In accordance with current events

I just think she should win the mcytblr sexyman poll

ok the thing with this round is this

wilbur soot is reigen arataka. suave businessman, sure people say he’s a twink, a tad pathetic if you think about him for more than five seconds. he moved to utah after a failed burger place.

but joe hills? joe hills is cecil gershwin palmer. joe hills is a cryptid enigma who has not only stared into the void and had it stare back, but is friends with it. they have tea together every saturday, it’s lovely. he didn’t have to move to utah, because he was born and records from nashville tennessee. he wears lime green, baffles all who go near him. he wears suits, overthrows monarchies in his mind, successfully held a coup. people draw him sexy. he sings, recites haiku’s, and if you need any more proof, go look at @joe-hills-said. joe hills is all. joe hills is best.

and we all know who between reigen and cecil wins. who is the best. and it’s not reigen. reigen is a twitter sexyman

but cecil? well, cecil is THE tumblr sexyman. and if joe hills is cecil, well… it’s obvious, isn’t it?

VOTE JOE HILLS

if cleo wins the entire poll i go on testosterone

if joe wins the entire poll i dye my hair green

if scar wins the entire poll i cut my hair

if anyone from the nho wins the poll i buy hair growth solution (minoxidil) and start growing a beard

this is a little old but. hey Mumbo enjoyers. wanna make an alliance?

WE JUST BREACHED 19000

HOLY SHIT

KEEP VOTING QUACKITY

DONT STOP

I just realized ive been voting for Joe and Scar so much that when they (possibly) get put against eachother, i made a self imposed war against myself of who i should cheer on in this coliseum we've sat in for days, yelling and cheering, campaigning and making things to influence the support so our fighter can progress to the next round, only to either be slain or claim victory again, but I've been cheering for multiple fighters and soon the two fighters I've been supporting will be pitted against eachother and i will soon realize the mistake of free will of the mind, due to its lack of better choices and unable to live with my decision to chose my champion in this final battle.

following my post about cursed etho facts, many of you have enlightened me to the fact that you STILL use double tap to sprint in the glorious modern times of 2024.

so we are going to see which method is superior:

MCYT SEXYMAN WINNER JOE HILLS

[ID: the sexyman bracket, showing that the final winner is Joe Hills]

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This is 90% a video covering the containment breach and 10% just things that made me laugh/my own personal highlights lol sorry that I left out big things!! the song is only like 2 minutes long and i ran out of steam adkjfha

Thank you @mcytblrsexymen for the funniest two weeks I've had in ages and for also having really organized tags because there was absolutely no way I would have done this without them

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However smug Scott may be for bribing tumblr with flower husbands crumbs, we all know who the real winners today were <3

good game lads

o7

Dear tntduers, I dont think we could do a capybara (pull this up), soldiers,we all fought well

i cannot BELIEVE yall voting joe over cleo. she was gonna come back to tumblr. I MADE APPOINTMENTS CAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA WIN

man. now im just going on T normally and not for commitment to the bit.

edit: removed "not". sorry messed up my sentence :p

if joehillssweep is real I'll dye my hair green again. I hate green but I'll do it

sometimes it sucks to be a micro blogger cause while I think I could say literally anything and the only people who would see it are either my friends or people who I think generally couldn’t care less about what I post (also that Australian boost factor: I can post shit that the Americans won’t even seeeee) but it also means that when I yell for you guys to vote quackity goddamn he’s got so far don’t let him lose to grian cause I think the next round are the quarter finals fkwkdkckkdkskfkckskowoq no one will see it, or my hermit loving friends will

that’s to stay vote quackity cowards