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maiagaru · 2 years
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Scott and Bailey AU(-ish?) DCI Rachel Bailey & GMP Special Consultant Gill Murray (of course i just made that up don’t scream at me) Click (at your own risk) for context
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tttyg era where vampire pete finds ybcpatrick and takes him home. sees a fucked up kid and goes. hm you're mine now:) sing in my emo band boy
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badnewswhatsleft · 3 months
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patrick singing the harmony as the topline for our lawyer performances my beloved (summer sonic 2007)
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lookingformoondrop · 6 months
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OMG FINALLY SOMEONE WHO WRITES ABT THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY AAA
Honestly I'd take any writing about Andy LMFAO whatever you want to write, I'd just love to read something, be it headcanons or some short story <3
Absolutely! I was shocked when I tried finding content for TCOAAL, and there was none💀. For the sake of fluff Andy, the reader is the closest thing Andy has to a sister!
*Leyley doesn't exist*
P.S. Hopefully, this isn't OOC. This is also not proofread, so
I hope these meet your expectations <3
Andrew Graves x female best friend! Reader
TW: Everyone has a filthy mouth (swearing)... N/M = Nickname ♡
♡925 WORDS♡
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Ever since Andrew was a kid, he was treated more as his parent's friend than their kid.
This often meant that Andrew was forced to miss out on childish routines like throwing a tantrum, making a mess, having fun the loud way, and making mistakes, simply because "he was so easy."
If he were to add to his parents' load of problems, he wouldn't be able to live with himself, let alone sleep.
But that was all before he met you.
Every Friday, Mrs. Graves would give Andrew money to go on a snack run for the weekend.
But no matter what he did, no matter when or how he entered the grocery store, this little girl (no less than five) would terrorize Andrew.
"She's so annoying, mom! She always snatches the snacks I go for and then bolts for the next aisle. Then she just giggles and runs away with MY TOMATO SOUP."
Mrs. Graves sighed and turned around to face her son, "Andrew, just because a little five year old girl is taking some of the same snacks as you DOES NOT MEAN I am letting you shop at a different store! 'Shop Shop Shop and Shop, with more Shop' is the best for low-deals and prices. Please don't be difficult."
With no other choices, Andrew was forced to continue shopping.
Every week, she did the same thing. She'd sneak up behind him when he wasn't paying attention. She'd snatch the poor snack out of Andrew's hand and would bolt out of the aisle.
And everytime she did this, Andrew would grow angrier and angrier.
Finally, when the little girl stole the hundredth can of soup from his hand, Andrew turned around and grabbed the little girl's hair.
"AHH! Get off of me asshole!"
"You little shit! Give me that can back!"
They'd fight over the can of soup in the middle of the aisle for the next 10 minutes before the store owner kicked them out for "public disturbances."
Now, without his can of soup, sitting at the curb outside the store, with new bite marks along his arm, Andrew was more pissed than ever.
"What the hell is your problem? Do you just find malicious torment funny, you borderline psycho?"
Andrew turned towards the girl. She turned her smile towards Andrew, "Nah, just you."
Annoyed and exhausted, he put his face in his hands.
She thought for a moment , "No one plays with me, so I figured I should play with someone who looked as miserable as me."
Andrew looked at her through his fingers, "What about me screamed misery?"
She put a finger on her bottom lip, deep in thought, "You just have this face,"
Andrew scoffed at the girl, burying his face in his knees. She giggled.
"You just naturally look like an asshole"
"Watch your language, you fucking shit!"
Andrew went to grab the girls hair, "You dont even know my name, and yet you're calling me an asshole!? No wonder you dont have any friends."
She slapped Andrew's hand before it could reach her, "Well, what's your name?"
Andrew hesitated, "It's...Andrew Graves. What's yours?"
The little girl smiled, "Y/N L/N, your new best friend, Aaaaandy."
Andrew sat lazily with Y/N, laying on his lap. He cringed when he thought about their first meeting.
Of all the things they could've fought about, it was a can of soup... God, they're fucking stupid.
Since that day, Y/N would beg Andrew for attention and fun. She'd stalk him when he was out and about and would drag him away from any errands he was requested to run on.
"Leave me alone, N/M"
"Make me~"
"Please?"
"Lame. Now I have to come with you! With that bitch ass attitude you'll get beat up."
"Great."
And when Andrew accidentally reveal his address? Andrew was permanently stuck with Y/N.
