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s0ftl3 · 4 months
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oh my god cole please listen to this thought i had as i was answering ur ask
schlatt in the middle of a stream, rating tiktoks and having fun with his chat...but then he starts to hear something. it's not loud enough to be picked up by his mic, but he gets up and walks to his door, opening the door to his office to listen...and then he hears it.
"te-teddy, he opened his door, they're gonna hear!" "aww, what happened to 'im not gonna watch his stream while we're fucking', hm? i felt the way you clenched up on me when you realized he could hear us." "'m sorry, h-he's just pretty and handsome an' i miss him, miss jay, want him t' fuck me too-" "god, did you just get wetter? poor thing...if he can hear us, he can hear how badly his sweet doll needs her big guy, yeah? wonder if we can get him to end his stream and come fuck that mouth of yours."
schlatt closed his door immediately after that, his face burning red as he went back to his desk and doing his damn hardest not to seem too flustered. "uhh...a-anyways. chat. i just-uhm...BACK TO THE STREAM--"
STOPPPP THE “did you just get wetter” TED BEING AN ASSHOLE IS SO YUMMY!!!
Pretty boy schlatt getting all bushy to ughhhh. He tries to come up with an excuse for why he go up and the first thing he thinks of is “oh um uh sorry jambo and the other guy were uh fighting”
Poor guys just having such a hard time focusing bc all he can think abt is you and ted in the other room.
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photmath · 1 year
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Aight, it's time for kymb-10 love messenger 💌again, cause we all need it in these weird times and the stuff that are circulating around.
Dear Emily
Sweet, sweet Emily
Thank you for the long chit chats we have, I actually do enjoy them a lot. I love it when you randomly pop into my DMs talking about random stuff that happened to you during the day. I'm not sure I've ever met a person like you, you're very unique. I hope you don't lose this powerful trait in you ❤️
Good luck on your exams, I believe in you girl 🫂
Sidenote: if you call me sugar plum one more time I will die in peace.
Only you could write so politely that I in fact do not know how/when to shut up and I’m incapable of doing so. I love talking to you as well, got to keep you reminded that there are stereotypical 20 year-old Americans like muah out there, and I have to be be the most annoying one (in private). 😌
I’m like the Peter Parker to your Tony Stark, and it makes me feel weak to stand up straight or keep a non-blotched face when conversing with you. I blush too hard, sugar plum. ❤️
Thank you for the luck! I definitely need it this time 🫂
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moved-to-darkplanets · 11 months
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Drug assisted spirit communication is swag as hell actually
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punkrockmads · 1 year
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Stop looking at people like they're on a higher level than you!! Nobody's opinion is more important than anyone else's!! Nobody's superior to anyone!!
I find myself doing this a lot with other writers. I feel inferior and not as talented compared to some. I think my ideas are shitty compared to theirs. But the truth is there is no competition. We are all on the same level. Nobody's ideas are better than yours, they're just different. And that's okay.
Once you start seeing people on your level, you allow yourself to accept that we are all simply just people.
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lazylittledragon · 4 months
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you know what fuck it we’re doing dadstarion
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vannahrt · 5 months
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Vivienne, I- *chokes* please I- *sobs* I just wish- *gag* I- please I don’t have much- *sob*
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Don’t fucking look at me.
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purrvaire · 11 months
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they're so in love im gonna throw up real quick
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tapakah0 · 5 months
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song:
Billie Eilish - Bellyache
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chaos-bringer-13 · 2 months
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I've seen a lot of people writing Danny as a space ancient and Dan and Dani as ghosts with moon and sun cores, being sort of parts, versions of Danny and therefore weaker. Now, consider: Dan and Dani are both powerful ghosts with really cool cores and stuff but Danny is just some guy™
Dan, who came from an alternate timeline and is kind of from the future but also not, is Clockwork's apprentice and will eventually become an ancient of time. He probably only agreed to have some lessons with Clockwork to understand better what happened to him, but he enjoys his apprenticeship now.
Dani, with her love of travelling, loves seeing all the different places the world offers to her, and that includes space and different planets and maybe even parallel universes, and she accidentally ends up being an apprentice of the space ancient. For now she's probably a baby ancient of freedom or something like that, but she might become an ancient of space in the future.
We can also have something like Dan having a core of destruction or Dani being the Speed Force if you want it to be dcxdp, or any headcanon of yours about their cool powers.
And then there's Danny. And yeah, everyone knows that he's super powerful, but also he's just some guy.
It can go different routes. Does everyone know that Danny is just Danny? Or do they think that with siblings (well, technically a clone and an alternate version, but whatever) so powerful, he must be even stronger? Is Danny actually something terrifyingly eldritch and ancient and strong, almost a god, but he just doesn't know himself? Or is he just really some guy?
Now, because it's obvious that I have a dcxdp brainrot, have a regular "JL summons/meets a powerful ghost" but its Dan and Dani, and they keep mentioning their original/brother who won a fight against them at some point. The JL is very concerned about Dan and Dani's godlike powers, and they can't imagine what Danny is like. And then they meet him (in his human form), and it's just a young adult in casual clothes, very friendly and helpful, with no evident powers. Imagine the confusion. Imagine Dan and Dani, radiating power, in their eldritch ghost forms, admitting that fighting Danny for real is the dumbest thing to do and not even they would succeed... And then there's Danny is jeans and silly t-shirt, waving shyly.
