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Friendship Hcs with Atsushi Nakajima & Ranpo Edogawa.
synopsis. have you ever wondered what will it be like if you were the friend of the soft weretiger & the greatest detective of the armed detective agency? maybe close with them? let's see and find out.
possible tw(s). a bit of swearing at ranpo's part, some sad parts here and there during atsushi's part.
character (s) featuring. Atsushi Nakajima, Edogawa Ranpo. (Separately).
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- Reader is gender neutral but no pronouns are used.
Atsushi Nakajima.
He's such a good friend to have :]]
Would %1000000 support you on whatever you do and your life choices unless if it's something illegal or bad-
Will try to cheer you up when you're upset, sad, frustrated, & etc. and, ofc, you would do the same for him
If you're older than him, I think he might (would) see you as an older sibling/parental figure or if you're younger, you're the little sibling figure ?? (I have no idea tf I'm doing with my life- 😃👍)
N e ways-
The both of you (mostly him actually) would look out for each other when you're on missions and protect/help each other out when the other is in trouble
You & him would occasionally hang out at a café you always would go to and hang out while talking each other about things you have interest in, things you like, and other stuff when you guys don't have any work to do!
Some people have actually mistaken you two as a couple one or a few times, and it still flusters Atsushi whenever this happens while you were used to it/unfazed-
It's so funny to see Atsushi so flustered like that- lmao-
If you're the teasing type (like Dazai-), then you might've teased him about this just to see his cheeks grow red as a cherry-
Of course, the both of don't have any romantic feelings for each other, you view each other as siblings/family!
If you're taller than him, you probably have carried him a few times before, either on purpose or smth along the lines of that (like you have to carry him cause' he was injured on a mission, the way you carry him is your choice)
You'd pat his head and he might do the same to you
He treasures anything you give him, even if it's a singular plucked flower that's slowly wilting away 'til death, a shiny rock you found, or a keychain that resembles him in some way (example: a tiger keychain, a moon keychain), he'll cherish it forever no matter what it is <3
Atsushi would try to help you in situations if you're seeming to be looking uncomfortable when that person starts hitting on/flirting with you, and he would either try to take care of the situation (by confronting that person and tell them to stop making you uncomfortable) or escort you outta the area/place you're at and if any of the other members of the agency are there, he'll let them know about it and take care of the job
You would help him out by using your ability when going on missions that involve a little violence here and there, protecting him from any harm that's coming your way
You find his tiger form, named Byakko, adorable. You probably give him headpats when you can :]]
He thinks you're kinda intimidating at times, specially during when going against the enemies, since you would have this such sweet and kind expression on your face but the words you were saying to the enemies don't even match the smile you have on-
Since he's such a worry wart most of the time whenever someone gets injured, especially if that person is you, you would try to reassure him everything's going to be fine even if it may not look like it
That one friend who probably makes terrible jokes and being awkward about it and there's always someone who would always laugh at their jokes
Random scent hc : Atsushi smells like vanilla and probably also cinnamon & strawberries joined into the mix
I have no idea why, but he seems like he'll smell like that-
Prone to having nightmares at times, so when he comes to you, may be having tears prickling his eyes, please do comfort him <3
If you were to shower him with platonic affection and compliments, he would get so embarrassed & flustered and start stammering nonsense that you don't even understand the hell's he's saying but you vibe with it- 🤷
Since you spend most of your time spending with him, you might as well spend time with Kyōka too since she hangs out with him mostly
Let's you drag him anywhere you want unless you need to keep track on the mission you're on/get lost along the way
If you're really close with him, he might tell you about his past, like the orphanage he resided in for a while before being kicked out onto the streets with nowhere to go for example and you would comfort him
But all and all, he's a very good & sweet boy to have as a friend though he's a worry wart at times but he means well. 9/10 :]
Ranpo Edogawa.
