#queenie rambles about supermassive
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i know people have a lot of feelings about the ending of the quarry, both good and bad, and i've seen opinions i agree with and ones i don't, but at the end of the day, i've never seen anyone voice my same desire, which is, quite simply, a <30 sec scene of abi and emma passing time in the surveillance room waiting for help to arrive, aimlessly fastforwarding through the stockpile of videotapes only to come across a horrendous still of chris hackett mid-transformation - on all fours, in his underwear, rocking full eyeshine, just absolutely chowing down on a dead deer, the works.
they slowly look at each other. they hold the other's gaze.
"i, um...guess it wasn't bears after all," abi says, looking more than a little like she's about to barf up everything she's eaten since age 7.
"yeah," emma agrees, her voice perfectly deadpan despite the crime she's about to commit, "still, you have to admit, it is pretty...grizzly."
cut to black
credits roll
hire me, supermassive
#queenie rambles about supermassive#im just saying. statistically speaking. there is. probably some BIZARRE fuckin footage on some of those tapes#this should shock no one but the idea of the hacketts with eyeshine is just......it is......my jam.#the quarry
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hey, so, with people starting to talk about until dawn again, i think i'm gonna do something i swore many many years ago that i wouldn't do. i'm gonna ask the hard questions, the tough questions, the questions that will likely get me blocked, muted, and blacklisted seven ways from sunday. these are questions i've asked before, questions that bothered people, questions that made people look inside themselves for answers, questions that, dare i say, had people rioting in the streets, but you know what? someone's gotta tackle these issues. it might as well be me.
perhaps some of you already know where i'm going with this. perhaps some of you don't. either way...
why the fuck did the washingtons put so many goddamn couches in that lodge?!
"it's, like, a ski resort, isn't it? people gotta sit." THE LAST TIME I PLAYED THE HIT 2015 PLAYSTATION EXCLUSIVE UNTIL DAWN I THINK I COUNTED 31 COUCHES BEFORE I GAVE UP. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY VISITORS YOU'RE EXPECTING, AT A CERTAIN POINT YOU GET BANNED FROM FURNITURE WHOLESALERS FOR THAT KIND OF DEVIL-MAY-CARE PURCHASING ATTITUDE!!!!!!!!
DO THEY NEED A DIFFERENT COUCH FOR EVERY DAY?! IS THAT WHAT IT IS?! oh, this is my monday couch! i couldn't possibly sit on it today, what with it being wednesday and all! WAS THERE A DEAL GOING ON?! WHEN THEY WERE FURNISHING THE LODGE WAS SOMEONE DOING A BUY 1 GET 5 FREE DEAL?! DID NOT PURCHASING THE COUCHES MAKE LESS SENSE THAN OVERINDULGING IN THEM?! I ASK YOU!
but that's not even the worst
no, no it's not even close
the sheer number of couches is irresponsible, yes. baffling, even. but i could overlook it. y'know? i could. i'm a chronically fatigued little so-and-so, and i appreciate a couch when i see one, okay? i see a couch, i feel safe, i get that. fine. sure. give the people what they want - seating. plentiful and varied seating. whatever.
no, my problem comes from one fucking couch in particular. one. horrible. terrible. inscrutable couch. i speak, of course, of thE BATHROOM COUCH
WHY IS IT IN THE BATHROOM?! THE ROOM SPECIFICALLY FOR THE BATH?! WHY IS IT DIRECTLY BESIDE THE FUCKING BATHTUB OF ALL PLACES?! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU KNOW THAT THING'S JUST FULL OF MOLD!!!!!! ITS FIBERS ARE RUINED. ITS UPHOLSTERY IS RANCID WITH MILDEW
"oh but queenie, it's just a little stand you can put your clothes on and stuff!" NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT - I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS SPORE-MAGNET RIGHT HERE!!!!