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triona-tribblescore · 1 month
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Really quick doodle of @rufwooff 's sillies uvu <3 been thinking about them non stop for days now-
Mikeys a lil slippery guy heheh
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months
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Lap Pillow
[First] Prev <–-> Next
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wilkoakdraws · 7 months
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Hyperfyxation going strong so here's some memorable quotes of the jarchivist and mr. m.k. blackwood + my thru-seasons design chart
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stil-lindigo · 1 year
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prodigal son.
a sort of epilogue for God of War Ragnarok, since I miss these two so much.
support me on patreon
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ew-selfish-art · 8 months
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DpxDc AU: Tim as a child was never given a lot of information regarding the scribbling messy handwriting that appeared over night all over his arms- naturally he came to his own conclusions.
Tim Drake was home entirely alone at 9 years old and was about to go out for the night to test his brand new long exposure camera lens when he sees the writing on his arm. It’s not English, like he assumed it was at first, but it was using the alphabet to represent… Tim isn’t bad at math but this formula is complex for his little genius brain.
Looking at his camera, he decides he can spare a moment to look it up, solve it, and get back out into old town Gotham in time for Batman and Robin’s final patrol lap. He does just that, finding the problem to relate to some aerospace engineering and then quickly deduces what laws and theorems need to be applied. He finds a pen, writes down his findings in much neater handwriting onto his arm, and goes out. It’s barely a remarkable night at all. He gets a much more memorable photo of Robin roundhouse kicking a hench person.
Things just continued on that way. Tim would find some complex math, physics or chemistry prompt on his arm (surrounded by various question marks or notes or sad faces)- he’d answer it as best he could and move on with his life. Perhaps his parents were manifesting these pop quizzes? Perhaps his subconscious felt guilty about abandoning his studies for more Bat related pursuits? Tim really didn’t care to think much about it once he became Robin- there was too much on his plate and too many peoples problems for him to fix.
Notably, however, after the attack at the Tower, the pop quiz appeared and Tim wrote back that he wouldn’t be able to find an answer to this one. It was the only time Tim questioned the markings appearance and it was because the next thing that appeared was “Hope you feel better soon.”
… his parents wouldn’t include that on a pop quiz. Cursed then. Tim decided it must be a curse, whatever, he’d deal with the implications later in life.
Tim then has the worst year of his life, hes 15, no longer Robin and the questions from his curse are getting less math oriented and more… philosophical. A lot of mentions of death that, in hindsight helped him actually grieve, and a lot of theories about dark matter and souls. Tim answers back as best he can but he’s drained and his answers aren’t very good in his opinion. He gets minimal feedback.
It all comes to a point that he’s at a family dinner, Bruce is at the head of the table, Jason has promised just to stay for dessert, Damian hasn’t thrown a single insult his way and Steph was laughing at him- when a new theoretical model appears on his arm.
“You’re just as bad as Bruce, Timberly. Hiding a soulmate from all of us, how fucking typical.” Jason points out, while watching Tim scribble back some math with a question mark onto his arm.
“A what? No, this is just a curse. I get pop quizzes every now and then.” Tim bats away Steph who rapidly approaches and began to analyze his arm (the rest of the family isn’t far behind).
“Drake. Explain how you came to this conclusion.” Damian seems more curious than anything, if his lack of insults was anything to go off of.
“Since I was young I’ve had at least weekly math check ins, I never had a parent or anyone else around so I assumed my parents had me cursed to ensure I stayed on top of my studies. Sometimes it’s physics or chemistry, for a while there it was a ton of philosophy and behavioral psychology.” He shrugs his shoulders.
“Master Tim, I believe the lack of adults in your life has led you towards a false conclusion. That is most certainly a soulmate mark. The individual to whom you are responding is undoubtedly your other half.” Alfred attempts to calm the room before explaining to Tim. Tim isnt sure if he believes the butler, though Alfred only very rarely lied, so he grabs the pen once more. He writes his first question back: “Who am I to you?”
The room waits in anticipation and within moments a brand new line appears on Tim’s arm and he is vindicated: “We do math together???”
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The reason Danny is failing English is because his built in homework helper sucks ass at metaphors and has apparently never read any classic literature. The tutor on his arm is great at puzzles and math tho.
Danny gets a reply back one night that he wasn’t expecting (Who am I to you?) and he mentions it to Jazz. Who goes insane that Danny didn’t even question it and just went with “meh, probably haunted” as his explanation for the phenomenon for all these years.
Apparently, if Jazz was right, he had a soulmate who was uh, super fucking smart. That was an overwhelming thought.
The next day Danny is in crisis mode and writes back “Wait, WHAT AM I TO YOU??? Can I help on your homework??”
Danny gets vindicated when the writing on his arm presents a shit ton of dates and information for an unsolved Gotham cold case. See, Haunted.
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Eventually between Danny becoming the top candidate for astrophysics at Wayne Enterprises and Tim Drake being outed as having contributed tips to the GCPD that solved cold cases- they meet and realize just how dumb they’ve been.
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another little barn for us all while we Anticipate <3
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uselessimpulses · 4 months
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so like theyre an old married couple theyre divorced theyre frantic teens in love
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