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fruitsaladaj · 1 year
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So my younger brother had his first day of school today as a 6th grader and i asked him how it went only for him to show me his diary which had "syllabus for first major test" written in it. LIKE LMFAOO ICSE SCHOOLS ARE A DIFFERENT BREED. IT'S LITERALLY THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO CHILDREN-
Orientation? introduction to middle school? Introduction to new subjects? introduction to science being divided into 3 parts? Introduction to the teachers? Introduction of the students? No bitch EXAMS.
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goldenpinof · 2 months
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i got my doomed hoodie from the EU shop. and yeah. it is not orange
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ladyhavilliard · 2 years
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Glad to know that even in the most pressing of moments, MXTX stops everything just to make clear that Jun Wu isn't gay...
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emystic · 4 months
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☼ How long do you stay mad?
the salty af munday meme / Accepting
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@ama-tcra-su wanted some salt: ☼ How long do you stay mad?
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I think I'm a pretty chill person you know, I try not to let things that happen online get to me. Now I'll still remember anything done, but unless someone makes something personal I try not to make sweat it. Especially if it's already been hashed out in private or something.
I'm already the type of person that has a low tolerance for real-life bullshit, so I try to be the opposite online cause we are all just here for a good time. However, I do want people to know depending on why I was mad, how it was handled, and if it was at all even will alter if I'm still cool with someone cause I ain't mad anymore doesn't mean anything cause you can be not mad and still not want nothing to do with someone again.
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familiar-anonymous · 1 year
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*intensely staring at each others lips* Let's talk madshit!
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Honestly without saying anything more or madshit.... This movie was 7.9/10 for me
Kinda Disappointed by the fact that Tai lung didn't got a redemption arc... And yeah the most disappointing thing.... They got Kai and shen and they didn't spoke even a single word.... 💀🤦🏻‍♂️...... And it's weak plot..... + Chameleon's logic for learning magic.... 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😭💀....... God.... MANTIS EXISTS 💀💀💀💀😭🤦🏻‍♂️
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jules-and-company · 8 months
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aye you thought i was done with tas ? i will never be free from this torment.
season 2. unfortunately. maybe after watching that i can finally move on and stop being haunted by this fucking stupid cartoon
episode 1 : spock deadly ill, another one for the follow-up episode bingo.
jim, calling starfleet command : pickuppickuppickup
starfleet command : oh my god what do you want
jim : RING RING MOTHERFUCKERS ALL HANDS ON DECK MY BOYFRIEND IS DYING
starfleet command : again ?!?!?
bones, it's been four seasons. we know you care about him. "don't worry, we'll get the cure soon" there's twenty minutes left of the episode out of twenty-seven. will you though. "what good doctors even are ? without our drugs and technology, i might as well be practising in the middle ages." "if you really believed that, bones, you wouldn't still be practising after 25 years." can y'all stop. with bones's complicated relationship with his job. please. oh and there's bomb asteroids too. oooh girl you know it's about to go down when jim kirk starts citing precise passages of diplomatic conferences. you know how you can tell that bones was WORRIED SICK that this time they would really lose spock ? because the second he's better they start arguing about whose constitution is better between vulcan and human (and spock of course saying he prefers vulcan) and bones just goes "he's as stubborn as ever..." and has the most sincere, warm laughter. thank u tas for this and solely for this.
episode 2 : shady "observer" aboard the ship, call him lego alien the way his body is detachable.
it's only now that you ask yourself this question ?
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this show isn't real
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and now they're talking to god. not that it's unusual
kirk and spock : *are in danger*
scotty :
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"i am humbled" brother I am humbled by the amount of madshit crazy content i've been absorbing for the past four hours.
episode 3 : it has been exactly seven seconds of episode. they're already being attacked. romulans btw. they're going through an big ass energy fold and scotty is WORRIED
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they're having a little party <3. "we used to pull that off all the time at medical school, with trick glasses" sir respectfully what the fuck were you doing back at the academy when you weren't studying. you know the crew is T I R E D when food falling off of your fork is enough to send an entire table of senior officers into a fit of laughter.
this show ain't real part 2
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whoever is waging the prank war is DETERMINED. i love that bones uhura and sulu seem to regularly have time-off together, besties. there's a holodeck ??? i fucking knew it ! they never showed that on tos but i fucking knew it was there. it's the ship's computer who became sentient who's waging the prank war, not only does it have terrible humour but it also said "fuck around and find out" to spock. jim cannot believe he's being sassed by his own ship's computer. "when i find out who's the clown behind all this, i'll put him in sickbay for a week !" is the most bones threat ever.
this show ain’t real part 3
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why is bones so weak to the cold like my man is always « leave me alone to die i’m frostbitten anyways ». the enterprise truly is a little fucker because now she’s getting revenge on the romulans by sending them on a wild-goose chase after an enterprise-shaped balloon. jimmy boy why are you having a panic attack on bridge ??? how it was a counterprank.