THAT'S THE BITCH! THE FULL SIZE FUCKIN COUCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE KING SIZE BATHTUB. WHY DO WE NEED THIS?! WHY ARE WE WATCHING PEOPLE BATHE? ARE WE LOUNGING ON IT WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE TUB TO FILL?! WHY IS THERE A BLANKET OVER PART OF IT?! WHAT IS THE PURPOSE?! WHY DO WE HAVE THIS?!DID AN INTERIOR DESIGNER GREENLIGHT THIS DECISION?!
AND WHY IS NO ONE ELSE TALKING ABOUT IT?!?!?!??!?!?!
#queenie rambles about supermassive#im just gonna keep askin the tough questions over here#fr tho when i was writing t(a) i literally started a playthru to count because i thought it would be funny#it quickly became not funny#the washington family made a lot of questionable decisions throughout the game but this one is...this one haunts me#i'm too old and tired for character discourse but this???? THIS??????????? supermassive EXPLAIN
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hi hello it's me again, still deeply entrenched in the brainrot, thanks for asking
anyway i know we've all come to the consensus (correctly) that the ud kids could survive tq but tq kids would have just. the worst time in blackwood, but now i'm.............i have a new* hypothetical to pose to the class and that's just........picture......any of the duos from ud
any of them
not even talking ships, just. just any duo.
you look me in the eye and you tell me travis survives 2 months of them the way he survived 2 months of max and laura - HE WOULD NOT
i will not be using this space to list every permutation of travis nightmare scenarios, but here are the ones that come to MY mind immediately:
emily and jess - he's super stoked about this arrangement for about a week. that week gives them just enough time to find his worst emotional vulnerabilities, flashing like giant final boss weak points, and then they tear his already fragile self-esteem to bloody ribbons until he just fucking gives up and lets them out
matt and mike - they dig their way through the cell walls and take turns punching him until all the change falls out of his pockets, next question
chris and ashley - this is the one where i'll grant you travis's time probably wouldn't be MUCH worse than it was with max and laura, but you look me in my eyes and tell me ashley brown can't slip through those bars and go sleuthing. you tell me that!!!!!!! she weighs like 90lbs soaked in pig's blood, sHE'S GETTING THROUGH THOSE BARS AND FINDING CLUES BY GOD
josh and chris - 5 minutes of them and he just shoots them. just. just does the damn thing. chapter 7 ends almost as soon as it starts
the possibilities are endless.
#*i'm sure someone has said something like this before; the thought is new to MY wormy little brain askldfjlsakjf#queenie rambles about supermassive#i just. literally. any of them.#i love laura and max so much. so much. they did not bully that old man the way the ud kids would bully that old man#the ud kids would survive tq - TRAVIS WOULD NOT SURVIVE THE UD KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i will not stand here and say the quarry's writing is perfect by any means, but man. that moment. in the beginning. when chris absolutely loses his shit and you see every last one of the hacketteers freeze..............shocked, wide-eyed, so taken aback they don't move even to look at each other.............
and then, realizing what just happened, chris scrambles frantically to grab hold of the situation again. he tries to grin at ryan ("tries" being the keyword), he tosses him the keys like nothing's wrong. he tries to go back to being mr. h - he does, he tries so hard - and finally when ryan talks to him, there's what waver in his voice. that absolute lack of understanding in his eyes. ryan's not just surprised, he's not just shocked......for a second there, he is scared, and chris sees that, realizes it, and peels out of there before anyone can say anything else. just.....
JUST............
i think that moment is 100% the moment i realized UH OH I THINK I LOVE CHRIS HACKETT because that's when we see the counselors have been around this guy for two whole months (some of them even longer, possibly), and not once. not once!!!!!!!!!!! had they realized who he really was.
ugh. UGH. i LOVE IT.
