still not over the whole extra large anal beads thing like what the fuck ever even was that. do you think dennis sent a whole 5 pages long paragraph trying to convince mac to put it in him arguing that being penetrated is very manly as it hurts and requires loads of strength. do you think mac just replied with "cool I love taking things up my ass"
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the best predetermined funeral photoshoot in history
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happy v day
(my piece for the sunny zine!! so cool being a part of this :))
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thinking about how THIS was the dennis who showed up at the roller rink… THIS was the dennis who got mac to buy a bar with him…. and i can completely understand
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if i was mac mcdonald and trying desperately to get over the 20-something year old situationship i have with my roommate and then i find out my online boyfriend who’s been giving me prostate orgasms was my roommate the entire time, i wouldve leapt across that bar and strangled dennis with my bare fucking hands
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