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mindhoney · 11 months

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drawing characters of things as miniature horses :)

#mephisto pheles #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #blue exorcist #black butler #ao no exorcist #kuroshitsuji #mlp #i guess?!#lmfao..#fanart #my art

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angelnumber27 · 8 months

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do you love me like you say you do

can you love me despite my flaws

even at my worst?

do you really have my best interest at heart

it seems rare that anybody does anymore.

Every time I am betrayed it cuts like a knife

But I’ve become used to it

Severe physical pain hurts less than the emotional and psychological hell trap I exist in. The hourly agony

physical pain is much easier to take.

I enjoy being injured. I suppose that just ties in to my morbidity and abnormality. I know I’m a strange girl.

the pain of being abandoned and turned against by those i care about is also a dull pain.. numbed by my brain reminding my body how many times people have betrayed and harmed me. Reminding me to not be surprised

I hate abandonment. I hate fighting. I hate abuse..

I hate conflict I hate myself and I wish I could hate you because that would be easier than loving you

I’ll continue in the only way I know how- surviving.

I wish I could live. Like really live a life worth live living and speaking about. Being proud of. A life of accomplishment and travel and culture and beauty and art and creation and goodness and love.

Surrounded by beautiful people and beautiful things

#not about anyone lmao.#just what I expect out of every relationship #poetry #lmfao..#u can’t rly call this poetry but..

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nachtwandeling · 2 months

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I have so much to do the coming 2 weeks I want to scream and cry

#I have to read 100+ pages of Russian literature #last time i had to read Russian literature it took me like 1.5-2 months to finish 70 pages #lmfao..#and i mean i have to read it IN RUSSIAN ofc

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charmac · 8 months

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I love your sugar daddy Dennis SOOOOOO much! 😭

Thanks! You’ll have to return here after next chapter and tell me what you think, things are looking better for him… and of course, he once again gets Mac where he wants him, so that always helps…

#sugar daddy au #ask #i kinda love making him soften embarrassingly when he’s got Mac vulnerable #anyway this next chapter has been very fun #and just like. a good dime switch for Dennis #he has big feelings.. and they’re all over the place #but a lot of them are concentrated on mac’s dick #lmfao..#idk what i’m saying tbh you’ll see tho #it’s like weirdly fluffy but in a. macdennis way #bc mac is soooo annoying next chapter #and by annoying i mean just in character #i hope haha #oh god #ok back to writing #thanks

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i-just-want-to-destroy · 8 months

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Armando Iannucci: ‘I personally am not a sweary, angry man’

#armando iannucci #lmfao..#articles #archive #film #shows

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el-im · 2 years

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Crisis (1950) dir. Richard Brooks

I asked him to have a day of prayer for my health, he said so much: if he is with me, he is against the country, if he is against the country, he is a traitor. I am surrounded by traitors, do you know that, Doctor? All around me--nobody I can trust. Even the savior was better off, out of twelve, only one was a traitor. Whom can I trust, except you?

#films #his wife saying 'did you notice he tried to protect you?' and cary grant saying 'he thinks im prettier than you'#lmfao..#the enemy is attacking from the rear... perhaps if our soldiers turned their faces to the enemy there would be less rear to attack!#'you tell me to sleep--i sleep. you tell me to come--i come. i am very obedient.' bruh #GOD all i wanted was to hear him speak in spanish and i GOT IT #THE WORLD IS A BOUNTIFUL PLACE !#'they think im afraid to die.' 'aren't you?' 'me? i'm only afraid to die badly'#'but i know you better than they do. you will not let me die. will you doctor? will you?'#'i try to regard my patients impersonally.' 'can you?' 'no.'

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pegglefan69 · 1 year

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was thinking cheerfully to myself about my plans to knit a sweater with acorns on it & about how I am going to be making soup to eat with my friends this afternoon & realized I really DO sound like a fucking little storybook animal when I post about these things. Goodness gracious.

#the fact i am sitting here in my little striped apron + cardigan+ round glasses do not help my case #cottagcore bitches WISH they were me #storybook teddy core.#LMFAO..#dial p for post

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werebutch · 2 years

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I am so worried about my knees OMFG I do not need knee problems at the age of 20

#my stupid childhood doctor said all my medical problems (from being a premie) would go away with time. NONE of them did #and now I have fucked up bones in my feet that make my knees and hips hurt. tysm #my gi problems are also a result of that doctor #at least they fixed my eyes. jesus #this is the same doctor that told my parents to keep knives put away when I was diagnosed w depression #LMFAO..

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shutinthenutouse · 8 months

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#lol #lolz #lmfao #hilarious #funny shit #humor #dank humor #funny #comedy #lmao #humour #laugh #meme #comic #funny memes #funny stuff #memes #meme humor #hilarious memes #new memes

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knightofleo · 10 months

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Implicit storytelling in two tweets:

#lmfao #cw: corporate bootlickers #wga strike #sag strike #matt damon #somebody got a phonecall somewhere for sure

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wewontbesleeping · 1 month

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the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???

#this thread was so rancid lmfao #my favorite was 'we don't care if someone wants to relax on the couch!!! STOP NAGGING US!!!' like ????#go take care of your kids you deadbeat????#also SO many guys complaining that no one compliments them #ok so compliment another man.....#oh no you only want a woman to compliment you? ok.#women compliment each other that's why we get compliments lol #we do not want men to 'compliment' us hope this helps

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strawberrymilkshakeearrings · 1 year

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