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MARRIAGE! HEY EVERYONE MY GOOD FRIEND HERE JUST GOT MARRIED!!!’#all while cheering and clapping violently #if you’re wondering then Chris’ reaction of looking like he already knows would be Rei #Otabek’s reaction of being pretty neutral but clapping anyway would be Kanata (except he’s still smiling)#and Yurio’s reaction of utter shock and mild disgust would be Natsume (but mostly as a joke because he still loves his Nii-san)

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rebirth-artblog · 1 year

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I haven't posted anything that would suggest I like Bleach, but I need to talk about a few things.

SPOILERS FOR TYBW EPISODE 7 (Technically. For the ones who care)

Just, Byakuya asking Ichigo to protect Soul Society. Not Byakuya asking for help, not Byakuya acknowledging Ichigo is stringer than him, not Byakuya realizing his limitation. Though all of that is is amazing story telling and character development and whatever. What I can't get over is Byakuya Kuchiki, head of the Kuchiki Family, Captain of Squad 6, stern older brother of Rukia Kuchiki, a noble, crying, with tears and trembling voice. In what he believes are his last moments, he's crying while he begs to the man who shattered his world view within minutes of meeting him to do the job he was not strong enough to do. And this comes after asking about his sister Rukia and the second closest thing he has to a friend Renji. Once he knows they are still alive, he decided to let go of everything and make his last breath count for something. Since the beginning of this arc, Byakuya has been more emotional than before. Not expressive, but emotional. We have seen him feel confident, feel afraid, and feel worried during his fight with As Nodt, and even when he is talking with Ichigo it was so hard to hear him crying, but the tremble was there. Just the tiniest hint of sorrow, and you can tell the level of dedication everyone had while making the series, and the amount of care and respect the voice actor has for the character.

All of this is to say, Byakuya Kuchiki is my second favorite character and this arc is half of the reason I like him so much.

Edit: Also, just pissed off Ichigo gage me chills

#bleach #bleach tybw #tybw arc #tybw anime #tybw spoilers #kuchiki byakuya #byakuya kuchiki #ichigo kurosaki #kurosaki ichigo #i was in mild shock at the end of this episode #so much happened that even knowing what's going to happen the impact of watching it hit me so hard

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sodrippy · 5 months

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and once again, for the 274959375th day in a row, the winner of shocking facts is "if you eat some food youll stop feeling like death warmed over"! yay for eating some food to stop feeling like death yippee

#and for the 27384859395748th day in a row im in shock and awe that i felt this way always before #does not help that im back in my headache era my mild nausea era 😞#but still we persist !

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m4gp13 · 1 year

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AU where instead of an eyepatch Ethan has a prosthetic eye but he just doesn't tell anyone about it because he doesn't see much point to it. Right up until he's sparring with someone or something like that and he gets hit in the face which makes his prosthetic fall out and everyone around him starts freaking out because "oh my god did your eye just pop out what the fuckwhat thefuckwhatthefuck!?!?!?" and Ethan just needs to stick his eye back in his head and awkwardly explain his run-in with his mother.

#pjo #percy jackson #ethan nakamura #after everyone gets over the initial shock #and mild guilt #they realise they can have fun with it #the Hecate kids especially enjoy this new material #the Hermes kids too #Q ay u ay

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stiltonbasket · 7 months

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Hi! I just want to say that I adore your fem!WWX fic. It is so sweet. I especially like the third chapter (and meme in the end xd). You can see why LWJ is so hopelessly in love with WWX. I wonder if LWJ got another moments of "cultural shock" while staying in Lotus Pier?

Not really. It took him a while to adapt to the Jiang clan lifestyle, but he spent five summers at Lotus Pier before the Lan sect elders decided that he was too old to spend time around Wei Wuxian without a chaperone, so he had plenty of time to ease into it.

#asks #fem!wwx au #most of his “cultural shock” moments were pretty mild tbh #he had to get used to the noise and (relative) lack of structure #but wwx sat him down and explained that the rules at Lotus Pier mostly boil down to Don't Hurt Yourself and Don't Hurt Other People #so he was a-ok after a while

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fastwalker · 4 days

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honestly most people are barely conscious animals. back when air filters and masks were mandaory at my job and school barely anyone got sick. ofc as soon as it stopped being mandatory they got rid of it all, also most colleauges and classmates refuse to air the rooms bc "it's just too cold!!!" (why are you wearing croptops or summer dresses when it's 0°C.....) and then everyone is like "why is everyone sick all the time, why am I sick at least once a month, what do you mean you're calling in sick?? we're understaffed, everyone else is sick too!" yea wonder fucking why idiot

#this shit is pissing me off so much and genuinely turning me misanthropic #nothing will make you lose faith in humanity like a care/education job #the lack of basic common sense is shocking #I wasn't sick once not even a mild cold when all this shit as mandatory it was heaven #but people will choose bronchitis flu pneumonia myokarditis and covid over being slightly inconvenienced #last year two of my colleauges got hospitalized bc of their 'benign' but way too frequent respiratory infections #guess that's better than masking 👍

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gammaraydeath · 8 days

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we had to watch a documentary about. 4chan in class today. well it was about hacktivism and i was like boy i hope they talk about the hacker known as anonymous lol! and. well. it was. i was only joking i didn't actually want this

#the audio of the interviewees explaining b while extremely mild shock images filled the screen nearly killed me

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