#queenie rambles about supermassive#dont even get me started on the flashback with him and travis in the station either#we as the audience like. ONLY see chris at his worst. from the beginning he's grumpy. he's vaguely suspicious. he's screaming into a car.#but the hacketteers SO CLEARLY have not seen him like that. not even once. even when dylan jokes about the sex dungeon...#you know it's tongue in cheek on his part - trying to get a response from ryan#i just. gfdi i know i always end up feeling the most attached to the characters with literally the least screentime of all but i love chris#i really really ReaLLY love the idea of this guy who puts on the happy wholesome corny dad face#only to turn around and be eeeeevery bit as unpleasant as the rest of the family turns out to be#AGAIN! THE SCENE WITH TRAVIS IN THE FUCKING STATION!!!#this is probably just because im replaying tq and getting back into writing#the hacketts#but fuck me. FUCK ME. the thought of mr. h and chris hackett being two very separate characters is just. so. good.#anyway i'm in a totally normal place re: my mental health lately. how about you guys.
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so.............my buds and i made some friendship bracelets today
#queenie rambles about supermassive#the quarry#the hacketts#i am obsessed it's true but also#i laughed the whole time i was making it
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gonna be real with you guys, i've been doing a lot of thinking lately and i just...........
we should've had the option to make sam totally snap in-game. just absolutely, totally snap.
i think it would've made all that stiff smiling in her police interview 1000000x better/worse, and god help me, the parallels to josh would've been delectable.
#queenie rambles about supermassive#the problem with being too sick/not having time to write is that all the brainrot gathers up and pools#and if i dont get it out it curdles#the curDLING HAS COMMENCED AND ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS ANGRY SAM ANGRY SAM ANGRY SAM#i just feel like.........if the light switch had been handled differently.....and she had KNOWN no one else could get out......#that wouldve been......delicious.#idk. angry sam. send tweet.
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!!! AHHHHHH oh my gosh you guys, my quarry charms just came in the mail and LOOK AT THEM!!!
i. am. in. LOVE!!!!! laura is holo, both girlies are wolfy on the opposite side, and don't even get me STARTED on how cute nick and jacob are in their puffy butterpop bag, augh!!!!!!!!
i wish i had a prettier way to stage them, but the second i saw them i just had to shout my joy into the world and show you all, so my bookshelf it is!
thanks so much @bluewolfangel, i cannot TELL you how much I love these babies!!! 🥰
#queenie rambles about supermassive#the quarry#(and this goes without saying but the stickers that came with were SO SO SO cute too omg!!!!)#i am like beside myself im so happy alksdjflksjdf#i never get myself fandom stuff but im so so SO glad i took the dive and nabbed these ahhhhh#laura kearney#emma mountebank#jacob custos#nick furcillo
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i love hackett house i love hackett house i love hackett house i love hackett house i loVE HACKETT HOOOOOOOOOUSE
#queenie rambles about supermassive#the hacketts#surprising a grand total of no one the woman who owns tumblr blog hacketthouse enjoys...hackett...house#i am so fuckin captivated by this fucked up family and NO it's NOT projection because my family doesnt HAVE a quarry OR rum stills
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retreading some old, old, oldddddddd until dawn ground with some buds tonight and you know, even in this, the year 2023, i just find it so interesting that in the session where you pick your least favorite character, hill lists the personality traits that person has that he thinks the player might be averse to/uncomfortable with.....except for chris and ashley, for whom all he has to say is
"so you think the way you feel about him/her justifies the trauma he's/she's about to face?"
i just think it's interesting
#queenie rambles about supermassive#replaying this game absolutely has me feeling like a maniac i stg
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chin in hands
idk folks. tonight i'm just thinking about the one (1) scene we get with matt and ashley. and mourning that we didn't get to see them interact more in-game. or like. at all.
i just think
i just. think.
