Why Vox needs to GET THE FUCK OVER THE RADIO DEMON:
(By Velvette, the only competent of the Vees)
(Her list for Valentino here)
1. He’s just not into you
2. We have better things to do than allocate company time to this.
3. He makes you look stupid
4a. He makes US look stupid (and Valentino already does that enough)
4b. Seriously how are we supposed to stop your boy toy from chasing whore around town when you can’t do the same with your ex? We need to set a (gag) good example for him.
5. What do you even see in him? Tacky coat. And that voice is so old-school.
6. You have two people who (reluctantly) want to work with you. Why spend energy on a guy who doesn’t?
7. This was seven years ago babe. Give it up.
8. I’m tired of finding your Alastor Body Pillow around the penthouse
9. Speaking of the body pillow, did you really have to spend 5k on it?
10. Company money should be used for COMPANY things. The fact we even have an “Alastor” budget is stupid. HE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE. ( @onesidedradiostatic )
11. He fucked off once, he probably will again.
12. Do you really want to fuck with someone who has the princess and king of Hell on his side?
13. It makes Valentino insecure about his sexual prowess, which is not good for anyone.
14. I have to LISTEN to him complain about it.
15. No matter how hard you try, nobody will ever beat “Susan” for #1 rival in that man’s heart. (Which is valid cause Susan SUCKS.)
16. Also you’re wasting company time by having Val put together shitty-Alastor look alike porns? Angel Dust does NOT look like Radio Demon ffs, I though Val was the blind one not you.
17. Your screens keep crapping out whenever you think about him, and we’re running out of ones in storage.
18a. I don’t want to keep having to go to overlord meetings for you because you’re having a breakdown over of he’ll be there or not.
18b. Speaking of breakdowns, STOP MAKING THE WHOLE CITY LOSE POWER.
19. You’ve taken over the entire office space with your Alastor-shrine. It’s not really an inconvenience, just creepy.
20a. Not to kinkshame but I walked in on you and Val fucking with Alastor-wigs on, REALLY?!
20b. Also I think you’re making Val insecure about his lack of hair.
21. STOP asking me to design Alastor-cosplay clothes for you. I don’t want anything to do with this.
22. I already have to deal with one pissbaby
23. Seriously, he isn’t into you. Maybe it’s cause you’re a mess. Maybe it’s cause he’s AROACE. Who knows.
24. You keep interrupting channels to brainwash people into hating the Radio Demon, when we should be brainwashing them into other things.
25. We can all hear you talking to yourself in the shower when trying to come up with shitty comebacks.
26. You display your dreams when you sleep, and while it was funny at first at this point it’s so boring. Val and I want to watch something actually interesting for once rather than the same shit.
27. You keep glitching out in bisexual whenever he comes up and it’s annoying waiting for you to put your shit back together again.
28. I’m sick of movie nights where we just watch your self-made compilations of “Alastor’s Epic Fails” or just watch security footage of him at the hotel.
29. Why do you even try and film him? Your shitty cameras can pick hardly anything up.
30. Honestly this whole thing is just pathetic.
31. Like it used to be cute but now?
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motivational poster If u finish ur zine work quick you can have the rest of the month off 2 lostsignalize
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#Deansway #Diversion #LostSigns #TheSignsTheyLeaveBehind #Roadworks #BonusCat #September2022 #BromsgroveTodayArchive #Bromsgrove
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My precious jewel
My sweet dear Layla, as golden nights ur eyes have become my only one desire, I don't care if I chain myself into this samsaric dream, I really don't care; my precious jewel, let me honor u as the Brahman offers gods their very best puja; my beautiful flower, your scent is like the most precious and fragrant inciense, u come and just embrace my soul, Oh! my dear sweet Layla, as ur name means... just come to me and settle down my heart's fire just like night brings fresh and cool wind after a long hot day.
- Lostsignal
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I've always admired your unique art style, although there was something familiar about it. Seeing your older Arcana art made me realise what that was, although it has grown further in its own direction since. From your perspective, how influential was the Arcana art style on your earlier pieces?
astgdjykahs i mean
not really very influential I dont think? Because my art style was still like that BEFORE i got into the arcana, and I only really drew Arcana stuff on and off for maybe... two months? It might have influenced it a little as I tried to draw the characters, but beyond that I dont think it did much x’’DI do absolutely ADORE the arcana’s artsyle though, and the use of colour.
Colour is my passion 😔
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given that lostsignal and onewaybroadcast are so close to tied, do you think it would be a good idea to do a revote with just those two as options? (i personally voted pillowstatic. and i imagine theres a lot more votes amongst the other options that might have preferred something different out of the main two.)
(reference to this poll)
hmmm idk, I guess depends on how many people want to re-vote (although at this point it's only gotten close to tying and the gap has only increased now)
do others want to re-vote?
a second poll would probably last a day at most so I'm not sure how many would see it (and well if it's that split we could just use both tags, just that radiostatic already has like 5000 tags as it is LMAFSUODO)
not against a re-vote! just that it'd delay the results a bit more, but it depends on how many people want to re-vote with 2 options
what do you think @chaoticace2005?
(UPDATE: here is the new poll link!!)
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