Halloween twist where a magic spell gave Jason some big (and nice) canines.

Dick: please don't start ripping out the limbs of criminals with your teeth.

Tim: please bite me with your teeth.

A personal headcanon I have and that fanfic writers are also fond of seems to be that while Dr. Ratio is very book smart, Aventurine is street smart to a high degree. Enough that it often baffles Dr. Ratio.

We saw the Nightingale vs Eagle argument and how Aventurine was able to identify the shrinking gate while Veritas didn't even consider it.

So I love scenarios and fanfics where Aventurine makes what everyone assumes are lucky guesses and gambles but Ratio slowly realizes have well thought out reasoning behind.

And then he gets irritated and intrigued because how does he keep doing that???

everyone Noticed but nobody dares to speak because this might actually keep him in check

on that note, I always said I wasn’t going to write yandere content (because personally I would end up dead because I simply could NOT be controlled like that) but something about yandere!Kyojuro is making my coochie flutter so. Yeah. The notes app is open.

Everything would've been fine if Obi-Wan had just clicker trained Anakin actually

A conversation from earlier about cults in slasher films got me thinking about a cult dedicated to Sukuna that’s been around for ages. In recent years, they worry more about preparing themselves for his next coming and search far for his next vessel. They inevitably come across a young Yuuji and kidnap him, brainwashing him and prepping him to be a proper vessel for Sukuna.

Then, once Yuuji hits 21, the cult surprises him with the gift of an individual draped in white. They’re the most beautiful person he’s ever seen and have been proclaimed to be his bride to be.

Genuinely curious, why is boothill in S rank? Since hes a cyborg i didnt think he would be able to burp and all

This is all conjecture as I've only seen the animations for him. I'm biased maybe a little because I've run into the same problem with Genos and even he eats a lot too.

But this is because of combination of a couple of his animations, which is he actually eats/swallows his bullets and as it shows in his his ult, he has enough control either bringing it back up or burping the bullet back up that he uses it. That's some masterful control over his digestive system, whatever it is. Plus he's a cyborg instead of full android.

The thing I laugh at is first, he won't like stand up straight even though he gets the very nice looking hip swing (it just has to be murder on his spine) and second, if he wasn't a cyborg, his outfit would be slutty/manwhorish/whatever you want to call it because his shirt is essentially a crop top to show off the bottom of his pecs, abs, and hips the whole time. The only difference is the metal skin then blends in with the rest of his outfit.

Plus we're dealing with places that has dreams, space trains, magic, and other scientific advances. There's no reason why a cyborg couldn't burp. He might fall down in rankings once actually get to know him, but there's at least solid evidence that he burps OFTEN, he likes to show off, and likes explosions and even be sexy on purpose (I see those hips and then his kicks). Right now, the evidence is stacked in his favor for him being a big burper. Not sure on eating, though I often think they go hand in hand.

Thinking about pastel goth Hazel and then remembering there's other goth subcultures and I'm doing a quick search bc im not v familiar w/ them but from a few glances of the different fashions:

Hazel: Pastel goth/Gothic lolita

Nico: Emo goth

Bianca: Mall goth

Macaria: Pin-Up goth

Melinoe: Nu-goth

Zagreus: Glam goth

Hades: All his clothes are just black or dark-coloured, what the fuck is an "aesthetic"/Corporate goth (for meetings. Or to make his nephew realize he's bisexual)

There's a lot of subcultures and I am not good with fashion and trying to find examples (especially for men's looks) of the various subcultures was. hard, but I think it's pretty good rep of my various headcanons on how they dress!

Ok I see one gif of Eliot Spencer and it triggers a thought. This isn't necessarily in a sexual way, although you are free to read it that way too, but imagine Eliot getting into BDSM BUT, BUT, as the sub. Now stay with me here, I know he takes a lot of damage in real life because of his job, but imagine him with a very soft and gentle Dom who focuses on pleasure not pain.

Eliot, I have to keep in constant control of myself because I am a dangerous weapon, Spencer, trusting someone or someones enough to turn over complete control of himself to them.

in honour of ray+karen still being an item (thank you fellow kinklings for the confirmation), here are a bunch of pics of the two of them together. I think they’re a good match visually…..and now I’m so curious how they met!!

cant stop thinking about a cute young first-time pregnant dad being mentored by a very experienced thicc round dilf whos been pregnant back to back for years

[frothing at the mouth] listen to me LISTEN it's not JUST a kink thing!! ulixes is pushing steban TOWARDS ACTION!! THAT'S why he's pleased when steban gets slapped or critiqued, not because he wants to see steban suffer for no reason

Tim has a filing kink..... maybe I should actually relisten to the earlier seasons....

okay so. the first clue we get is when jon mentions tim flirting with filing clerks for access to classified records. the second clue is when elias suggests that tim do some 'mindless filing' to help calm him down. the third clue is that tim is, completely and irrevocably, a weird little freak

So the first time Izzy meets Stede, Stede is all “you’re very skilled with a sword” and “I’m glad this isn’t over because I kind of enjoyed it” and like, they are rivals in the moment yeah but they’re not total jerks to each other.

Then the second time they meet, at Spanish Jackie’s, Stede is IMMEDIATELY the biggest bitch we ever see him be in the whole show. He isn’t even rude to the Spaniard who gut-stabbed him, or his childhood bullies ffs. But he puts on his cockiest attitude and looks down his nose despite knowing Izzy is a master swordsman with a ship full of men at his back. Zero self-preservation instincts.

And Izzy has no idea why this peppy blonde sudden started acting like such a dickhead, but Stede did claim to be a pirate and pirates do tend to be dickheads…

So is it at all surprising if Izzy wasn’t perfectly polite when they meet again on the Revenge? He’s got no reason to respect this guy coming in to the situations, and then Stede’s like “Ed, your flunky is a complete asshole!” My brother in piracy, you know damn well you antagonized that angry rat man ON PURPOSE.

Fuck around, find out.

A sword to the gut was honestly Stede getting off easy.

Eddie takes Steve to a metal concert and Steve realises maybe he has a thing very much for Eddie but also Eddie’s style in general, because holy shit there are a lot of hot people here. A lot of people in leather and tight tight denim. And Eddie is confused, at fist, as to why Steve seems so brain dead till they brush up close to each other and there’s something steadily hardening in Steve’s pants. so Eddie can’t help but smirk, leaning in close to tease Stevie for being a little perv and all Steve can do is bite his lip and whine.

me cringing whenever i read hard dom eddie smut on this app bc that's my soulmate and i happen to know him deeper than anyone else and know for a fact that man is a service top through and through.