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pastafossa · 1 year

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okay wait your ask answer has made me wonder.. what ARE jane and matts enneagram types? i wonder if you could insert yourself in jane's brain enough to answer the test "for her". but now i'm really curious

So I have tried to get into Jane’s brain enough to run her through an enneagram test, yes! And she almost always seems to come up as Type 6: The Skeptic/The Loyalist.

Defined by a desire for security, safety, and a sense of connectedness

Seeks to identify and avoid risk by planning ahead

Literally the planner you want on your side, likes to focus on rational decisions

Big Fear(s): losing their support and stability, being unable to protect themselves

Extremely loyal to those they trust, and they love relationships where the other person can be their safe space.

May have grown up in a traumatic environment that taught them the world is dangerous

Can be skeptical, paranoid, hypervigilant

Difficulty trusting others

Additionally, if I gave her a wing, it’d probably be a 5, making her The Guardian. She tends to withdraw and tries to deal with her problems alone, has strong emotional control, but she’s also a fierce defender of those she cares about and her beliefs, and she’s perfectly capable of creative rebellion when she feels like it.

Song: Six by Sleeping At Last

Lyric sample:

Fear won't go away But I can keep it at bay And these invisible walls Just might keep us safe

Now for Matt, I kinda waffle between Type 1: The Reformer and Type 2: The Helper. Jane I think definitely brings out his Type 2, at the very least. On one hand you’ve got

Type One:

Conscientious, idealistic, and ethical, with a strong sense of right and wrong

Heavily perfectionist, with a strong desire to be good

Terrified of mistakes

Big Fear: being evil, corrupt, or worthless

Tendency towards being sacrificial if it’s for the greater good or their mission

Traumatized Ones sometimes believe that by being perfect, doing things just right, they’ll finally be worthy to themselves and those they love

Ironically, struggles with being allowed to express their instinctual urges and with any feelings of aggression, which would explain a lot of Matt’s struggle with the Devil

If he is type 1 and not type 2, then his wing is obviously a 2, making him ‘the Advocate’ - even more focus on helping and improving the lives of those around them and the community, a bit more reserved but can also have sudden outbursts when struggling to control their emotions

Song: One by Sleeping At Last

Lyric sample:

But the list goes on forever Of all the ways I could be better, in my mind As if I could earn God's favor given time Or at least "congratulations"

As opposed to Type Two:

Caring, generous, and self sacrificing

A strong sense of meaning, and the desire for emotional intimacy and reassurance from loved ones are key principles, as is altruism

They’re driven to be close to others but can wind up doing things just to be needed

Trouble with possessiveness and acknowledging their own needs

Big Fear: being unwanted and unloved

The good they do for others genuinely makes them happy

Incredibly empathetic and compassionate

They struggle to say no when asked for help

Sometimes believes the only way they'll be loved is to meet everyone else's needs rather than their own

Unhealthy Twos often end up giving and supporting another even if doing so is harmful to them (oh hi season 2)

If he's a type 2 and not a type 1, then his wing is a 1, making him The Companion - a bit more perfectionistic about helping, tie the way they help others to their moral calling, incredibly driven, very morally minded

Song: Two by Sleeping At Last

Lyric sample:

I just want to build you up, build you up 'Til you're good as new And maybe one day I will get around To fixing myself too

So those are where I'd solidly place them. Interestingly, they also both scored (Matt a little higher than Jane) a bit in Type 8, which is why his song for Type Eight is on my playlist. Even if they aren't type 8 though, that song hits so whatcha gonna do.

#daredevil #the red thread #matt murdock #jane hind #enneagram types #i had too much fun making this??? whoops #ANYWAY jane is prob type 6 with a 5 wing #matt i go back and forth between a 1 and a 2 #and could see either #both have a little touch of 8 in them due to circumstance i think #watch pasta ramble about this random thing #(I AM A TYPE 2 BECAUSE I LIKE HELPING)#also highly recommend checking out his enneagram songs for whatever your type is #just for fun if nothing else #since you don't normally get a song designed specifically for your personality type

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nicistrying · 10 months

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I can do it 😮‍💨

#sitting in the car outside work reeeally not feeling going in ugh #so tired #little bit pissed off w Matt bc he stayed out til midnight last night despite having told me he would walk mags this morning #so i could have another hour of sleep #my alarm went off at 5.30 #and he went ah fuck!!#and i just said its fine i'm going you don't have time now #idk its a tiny thing really but i would have appreciated him A answering his phone when i was texting to ask was he okay #bc i hadn't heard from him by the time i was getting in the bath at 10.30 #and B if he had actually done what he said he was going to do #i'm hormonal af idk #am i an asshole?#who knows

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mushroom-for-art · 1 year

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Another movie au silly XD probably takes place after the incident, imma be real I feel like they've done some kind of drugs or girls night just hits different one of the two! Anywhos @oogaboogaspookyman ur boi is getting to enjoy girls night good for him, this one's more dialogue heavy

Girls Night and Serious Questions

May's tail swayed and swished softly as she rested comfortably on some cushions on the floor of her actors' room leaning back against a beanbag for back support. The pink strawberry scented face mask was cool on her skin as were the cucumber slices on her eyes as she exhaled peacefully with some quiet background music for ambience. She raised a hand carefully, taking a cucumber slice from a bowl and putting it in her mouth, crunching it with satisfaction.

