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thankstothe · 5 months

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Some notes on Wilson's marriages/divorces, and how he met House:

• House didn't just meet a freshly divorced Wilson. He met barely married Wilson, who just got notified about his #1 divorce by a lawyer, not his wife

• Wilson walked around with papers on hand, long enough to give House a chance to sneak a peek. The same day he received the news. (there's a chance it was some sort of middle step in the divorce procedure, but "just served", checkmate your honor)

• House 100% knew that when he bailed him out. No, I don't have any concrete evidence besides "it's fucking House"

• House had Wilson observed the entire time to know he didn't open the papers. The divorce lawyer prob gave him an idea of what it is, and he was just marinating in the suffering juice

• House had to be nosy and stealthy when he checked the package Wilson clung to, he saw what's written on it

• They didn't actually talk at the conference itself, so House did it silently too

• There was a law firm address on the papers, and you couldn't just google shit then. House's had to remember it to investigate it further, or he already knew of the firm (or it said "BLAH LAW FIRM BLAH HERE'S YOUR DIVORCE PAPERS, LOSER", which is possible)

• Wilson likely opened them in a hotel room (or he looked at the package sadly/angrily there too), needed a drink, and House was at the bar

• House was watching Wilson at that conference, then at the bar, then meltdown over the song, then the whole fight and the mess, then the detention, and was like yeah I'll bail that

• "First words you ever said to me." This is when they first talked, Wilson was in jail and the one in need

• Ok alright, hear me out, if House didn't know what the papers were at the time of bailing. There are 2 paths for him to find out

• Wilson STILL had them on hand in jail

• Or Housey saw them at Wilson's hotel room. Yeah

• It's been over the decade since they've met and they both vividly remember the details of that drunk night (I get why for storytelling purposes. Still... Much to think about)

• That conference is either the last one, or one of the lasts, House attended. And that one was already boring to House without Wilson. 15 years prior to s06e06 "Known Unknowns", can't do the timeline magic I just eyeball it

• House also introduced Wilson to Cuddy pretty soon, since she was a witness to the levels of despair he was apparently in

• House might've pestered Cuddy to hire him, or she chose to do so herself (whenever she was dean). Maybe House chased away some poor oncologist to make an opening. Even if House isn't as obsessed with Wilson at the start of season 1, he's always plotting

• There's the brother thing too. Wilson still fresh out of med school, still divorcing, still guilty af and looking for the brother in Princeton, so he was happy to work there

• Prior to that, Wilson was working 2 jobs to support himself and Sam and was ready to follow her to Baltimore

• The divorce and meeting House happened in 1991, the same year USSR completely fell apart. Just thought I'll throw that in #educational

• Wilson was married, non-fraudulently, for 12 years total

• Marriage #1 has only lasted 1 year

• That means every marriage House was present for has lasted longer #math

• Wilson found a way to get fulfilled while in the marriage

• Now he's got a needy bitch with infinite problems and who will slurp any poison he has to siphon

• I'd argue House is what made Wilson bearable at home

• At the same time, House is what kept Wilson away from home, ultimately contributing to the divorce

• Wilson himself describes his marriages as crappy - he doesn't really need help destroying them. House still helps~✨

• Timeline gets wonky, but there couldn't have been much of a downtime between marriages, a couple of years max

• "Fell in love at the wedding" - whatever the fuck that means for Wilson

• Either Wilson met Sam through that wedding, and she also aimed to work in medicine - how they've connected. Or they went there as a couple, both being med students? Got high on emotions and jumped into marriage

• Wilson speedruns relationships once he's in them, so it could've gone "hey that was a nice wedding, how about we have our own?"

• He fucking sucks at proposals, his looks and general air of niceness carried him all 3 times, I will not be hearing any objections on the matter

• When Wilson talks to Cameron about cheating. He says, "I have (cheated). I always told them"

• "Them"

• It's could've been every marriage (#1, #2 and #3). If boy managed to sneak in cheating in his 1-year lightning marriage #1, while he was studying + 2 jobs (now I don't doubt his time management skills, but it's still a hassle. On the other hand, all that stress couldn't have been helping)

• Or it could be #1 and #2, or #1 and #3. But #3 is pretty much a certainty (he flirts with nurses on screen, House is also there), and it's "them", so why would he randomly stop in the middle? Don't think so

• What's most likely is - #2 and #3. When arguing with Sam (#1) again she didn't mention or allude to the cheating, her problem was that Wilson didn't communicate ANY emotions to her, she even admitted to House she made the most mistakes in that marriage, let's say there's some truth in that

• Wilson either didn't tell Sam about cheating, she didn't have a problem with it, or he lied to Cameron

• OR he didn't cheat on Sam

• He started to cheat after the first divorce AND his marriages started to last longer, which is funnier too

• He could've started cheating prior to House entering the picture, but much more likely - after. Divorce and/or House are the cause

• Speaking of. Meeting House is very tightly linked to the #1 divorce. Every time Wilson would think back on it, he would have to think about all the turmoil and getting bailed by House. And vice versa - every time he'd think back on meeting House...