Kinda chaotic ngl-
This guy likes to be praised alot and it makes you think he probably has a praise kink-
(But of course, we won't get any deeper into that since we're keeping this all sfw and I don't do nsfw at all-)
Back to the main topic; please praise him-
If you do, his ego will go going through the roof-
Besides the president's praises, he mostly craves these compliments from you the most. You always complimented and praised him on his intelligence, skills, his looks, and pretty much everything that he does/have (as it pretty much should be-)
But he really appreciates how you aren't doing it in a way to suck it up to him. You just genuinely mean everything you say positively about him
It's not a secret that he doesn't have an ability like his colleagues but he didn't want any pity from anyone. He doesn't need it, he's one of the most essential members of the armed detective agency. He doesn't doubt himself in the slightest, but though it does something to him knowing that someone has their whole entire faith in him so easily
Even if he doesn't have a flashy, cool, and striking ability like the others, you still encouraged him every time at anywhere you are at
Besides Dazai (and I think also Fukuzawa), you're the very few people who he'll pay attention to for more than five seconds
He's surprisingly soft towards you
If you were to make homemade sweets of any kind (cakes, cupcakes, brownies, lolipops, gummy bears, chocolates, etc.) and give them to him as a gift, he might lose himself-
You're like a parent friend to him cause' you would lightly scold and force him to eat regular, healthy food because eating just sweets and cake is bad for the health of one and a regular human must eat healthy food instead of just eating sweets
Because eating just sWEETS IS NOT HEALTHY FOR YOU AT ALL-
This guy definitely smells entirely like sweets, like,, a strong aroma of sweetness emitts from him which can tell you that it's Ranpo even without looking at him or hearing him at all-
He probably shares some sweets with you, and only you if you're that really close with him
Steals whatever sweets you have but you mostly offer some to him or just give the whole thing (unless if it's a lolipop-)
Has asked you to carry him on your back once cause' his feet were hurting from walking
Even if you may be a very sweet and caring person (beside Atsushi), you tend to call him a 'childish idiot' sometimes and he's pretty dramatic about it
He gets lost so damn easily, and you would become his guide 'dog' whenever you find him and guide him wherever he needs to go, please do not look away from him for one second cause' if you do, the greatest detective might as well just disappear from existence and never be found again by mankind 🤷
Not really though-
He may be childish and annoying at times but you love him /p
He manages to convince (force) you to slack off from work and hang out with him where his desk is, you two talk and talk about whatever (mostly him bragging about the cases he's done before-) and maybe eat some snacks while you're at it
When Fukuzawa walked in on one occasion, he did not even bat an eyes or even talk to you about how you were skipping on doing work in front of his damn eyes-
He only smiled, said a greeting to you both, and went back into his office
"Hey Edogawa-san?"
"Just call me Ranpo."
"Ah, Right. Ranpo, why didn't the president reprimand me for not doing work instead just slacking off?"
"Well, I exempted you from work today by doing all of your work because I was bored."
"Ah, I see. okay- pardon?"
Sometimes, you have to deal with him and his love for candy- meaning that you have to try and prevent him from getting distracted and not going on the mission which you were supposed to do
"Ranpo, please-"
"But [name]!! That shop has that new candy I wanna try!! I've been wanting to try it ever since!"
"oh my gosh- RANPO WE NEED TO COMPLETE THIS FUCKING MISSION FIRST, I PROMISE THAT I'LL BUY YOU THAT CANDY YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY LATER AFTER WE FINISH THIS PLEASE-"
He likes to go to the movies with you, specially murder mysteries type of movies, and then figures out the killer within the first 8 minutes of the movie-
Probably tells you spoilers of some movies you wanted to watch and you would stuff his mouth with a cupcake (or just a sweet of any kind) or just simply slap your hand over his mouth before he could get the words out
Sometimes shares some of his snacks from his sacred snack pile. Everybody in the office was stunned to witness this cause' Ranpo has and will never share his snacks with anyone ever
You might know who Edgar Allan Poe is cause' Ranpo might've mentioned to you about him a few times but you've never met the disastrous ball of anxiety in all your life- (yet-)
He's a great friend but pretty much childish as a first grader. An 8.5/10
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#bungou stray dogs#bsd#made for entertainment purposes#anime & manga#headcanons#hcs#ranpo edogawa#atsushi nakajima#ada#armed detective agency#ability#abilities#slight crack#slight spoilers#mainly fluff#friendship hcs
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Bruce is actually really attractive, and I have enough reasoning to make a list
He's:
Tall (. Tall enough to hit his head on the vault doorframe)
Long-legged
Has a straight nose bridge
Has high cheekbones (more noticeable in 2nd pic below)
Has a strong jawline
Sharp eyes, but they aren't small (plus eyebags if you're into that)
Overall, he has strong, attractive facial features
Has broad, refined shoulders. You can tell he works out (or he did, when he was alive)
Even has a thick, muscly neck
He has MUSCLE. Is SCULPTED. NOICE. VERY NOICE. (nice arms. Nice shoulders. Nice neck. Nice legs. Nice butt-)
(There are actually panels where you can see some of his muscles. Other than those already shown here, he's got bricky thighs-
-and in the panels where we first get his name dropped, he's got those shoulder blades too-)
The one time we see him smile, and he actually has a scary one
Has small, kinda sharp pupils, and his eyes remind me of a cat. We only ever saw him tense or defensive, so his resting/listening face is really cute
Other than the physical appearance stuff, he also:
Takes shit without batting an eye (patience, knowing it's just how Kudo is, etc)
Kudo being all "Cut the crap Bruce and give it to me straight", after Bruce tests his blood and is rightfully Concerned because they just faced AFO
Put up with Kudo's experimenting and testing over Yoichi's transferable Factor
Did ya'll see the look on Kudo's face when he realized he had Yoichi's Factor/will? Kudo was going to start in nonsense and Bruce just dealt with that.