"I don't think you're meant to eat the slices off your face May."

The monochromatic two commented, he was also wearing a face mask. It was blue and blueberry scented with cucumber slices over his eyes, he was also lounging comfortably, tail swaying in contentment.

"I know that's why I sliced extras," her voice was sing song like as she carefully rattled the bowl for him to hear, "you know you wanna crunchy crunch on a cucumbee~" He snorted a soft laugh but reach out clumsily finding the bowl and taking a slice happily popping it in his mouth with a grin as she lightly gasped to herself, "He got the cucumberrr."

"Yes he dooo~"

The other two singsonged back and sighed.

"Gosh this is nice, and you say you and Matt try to do this once a week?"

"Yup, sometimes we make little fruit salads with slices and chunks of all kinds of fruits. God it's so good, unfortunately I didn't have any fruit in so we got cucumber masks and unhealthy snacks. Peak girls night material." the other two snorted in soft laughter.

"Girls night Girls night."

He playfully chanted before settling back into a comfortable quiet.

"So, I heard your manager had a baby?"

He queried too curious not too.

"Yup, indeed she did."

"I heard she had it naturally?"

"Al dente indeed yea, no cloning, didn't know that could happen."

He hummed softly in agreement.

"What does that mean for you then?"

"Uh, my manager is more busy than usual and I'm probably gonna have to babysit I guess."

He made a soft ah sound as he chewed the inside of his mouth.

"Does it bother you?"

"What you mean?"

"Well, you and your manager have a complicated uh relation to one another."

"Yea she's cloned from me."

"And she had a baby, does that mean you could too?"

May went quiet and thoughtful before clumsily stretching a leg to try to kick or at least nudge the other two.

"Why? Wanting to get me pregnant or something ya dork, you're an absolute pervert." Her voice was entirely playful and jokey.

"Hey!"

He reached to nudge her back.

"That is slander my good woman I hope you have a good lawyer that is not why I was asking!"

His tone was mostly mock offended easy in nature as they continued to lightly kick and nudge the other with May giggling softly.

"I just meant like, is that something you could see happening for you down the line?"

"Girl time really unlocking the deep personal questions, what is girls night if not for crimes and personal stuff I guess." May laughed softly before humming in thought, "I dunno, I don't, think about my future a lot, but I can't really see myself with a kid personally I'm not responsible enough for that."

"You take care of Matt don't you."

He joked playfully as she mock gasped in joke offense at him being right.

"Yes but that's differentt, he's my optional pest whereas a baby is full time pest." the two snorted out loud giggling and kicking his feet a bit at May referring to her hypothetical child as a pest.

"You're so mean to your babyyy."

He joked as she laughed.

"Fuck them kids."

He snorted a laugh as she started to giggle.

"Fuck them kids."

He repeated, laughing to himself at the absurdity.

"What about you huh, babies on your bucket list? I can see you settling down eventually with a lovely woman," she nudged him playfully with her foot, "you two could make a cute little baby."

"You two?? Me and who??"

He asked, completely baffled.

"Your wife!" she boldly started giggling as he made more confused noises.

"What wife?? Where is this wife?? Show me this woman?"

He playfully demanded as she laughed and giggled harder.

"I dunno! She's somewhere! You'll find her and you'll luuuuuuv herrrr. And I can make jokes about stealing your pretty wife."

"You can't have her, she's mine."

"I could seduce her from you."

"Is that why you picture me with a wife so you can steal her from me?"

"Yes."

He playfully kicked at her laughing at her weirdness.

"You are so bizarre!"

She laughed as well saying, "I knowww, Its just me getting you back for stealing my drinks, you're a horrid little coffee thief I'm a horrid little wife stealer." He snorted loudly, absolutely howling and hollering as he kicked his leg into the floor.

"THAT IS IN NO WAY EQUAL EXCHANGE YOU CRETIN?!?!"

"YES IT IS BITCH!" She yelled laughter in her voice as he cackled.

"You are positively insane."

"Thank youuu," She snickered.

"Not a compliment!"

"I'm taking it as one you fuck!" She laughed as he let out a laugh like exhale as he ate a cucumber slice before asking.

"So, if I got a husband you'd steal my husband because I drank your drinks."

"Hmmmmmm….I dunnoooo….cause like…" She moved her hand limping her wrist, "but also like it depends. How hots your husband." He made a confused sound.

"What the hell are you on about? I heard you move but I can't remember."

"Oh yea." She laughed at her mistake, "so like, girls."

He made a hum of agreement bringing his hands to his stomach.

"Yea, girls."

"I like girls."

"..oh.."

She didn't catch his disappointed tone, "but also sometimes like, boys."