Every Friday, she'd follow Andrew home, and even when Mr. and Mrs. Graves questioned the foul-mouth girl Andrew would never offer an explanation better than, "Some stray I picked up that won't let go. I have to keep her."
"Aaaaandyyy, can you change the channel? I don't want to lift my eyelids."
Andrew sighed, "The remote is right by your leg, dumbass"
"So?" She scoffed, "reach it for me."
"It's closer to you than it is to me!"
"Andy change the goddamn channel!"
"i'm not getting up just because your ass wants to be lazy!"
"ANDREW"
"Y/N"
Even if that meant pissing each other off with meanless schemes.
Despite their bickering that has made local pedestrians' ears bleed, they still were there for each other in everything.
"Whatever, you dumb bastard," Y/N mumbled to herself.
Andrew played with Y/N's hair as he stared at the mindless TV.
"Veronica Steveson asked me out to the date."
"Aw, poor hussy"
"Ouch, you think so lowly of me?"
"No, I just assumed you said no," Y/N continued to watch the TV.
"Why would I...?" Before Andrew could finish his sentence, Y/N sat up and stared at him with intense eyes.
"Do you like her?"
"W- Well no, but it's not like any other girls are crawling to date me"
Y/N scoffed at Andrew, flicking his forehead, "That's because you're stupid to notice."
She laid back down on his lap, and Andrew secretly smiled to himself. "So...who aren't I noticing?"
"Your mom."
"Y/N GROSS!"
And even if no one admitted it out loud, and even if you blushed one too many times around each other, you belonged with each other.
"But seriously, Andy, pass me the remote"
"Eat shit, N/M"
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Thank you for the ask <3
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pete & andy @ the iheartradio music awards
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ryllen · 5 months
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miscellaneous
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heaveniowa · 1 year
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so good right now / flu game - fall out boy
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thekintsugikids · 26 days
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saw patrick striptease in albany and haven’t stopped thinking about it since …….
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your-favourite-plague · 6 months
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What if little Leyley has so many hairpins because her mom wasn't taking care of her hair and Andy was the one who had to do this, but he didn't really know how to?
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the-grave-of-andrew · 23 days
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Been having a lot of back pain and headaches recently. Luckily, Leyley is always there to help try to lessen it however she can.
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jondoe279 · 3 months
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atp i genuinely doooon’t care if the old guard two is the worst thing put to film i just want to see the best character of all time (andromache the scythian) and her loser henchmen and everyone’s favorite girl nile freeman again
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pilotduty · 8 months
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had a lovely convo abt patricks support of trans folks yesterday and felt compelled 2 draw something abt it
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coffinsister · 3 months
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Source - ⚰️
The original link I got was to a rule 34 screenie this is to the og artist's twitter
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andysorbit · 10 months
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Farmer!Yuta brain rot
kinda nsfw fluff w/smut
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hates cutting his hair
very much a simple man who loves lying out in the fields with his head in your lap while you braid daisies into his hair
sells strawberries but saves the prettiest ones for you
has a goat that he would absolutely die for
has a special spot in the corner of the upper level of his barnhouse where he prettied it up so he can bring you up there to fuck for hours
always down to have dinner picnics over on the hill behind your farm when the weather is nice
will proceed to eat you out on said hill while you look up at the stars
then will proceed to fuck you from behind in said feel because there's something about fucking you doggy style in the glory that is nature
there's also something about laying you down in the grass and pounding you into the earth beneath you that makes him feral
loves moaning and whining in your ear
420 friendly Farmer who grows the Marijuana you put in your edibles
loves fucking you out on your bedroom balcony when it's harvest moon
also loves fucking you out in a field during harvest moon
has probably fucked you against every tree on his property
heavily encourages your use of farmer's dresses so he can just lift your dress and have his way with you anytime he wants
always thanks you for having dinner ready for him when he comes in after a long day
doesn't go to church with the rest of the farmer families nearby but always bakes with you and sends them something to enjoy
handy man who's lowkey turned on every time you brag about how good he is with his hands
handsy man too
will finger you on the porch swing
lowkey doesn't shut up about you
"my wife dressed this basket. isn't it pretty?"
made a deal with the kids in the area that if they behave themselves and do well in school that they can share your strawberry surplus
gives the local teens summer jobs and actually pays them
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soranatus · 11 months
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Circuit Breaker & Kid Quick in DC Pride 2023, — Subspace Transmission “Rain changes the desert”
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badnewswhatsleft · 2 months
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03 saturday mv - commentary (pete)
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