Also something I noticed when looking back at the images here; Bruce has bandages on his arms in the void. But not when he faced AFO in the sewers.
Were he and Kudo cutting their arms open in their experimenting over Yoichi's theory? Is this why Kudo has two gauntlets instead of his one? Why we never see his bare arms in the void? That he always keeps his arms down so there's no slip?
Is smart enough to run blood tests, plus has enough common sense to pick Shinomori as his successor
He picked a guy who avoids society, has an Ability to detect danger so he can always stay away from AFO, is also a coward so he's never going to go throw himself into danger, even without knowing instinctively he stands no chance, etc.
Meanwhile, Kudo chose Bruce, who he played Hot Potato Yoichi with; but he did also trust Bruce, and put the only pure combative Ability in OFA through Bruce.
These two made their choices based on what they valued and saw the Factor needed.
Is logical, analytical, and calm.
He tried advising Midoriya on their Abilities in One For All, especially his own.
Midoriya then tried ignoring him about using Fa Jin for the first time, but found he was right, thinking: "Dammit!! I had [Lady Nagant] right where I wanted her, but... ugh! The Third was right. My parallel Quirk processes are all screwed up!" (ch. 314).
Plus, when Midoriya fixed his processing mistakes, Bruce was analyzing the way he reached his new conclusion. Pure facts, no bias, very calm, just saying it as it was.
We never see him panic. When he's caught by surprise in the sewers by AFO, Kudo, and Yoichi's little bubble event, he immediately reacts. He doesn't falter, he just knows he has to do something right now.
Was more willing to listen than Kudo to Yoichi's beckon, and probably was just following Kudo's rejection of Midoriya
While we don't see Kudo's face, we see Bruce's eyes when Yoichi calls on his heroes. Bruce was more open and receptive, or at least more impacted.
Bruce was also the one to start talking, while Kudo just kept quiet.
He actually communicates a lot
When Yoichi called them to support Midoriya, Bruce started talking to paint a picture of why they thought the way they did, so Yoichi understood where they were coming from.
(Though he seems to beat about the bush sometimes, since Kudo spoke up to be direct on how they couldn't just put their trust in some starry-eyed teenager. Plus, when Kudo tells him to just tell him what's wrong [double Factors])
When Midoriya first used Fa Jin against Nagant, Bruce came out just to tell him he knew what he was trying, but that Midoriya wasn't ready; and Midoriya found he was right. Midoriya just didn't want to listen to him then.
He asks Kudo for clarification after finding Kudo had two Factors in him after the sewer incident ("Just to be sure, All For One didn't touch you, right?") Kudo knew him well enough to go "stop beating around the bush and tell me", so Bruce was probably gonna start with questions, theories, and trying to understand everything in general, before saying "yeah you have two Factors. Don't know why".
Is strong-willed and loyal.
He followed Kudo, even to death, carrying on the cause he started until it ended with him.
Plus, when talking about how AFO needs a strong will to override OFA's own, we first see Bruce, Kudo, and Yoichi.
AFO couldn't steal OFA because the will was too strong for him, and that was back during Banjo's time. Since Shinomori never actually tried opposing AFO and just hid, we can assume the first Three (Yoichi, Kudo, Bruce) already had an accumulation of strong willpower that made OFA un-stealable. Those three are a strong enough foundation, and the main wills, that the other users just become bonuses.
Kudo, also saying that Midoriya needs allies with the same will and drive as him... hey Kudo, you're talking about yourself and your old allies, aren't you? That's why you look at Yoichi and Bruce when you say this.
Not only is Bruce attractive, but he's got good character. THE END.
