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Love your fanfic's on AO3, but I have to ask. What's your take on Desmond/Malik? Is it something you'd ever consider writing as the main pairing?
Thank you! I’m happy you love my fics in AO3 :)
Desmond/Malik?
I love the pairing. Like, had AltDes not been my OTP, I’m pretty sure it’ll be Desmond/Malik. XD
So yes, I would love to write it as a main pairing. Although, considering my current and upcoming fics, the best I can offer right now is a oneshot.
If you’re asking if I have any actual Malik x Desmond plot idea at the moment, no. Not at the moment.
All I have are sorta-plot points like Malik mistaking Desmond for Altaïr, Altaïr suffering through Malik and Desmond being lovey-dovey (which is a change since it’s mostly Malik suffering in my fics) and Kadar being a supportive younger brother.
So if you have any requests or ideas for this pairing, I’m all ears. :)
#ngl malik is my second favorite character in ac1#my most fav in ac1 is the rafiq in damascus#also i pair desmond with everyone XD#maldes#ask and answer
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this is canon post crystalized, i dont make the rules
The culprit:
WHOLESOME HEADCANON TIME
Antonia and all the other paper kids teach wu slang and paperboy terms, he visits often to check up on them usually while the ninja are away, bringing snacks, in return, hes made into an honorary paperboy and has been told stories of their adventures, it worries wu but, he knows they can manage
the kids dont think wu can ride a bike, theyve also been trying to see whether or not this is true, but wu always somehow avoids the topic, even if he says he can
#master wu#ninjago wu#ninjago#ninjago master wu#wu#lego ninjago#ninjago art#ninjago fanart#kai#zane#cole#jay#lloyd#nya#pixal#Jay didnt know wu could be TAUGHT how to use slang terms and is malding at the fact he didnt get to do it#kai is#kai couldnt handle it#zanes short circuiting rn#wu doesnt even notice#ninjago crystalized#lego ninjago fanart
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cough- totally not here to request more Mikey smut…definitely not..
Mikey x male reader smut where Mikey got in a fight with Draken abt his doriyaki addiction and came pouting to reader abt “Ken-chin being meaaaan” and when reader starts taking Drakens side, Mikey immediately starts teasing reader abt liking Draken more than him and shows reader how much he “doesnt need Draken”
wink wink
or yknow, if ur not ok with le smut, u can do fluff with that idea lmao, thanksss for anythinggg
Summary : Smut ,, its late is at night, its like my usual smut content. (I was tired while writing excuse the lack of warnings)
A/N : Please, i live and breath for anything Mikey, i really like your brain.
Typicxlcato ,, req !
“Mikey, I’m not arguing with you. You already ate enough doriyaki today.” Mikey whined at the taller males words, while you stood off to the side checking something else out.
distracted from the conversation, until the short blond brought in. “Y/N… Ken-chin’s being meannn..” Mikey hung loosely off your arm, it wasn’t like you weren’t used to this behavior.
You gave a small giggle to the short blond as he clung to your smaller figure and smiled softly “Whats he doing now?”
“He won’t let me have any more Doriyaki.” you looked at the pouty Mikey, how he over exaggerated over his favorite treat.
“Mikey, he’s right.. you’ve had enough.” Draken gave Mikey a shit eating grin “See! even Y/N agrees.” Mikey looked shocked and betrayed, even if he was just exaggerating his expressions.
the feeling of jealousy in his chest remained.
While he drove you back home on his bike he kept bringing up Draken and teasing you “Y/N you like Ken-chin more.. other wise you would’ve taken my side.” is what he kept rambling on about and constantly teasing you.
You, not being one for bright decisions decided to play around and say “oh, I do like Draken better.”
Oh, you regretted those words.
Mikey teasing the entrance of your hole with his cock, “Y/N, I’m the only one you need right?” he said in a condescending tone kissing around your neck and leaving harsh hickeys.
“m..m’nghh.. yes Mikey..” your neck going sensitive from all the hickeys he had left from before and is now currently littering around your chest and neck.
“Aww, i thought you liked Draken better though?” he shoved the tip of his cock in and started to press his lips against you, not even letting you respond back.
You let out a whiny moan, while he kissed you he made sure he got to hear more of your sweet sounds. Fondling with your body and especially your ass.
He loved it, perfect and round. For him ~ !
Not for Draken.
“Draken will never give you this, right Y/N?” you nodded your head and he smiled, finally shoving his entire length and moaning at the feeling of your warmth.
You let out a porn worthy moan, you poor thing, he didn’t even give you a warning beforehand.
“A-AH~!” oh god, If Mikey could choose on sound to listen to all day, It’d be your moans. So sweet like candy.
Starting a harsh pace and thrusting in and out of your poor little hole abusing it. His breathy grunts and your loud moans filled the room.
