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Wikihow - How to Develop the Perfect Evil Stare / How to Do an Evil Glare / How to Look Evil / How to Do an Evil Laugh
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How well are the 500 yr old grandpas w/ technology? I already know their asses write like founding fathers
Nightmare: Killer! how do you say "this meeting will be a waste of my fucking time, fuck you" in professional e-mail terms
Killer: Thank you, Name.
I appreciate the offer, but I would like to know what I contribute to the meeting before attending.
Cheers, Nightmare
Nightmare: <- uses text-to-speech and autocorrect
Ink: you spelled captcha wrong
Ink: and how
Ink: and frustrating
Ink: adjectives go before the noun
Ink: you used "fml" right though so good job
Ink: oh, you're also texting. in case this was meant for a search engine
Ink: <- being annoying on purpose
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Secret Satan Server Spam, Drow Edition! Pt 3!
Vyxander - @leidensygdom | Merenelle - @lightningandflames
All these characters belong to their respective owners, do not take these artworks for yourself - thank you!
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I decided to take part in the Sandman Inktober event, but I will use the prompts to write a Haiku (mostly in terms of meter) every day. The idea is to add daily so I end up with a 31 (self-)reblog chain for the whole month.
So if this shows up in your feed again, scroll all the way down or check the reblogs 🙂
I would love to draw, but I feel I would put too much pressure on myself because it takes me a lot longer than writing (and I have hang-ups). But I will give you some older art with my first Haiku (two versions existed of this one, but the other was a bit gory/potentially triggering in more than one way, and I mostly painted over it)…
1. Dream
Dream weaves silent tales,
Endless stories, worlds untold,
But at night they speak.
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I don’t know about you, but I’ve always been able to feel someone near me. Even when I wasn’t looking. Now? It’s just a bit more fine tuned.
Besides, they say when one sense is hindered, the others tend to pick up the slack - and my hearing was always pretty good to begin with, heh.
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Doric: Are you okay?
Simon, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.
Doric: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Simon?
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