#yes this is a bruce appreciation post#am i biased? yes. am i right that he has these features? also yes.#hes actually a very attractive person. hes got all the right features for it#plus hes smart (some medical knowledge) is really loyal strong-willed and patient#he puts up with kudo SO much#from being bossed around to taking home yoichis brother to whatever the heck kudo made him do to figure out OFA's transfer properties.....#i didnt think much of bruce originally#then i started doing resistance fic stuff and now hes a fave#hes a little blorbo#that i throw in terrible situations for my own entertainment#used his scary smile for comedy purposes#like when he made a kid cry once. or when a meta child was afraid of him so they bit him#has patience to deal with kudo and co. but also. has enough bite to snark them. is how i like writing him#oh? background character? well lemme just *picks him up* EXPAND ON THAT-#fic stuff: he tries making a good impression on a girl and kudo is ruining it immediately#he doesnt know what to do because the two always banter#kudo: fuck you#oc: fuck me yourself you coward#he sees through a rose-lens that kudo is trying to rip off his face#appeciation kinda turned analysis in general#bruce#kudo#yoichi shigaraki#bnha#mha#spoilers#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#NOT YOICHIS BROTHER. i meant Yoichi / AFO's brother in a prev tag up there but theres too much tags i dont wanna rewrite to fix that#(image limit and tag limit)
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so let me get this straight, watcher:
An unknown party is planting VHS tapes on your own set weekly, containing ad reads by:
a self-proclaimed professor
who mentions unfortunate encounters with horses
who has an 'estranged wife'
whose jacket is tan and tie and red
who is a 'gamer'
whose image flickered in like a hologram in an earlier ad read,
and you want us to just like, not think Something Smells Fishy. OK...
#mod post#mystery files#puppet history#watcher entertainment#shane madej#my actual theories? it's very possible these are being made and planted by the substitute and that's what i'd put my money on. however#at times it seems like he's sort of uncertain what to say next or like he's coming up with things on the spot? so i think it would be funny#if these were being made and sent by the puppets in purgatory; we know they make their own ads for their own shows and they were able#to send A Hologram to the Realm Of The Living so maybe a VHS isn't out of the question. this then makes me think that someone in there has#accidentally made up a character who's Just The Professor Himself Kinda. sorry guys not everyone is cut out for the writer's room !!#honestly though that seems like a happy end for them. i think they should be allowed to make watcher ad reads and their silly TV shows#instead of necessarily Having to go to the afterlife!#my third theory is this is just watcher having fun and doing it purposely. it fits that the corkboard show would have us doing the same
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ALAN WAKE'S AMERICAN NIGHTMARE
REMEDY ENTERTAINMENT, 2012
#quality will have to do... though they deserve the best <3#dream-like vibe is stored in the blur#also i made this grainy on purpose ok i love grain...#alan wake#alice wake#alan wake's american nightmare#remedy entertainment#alanwakeedit#gamingedit#my gifs
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top stede truthers we won
#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2#ofmd season 2#ofmd spoilers#edward teach#stede bonnet#gentlebeard#blackbonnet#disclaimer:#i do not support top/bottom discrimation and the post was made purely for entertaining purposes
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I absolutely love Icemav so I made a fan edit of them, this song fits them so well!
Disclaimer:
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I am purely a fan and this is purely a fan edit shared for the enjoyment of others and no profit is sought in any way or form.
#icemav#fan edit#no copyright infringement intended#not my music#not my movie#I own nothing to do with this#ice x mav#iceman#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#iceman x maverick#I do NOT own Top Gun or Top Gun Maverick nor do I claim to. I do not own any characters in this fan fic or from Top Gun.#This transformative
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drusilla summersong
another bg3 pc because i was dying to play after watching the panel from hell <3 this is dru, a lore bard like my first tav. still don't know who i'll play first!
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 tav#tav#bg3 oc#bg3 edit#i'm thinking she's a disgraced noble who pursued entertainment after her family disowned her for a crime i haven't decided on yet#maybe like sleeping with her brother's betrothed i want some juicy family drama#so i purposely made her surname kind of an ill-fitting hastily chosen stage name 💀#wm: bg3
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Like, obviously, fuck ChatGPT for stealing copyrighted material.
But this
This is the correct use of AI. This is entirely unhinged and extremely funny. I'm literally in tears. (Also Barack Obama lmao)
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#you can be critical of something while still having fun with it yk#this is purely for entertainment purposes#and not pretending to be real or art or replacing anyone#he'll kill that fish so quickly lmao#like he killed the 24 children before#(pajama sam stream)#dougdoug#stream#funny#the unhinged demon noises the ai makes are just always *chef's kiss*#if it's not clear: the war is entirely made up by chatgpt
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First Meetings Hcs with U-1146.
synopsis. momentarily, two cells meet at the battlefield and then never see each other after the fight ends. would they met again?
possible tw(s). none I think?
character (s) featuring. White Blood Cell U-1146.
masterlists. | Cells at Work! Masterlist.