The neighbors would hate you, but that wasn’t the main concern right now.
Mikey grabbed onto your cute nipples and rolled them around , with his cock going in and out of you while he also touched your nipples and occasionally groped around his body..
You couldn’t find a way with your words anymore, all you became was a moaning mess for the blonde.
Under minutes Mikey made you come, yelling his name as you did so.
Making you regret siding with Draken.
#Typicxlcato req !#tokyo rev x bottom reader#tokyo revengers#bottom reader#male reader#mikey x male#manjiro x male#sano mikey manjiro#manjiro mikey sano#manjiro sano#mikey sano#tokyo rev x male reader#tokyo rev smut#x male reader#x malde reader smut#bottom male reader#x bottom male reader#mikey x reader#manjiro x reader#tokyo revengers x male reader
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I had a meltdown on Twitter and lost my night sleep over them
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#qsmp badboyhalo#qsmp forever#4halo#pppuri art#I malded so hard over them yesterday it’s embarrassing
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xiao + wanderer
#genshin impact#my art#no one malds harder than wanderer#like why do YOU get special attention from lumine
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Homemade dinner and a bouquet of flowers
Orter Mádl x GN Reader
Gender: Fluff
Warning: Mention of house arrest
This one-short references @dabi-drift ,thank you very much for giving me permission
Summary: Orter returns home, and halfway through, he ends up receiving a bouquet of flowers from a sweet lady as thanks. Upon arriving, he didn't expect that the human without magic who is under house arrest in his house would make dinner for him
The Desert Cane, Orter Mádl, was walking home with a bouquet of flowers in one of his arms...
Well, this can be explained
During a patrol, he ended up saving an elderly woman from a robbery. The lady owned a flower shop and gave Orter this bouquet of flowers as thanks.
"Thank you very much, young man, for helping me in that situation" the lady says while walking next to Orter
"I don't need thanks, I did what was necessary and correct for justice" Orter says while accompanying the lady to her home
Arriving at the residence, which also happened to be the lady's flower shop, she starts going through her bag to find the keys.
"Don't be like that young man, I want to thank you properly..." the lady says as she manages to find the keys and unlocks the door
"Come in, I can make you dinner to say thanks" the lady says as she turns to find the very quiet boy
And see him staring at a certain set of flowers
“Young man?” the lady says, breaking Orter out of his thoughts
"Yes. I'm sorry I wasn't listening..." Orter says he is looking at the lady and adjusting his glasses
"Ho, no need to apologize" the lady says while placing a hand "However, you seem to like these flowers very much"
"No, and that was just thinking" Orter lies, he can't tell an unknown lady that these flowers remind him of someone inside his house under house arrest
"Don't lie, young man, I know when there's something in your thoughts, or rather someone, hehehe~" the lady says as she enters the store and picks up the flowers that Orter was looking at and starts making a bouquet
"Here" Orter says as he gives the lady the exact amount of money to pay for the bouquet
"Oh, no need, that's a thank you, since if you take too long, maybe your loved one might get worried. Now go home" the lady says while returning the money and handing over the bouquet
Without letting Desert Cane refute it, the lady had already kicked him out of her flower shop, leaving him outside with a bouquet.
Remembering the previous event, Orter continued walking home
When you arrive at the door of your residence, Orter takes the utmost care not to damage the flowers, takes your keys and unlocks the door.
Upon opening the door, Orter is faced with an unforgettable scene.
A person without magic called (Name) (Surname) with a yellow apron is preparing the dinner table facing The Desert Cane Orter Mádl
"...What are you doing?" Orter says while walking towards (Name)
"Can't you see? I'm preparing the table" (Name) says as they places a plate of salad on the table
Orter just looked at them , wanting to know why they were preparing the table.
Noticing Orter's look, (Name) says, "Mister Ryoh called me asking if everything was ok, since you seemed grumpier than usual, so as a way to improve your mood, I decided to make dinner" (Name) says while cleaning your hands on your apron and completely turning your body to face him, until they notice the bouquet "Why do you have a bouquet of flowers?"
"I helped a lady along the way, and as a 'Thank You' she gave me the bouquet," Orter says as he hands the bouquet to (Name) who happily accepts
"Surprising, and these are my favorites" (Name) says as they go towards the kitchen and put the flowers in a glass of water
'I know' was what Orter would say but would never admit
(Name) returns to the living room now with the bouquet in a vase and places it in the center of the dining table
"There! Now it's perfect" (Name) says with a childish glow
'Cute' Orter think
"Now try it" (Name) says while pushing Orter to sit on one of the chairs
Orter sat down and then waited for (Name) to sit down too so they could have dinner together.