theirs would be such an interesting friendship to dissect and study under a microscope skdlfjlskdfjsldfj
#queenie rambles about supermassive#if ashley lets matt look thru the viewfinder his reaction isnt anger towards her but exasperation and disappointment at emily#'maybe it's nothing' 'is it EVER just NOTHING with em?!' 'i mean...i guess not...' hmm methinks you two have talked about this#matt is clearly so comfy joking around w ash and her with him but hes kind of aloof and distant w josh and chris???#which makes sense when you take into account they were prob in diff grades but we're led to believe those are ashley's BOYS so like.......#what's going on between you two huh. what's. what's all this then.#in t(a) i def had jess be the one who sort of convinces ashley to join in on the prank but the older and wiser i get the more i wonder.....#was it perchance matt#i have too many things to write rn and i am promising myself not to start new shit until i finish old shit but man. im just. thinkin.#did ashley go to matt's football games despite absolutely not understanding the rules???????#did matt ALWAYS volunteer to be ashley's partner when there were group projects because he knew she'd take it seriously and not nag him????#after josh and chris graduated did they hang out together at school dances??????????????????#WHAT DID THEY WRITE IN EACH OTHER'S YEARBOOKS#oh im deep in it now i guess#WHAT KIND OF HUG IS H APPENING WHEN THEY SEE EACH OTHER AT THE END OF THE NIGHT IN THE HELICOPTER
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if i had a nickel for every supermassive character named chris h known for making corny jokes, having questionable social skills, and possessing the innate ability to completely ruin a monster hunter's night without even trying, i'd have two nickels
and that isn't a lot, but it does make writing scenes where both of them are in the same room pretty complicated
#queenie rambles about supermassive#i dont know if this thing's ever gonna see the light of day but let me tell you#the 'whos on first' bullshit going on with these two is...ENDLESS.#aw shit right one of you's chris too. uhhh. what's your last name? hartley??? HARTLEY?! how are we BOTH chris h...fuck this im older#i'm chris you can be.....idk the other chris. done.#the REAL reason the blackwood kids are only showing up as video files in like wringing blood from a stone
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i have the most pounding headache (again) and it's past my bedtime but i've been dipping back into alan wake ii and lord help me, forgive the brainrot, but every time i run across one of the koskela brothers' commercials all i can think is "man. i...i wonder.......i wonder if the hacketts......have......local.........commercials.............for the family businesses................."
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#queenie rambles about supermassive#the campgrounds. hackett scrap. you're gonna tell me they don't have the WORST cable commercials in north kill?????????#ps im still not done with awii but boy. those koskelas. they do sure make me smile#Youtube
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i am personally of the headcanon that josh and ashley accidentally kubrick-stared each other in the gymnasium during a middle school assembly once and even though they'd never so much as said hi before, they instantly became inseparable besties afterwards
#queenie rambles about supermassive#i am not taking criticism at this time ty ty ty#you TELL ME those two don't kubrick-stare each other just. all the time.
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y'know guys, i'm starting to think maybe i'm not totally normal about this here until dawn vidya game
#queenie rambles about supermassive#every time i think the obsession is slipping......it is not#spent my whole shower tumbling ud ideas around in my head#boy oh boy i hope this means maybe i can cross some of those dusty ol wips off my list aklsjdklfjaskldjfkjsdf
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hmm? huh? what was that? my favorite ship from the hit 2022 horror game, the quarry? oh, uh, funny you should ask, it's, um *quickly dumps pile of papers covered in "chris hackett + nurse kelly 4eva" doodles into trash* one of the normal ones for sure!!!!!
#queenie rambles about supermassive#he's a single dad with five lines of dialogue#she's a faceless voiceless character that LITERALLY only exists as a name on a note you MIGHT miss in-game#so obviously they're the ones that have bewitched me body and soul instead of LITERALLY ANY ACTUAL GODDAMN REAL SHIP SDLKFJSKLDFJ#you guys will never guess what project i've been writing for today lmfao#CAMP LEADER x CAMP NURSE I'M JUST SAYING. I'M JUST. SAYING.#the danger supermassive always runs in introducing background characters is allowing me to get my grubby paws on them
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I PASSED ALL THE DON'T MOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!
#queenie rambles about supermassive#gif#i got three (3) whole trophies in one run and i am STOKED#i am also TREMBLING LIKE A BITCH#I HATE THE FINALE OF UNTIL DAWN SO MUCH!!! I LOVE WATCHING IT!!!! I HATE PLAYING IT!!!!! AHHHHH
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