- Reader's chosen gender in this is gender neutral but no pronouns are used. Reader is a white blood cell.
White Blood Cell U-1146.
U-1146 was fighting off germs and bacteria on the battlefield with his comrades & friends helping out while killing off the bacteria from spreading through the body
And it just so happened that a bacteria had him in a life or death situation, all tangled up in it's tentacles. He would've probably have become one of the body's many honorable sacrifices if it weren't for the mysterious, and unknown neutrophil who had swiftly come by to his rescue
That white blood cell so happened to be you. You wasted no millisecond of time when lodging the sharp blade of your knife into the germ's vital organelles, cytoplasm spraying all over you and White Blood Cell after killing it, which made it release U-1146 from it's grasp
And then you had managed to save him in time by jumping and catching him in your arms, while doing a somewhat heroic landing as you done it
1146 didn't have the chance to say anything when you immediately put him down back on his feet and ran over to help other cells who were being chased/cornered by other bacteria, who kept coming from the gaping hole of the wound
He was surprised and was felt in awe by your quick & save and agility, he was curious when he got a glimpse of your face which seemed unfamiliar to him. He surely hadn't seen such face like yours around before
Were you a rookie neutrophil? No, you seemed to be too skilled to be new to this and you looked like you had the knowledge of everything a White Blood Cell should know
Then 1146 got out of his train of thoughts when he heard & recognized the screams of his red blood cell friend AE-3803 who was being chased by a pneumococcus. He quickly sprung into action and stabbed the bacteria that was chasing her, killing it as cytoplasm was splattered on him
3803 noticed him and thanked him for his help, to which he nodded in response and killed off all the other germs who were there
After a while, the fight was eventually over and every immune cell sat down somewhere to rest and wash off the cytoplasm from their bodies as the Macrophages cleaned up the mess that was left behind and helped ones who were injured
In U-1146's mind, he thought about the neutrophil who saved him earlier and wondered when they'll meet again and how are they doing now
All he knows that you might meet each other again soon or later (and maybe become friends too)
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#cells at work#cells at work! is such an underrated series omg#anime & manga#headcanons#made for entertainment purposes#hcs#platonic#first meetings hcs#first meetings#white blood cell#u 1146
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their relationship means everything to me
#THE WAY TINA WAS THE ONE WHO HATED SYD THE MOST AND MADE HER LIFE HELL AT FIRST AND TRIED TO GET HER TO QUIT#BUT SYD INSPIRED TINA AND THEY SLOWLY SLOWLY BEGAN TO WORK TOGETHER#AND NOW TINA IS THE FIRST TO ASK SYD IF SHE'S OKAY ON A BAD DAY AND SYD IS THE FIRST TO TRUST IN TINA AND HER SKILL#BAWLING ACTUALLY!!#this show is so genuinely good like i was saying to my mum the other day that this is the first time in so fucking long#where ive watched a new piece of media and it's just genuinely been GOOD. like i find myself pointing out shit that was once a given#in media like 'every single character is given time and depth and purpose and everyone has dynamics with everyone#not just the leads with each other and there's difficult-to-love characters that work hard to grow on you' etc etc#and it's such a shame that the entertainment industry got to such a place where every piece of media currently coming out was just awful#and you'd have to really dig to find something good but i hope with the strikes atm at the very least we're headed in the right direction#and i know this disney show isn't exactly some radical new thing but. idk it's just nice to watch something good again#and get really into something that is generally quite mainstream#the bear
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As someone who is a member of an a cappella group
Pitch Perfect lied to me.
In no world does every member of a group have perfect pitch, so that scene in Pitch Perfect two where they sing a note to vote? Ridiculous.
In no world is tuning instantly perfect. Seriously, no choir can instantly tune, especially not a bunch of college students.
In no world can ever member of a choir HARMONIZE TO A SONG unprompted and completely off of improv.
And also, every single rehearsal will always end with everyone leaving and STILL SINGING the songs. Often not their part. In fact, rarely has anyone left a choir rehearsal singing anything but a very poor version of the part that is the farthest out of their range. The fact that everyone just leaves and talks about normal stuff is ridiculous.
AND WHERE ARE ALL THE LAST MINUTE KEY CHANGES?! I swear every song I have sung in this choir has been transposed down at least a half step.
#a cappella#pitch perfect#it's full of lies#seriously#it's almost like this is a movie made for entertainment purposes and isn't meant to be entirely accurate
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imagine going to fucking hell in a complete other dimension from that which you're native to and lived your entire life in. after being convinced to do so by a shadowy demonic recreation of a famous actor you just saw dead in the news. JUST to escape from critics.
and then you get there and there's still critics.