"It's not poisoned" (Name) says randomly as they wait for him to put some food on her plate
"...Why did you just say that?" Orter says while looking at them with the same dull expression.
"You're kind of staring at the food and stuff... and I thought you thought it was poisoned..."
"It is impossible to be poisoned; there is no item that could be used to cause poisoning, given the fact that you are prohibited from leaving this house, and even if there were, I would be able to use a healing spell"
"Then why don't you eat the dinner I made?"
"..." Orter continues to stare at (Name) hoping they get the hint
"If you don't want to and just talk, I can -"
"I'm waiting for you to sit down so we can eat," Orter deciding to put some of his pride aside and finally deciding to say what was on his mind
"Oh, right!!" (Name) finally gets the hint to sit in front of Orter
"Have dinner~" (Name) says, clapping their hands and starting to pick up the food
"... Have dinner." Orter repeats the same words and also starts to pick up the food
As he put the first bite of dinner into his mouth, Orter couldn't lie, the dinner was delicious.
"It's good" Orter says as he continues to eat
"Heh~ I know that, and besides, I was the amazing (Name) (Last name) who did it!" (Name) says proudly
"Hm..." Orter wouldn't say, but he wouldn't mind coming home early just to have dinner with (Name)
And that night, Orter understood the concept of a pleasant dinner
BONUS:
"Here!" (Name) exclaimed, holding a lunch box in front of Orter who was ready to leave
"...What?" Orter speaks while facing (Name) and then facing the lunch box
"I made a lot of food while making dinner, so I decided to leave half of it for your lunch, so you're not grumpier than usual and leave your employees alone" (Name) speaks without a hint of fear of being killed by Orter
"Sigh, ok" Orter says as he accepts the lunch that (Name) made for him
"Hehe~ have a good job, Orter!" (Name) says when they sees Orter leaving the front door to work
Orter Mádl would never admit it, but his favorite food is food made by (Name)
#orter x reader#Orter Mádl x reader#Orter Mádl#mashle orter#mashle orter x reader#mashle magic and muscle x you#mashle magic and muscle x reader#mashle x reader#mashle x you#mashle#mashle magic and muscles#mashle magic and muscle orter mádl#mashle orter mádl#gn reader#orter madl#Orter Mald x GN Reader#mashle x gn reader#mashle magic and muscle x gn reader
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the blue chicken won't survive the revolution
#happy (belated) western energy anniversary to all who celebrate#helluva boss#helluva striker#helluva stolas#stolas of the ars goetia#btw yes i hand-drew that ENTIRE background#malding rn
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trans day of visibility redux
the original. its pretty rough but ill cut myself some slack i drew it under stressful circumstances
#homestuck#rose lalonde#kanaya maryam#kanaya#rosemary#oddities&curiosities#not tagging karkat but. live karkat reaction#suggestive#nsft#if this gets a label put on it i will be Seething and Malding
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have cooking up a crazy mechanic/celebrity speed biker double secret identity sonic-shadow AU with my buddy 🫣
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eli i love you,,
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i think he wouldn't have a face under there
heavily inspired by not just certain biblical angels but also by the winged lion from dungeon meshi
and heres some concept doodles i did where i tried to portray him with maws while keeping the whole amorphous vibe going. a bit too abstract to look like a mouth, but plenty rad nontheless
#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#boiledegg art#hes not quite Real. not the same way mortals are. he wears a human form like clothes#hes also gay and pathetic. malding at the thought of that damn machine#of course
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A/b/o DesMal?? (Desmond x malik)
Okay, so this could be set in a Modern Day AU or Desmond gets booted into the Third Crusades but here are some of the things that would happen:
Desmond would obviously be mistaken for Altaïr unless they get closer and sniff him. That’s why, as weird as it sounds, anytime Desmond is mistaken for Altaïr, he just sighs and says “Come closer and sniff me”. There’s a lot of different reaction to that one.
We can go for the route of Altaïr and Desmond are twins or cousins. Or we can go for the route of they’re not related and this is a quirk of fates or some shit. (Even in the case of Desmond getting booted into the Third Crusades, Desmond would have to pick one of those choices because saying “he’s my ancestor and I’m a time traveler.” isn’t really an option)
Malik is one of the few people who can differentiate the two without having to sniff (Desmond) or be glared at (Altaïr). He doesn’t say it but that’s because he can always smell Desmond’s scent even before he should be close enough for Malik to see him.
Desmond smells like freshly baked sweet bread to Malik.
Malik smells like cotton candy to Desmond. He can’t really explain it but it’s not that Malik smells like real cotton candy but that’s the image that pops into Desmond’s mind when he catches Malik’s scent.