"Oh? So like, both?"

His tone slightly intrigued.

"Sometimes? I don't know like attraction and orientation hard, I flip flop a bit because I'm not sure, I go yea I like both, then I go ages without like feeling attracted to guys so hm maybe just girls but then ohoho a cute guy so like 80% of the time I'm like woman and 20% I'm like but that dude though, ya know?"

"Hm, I understand what you're saying, yes. Have you, seen any attractive guys in a while?"

She made a noise humming for a while her tone going strange saying, "I mean yea but it's whatever." She made a pft sound waving off her hand, her tail thumping the floor softly, "You thirsty? I'm thirsty, imma make milkshakes, you want milkshake?"

He chuckled to himself as he lifted a cucumber from his eye to watch her hurry past him, smiling a bit to himself. He could push and tease about it as he could tell she was embarrassed, but, then he might not get a milkshake.

"Yea I'll have the one you're having."

"You can have your fucking own!" He snorted softly.

#My writing #Mewtwosona May #@oogaboogaspookyman ???#@oogaboogaspookyman oc #Girl night girls night girls night #Omg ??? You can't just ask a girl if she thinks she's gonna have kids XD #May just lmao why gonna get me pregnant? Bitch? Pervert?#I am not confirming if she meant him or not #May out here planning to steal his hypothetical wife #Lmao does May mewtwo is gay? Study say yes in recent article the people of majority-I can't remember the rest of the does Bruno Mars is gay #Sorry ??? May is a little gay bean #But also like me sometimes she see a guy and go 👀#Doesn't really know her own sexuality #Meanwhile matt is just in the background like gay gay homosexual. Ngl he probably had a crush on ?? At one point #Also this is not me shooting down the joke ship because I actually really like it!! XD #This isn't me pulling the um well actually card this is me going hi I didn't know how to bring up her sexuality before so here's jokey fic #She's gay but only sometimes XD sometimes she's straight XD she is a confused little bisexual #Ngl canon dealing with ??? May looks at movie May and goes BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!#Like HIM?? FR?? HM?? AND UR /FRIENDS/?!?!?! THIS SOME BULLLSHIT #Also again I think they might be on drugs or its honestly just the girls night vibes making them feral and giggly #Fungal Spooks Studio

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thedreadvampy · 2 years

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I got into a 4 hour research hole earlier bc we're planning to experiment with body casting so my partner's Limited Edition Tits can be immortalised before their top surgery. which is a fun project! but anyway I was doing materials research and I feel like I'm being actively bullied by the fact that every time I put a pigment or paint query into Google I somehow keep getting Stuart Semple products as the first results.

some of you may recall that this does not suit me.

but also they must be putting a LOT of work/budget/keyword research into ads bc. I was searching for Actual Brand Name Products or Very Specific Technical Specs and getting Stuart Semple's colourshift pigments. Stuart Semple's metallic coatings. Stuart Semple's black spray paint like GOOGLE I'M LOOKING FOR A CHEAP BASECOAT NOT A £20 MID BLACK MEME PAINT.

#i have beef with blackest black separate from my beef with Stuart Semple and his fanbase #my beef is. we got it to try out a few years ago and i literally have £2 acrylic from the Works with a better finish #like. a stronger more matte more dense black. from the Works. the place you go for budget sign making materials.#i would be less annoyed if it was like a Windsor and Newton or even Daler Rowney paint beating it out #but. the Works own brand paint in 2018 was SUBSTANTIALLY better in every way too #in texture. viscocity. depth of shade. resilience (idk about the newer blacks but the 2018 version flaked easily #and didn't hold thick layers on curved surfaces it has to be built up in 5 or 6 layers to get coverage)#like the neon pigments i liked but the premixed paints leave a lot to be desired and for the viral marketing push he did #the blackest blacks are in fact. mediocre to bad. the only thing to sell them is Taking A Side In The Stale Kapoor Beef #anyway. the fact that Culture Hustle is CARPETING Google ads #despite the fact i do not go on their website ever and am explicitly searching for different products #really does reinforce my uncharitable assessment that Semple's calling is nothing to do with art and everything to do with marketing #red said

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shorterstrides-fasterpace · 2 years

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6:01 and have not started yoga yet. I am in a very negative mood. Really just want to cry.

6:18 -I know sitting and waiting for a better mood to appear literally never works. But I seem to be attempting it.

Going to get dressed for the day and head down stairs. Pack my lunch etc.

If anyone has extra encouragement or positive words today I will happily take them.

#last night Matt was frustrated with kitch chores. he has been carrying the bulk of the chores for months now....#But instead of helping I am shutting down and sulking. Then sulking because I am not helping.... nice loop eh?#Uselessly feeling guilty for working out since he feels it displaces chore time #but I am just sitting here feeling guilty. not working out OR doing chores.#We were arguing last night #not about anything really. I was just hungry #and he wanted to packc his lunch and the dishes weren't done. and the laundry wasn't folded.#and he blamed it on me. when he has been asking me to work on my project more diligently.... and he is now upset because I did?#I wanted to go to bed sooner. I can't keep doing 5-6hrs of sleep a night.#I went upstairs almost on time #but then to make up and be friendly we talked for a biut an hour. so I did not get the sleep I needed.#now rinse and repeat #It is hard to do a workout when you know you will very probably have people make your life more difficult for doing it.

