Things Wukong has definitely said to his kids at some point:

"*child's name* you get that fuzzy little tail of yours back here before I climb up after you!"

"If I have to get up from my meditation you won't like what happens!"

"Now, why would you want to bite your own tail!"

"*screeches in shock* That's it! No more shadow portals in the house! Actually... no more shadow portals in general!"

"Kids, if you're gonna make a mess... at least try to keep it to one room. Please?"

"Don't make me call your other baba! One! Two..."

"*reaches hand out to scruff a kid* Sorry, they missed snack time. I'll be sure to reimburse you for all the food... and the expensive set of dishware..."

No matter the au (im assuming LMK), Wukong is the more authoritive parent. He's a worrier deep down. Macaque is more likely to let the cubs run wild for a bit and since he hears Everything its hard to hide mischief from him. So if Wukong has to call Macaque in, the kids know its *serious*.

So many chaos babies. So few hairs to make clones out of.

I love the idea of a few of the babies inheriting/learning shadow magic from Mac, and Wukong just has to deal with the occassional portal from the kids room-to-fridge.

One of my fave things about monkey parents irl, is that they will grab/hold a baby's tail to stop them from running off to cause mischief. You can see the tired frustration in the mom's eyes. XD

First time the Celestial Realm invites Wukong and his mate to a fancy dinner, they quickly regret it. Mac brought the Eclipse twins and soon the banquet table was a massacre.

A hypothesis:

Opinions?

LMK OCs HCs part one asdfghjkl

Ok so- Mokie Kid OC hcs pt 1 cause hello im obsessed

🍊Boba Girl (Cǎihóng) lives by herself in her own apartment

🍊 House full of fake plants because she is trash at taking care of plants omg a monster fr fr Cried too many times over her dead plants! 🍊 Literally 0% Knowledge on the Journey to the West, she sees all these monkies going around and is like "haha monkie go zoom." 🍊Scrap the idea she works at Pigsy's- She works at the shop across from his (Yknow the Boar's shop?) and just waves at MK every time the pass by each other

Pigsy yellin' at him to not "fraternize with the enemy?!" 🍊Idk the Boar Chef's name, but Cǎihóng calls him Uncle (Shū Shu). He pretends to not like it fsdhjifdsh 🍊I've decided she has female himbo energy?? It fits too well. 🍊She just a dumb, buff, happy lil lady and that is wonderful I take no criticism.

🐧🌺That is all for now fhduhdsfhds

hey it's me still havent watched hermitcraft in maybe 2 years but what the FUCK do they have going on and is that playlist real

fictional podcast characters be like: oh nooo, i sure hope there's no conveniently placed recording device around to tape this plot-relevant conversation we are currently having haha

already posted a vid on twitter and im scared to post a second in one day so you guys get this before anyone else!! you must be so cool!!!

“I have you here to fix it for me ..”

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Just went Singapore, it was a lot of fun

Eating bugs.

I had to rewatch the episode to see that and yeah;

MK had a bug in his hair, and Wukong picked it out and ate ala monkey grooming instincts. Too big to be a louse, looks more like a silkworm in it's cocoon.

I bet he picked it up after getting slammed into the pavement - from personal experience no matter where you lie down in public, you *will* get a bug on you.

One of my fave hcs is MK's monkey instincts kicking in and he accidentally eats a spider before he realises. And promptly freaks out.

And because eating certain arthropods isn't considered as taboo in China (but still considered weird); MK's other family members have their own thoughts on the matter. Tang is 100% the parent who'd be like that one tumblr post about a guy eating spiders. Pigsy is with MK on the grossness of it.

Tang: "I don't see what the big deal is." Sandy: "Insects *are* a far more substainable source of protein than beef or fish." Pigsy, angry squeal: "Because its disgusting! You've no idea where it's been!" MK: "Thank you, Dadsy!" Tang: "MK, you ate fried silkworm grubs by the bucketful when you were little." MK, turning green with horror: "I THOUGHT THOSE WERE POPCORN SHRIMP!?" Pigsy: "That's what you were feeding my son when you took him to the night market!?" Tang, shrugs: "I'm a culinary explorer piggy. And if lil MK took a liking to my haul, who was I to deny him the boon?" Pigsy & MK, both at once: "BECAUSE IT WAS BUGS TANG!" Macaque, teasingly pokes head out of shadows: "Did I hear something about silkworms? I'm starving!" MK & Pigsy: *disgusted retching noises* Mei, the one who started the convo: *is busy recording all of this*

It gets so bad that MK will randomly ask other animal demons/celestials he comes across in his travels their thoughts on the matter. The answers are... less than encouraging.

MK: "Before we part ways, I have a big big personal question to ask you Mr Three Eyed God-sir." Erlang Shen, expecting a lore question: "Ok." MK: "Do you eat bugs?" Erlang Shen: "...define bug." MK: "wut." Erlang: "Because in the grand scheme of things, any creature that crawls with many legs can be called a bug. Crabs, prawns, and shrimp are in the same family as the common woodlouse." MK, despairing: "Nooo! Don't ruin shellfish for me!!!" Wukong: "MK, stop asking the gods if they eat bugs. They don't cook 'em good anyway." MK: *retching sound*

The poor monkey boy probably ignores these instincts for as long as possible, until one day MK takes a bite out of a giant bug monster and things quickly turn into Shaggy & Scooby vs the Cotton Candy Glob. Onlookers were horrified.

Ok I'm not sure how much of this makes sense/is canon but I need to put it somewhere.

The significance of fruits in Lego Monkey King's culture, featuring my headcanons.

First let's start with facts and/or fandom established hcs. Peaches = Wukong, Plums = Macaque. Wukong lives on Flower Fruit Mountain. He calls everyone 'bud', especially MK.

Ok.

Here we go.

"Bud" feels like it’s referring to a flower bud, which grows into a fruit. Everyone that doesn't have an associated fruit is "bud" because they haven't grown their fruit or flower yet, hence why Macaque is "plums" instead of "bud" to Wukong, and vice versa with peaches.

Now! I feel like the nickname will progress and change judging on a person's growth/relationship with Wukong and whether or not they have a chosen fruit.

Progression line goes "bud -> bloomer -> [fruit]" imo

I feel like as of seasons, like, 4 and 5, MK would be in "bloomer" territory, yknow?

I also feel like most people don’t know about the whole fruit nickname progression line outside of like, wukong's monkeys and macaque, which is why even close friends like DBK are still "bud".

There's more to this, I can feel it, but it’s not coming to me rn

Monkey marriage

Design notes (+ a little Portal clownery)

~And then Red Son wasn't allowed 1ft away from MK for a full 45 minutes~

Gotham city caves to public pressure and asks Gordon to ask the Bats if they'd be willing to partake in Superhero Story Time at various Gotham Public Library locations. Bruce tells his kids, expecting to get annoyed replies about how busy they are, but they practically compete for shifts.

All the Bats are very committed to making fun voices, even if they already have a voice modulator on, and engaging the kids. As a result, the kids love it, it's the safest way to visit a Gotham public library, and the kids find it hysterical when the Bats eventually have to pull a vanishing trick or escape at the end.

Obsessed with this revelation that Saiki, with all his powers and abilities, can’t play a musical instrument.