I don’t “make plans”. I recover from existing all week 😪
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What's your favorite Cucurucho alias. I'll go first. I like Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen.
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pre-resurrection gang is like: every friend group should include
a bimbo (cristabel)
two mean bisexuals (augustine & mercymorn)
an even meaner lesbian (cassiopeia)
she/theys (pyrrha)
he/theys (gideon)
a token straight that’s on thin ice (alfred)
two preserved corpses you puppeteer around with you (ulysses & titania)
an astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized (nigella)
and a short king (john)
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