being a vampire is not knowing whether she's staring at your lips or trying to catch a glimpse at your fangs

Comet!!!! can you ramble abiut your ideas for the earth ghoul circle?

Of course I can! I'm of two minds about earth ghouls. I mean how cool would it be if they were just from...earth. They're the strange things in the forest, the cryptids, the monsters. They're ancient, emerge when they're needed, take care of, and protect, the wild places Human's haven't yet sunk their teeth into. But also, an earth circle would be really fucking cool. SO! Circle ramblings under the cut, just to save space.

I think the earth ghoul circle is, well, a lot like Earth. Solid ground to stand on. Dirt. Trees. Plants. Water. Life (ish). I think, it's one of the only circles that has real seasons. I think most of them keep the same basic climate year round but this circle doesn't. It has a full four seasons (and all the mini ones in between). Earth ghouls have the easiest time adjusting to the climate topside

because they already live in something simliar. I do, however, think the plants are...well...different. Sentient, in some cases, just a little...strange in others (like the difference between Ents, and the trees in Fangorn that just...sort of....move). Earth ghouls are deeply connected to these plants. They understand them--even the ones that can't speak audibly. Earth ghouls are tenders of life. Gardner's of this strange mirror of earth that they call home. It's a pretty, sprawling, circle. With every sort of terrain you can think of. Mountains, and deserts, and lakes, and plains. Earth ghouls are solitary most of the time, and terrotorial. Staking claim to vast reigions of land and defending them with tooth and claw. They mostly steer clear of each other though. There aren't that many of them really, and there's plenty of space. This solitary nature means there isn't much of a hierarchy on the earth level. There is no goverment, no law, no meetings. This is nature, wild and raw and unbidden and so, when someone needs something from an earth ghoul. Someone else (a multi-ghoul or a low-level demon) has to brave the untamable wilds of the earth circle. Dodging vines that reach for their ankles. Avoiding perfect looking peaches hanging ripe in trees--temptation in its highest form, and seek out the ghoul who's needed. There are myths, spread among ghouls and demons who can cross the circles, that you can't eat anything out of the earth circle or you'll never be allowed to leave. That you will become one with the circle, a servant to it and whatever earth ghoul cultivates the fruit you bit into. But mostly, that's just lies to keep outsiders away. Despite the inherent dangers, and the occasional rock shattering battles over territory. The earth circle is probably the most hospitable, which is saying something about the other circles.

Cuddy, in the hospital having the blood in her piss checked out: you really don't have to be her

House: you're my girlfriend! I'm being supporitve

Cuddy: I'm mainy talking about them

*pan to reveal the ducklings all gathered in a line looking so awkward*

anyway that was an amazing cut right there, best i've seen in house at least for a whiel and also a good bait and switch cos i really thought it was gonna be about house being his housey self and calling the doctor a moron

I think we need to have a conversation about Willy getting frustrated on the bench because when any other player does it, I'm like "ho hum, yes i understand you're upset, feel better soon", but when it's Willy, I start thinking thoughts that I'm ashamed to put down in writing.

Someone Help Me.

Why?

Sexy bitches cry over Order 66 at least twice a day.

or maybe i am just mentally ill

can't tell if I want a kiss or if I just need to go to bed (the sun is rising)

draco liked potions when snape wrote all the instructions on the board and all he had to do was follow them and be praised for it

he didn't like it as much when following the book's instructions didn't go as smoothly and slughorn didn't praise him

he didn't like it at all when he realised that pursuing it outside of school would involve actual reading and research

Debating whether Saffron Mike and Evan’s dynamic should be like

Evan, lovingly picking up one of his beloved animals: you're stinky and gross.

Mike: Evan! Why are you verbally abusing your animals?!

Ev, still tenderly holding the animal: stinky bastard man.

Or

Mike after yet another of Ev's animals bit him: that thing is a filthy hellspawn

Ev: he probably learned it from YOU. Say one more bad thing about my little guy and I'll cut off your tongue (/j)

OKY I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME SI I’m RUSHING THIS I AM LITERALLY IN MY CAR I HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO GET THIS DINE

The fucking semi colon tatto. The stick and pokes. Ok. Like. It all makes sense now. Quackity’s once again a mf who’s affected by the “I got hurt as a kid so I’ll help people now” mindset. Stick and poke tattoos means he probably was either going through something that made him want to do something his parents wouldn’t like or maybe it was him trying to fit in with a certain group. That would explain the religious trauma. Probably got caught doing dumb shit. Maybe sex ir drugs or plenty of other bad things. And his parents or family or church or all of the above took it upon themselves to kill whatever sin they thought their kid had

Then during all of that my homeboy got fucking suicidal which is the semi colon so yeah. Uh. Mhm I am very much making sense. I also believe there was some kind of sexual trauma in there. HOLY SHIT DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHJNG TI DI WITH THE CHRUCH STUFF ??????? Anyways. Errr. So like that would explain why he’s so worried for Wilbur’s self destructive behavior and why q is so careful and wants 100% clear consent during sex

I AM GONNA SAY MORE LATER MAYBE I HAVE TO GO DO SOMETHING NOW I HOPE THISE MAKES SOME KIND OF SENSE

-quavkity analsysi anin

Goddammit, I can't get away with fucking anything around here, I give two tiny details and you've got his whole backstory figured out /veryverypos

Me sitting here like do I actually don't watch AT4W anymore because I'm no longer interested or do I just no longer care about the Contest of Champions storyline and I want it to ENDDDDDDDD

branmer in chapter 2 of i joy in my disgrace: oh great the sexy shadow man is my father's aide so i can't fuck him but you know what i CAN STILL FIGHT HIM

am i actually being neglected and mistreated, or is it just the 3am overthinking?

welcome back to another episode of do i want finn wolfhard's gender or am i just really attracted to him

my toxic trait is being so confident in myself for an exam that i don't prepare well, think i fucked it over after appearing for it and then top the entire class

Despite my best efforts I am nervous about today's Dorohedoro announcement.

And I shouldn't be because I'm 98% sure that the announcement is going to be something underwhelming, but it's that 2% of uncertainty that's getting to me.

the most annoying thing about me is that if I see someone I find hot I can never tell if I think they're hot or if I just want to look like them