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shesnikt · 1 year

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#‹ ooc ! / charlie af . ›#i'm looking for memes to rb for when i get home #but you know what i still need??#lau meeting someone for the first time by them finding her in a dumpster #a la matt murdo/ck #only instead of just battered #lau is jumping out of it screaming at whoever threw her in there #i need more awkward and hilarious first meetings like that #lau dead on the floor #bursting back to life like WHERE THE FUCK AM I #smol lau following someone shady into an alleyway #and someone goes to help her but she's already standing over her unconscious mark #or lau being followed #gimme #*grabby hands*#i need to go reply to some ims i've been anxious af this week

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twilight-deviant · 2 years

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I have seen multiple snippy posts saying:

“If you are only going to watch [x] series for [x] character, don’t even bother.”

And no. Gatekeepers begone. Anyone is allowed to watch anything for whatever reason they want.

One of my primary motivations for watching the Daredevil TV series in 2015 was because I saw it would have Vincent D’Onofrio, one of my favorite actors. And guess what? Daredevil is my #1 favorite show now. Turns out you can watch for one personal reason and end up loving the whole thing. Because you do not know and cannot predict what someone will get out of a work.

You do not own a franchise, and even if you did, you still wouldn’t be able to stop people from watching it for reasons you decide are impure. Where does the line even end there? Are people allowed to tune in just because they’re bored and want something on the tv? What if they’re not excited about the show, but they’ve watched every installment so far and want to check it off the list?

Do you think anyone loves the constant crossovers in the MCU forcing them to watch multiple movies and television series to see their favorite characters? No! Pretty sure everyone hates it. If you want to blame anyone, blame Disney for using the tactic to force viewer participation for ratings and profit.

I am not unsympathetic, and I understand it can be disheartening to see people fawn over a minor aspect of a show in the tags. But I cannot emphasize this enough: there is literally nothing you can or should do about it. If that was their favorite part, it’s going to remain their favorite part, even if you nag them and make passive aggressive posts about them. The most credible grievance you can have is if a minor character takes over a show’s canon when it is not theirs. I doubt this will happen, but if it does, your beef is still not with fans but with the writers/producers. It is not fans’ fault for loving a character they are purposefully being baited with. No one among us would abstain from following Blorbo for integrity’s sake.

tl;dr: People can watch whatever they want for whatever reason they want to watch it.

#Sorry I had to rant #This is about people saying I can't watch She-Hulk or Echo because I'm most excited about them including Daredevil #Guess what. My biggest reason for watching Hawkeye was for the potential of Fisk #I am a menace to society and completely unstoppable #Some people are going to watch things for reasons different than yours #My best advice is to get over it and think about only you and your own experience with the work #If you don't want to associate with someone watching a show for their own ''selfish'' reason‚ maybe just don't interact with that person #Block them if it bothers you that much #Block me because I'm a repeat offender #I only read a few pages of Maya's solo comic to see Fisk and gauge the fallout of their relationship and its standing #I will go back and read the rest eventually #but in the meantime are you gonna put up a sign keeping me out?#No because that is so stupid #All of this is stupid #I full plan to watch Echo for Fisk/Matt yes #But I also fell in love with Alaqua's portrayal of the character and I want more #You know what though?#I had zero intentions of watching She-Hulk before the Daredevil reveal #I'm still valid #(PS: I'm liking She-Hulk on its own‚ the show I wouldn't have watched without the Daredevil announcement.)#It is a loooooooongtime practice to read every comic with your blorbo across different series without even reading the rest of that series #Cameo reading only #At least I'm out here watching the full shows beginning to end #Rant