• "I met someone who made me feel funny. And I didn't want to let that feeling go." Another Cameron talk. Ur honor, there's something on that wall

• btw, he is STILL married while meeting House, so if you hilson 1st-night-fuck truther, that meeting is his cheater origin story in a more practical sense. He then could've really meant all the marriages, but then he lied about telling Sam/Cameron, he might not count it since he's divorcing to tell Sam

• Ultimately, he's a huge liar, and I'm wasting my time. What I'm saying - nothing is really off the table with this guy in terms of hcs

• Aftermaths of #2 and #3 aren't really talked about like #1. It must've been really nuclear

• House says neither of them recovered from (#1) divorce to Wilson's face, Wilson doesn't contest that in any way. Even tho House didn't know Wilson before the divorce he usually right on the money with these things

• After the divorce #2 Wilson got 3 legged cat

• After failing to secure marriage #4 (#1 part 2) he got a diabetic cat

• Just like the thing he has with missing phone calls, after every divorce, consciously or not, he might expect a savior to bail him out

• After and during #3 he crashed at House's, then surfed hotels, then moved in with a dying patient, then Amber's, then House moved in with him (still Amber's)

• Maybe his wives kept taking properties in the divorce, and he just stopped getting them

• Man frankly didn't have a home for a while (HOMELESS BUT NOT HOUSELESS)

• Then Wilson finally commits and gets the place for himself and House, from Bonnie (#2)

• Wilson adamantly remains on good terms with his ex-wives (but not random exes. One helps House with a prank, House kept tabs bc of course)

• But Wilson thinks they hate him. Did he ever pay attention to them?

• While spending all the time with House, then cheating, telling his wives about it, Wilson gave them more attention and emotions to delay the divorce

• He also learned how not to get attached in marriage, to not get destroyed by the divorce (excellent gambit if you expect your marriage to fail)

• He has a better support system now too. Can't believe House is your support system, fucking lmao and ouch. Cuddy is his only other friend we see, maybe Stacy at some point (he kept in touch with after the incident)

• All his other friends and family we hear next to nothing about, at best they're surface level

• In season 5 he's only visited by the coworkers/House's team + Cuddy <- all that is pretty much House's tolerance circle

• House is pathetic, but Wilson is something else entirely

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greghatecrimes · 6 months

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inspired by this post by @oddlittlestories and the poll from a few weeks ago Bee mentioned in her post:

Thirteen is not an option because she is canonically not cishet ❤️ reblog for sample size please and feel free to explain your answers in the tags!!

#i have my hypothesis but i’m curious to see how this goes #house md #hate crimes md #greg house #robert chase #james wilson #hilson #allison cameron #eric foreman #lawrence kutner #chris taub #amber volakis #lisa cuddy #I couldnt fit masters park n adams rip #but imo none of them r cishet. park/adams young woman yuri!!!#polls

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conchfritters · 3 months

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last post complaining about genshin's writing for the month Anyway i think blorbofication happening in canon is the best way i could describe a lot of the problems i have with it ex. kaeya's relationship with diluc (or klee) is almost the only focus we get on him now, other than his brief appearance in the sumeru archon quest which was just saying his backstory basically with very little actual reaction or characterization on his part OR dainsleif's (also a problem i have in the albedo homunculus reveal in shadows amidst snowstorms). i haven't done his hangout because i. don't care enough to sit through an hour for each route with the quality of content hoyoverse puts out but looking at the ending options i feel like. they missed the opportunity to expand on things we already had for kaeya in favor of Oh he babysits klee! Oh albedo is here! Spend money to pull albedo!Venti cameo! What do you mean him and amber have a complicated dynamic. What do you mean he's apparently beloved by the elderly of mondstadt and the one who wraps up all the incidents there. What do you mean bennett trusts him as an omniscient big brother according to his official cn character profile. We made him talk to diluc again isn't that enough kaeya for you? and it sucks because kaeya feels like a rubik's cube with an onion's layers and like one of their best character personalities in content where he's actually kaeya and not just diluc's brother who is sad and also pretty! we never see anything about his relationship with jean, who he is the Most Trusted Aide of, or mondstadt at large! because every day we get closer to fanon kaeya being canon kaeya and it's just. You can have canon kaeya and fanon kaeya will follow but if fanon kaeya is at the forefront you're just immediately losing all that depth and it's going nowhere