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killianlynch · 2 years
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Talking madshit in discord about booboo kitty fuck @juliusthedressmaker
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ghostiegone · 2 years
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Madshit cumbat🤯
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emystic-a · 1 year
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   “Don’t mind her, she talk madshit but she’s good people--I know. She my lil cousin.”
   Rolling her eyes at the short, fluffy haired girl that stomped off out the of the cafeteria to go back to the class she’s skipping. She’s just mad that she gave her extra bag of chips away to the new kid and called her out for skipping. Brenda don’t care much. Just trying to be nice kid since they got same homeroom.
  “I wanted to give ya’ these, notes for next week---the math guy, our homeroom he give weekly quizzes and is a hardass ‘bout it.”
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tubby-titans · 2 years
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Copperhead, how are you today
“Doing fine. Even if I barley know what today is.”
“Today is May 8th. A day that includes the holidays of coconut cream pie day,white lotus day,national have a coke day and-“
“Shut the fuck up Julius.”
“You asked what day it was. That’s my entire thing.”
“Your thing fucking sucks.”
“Says the second version of a B-list villain.”
“Talking madshit for a D-lister.”
“Even if I’m D-list people still can recognize me. Unlike you Ms.Noname.”
“¿Quieres morir?”
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kingslayer-0 · 6 years
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Late night thoughts. Don’t tell me you cant save this shit 💭 Add “Another One”to my collection, ahi como diria el @djkhaled #rad random tags #realshit #trash #manga #art #if #rich #madshit #anime #memes #dank
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captnjacksparrow · 2 years
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I truly agree about your post that says UCM revelation will only hurt Sasuke, especially post war. Even if somehow Kakashi is dumb enough to let Naruto told everyone about the UCM situation without any proof except Tobi and Sasuke's words (which is, frankly, they're both internation criminal atm), it only flamed people's hatred that Uchiha truly the root of all problem, since they were in the brink of war with UCHIHA Madara. Also, they are all busy preparing for upcoming war. Why some Uchiha apologist think that people will give a shit about something unrelated to them that happened long time ago till they were willing to "overthrown" government in the brink of war with another UCHIHA, I have no idea.
Some addition why UCM revelation post war would be a nightmare to Sasuke. Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Madara are not only known to be the starter of 4th Ninja war that robbed many lives from different nations. UCHIHA Obito and UCHIHA Madara are right there, standing proudly in front of countless people, taunted all of them that their reality is suck, their power and determination is useless, overall being a pair of absolute madshit overlords. The same countless people cheered for UCHIHA Obito's death. 5 different nations, separated by previous war, bore hatred and vengeance toward each other, united to fight UCHIHA Madara together and seal him. Plus, since you've mention about 3rd Hokage was loved by people (although I dislike him), 4 Hokages directly leaped in front of them and saved them from UCHIHA Madara's Juubi attack. The very 4 hokages consist of, Hashirama who killed Madara before, Tobirama who hates Uchiha, Hiruzen whom Uchiha clan was planned to kidnap on their coup, and Minato who was killed during Kyuubi attack cause by UCHIHA Obito.
I truly don't understand, why do they think that UCM revelation will make people symphatize with Uchiha and hates their Hokages instead? Why do they think that UCM revelation will make people want to overthrown shinobi government, the same government who fought with them alongside a huge war against UCHIHA Obito and UCHIHA Madara? Why do they think that with UCM revelation, somehow they will agree with Sasuke's plan to kill 5 kages?
That doesn't make any sense. We sympathize with Uchiha because we were shown so many Uchiha P.O.V but from ordinary shinobis in Naruto's world's P.O.V, Uchihas are war bringer and Hokages and Gokages are heroes who fought alongside them, saved them, and protect them. They will not overthrown their heroes for the sake of UCHIHAS.
I am very happy that someone out here grasped this series perfectly on a meta level without getting into any out-of-the world Accusations. You summed up everything so well. I couldn't have said it any better....
Except for Tobirama hating Uchihas... He hated Madara for sure. But he didn't hate Uchihas as a whole as the fandom claims him to be. I'll be making another detailed post about it.
Why do they think that UCM revelation will make people sympathize with Uchiha and hates their Hokages instead?
The Answer is very simple... And it is in your Ask itself.
"We sympathize with Uchiha because we were shown so many Uchiha P.O.V but from ordinary shinobis in Naruto's world's P.O.V"
These are your own words.... The thing is, you can able to put yourself in ordinary shinobi's P.O.V and think about how they react to certain situations whereas those apologists simply refuse to. They get enamoured with their favourite character and think that their fav characters are the only ones suffered a lot. They just base their theories on some random panels and build a big bad head canon out of it....