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pastadoughie · 2 months

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many people were confused about some of my previous posts, so for the sake of clarity i am condensing everything! tumblr has extremely transphobic moderation practices, often flagging completely innocent posts as explicit, solely for containing trans women in them or mentioning transgenderism. while letting untagged porn in sfw tags (ive literally seen porn tagged as "sfw agere") and blatent hatespeech, especially twards trans people (just look at the "gender critical" tag) go completely unchecked recently the CEO of tumblr had a big public hissyfit about people (rightfully) calling him transmysogenistic, going into random trans womens dms to harrass them, and saying that predstrogen saying she "hopes he explodes with hammers and then explodes again and hammers fly everywhere" is a death threat and saying he is calling the FBI on her (repeatedly misgendering her and calling her "it") and many bloggers, apon speaking out about it or even making harmless jokes (one trans woman posted a picture of a car and a hammer with the caption "reblog to scare matt" and got nuked for it) and many are very very angry (rightfully) about this whole affair and tumblr in general. if you would like to look into it i reccomend scrolling the "predstrogen" tag as she is the case most people are talking about at the moment. So, what can we do? this is clearly an ongoing issue, and, dispite having lost a lawsuit about their transphobic moderation in the past (see : https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21274288-tumblr-nycchr-settlement) its clearly not gonna stop with just user complaints, as staff members are perfectly content to just go scorched earth on users who even so much as lightly poke fun at them well if you want to help you should contact the human rights commision (i will give clear details further down) ! you dont have to be in the US, nor be an adult to file, and it only takes a few minutes. this is the best and most effective method to fix this, because it hits tumblr where it hurts. human rights acencies have a lot of legal and financial power and tumblr CAN NOT just ignore them, and given that this will be the seccond time this is happening, the commisions shouldnt be playing nice anymore eaither. its really important that AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE FILE, and with different examples! while maybe your case might not be enough to prop up a lawsuit on its own, we need to prove a general trend. so every little bit counts! to respond to another question abt this ive gotten, as for what exactly to report, you should a) write about an act of discrimination youve recieved on tumblr that was eaither administered by a staff member OR that staff refused to give adequate moderation action in for example : a terf posted some blatent hatespeech targeted twards you, and you reported them, and staff looked at the issue and refused to persecute it. example 2 : you were unfairly flagged, deleted, or otherwise punished by a staff member and you are queer ( AND the post they banned you for has some kind of tie to your gender, ex : a sfw transition progress photo ) OR b) if you have not personally recieved something like that, please look for other peoples stories (THEY SHOULDNT BE HARD TO FIND, within the last couple of hours trans people have been being banned LEFT AND RIGHT for trying to speak on this. i would reccomend checking some of the tags related to what happened with predstrogen) and you should describe that incident as best as possible (be sure to disclose that you are speaking for someone else, ideally you should tell the story of someone you know, if possible.) you can also mention any reports you have made twards people posting blatent hatespeech that, opon reveiwing tumblr refused to prosecute dispite it being very obviously against terms of service. just so nobody gets confused about the filing process, im laying it out in more plain languadge!!

first you should email the SF HRC (san francisco human rights commision), at [email protected] and say something along these lines :

Hello, I am [full name] from [country or state] and I am filing a complaint against Tumblr, witch is owned by the parent company Automattic Inc. located at 60 29th St, San Francisco, CA 94110.

Tumblr has had previous issues with the NYC DHR for their moderation being unfairly biased against trans women (see : https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21274288-tumblr-nycchr-settlement).

Despite a legally binding agreement with the NYC DHR, staff members still regularly harrass users based on their gender or sexual orientations. For example : on [date of most recent infraction] [describe incident] (if you are describing an incident that did not happen to you specifically, say something like) This incident involves the user [username] who I am not affiliated with (or/) who I am filing on behalf of.

I can be reached for further inquiries about this incident at [email you want to talk over] or [phone number you want to talk over]. (if you would like to be anonymous) However, In the event of legal prosecution against Automattic I would refer to be kept anonymous, where possible, in court proceedings. alternatively, you can also call the SF HRC at : 415-252-2500, you can use the above text as a starting point for this as well, next you want to fill out the form for the NYC DHR (new york city department of human rights) here : https://www.nyc.gov/site/cchr/about/report-discrimination.page for company you wanna put : Automattic and/or Tumblr for address you wanna put : 770 Broadway, New York, NY 10003 for phone number you wanna put : (646) 513-4321 and for category of discrimination you can put : Discriminatory harassment and basis of discrimination you can put : Gender; Gender identity you can then use a similar script on the written section of the form. when describing a specific incident, you should attach as many screenshots and links as possible! (for links, include both a live link and an archival link, so take a capture with the internet archive and have that as an alternative, incase a staff member gets petty.) this should only take a few minutes at most, and it helps alot! you can fill this out if you are a minor, and you dont have to be a us resident, please please take the time!!! and, just to clarify because there are many posts going around that are confused about this tumblr moved offices to san francisco recently, so their main HQ is at : 60 29th St, San Francisco, CA 94110 they DO still have an office in new york city, and thats where their PREVIOUS HQ was, the address is : 770 Broadway, New York, NY 10003

#art #my art #mspaint #rowens liddol guys #mspaint animations #the beast speaks #important shit #transgender #trans #predstrogen

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lookedlikethebins · 7 months

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wait wait wait okay before i sleep... did he replace i like america on the roof with bagsy not in net? because if he did i'm really going to need 3-5 business days to recover...