#dontstarvetogether#don't starve wigfrid#idk#I Picked up a Pen (Art)#i know my whole Thing is pointing at things charlie does and connecting them to wigfrid but#you can not look me in the eye and tell me she didn't fucking do this on purpose. COMPLETELY unnecessary those guys did NOT need to be ther#might do something genuine w this later. write abt it or something#'a little drama' klei entertainment SO untrue. there is SO much drama stored inside of one woman#a dangerous amount#this entire ordeal is made only worse by the fact that it's highly likely if not canon that a lot of wig's criticism was faked. BY MAXWELL#CAN'T A WOMAN CATCH A BREAK
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#as always ignore this#prob gonna be doing rants till I get home im sorry :(#but ever since i was pregnant ive had this problem with gagging right#never once gagged unless it was on a dick lol#anyway i had to hold my fathers hand while we prayed and a gag came up 😭😭😭#I CANT CONTROL IT#he didn’t get me anything for Christmas and i didn’t expect him to#he didn’t get his parents anything either#or my sister#I didn’t wanna be purposely/obviously rude so I got him something#i got him some star wars thing idc#I even wrote ”dad” on the label because I didn’t want it to be weird#I haven’t called him that since high school I think#I took a picture of it too to show my sister lol#& i caught him in a lie so that was entertaining at least lol#(also feels weird that i was pregnant today of last year and had no idea. i even took ”food baby” pics after Christmas dinner not knowing +#that I was literally pregnant lmao#BUT my father & i are going to dinner wednesday because i can’t say no to save my life 🤪#if you made it this far i love you & hope you had the best christmas <3
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Well tom taylor is going to be writing the new titans book that's coming up which means he's responsible for writing dickkory when he's a known dick grayson infantilizer and tom if you're reading this i want you to know from the bottom of my heart if you want to get crazy, we can get crazy
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i think eliot’s very “my bed has exactly one pillow on it because that’s the number of pillows a bed needs to have. honestly i can usually do without the pillow” and quinn’s very “yes i can sleep comfortably on any surface and yet YES the bed needs six pillows and two extra blankets at MINIMUM to avoid complaints <3”
#:3 cosplaying as high maintenance For Entertainment Purposes Only#a solid 60% of the enjoyment comes from watching eliot grimly and diligently build a fucking pillow nest on his perfectly made bed#possibly even 75%#finchtalks
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Petals
Rusty never gets sick, like ever, so he’s surprised to say the least when he feels a burning tickling sensation building in his lungs. He sighs pops a coff drop in his mouth and chalks it up to the cold whether. Then it builds into a slight but nagging cough, that cough quickly enough becomes persistent.
“Hey Rus?” Danny says stopping him in the hallway on their way to play poker he doesn’t have to actually ask the question on his mind Rusty knows it’s about his coughing.
“Don’t know it just won’t go away.” He tells him.
“You don’t.” Danny says confused.
“Get sick?” Rusty finishes. “Yeah I know.”
“You think it’s the…” Danny says.
“Probably, it hasn’t gotten above thirty two degrees in over a week.” Rusty dismisses Danny’s concerns.
“But we’ve pulled jobs in whether colder than this and you never…” Danny points out.
“Yeah, I know.” Rusty sighs earning himself a few short coughs.
“Not to mention we’re not even working right now.” Danny continues.
“Maybe I’m allergic to downtime?” Rusty jokes.
“Hmm?” Danny says skeptically.
Rusty dissolves into a coughing fit one of the worst he’s had yet and has to hold onto Danny’s shoulder for support. When he can breathe again there’s three tiny petals in his palm.
Danny furrows his brow. “Are those…?”
“Marigold petals.” Rusty confirms.
“Your… in love?” Danny asks astonished.
“Apparently.” Rusty says grimly.
“And it’s unrequited?” Danny’s eyebrows very nearly meet his hairline.
“It would seem that way.” Rusty agrees.
“But you…” Danny trails off
Rusty looks hard at the petals in his hand “Don’t do love.”
“Exactly.” Danny looks thoughtful for a minute. “So who?”
“Marigolds are October.” Rusty says mentality going through everyone he knows with birthdays in October.
Danny gets there first. “Linus was born in the beginning of October.”
“Damn, it’s Linus isn’t it?” Rusty asks and it sounds more like a statement than a question.
“You have always been fond of him.” Danny says. “And you both are here for the month over the holidays.”
“You can’t tell him.” Rusty looks from the petals to Danny. “He won’t understand.”
