Frodo is an example of bookish intelligence
Merry is an example of logical intelligence
Sam is an example of emotional intelligence
Pippin is an example of... eh, never mind
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the fellowship as things my sister has said:
Aragorn: “What’s an emo hashtag i can use?”
Legolas: “I keep it on video cuz I like looking at myself”
Boromir: *holding one end of a string while someone else holds the other* “it’s like holding hands but without the commitment”
Gimli: “fight me tofu lady!”
Sam: “no bc i AM the best mac and cheese maker”
Frodo: “now i’m properly medicated and accessorized”
Merry: “I may not know what Alaska is, but I know where the gas tanks are”
Pippin: “Wait are humans mammals?”
Gandalf: “Stop being racist they’re obviously all gay”
bonus: the ring: “i’m not just a burrito, i’m a late night taco bell burrito”
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I think lotr would be greatly improved if the hobbits had to take turns getting piggyback rides from aragorn bcuz I know for sure if I was like 3 feet tall and had to go on an expedition I would be so fucking tired constantly.
Pip is the one clinging to Sam, who is still standing of his own accord, and Merry is the one who just sort of fell over and now refuses to move
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Ok, hear me out. Au idea here.
What if after death, spirits get to choose whether or not to leave or to stay for any unaccounted business.
So imagine, when Boromir was trusted with arrows and died, he had the chance to go to heaven but he was like “No, I need to protect the little ones” and the Valars were like, “Ok, sure man. Do your thing. No rush”.
He goes back to watch over Merry and Pippin in the hopes that it will provide some closure to see them safe and sound somehow, but only to encounter a couple of dwarrows by their side. He could tell by their wild long hair and the braids sticking out. Also the short height.
Boromir: I’m sorry but are you acquaintances of the hobbits?
The dwarrows chuckled and shook their heads leaving the man confused, leading him to ask again.
Boromir: Well, we should properly introduce ourselves since I have no clue who you are. I am-
“We know who ya are, mate! No need for introductions!” The blonde one says before shaking Boromir’s hand.
“The names Fíli.” The blonde smiled warmly. The other smiled too, “Kíli.”.
Then the two bowed “At yer service!”.
Kíli patted Boromir’s back,
Kíli: Ya fought well for a Man
Boromir: Oh, I dont think I did enough. I couldn’t save them-
Fíli: Ya did yer best, mate. Thats what matters. Yer kin would be proud to know ya fought honourably
And this makes Boromir smile and feel a little bit at ease. Then the three spirits continue to follow the Orcs that held Merry and Pippin hostage all while Fíli and Kíli told Boromir about The Company and their adventure with Bilbo Baggins.
Edit: I did not know it was called a sansukh. Lol. I just started reading the fanfic and it finally made sense to me now. Lol.
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"That was good."
"Let's get another one."
here's the rest if u wanna peep: Sam and Frodo, Aragorn, Arwen, Merry and Pippin, Boromir
Has been a very much a toss up for a while whether Gonzo and Rizzo would be either Merry and Pippin or Legolas and Gimli but ultimately decided thiiiis.
Naturally, Gandalf is the patented non-human-in-a-muppet-movie. Possibly as Weird Al?
also i just realised I messed up earlier in posting this like a year ago shush
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