#like you ever just feel SO personally attacked...#esp after getting a tattoo that is...for reasons related to the theme of bagsy but with lyrics from i like america....#like HEY matt yeah MATT i'm talking to you get OUT of my personal songbook #I'M the one soundtracking my life to the 1975 you don't ORCHESTRATE it....#okay okay okay NOW i am going to log off... i'm not but guys i'm trying this is... i can't believe #satvb #personal #del

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moinsbienquekaworu · 9 months

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I'm so so chatty recently! I think it's the brainrot + excitement of the upcoming England Adventures + the fact I sleep like shit and it's half my fault + a low social need

#i spent like a few hours just being so so so brairotted to my friend m like last evening/night #and then i proceeded not to go to sleep until 9:30 am #i'll say that again i woke up at like 1:30pm got an hour of sleep around 9 another one before lunch and four in the afternoon #and now it's 11pm and hopefully i am going to pass out sooo quickly and get 10 hours of sleep and feel well rested #and then i'll go buy macarons and cheer up my bestie #if anyone wants to hear me being embarrassingly brainrotted (brainrotten?) about foggy & matt from daredevil (2015 tv show)#y'know where to find me and such #the brainrot is mostly out but i love saying the same things over and over #you know how it is etc etc #i want to hang on to that focused-but-scattered vibrating state a little longer #i know it doesn't keep this isn't my first rodeo it's going to be much more normal like next week #but right now my perception of time is shot i have two guys on the brain and nothing else (except all the constant background tasks)#and i'm having fun #wow i have a ramble tag now

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surftrips · 4 months

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ABOUT YOU | LUKE CASTELLAN

pairing: luke castellan x aphrodite!reader

request: luke x reader fluff w like an aphrodite!reader? reader is all sunshine and flowers and makes luke all soft/campers teasing luke abt the way reader changed him 🤭

word count: 1.6k

a/n: this is probably my favorite luke fic that i've written so far thank u so much anon for sending this request in! writing aphrodite!reader is so much fun, i'm such a sucker for the opposites trope. hope you all enjoy 🤍

You were the human embodiment of sunshine, a real life angel. Gentle, kind, and lovely— in other words, the complete and total opposite of Luke Castellan. He was dark and broody, strong and rough, and not totally unfriendly, but definitely intimidating.

But even if you weren’t the daughter of Aphrodite, Luke believed that you would still be just as beautiful. There was something in the way you carried yourself that had made his heart surrender the second he laid eyes on you. You became the one and only exception in his long list of grievances.

So it came as no surprise to anyone at camp when the two of you started dating, just to the dismay of many of your admirers and a few of Luke’s as well. If there was one thing you had in common, it was your beauty. With his puppy dog eyes and curly brown hair, Luke was a sight for sore eyes, almost as much as you were.

One day, you were walking hand in hand when one of the younger campers accidentally bumped into Luke. On any other occasion, Luke might have started an altercation, but today, he simply smiled and said, “Just be careful next time.” The camper stared at him, wide-eyed and shocked into place as you softly giggled.

“What?” he smiled, looking over at you as the kid took it as an opportunity to run away.

“Nothing,” you mused. “Just that I think you’re getting soft, Luke Castellan.” You poked a finger at his chest playfully.

“What?” he shook his head. “No, I’m not.”

Though he attempts to keep a serious face, you could see the amusement in his eyes. He often looked at you like this, ready to go along with anything you said— no matter how silly or whimsical your remarks.

“Okay, lover boy. Whatever you say,” you shrugged, offering him a kiss on his cheek that instantly causes color to rush into his face. Ignoring that he’s just proven your point, he attempts to hide his expression by seeking solace in the crook of your neck. He would never admit it to anyone, but he often thought his favorite place at camp was the spot in between your jaw and collarbone.

Even though most of the campers were still a little frightened by the idea of approaching Luke, his closest friends were not afraid to speak their minds.

“Dude, you’re like, totally whipped for her,” Percy remarked over lunch once.

“And you’re like, totally fourteen years old,” Luke said.

“I think the fourteen year old’s right,” Chris jumped in.

“Dude! I thought you were supposed to have my back,” Luke throws up his arms in mock aggravation.

The two boys snickered, causing Luke to speak up again. “I am not whipped for Y/N.”

“Oh, sure,” Chris began. “So the reason you’re practically skipping around camp and letting whatever team Aphrodite cabin is in win Capture the Flag is because…?”

“Oh, and don’t forget the constant checking his phone to see if she texted back and sharing his blanket with her at the campfire!” Percy pointed out. “Meanwhile, I’m over here freezing…”

“Maybe,” Luke scrambled to come up with an answer. “Maybe, I was just in a really good mood those days. It could have absolutely nothing to do with Y/N.”

He barely believed the words himself, and Chris and Percy were certainly not convinced. Luke wasn’t even sure why he felt the need to defend himself.

“Dude, it’s okay if you are, she’s literally your girlfriend,” Chris said.

“Hey! I have an idea, let’s ask Annabeth!” Percy declared.

“Annabeth? Why her?” Luke furrowed his brow.

“Because, she’s a girl. And she’s known you the longest, she can give us a real answer,” Percy said matter-of-factly.

Luke thought it over. The young boy was technically right, Annabeth was like a little sister to him. If anyone could tell if he had changed since dating you, it would be her. This came as both a good and bad realization to him, because what if he had changed? Gods, was it that obvious?

Before he could agree to asking Annabeth, the young girl was already at their table. Percy must have called her over while Luke was thinking.

“What’s up?” she asked, sitting down across from him with her plate of food.