Malik isn’t an idiot, he knows this could only mean that he and Desmond were highly compatible and Desmond hasn’t been that subtle in checking if Malik was interested in him. Definitely not subtle enough since Altaïr could see it and would always have that pinched look on his face before leaving the room Desmond and Malik were in without even saying goodbye (which is rude).
He is also very much interested in Desmond, it’s just… he didn’t expect to actually find a mate himself. He had been uninterested for as long as he could remember and he had accepted that his younger brother would be the one to carry the Al-Sayf line (Although, really, he wished Kadar wasn’t so smitten by Altaïr of all alphas) so it takes a bit for him to accept that, yes, he and Desmond are compatible and, yes, the more he thought about it, the more he liked the idea of being mates with Desmond.
Fated mates sorta exist in this idea in the sense that it’s a legend and there have not been any real records of it. The general consensus is that it’s more of the case of ‘you are fated mates because you both fell in love with one another and your scents are compatible’
Desmond would be moping during that time Malik is sorting his feelings since he’d take Malik’s silence as rejection and Altaïr has to be the one to suffer smelling the sadness from Desmond.
So when Malik started courting Desmond (all proper and traditional, complete with a mated chaperone in the form of Rauf (if this is during the Third Crusades) or maybe someone like Bayek or Ezio (if this is a modern day AU)), his biggest wall is now the fact that Desmond believed he’s courting him because Malik noticed him ‘moping’ and felt bad so this is… a pity-courting thing.
Malik should be offended but he knows he fucked up by being silent and it was such a dumb move that an idiot like Altaïr would have done (cue Altaïr’s offended face in the background as he snarks that he would have gone at full speed if it had been him, shut up Altaïr that's not any better!)
So now Malik has to show Desmond that he’s being sincere and that he wants a future with Desmond. Maybe even have a scene where it all comes to head and Malik blurts out how many kids he wants and Kadar is in the background just going “back it, brother! Too far!!!” but, jokes on them, Desmond is into that XD
So… I’ve been quite vague on whether they’re alphas/betas/omegas. The main reason is because I think this could work with any kind of combination you want and, honestly, Desmond and Malik could be alphas, betas or omegas if you want. I will say that I made Altaïr an alpha because part of the setup is that Altaïr is going to make Malik’s life a bit harder because he kinda adopted Desmond as his sorta sibling (if they’re not actual siblings in the setup)/child and the shit Malik did definitely deserves some sort of metaphorical punching. Kadar can be a/b/o, your choice. Also, just because Malik is the one courting doesn’t mean he can’t bottom if you want. That’s also the reason why their a/b/o status is vague.
#once more#teecup shows love for malik by making him suffer#and also altaïr has to suffer if it’s maldes/desmal#them’s the rules#ask and answer#maldes#desmal#assassin's creed#desmond miles#malik al sayf#teecup writes/has a plot#fic idea: assassin's creed
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One of the funniest things about Kenjaku is that he is canonically annoying as hell. We are regularly given on-page confirmation that even the people he is allied with are irritated to have him around.
But as the audience we are only given that information through character testimonials; Kenjaku themselves isn't annoying to the reader like some characters are made to be. He's beautiful, cunning and dangerous—more proficient with Curse Manipulation than Suguru was.
And Gege makes sure to remind us often that "yeah nobody wants to hang around this guy btw."
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You commission a fursuit. The maker is excited and gives you a deadline plus updates regularly for a few months. You’re excited.
It’s less than a month before the deadline. There hasn’t been an update in weeks and the job was far from finished the last you saw. You follow up and the maker’s run into financial trouble and they felt so bad that they couldnt tell you upfront. They apologize and you negotiate a new deadline.
The new deadline is approaching almost a year later. There hasn’t been any updates. You follow up again. Shipping issues, nothing you can do.
They apologize and negotiate a new deadline.
The new new deadline is approaching, they message you saying they’re cutting off requests to focus on commissions and share a document with the queue for the rest of the year. You’re not even listed despite the negotiated deadline.
They apologize and negotiate a new deadline
Another year passes and there’s still no news. You request a refund. They agree
Six months later you get a message saying they’ll pay you asap.
You shoot back a disbelieving response
They complain that you’re being unfair
#not to be like…the average furry business conduct but#im so infuriated#im MALDING#yeah there should absolutely be consideration for ppl going through financial hardship#but you do NOT take someone’s money and just. forget that you promised a service#and never take responsibility#moss.txt
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The fact people are genuinely foaming at the mouth over other fans “jumping ship” to Buck/Tommy baffle me, like do you guys not multiship? Can you not admit that both ships can happen simultaneously even if one isn’t canon?
How bad is your object permanence?
#this is /lh for the people legitimately malding#911#911 on abc#911 abc#911 spoilers#evan buckley#eddie diaz#tommy kinard#bucktommy#buddie#911 discourse
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