screaming

the anticipation before getting a tattoo is nerve wracking. it's like, i am so excited that im shaking, but i also might throw up. this is going to hurt so bad. but it'll be a good pain. and it'll be worth it. it will be so sexy

do you ever cry so hard for so long that you actually exhaust yourself?

I will never understand how some people hate all tea, which there are like a billion flavors of, but love coffee, which all has the same terrible taste no matter what

Karlach missed her strike against Minthara and I was mad and my last option was Shove and I was like “whatever it won’t do much” but guess where Minthara went

Karlach literally went

I FUCKING HATE TEA

When they said “BYEEEEEE~”—

She gagged me as hard as “I’m much better babe” 😩 they’re Mother and daughter and I’m still biting my fist over it 😭🙏🏽

2023 reads // twitter thread

This Doesn’t Mean Anything

NA contemporary romance about a sex-repulsed girl starting uni and meeting an upperclassman who hangs out in the same study room and coffeeshop as she does

struggling with her asexuality, new friendships, and harassment

i would pay literally any amount of money to see the bob’s burgers movie in theaters again

if u know me, u know that i got ciolently all out with burgers......... i will make them as gourmet as possible.......... but sometimes the best burger is made of the 4 food groups: bread, meat, dairy, and ketchup

🦋

I love Shou sm cuz every time he shows up he has such a powerful impact on everything, boy is a walking game changer, the calm before the storm personified, a wild card on two short feet, three seasons straight and his introduction scenes has everyone holding their breaths, he's so unpredictable and unsettling and I'm living for it

I CAN FINALLY EDIT MY SIM PICS YESSSSSS LOVE WINS ❤️❤️❤️❤️

chronic pain can take a long walk off a short pier

“guilt is one of dakota’s biggest motivators” drives me insane like. one of his complications is a need to save everyone and be a hero— where else do you think that could’ve come from?

:(((( anon i’m deranged. it’s guilt, it all comes back to guilt. he is a hero to Save people. to not fail them. to not let them down. but throughout his life he consistently lets people down not because he’s a bad person but because- despite his powers despite his mantle of hero despite the world that he has rested on his own shoulders- he’s just a Person. and still that guilt buries him so deep he can’t see that everyone’s lives and wellbeings are Not all on him. he fights off jimmy to protect william and he tries to keep summer out of the principles office and he vouches for vyncent and it’s all motivated by that need to not let them down. it’s all motivated by that overwhelming, soul-crushing guilt. he’s so!!!!

Sometimes I think the Guardians are so full of shit because how dare they try to fit people into specific emotional categories. Then I realise that we do it all the time bc we call so and so person "sad" or "angry" or "happy" "all the time" and suddenly I lessen the Shit Grade of the Guardians.

Currently it's at a 9.5/10.

As much as I love to shit on the guardians, that's not actually how the various lantern corps works! Keep in mind that I haven't read the War of Light and Blackest Night events, so all my knowledge of the other corps comes from wikias.

The Guardians of the Universe harnessed the power of the green light that fuels the central battery on Oa. They have the power to give out Green Lantern rings, but only green lantern rings. They aren't responsible for any of the other lantern corps. Green Lanterns are chosen because they have the ability to overcome great fear. They're also supposed to be honest.

As for the other lantern corps, the Indigo Tribe members in particular aren't chosen because they have great compassion, they're chosen because they lack it. They're a group of villains forced to constantly feel the emotions of every living thing in the universe in attempt to "rehabilitate" them. (The Guardians have nothing to do with this.) As much as i love to hate on Geoff for sucking shit, this does in fact go hard. And the Sinestro Corps members are chosen because they have the ability to inspire great fear in others.

So yeah! The Guardians suck for a wide and ever growing variety of reasons but this reason in particular is not one of them i hate to say it. i would still put them at a solid 10/10 on the shit scale tho