“Oh, nothing, just talking about how soft Luke has gotten since he started dating Y/N,” Chris explained with a grin on his face.

“Oh?” Annabeth said, seemingly amused.

“Yeah, we actually wanted to get your opinion,” Percy continued. “Would you say you agree or disagree, that you know, Luke is nicer now that he’s with Y/N?”

Annabeth seemed to think it over for a second. “Gods, you guys are such children,” she scoffed.

“Thank you!” Luke cut in.

“I mean, all of you,” she looked at Luke pointedly. “Why do you care what a bunch of kids think about you anyway? And not that it matters, but you, Castellan, are most definitely whipped for Y/N.”

That shut Luke up immediately, and caused cheers to erupt from Chris and Percy, who were clapping each other on their backs as if they had just won Capture the Flag.

Annabeth smiled and shrugged her shoulders, as if to say “Sorry, Luke. It’s true.”

Later that night, Luke snuck over to the Aphrodite Cabin to find you. You were surprised when Luke woke you up, it had been a while since he came seeking your comfort in the middle of the night. He used to have bad nightmares, but you noticed he had gotten better since you started dating. You’d like to think it was because of you, but perhaps that would be thinking too highly of yourself.

In an effort to clear his mind, you suggested to go on a walk together. He agreed, and you climbed out of bed as quietly as you could.

You allowed him a few minutes of silence until his heavy breathing had slowed down and his grip on your hand had loosened.

“What’s on your mind, hon?” you asked softly.

Luke didn’t respond at first, distracting himself by tracing the lines on the palm of your hand. You were happy to give him as much time as he needed, placing your other hand on his back and gently drawing circles.

After a while, he did speak up. “Uhm, do you think that I’m, like, unapproachable?”

Your heart sank and you stopped in your tracks. “What makes you say that?”

“I don’t know, it’s just something that’s been on my mind recently.”

“Luke, is this about what I said to you the other day? Because I didn’t mean it like that—”

“No, baby,” he rushed. The last thing he wanted was for you to think you had done something wrong. He wasn’t sure that you could ever do wrong, not in his eyes. “I was just talking to Percy and Chris at lunch today and they were kind of teasing me.”

You couldn’t help but giggle at the thought of your boyfriend, Mr. Tough Guy, being teased by a few kids younger than him. “I’m sorry, babe. Continue,” you placed a supportive hand on his chest as you regained your composure.

“They said that I’ve changed since we started dating.”

Though you were an expert in human emotion, there were still times you couldn’t read the expression on Luke’s face. You couldn’t tell if he thought of this as a bad thing, or if he was just curious to see what you thought. You decided on the latter. “Changed how so?”

“They think I’m soft now because I’m always in a good mood and stuff…” he trailed off. Even now, in the dark of the night, you could tell he was blushing.

“Well,” you started, trying to find the right words. “You know, I was just teasing you the other day, babe. I think you’ve always been this way.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean, I think you’ve always been a giant teddy bear,” you grinned, unable to contain yourself. “Luke, you’re not as bad as everyone thinks you are.”

By now, both of you had stopped walking. Ever since Luke arrived at camp, he had been characterized as the tough, stony, and slightly antagonistic guy. All because of a scar he carried and the stories of what he had gone through with Annabeth and Thalia. Many people were still intimidated by him, despite his position as the counselor in Hermes and his job to welcome newcomers. It had been so long, he wasn’t sure if this was the way he was, or the way that he was made to be.

As if reading his thoughts, you said, “You don’t have to be what they tell you to be. Do you know the words I use to describe you when someone asks me about you?”

Unable to speak, Luke simply shook his head.

“Gentle, kind, and lovely.”

Luke wasn’t sure what he was expecting, but certainly nothing close to the words you had chosen. “You do not,” he objected.

“I'm serious, baby,” you placed your hands on his cheeks and pulled him in until your foreheads were touching. “I think you’re the most wonderful and caring guy I’ve ever met. I think you always have been, you just don’t always show it.”

He stared at you intently before pulling a loose strand of hair out of your face. You kissed the top of his head, “I must be one lucky girl.”

“Hey, if there’s one thing I’m sure about, it’s that I’m the lucky one,” he said, before pulling you in for a kiss.

#luke castellan #luke castellan x reader #percy jackson series #percy jackson #pjo #charlie bushnell #charlie bushnell x reader #luke castellan imagine #percy jackson x reader #pjo x you #luke castellan x you

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msvanillalatte · 4 months

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This One or That One

NSFW. MDNI

SUMMARY: Just smut.

WARNINGS: Mattheo Riddle x fem!Reader. Piv, no protection (wrap it b4 you tap it), breeding kink, praise kink, rough sex, dirty talking, teasing, aftercare (implied, not written), a bit of overstimulation.

Let me know if i missed any, please!

SMUT UNDER THE CUT!

"M-Mattheo, slow d- down!" You cried as Mattheo Riddle thrusted his hips into you at full speed. He was desperate. Desperate to be inside you.