“Give the kid some credit Rus.” Danny persuades.
“No. Even if he understands he doesn’t feel the same I watch him enough to know that.” Rusty says firmly. “I won’t put that pressure, that guilt on him.”
“You watch everyone and think you know what’s going on in their heads.” Danny says but Rusty cuts him off.
“That’s because I do people are open books. Worse than that actually their audiobooks at full volume.” Rusty says as though he’s stating a core fact of the universe.
“But Linus isn’t so simple, he’s not as easy to read as everyone else, you don’t always know what’s going on in his head Rusty. So maybe…” Danny suggests.
“He’s not.” Rusty cuts off Danny’s line of reasoning.
“Alright if you don’t want me to tell him I won’t.” Danny promises.
“Thank you.” Rusty says.
“You gonna be okay for poker?” Danny asks worriedly.
“Danny it’s literally a game centered around bluffing I’ll be fine.” Rusty dismisses him heading to where Linus is setting up the poker table forcing him to drop the subject.
“Hey.” Linus says sitting down in his chair. “Who’s dealing?”
“I’ll do it.” Danny offers motioning for Linus to hand him the deck.
Linus places the cards in his palm his attention drawn to Rusty who is persistently clearing his throat. “You okay Rusty?”
“Yeah, just a persistent tickle.” Rusty says pointing to his throat.
Linus stands up and disappears into the kitchen. “Where do you think he’s going?” Rusty asks as Danny shuffles the deck.
“I don’t know.” Danny shrugs as they hear the sounds of dishes being moved around in the kitchen.
“Awfully trusting with his cards though.” Rusty comments.
“He knows we won’t cheat him.” Danny pokes Rusty’s chest. “It’s one of the reasons you’re coughing up salad.”
Linus returns a few minutes later with a mug of something warm in his hands little wisps of steam rising from it, he hands the mug to Rusty. “Here, this’ll help with the tickle.”
Rusty takes a sip of the drink. “Lemon tea?”
“Good for your throat.” He says sitting down.
Linus worry continues to grow as Rusty’s coughing doesn’t subside instead worsening as they continue their poker game.
“Okay.” Linus says laying down his cards in the middle of the third hand. “This isn’t just some tickle in the throat is it?”
“I’m fine it’s just this cold weather.” Rusty protests.
Linus gives him a look that says he doesn’t believe a word coming out of his mouth. “Try again you’ve visited me In Chicago when it was minus four degrees outside and didn’t so much as clear your throat.”
“It’s probably just a cold.” Rusty dismisses.
Linus crosses his arms over his chest. “If it was that the tea would have helped not made it worse.”
Rusty sighs screwing his eyes shut and whispers. “It’s Hanahaki disease.”
“Hardly anyone gets that these days.” Linus says surprised. “Is it Isabel? I know you really loved her.”
Rusty shakes his head. “The breakup was mutual.”
Linus furrows his brow. “So they tuned you down?”
“Didn’t have to it’s obvious they don’t have feelings for me.” Rusty tells him.
“You haven’t even tried?” Linus asks astonished.
“No point.” Rusty says simply.
“Your just going to give up just like that?” He turns to Danny. “He’s kidding right?”
Danny shakes his head. “Afraid not.”
Looking at Danny he asks. “We’ve pulled off some of the craziest con’s I’ve ever seen surely between the three of us we can get some one to fall in love with Rusty.”
“It’s not happening Linus.” Rusty says firmly getting up and leaving the room.
“He’s got to be kidding.” Linus says throwing his hands up in the air.
“Linus I know it bothers you to see him like this but you’re going to have a tough time pulling a name out of him.” Danny tells him gently.
“He’s my friend Danny, you and him are my family. I can’t stand to see him suffer.” Linus whispers.
“He’s like family to you?” Danny asks with a crease between his eyebrows.
“Yes.” Linus says emphatically. “So help me help him.”
“I’m sorry Linus he’s my best friend and I have to respect his wishes and feelings on the matter.” Danny say standing up.
“His wishes are going to kill him.” Linus pleads.
Danny shakes his head and goes to find Rusty.
“Hey.” Danny says finding Rusty sitting in his room on the edge of the bed.
“What are you doing here?” Rusty asks.
“I’m sorry.” Danny says sitting down next to him.
“What did he say?” Rusty asks.
“He said your his family.” Danny tells him.
“So you see how pointless telling him would be?” Rusty asks.
“Yes.” Danny admits. “I do.”
Rusty dissolves into a coughing fit leaving him holding a handful of blood speckled marigold petals. “I love him so much it’s going to kill me.” Rusty whispers.