And then the way you structured your Ask by connecting everything. It clearly shows that you can able to draw Madara, Obito, Kyuubi attack, Coup detat and string together to form a concrete answer, Which is the whole point of this series.... By doing this, you realize the harm it will cause to Sasuke, who has nothing to do with any of his Clan members' activities. Whereas, they somehow believe that Madara, Obito, Kyuubi Attack are separate entities and has nothing to do with the UCM.
Thirdly, You used this amazing sentence, "We were shown so many Uchiha POV"... That's so true...... We have almost 6 flashbacks related to this clan. But those apologists, pick the one that's convenient and blatantly ignore everything else. They always consider Obito's flashback as their Gospel and build their Headcanon around them.... While canonically, that flashback has so many plotholes, contradictions and lies. [[I almost finished a post related to these contradictions which I will post this week]]
Anyways, when we point out these things... They will simply slander us as the supporter of Genocide Massacre and whatnot. While the entire point is, None of us wanted this tragedy to happen.... And majority of the problems that had happened to that Clan were caused by their own Clan members while Konoha Higher-Ups acted as the last straw. But they always want to put the entire blame on Konoha which is where I don’t agree. 
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crispin-kreme · 3 years
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If that's okay can i request Epel with a s/o who comes from a noble family?(their title is earl/countess or something idk) And like, when Vil or teachers are around they act all polite and professional but as soon as he leaves the room (and is at a safe distance to not hear them) they start swearing like a sailor.
They also hate etiquette lessons and they often escape them (their family makes them attend) and they're very chaotic as well, but they don't let anyone aside from him, Grim and their first years friends know about this side of theirs.
They also like to spoil him! If they visit their world (let's pretend Crowley found a way to do that) he's gonna be treated like absolute royalty! You know that meme that goes "i said i wanted McDonald's!" "And i bought you McDonald's!" "I meant the food not the entire Company!!" "...oh."
Or if he decides to take them to his farm to meet his family they're not afraid to get their hands dirty to impress him (even tho they're super clumsy since they've never done this before!).
epel with a s/o who comes from a noble family
pairings: epel felmier x gn! reader
warnings: grammatical errors, cursing
notes: this took long bcs i was madshit tired JSHASH anyways i hope you enjoy this and thank you for waiting <3
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i bet epel would really be shocked as you cursed
probably because he stuck to the belief you don't curse so yea-
"yea okay fuck this" "fuck that" "holy shit" were heard when some teachers left whilst you were ranting
epel would be pretty shocked- dw he’ll prolly curse with you KDJDJSJ
let’s also add to the fact he notices that you hated etiquette
as a noble person- he was rlly under the impression you were trained with proper etiquette
but he was wrong so anyways- he does notice that you’re really not stoic
youre just a pure hyper person
you would also spoil epel sm
fuck buying food, buy the whole fucking company
epel really wants to spoil you back but he couldn’t
you reassure him that its fine- you’re not expecting anything in return
anyways you spoil him a bunch!!
“oh dear, you shouldn’t have bothered to give me gifts. it isn’t my birthday.” epel points out “oh my god just accept the damn gift, epel–” you responded
epel would also be impressed as you get your hands dirty in the farm
yes there were instances were he would let you meet his family
boi you dont give a shit rlly- as long as you can impress epel and his family you’re all good
so without experience with farming- you try your best to do it well
“y/n! you shouldn’t have done that. look, you’re all dirty.” epel says “yea no shit it was fun.” you laughed
you dont care abt his background you just love him very much
and dw, he loves you too sm <3
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stupid-bull · 3 years
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The first time I watched GoT was just for funsies, like I didn't take it seriously. I was only there to watch Sansa evolve (I used to have this weird thing years back where I'd watch/read stuff with badass redheads, thanks to Ms. Ginny Weasley) and it was my first time watching something set in medieval Europe (not really, but I was never invested) or wtv so I didn't know shit about titles except for the common king, queen, princesses, etc. When Arya was corrected by Tywin about the difference of m'lord and my lord, my shit brain didn't get it so it just flew over my head.
That is why when Gendry said "You wouldn't be my family, you'd be m'lady."
My brain just exploded. The world stopped, my own heart seized to beat.
And all I could think of was "DID THIS BITCH JUST FLIRT WITH HER? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LETTING HER GO ON HER OWN THEN?????"
I paused the video, wondering whether to squeal that there really was something there or to add that scene to my list of what-the-fuck-is-going-on-in-this-show.
I did stop watching after like, the half of season 4 and rewatched the whole thing 2 years later when I had the random idea to check what happened to GoT and why everyone was going madshit crazy on Twitter and did Arya and Gendry ever reunite?
Suffice to say, in terms of gendrya and Queen Sansa, I liked what I found (mostly).
It made me understand that Gendry's line was actually just him reminding her of their social status but hey, mans did ask her to be his wife, his lady so who cares.
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"i went to this new land on the other side of the earth, but the people there werent like me, so i left"
Idk if this is a quote from your madshit assbat or if you're trying to make a point but either way it sounds dumb
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