"I think you can take it. Fuck... You are tight." Groaned Mattheo as he chased his high. He was relentless, fucking you like an animal, making you roll your eyes to the back of your head as he grabbed your neck and made you look at him.

"Eyes on me, pretty. Look so good around my cock, am I fucking you dumb, angel?" Mattheo said as he pounded into you without mercy. Everything about him was intoxicating, he had you wrapped around his finger. Your mouth opened and smiled, as a bit of drool fell out of it.

You were close, and Mattheo sensed it. The way your walls clenched about his dick and your high pitched moans flew out of you mouth made him crazy. For him, you were the most beautiful girl to ever exist, looks, personality, cunt. Everything was perfect with you, especially the sex part. How you looked at him with hooded eyes and that fucked-dumb smile made him harder, if that was even possible.

"Oh- OH MY GOD!" You moaned in ecstasy as his mushy tip hit your sweet spot repeatedly. Mattheo was big, and even after having sex almost every day, it always felt new, like the first time.

"Yeah, feels good, huh? Do you like this spot or that one better?" Mattheo chuckled as he thrusted in your G-spot and cervix alternately. Your sight went white and you cried one last time as you let the pleasure consume you. He was good, really good. Your orgasm hit you like a truck, tightening around Mattheo and scratching his back until it bled. Your moans were loud and your back arched till it couldn't anymore. Mattheo kept thrusting, going even deeper, if that was possible. It felt overwhealming, but you were too fucked-out to even care. Your eyes closed as you kept moaning at the stimulation.

"So tight and warm. Want me to cum inside you, aye? Want me to fill you up, honey?" Mattheo said as he started kissing and biting your neck. He was close and you could feel by how his cock throbbed inside you.

"Inside me, please! Want to be filled by you, Matt!" You whimpered at the overstimulation. "Atta girl." Was all Mattheo said before coming inside you, painting all of your walls white. He panted and kept pounding for a bit so that none of his load would spill out of you.

He slowly pulled out of you, making you cry at the emptiness. "You did so good, princess, so so good."

You blushed at Mattheos praise, and waited for him to help you get to the shower, as he always did.

Hoped you liked this one. First time writing Mattheo Riddle.

468 words.

SORRY IF I MADE ANY GRAMMAR MISTAKES, ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE

Sorry if the ending is a bit rushed :)

-MsVanillaLatte

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ageofstarkey · 5 months

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hi, baby ✰ m. sturniolo

pairing: bf!matt sturniolo x fem!reader

summary: you wake up grumpy after a nap & matt knows exactly how to make you feel better

warnings: some swearing, not rlly anything else??

note: i’ve loved the sturniolo’s for SO LONG n i’ve always wanted to write for matt (the love of my entire life <3) so this is me testing the water hehe, lmk if u enjoy/want to see more!!

comments & reblogs are so appreciated! <3

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“oh my god she’s alive-”

with an intentionally audible sigh, you head towards matt on the couch - ignoring chris and nick in their entirety as you pass them in the kitchen.

matt smiles fondly as you approach; reaching for your hand when you’re close enough to touch. “hi, baby.” his voice is soft as he tugs you onto his lap - one hand immediately coming up to smooth your sleep tussled hair away from your face. the subconscious action forces a stubborn little grin onto your lips. “good nap?”

with another little sigh, much quieter than the first, you drop your head against matt’s shoulder. “mhmm. ‘m still tired though.” the words are muffled by the fabric of matt’s hoodie - your heavy eyes falling shut as he begins to smooth an absentminded trail up and down the length of your spine.

“do you want to get a coffee and go for a drive?” he offers - voice soft and fond as he looks down at you.

“really?”

“sure - i need to get gas anyways.”

“are you kidding me?” the sound of nick’s voice is unmistakable, and you bite back a little laugh as he speaks. “i literally just asked you to take me to target and you flat-out refused like four fucking times.”

with a roll of his eyes that you can almost feel, matt turns his head towards his brothers in the kitchen. “nick - that’s different and you know it.”

“different? how is it different, matt? because i actually don’t know and i would love for you to enlighten me.”

“because you’re not my fucking girlfriend, nick - jesus christ.”

“no, that’s true, but i am your brother - your triplet no less. does that mean nothing to you?”

“at the moment? no, it really doesn’t.” decidedly done with the conversation, matt turns his head back to you. “you ready to go?”

with a soft little laugh, you stretch up to press a lazy kiss against his jaw. “we should take nick to target.” you say quietly.

“i’ll take him tomorrow.” he says back, tilting your head up with two fingers so it’s level with his own. you can’t fight your silly little grin when he presses a soft, lingering kiss to your lips. “i’ve barely seen you all day.”

“but i feel ba-”

matt kisses you again, effectively silencing your feeble attempt at a protest. “don’t feel bad.” he says, lips still brushing softly against yours as he speaks. “he doesn’t even need anything - the kid just wants to look around.” with a gentle pat to your thigh, he’s maneuvering the two of you into an upright position. “now c’mon - we’re going to starbucks.”

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