———
Linus didn’t give up he spent the next two weeks coming up with plans and begging Danny to do something, anything about what was happening to Rusty.
Most of his appeals had been to Danny trying to leave Rusty in peace with his worsening condition, he had gone from coughing up a few petals to coughing up whole marigolds which wasn’t doing anything to help Linus’s anxiety. So now Linus was taking his appeal to Rusty because he honestly wasn’t sure how long he had left.
“Rusty?” Linus asks knocking on the door to his room.
“Come in Linus.” Rusty’s voice sounds from the other side of the door.
“I need to talk to you.” Linus says sitting down on edge of the bed next to Rusty.
“There’s nothing you can do.” Rusty tells him.
“There has to be.” Linus chokes hot tears pricking at the corners of his eyes. “I can’t watch you die Rusty, I can’t loose you.”
“There’s nothing you can do.” Rusty repeats.
“Your really just going to lay down and die?.” Linus asks angrily.
“It’s my life.” Rusty counters.
“Your un fucking believable!” Linus finally breaks. “Your Rusty Ryan damn it! You always have a plan and you never just give up. I would sell my soul to Terry Benedict or the Devil himself if it would save you but you’re just going to do nothing when something as simple as words could save your life!?”
“Linus you don’t understand…” Rusty begins.
“No Rusty you listen I understand more than you could ever possibly know I’ve been in love with someone for so long and it’s been cutting away at my heart for a long time now so don’t you dare say I don’t understand.” Linus growls.
“You should tell them your a great person Linus they would be lucky to have you.” Rusty tells him leaning back on his pillows.
“Yeah well it’s you Rusty it always has been and you’re making me watch you die. I would rather see you with someone else than see you die but yet here you sit slowly dying because you refuse to tell someone you love them.” Linus half yells half sobs at him.
Rusty just stares at him for so long Linus asks him. “Are you okay?”
Rusty opens his mouth to say something but promptly shuts it again.
“I didn’t mean to upset you.” Linus lowers his voice back to his usual gentle tone. “I just can’t stand to see you hurting like this.”
“Your in love with me?” Rusty asks in an astonished voice.
“Yes, I don’t know how you couldn’t have seen it.” Linus whispers.
“You told Danny we’re your family.”
“And you are but family can mean a lot of things.” Linus explains.
“Linus..” Rusty is interrupted by Danny coming into the room.
“Hey Rus?” Danny starts but stops upon seeing Linus.
“Just try and think about what I said?” Linus pleads walking past Danny out of the room.
Rusty moves to go after him but Danny walks fully into the room shutting the door behind him. “How are you feeling?”
“Cured.” Rusty tells him.
Danny raises his eyebrows. “Mind saying that again?”
“Linus is in love with me.” Rusty tells him.
“Is that what?” Danny asks pointing over his shoulder with his thumb in the direction Linus had left.
“Yes.” Rusty answers.
“And does he know you are…?” Danny begins.
“No, you kinda walked in just as I was about to.” Rusty tells him.
“God the kid is going to give himself a panic attack. Go, go tell him.” Danny shoos Rusty towards the door of his room.
Rusty finds Linus just sitting in the kitchen staring at the wall.
“Can I talk to you?” Rusty asks pulling a seat over near Linus’s.
“Uh, yeah.” Linus sniffs wiping the back of his hand over his red rimmed eyes.
“You still want to know who this is all about?” Rusty asks.
“Yes.” Linus sits up straight.
Rusty takes one of Linus’s hands in his own and kisses the back of it. “You Linus, I’m in love with you.”
“I’m the reason you’ve been in all this pain?” Linus asks a tear slipping down his cheek.
Rusty wipes the tear away. “No, your the reason I’m healed. The reason I was in pain is because I was stubborn unwilling to say how I felt.” He cups Linus’s chin with the hand that’s not holding Linus’s. “And blind apparently.”
Linus laughs sniffing as he does so. “I wish you would have told me so much sooner.”
Rusty smiles. “Me too.”
Rusty leans forward gently kissing Linus lips and pulling him onto his lap, Linus straddles Rusty’s hips sitting on his lap kissing him back deeper.
They stay like that kissing in the kitchen until Danny walks in and yells into his cupped hands. “Get a room you two!”
The break apart laughing and Rusty drags Linus upstairs.
They were happy in each other’s company even if Rusty could never quite look at a marigold without clearing his throat, Which turned out to be especially fun when they got roped into a con involving an industrial sized greenhouse filled with marigolds, but that’s irrelevant the point is they lived as happily ever after as they could for a pair that thieves.
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