#MAKE KAEYA MORE THAN A GUY WHO PLAYS TCG AND BABYSITS KLEE PLEASE I BEG YOU #he doesn't have to Stop playing tcg or babysitting klee even. i think that adds a lot to him actually. I just think pretending the rest of #him Isn't There is the problem #the reason for him being in sumeru is. Super flimsy to me #just because why is diluc having the knights supervise his wine deals #but i think the hangout routes of him acting in that play...ALSO feel very actual kaeya #from someone who's skimmed the dialogue for said hangout routes at least #acting in a whole play making a show then slipping away right at the applause #so those? yeah! but the mondstadt ones? Who cares #oh wow 2 seconds of jean lisa and albedo standing in a room. klee cameo. kaeya does So much for mondstadt we're Told #i would love to be Shown #remind me later to go on a whole tangent about how kaeya & collei's relationship Also got fucked over because holy shit #kaeya was going to Kill Her because he saw her as either a liar or a threat to mondstadt or Something #and then in the event i dont care enough about to remember the name of they have one interaction and its boring #seashell resonance #None of this is cohesive enough to be worth anything but i think about kaeya sometimes and remember that i'm also insane about him

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evil-robot-cat · 7 months

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Youtube literally came into my house and insulted me unprovoked. 😐

#Final Fantasy Unlimited #I mean *I* can say it's garbage #because I love it #it had all the potential and none of the budget or give-a-damn #if they'd cut lisa and replaced her with GAY TENSION between Kaze and Kumo...#oh yeah. it could have been glorious.

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fakecats · 2 months

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just finished eternal punishment worst day of my life actually

#major spoilers for p2 and p3 (maybe????) in the tags #tatsuya has to be the most tragic persona protag #< guy whose only played p5 and p2 #i mean #maybe the p3 protag but . i have no idea the actual plot of that game i just know he dies .I THINK #but what happened to tatsuya is worse than death holy shit #going back to a universe where nobody is there #all because of something as small as not forgetting about your friends #like . a life of torture over literally nothing #like none of this would have happened and everyone would be chilling on the other side/IS timeline if nyarly wasnt a bitch #and the way everyone on this side/EP timeline is still fine and its literally Just tatsuya that got sent to superhell #and eikichi/lisa/jun still feel sad about the shrine too #like . if they remember the other side will the world still explode even though tatsuya is gone #ANYWAYS #persona 2 ruined my life #my post 🔮#laurence says things 🌌#persona 2 eternal punishment #persona 2 eternal punishment spoilers #persona 2

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danswank · 1 year

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@lisagaskarth

#first photo…… ya lost me #second photo i’m back in #why do they just look like they have NO chemistry in the first one #also lisa full wedding rings and alex with none alex are you dating a married woman #atl #lisex #alex #lisa #eu tour

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magdaclaire · 8 months

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re: the american education system showing high school children their "dead" peers in an effort to lessen teenage drunk driving after prom,

the suing part is one hundred percent true but several parents (including my mom <3) threatened to personally beat the ass of the principal at the time

#i'm small town they all grew up together #when my brother graduated i had just finished seventh grade #and my mom walked up to my brother's now former principal and was like alright henry you have a year #you have a year where you have none of my children in your school. i recommend getting your shit together in the mean time #and the high school had a different principal when i hit ninth grade #mer rambles #the new principal was lisa and we already had beef though thankfully my mother and grandmother were not involved #i got dress coded a lot bc wearing a belt was part of the dress code and i did not own one and had no interesting in procuring one #because i'm autistic and belts fucking suck #but every time i got dress coded teachers would send me directly to the principal bc i had an attitude problem you know how it is #and i'd walk in and lisa would be like “belt again?” and i'd be like “yeah :) how are my grades doing :)”#bc the first time i got sent directly to her i told her to pull up my grades and tell me that a belt mattered to my education #and she would just tell me to go back to class beltless #i was in... sixth or seventh grade at the time?#then lisa moved to the high school my first two years and then became superintendent #during the senior pep rally i was leaving the rally to go to my favorite teacher's classroom bc it was loud #and lisa and one of the other school board members were in the hall bc it was an Event #and they're like Where Are You Going Get Back In There and i was like well lisa i still have anxiety attacks so i'm gonna go be somewhere #else. is that alright with you? and she just waved me off :) <3 #i'm a nuisance to any and all authority figures

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nullapophenia · 2 months

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#ns.tiff #this one however will not be main tagged as it is a joke doodle #spoon #re: hyperfix meshing ive been rotating a coroika style story mode doubles for sorder with isasif. lmao #none of that was words but you get it #and good god i Hate this fucking fish i have eaten shit on my [PALETTE12] runs every time because of one of these shits #so. much like lisa i project my rage

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leslie057 · 3 months

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this really is what i feel like when i wear a blazer to work and my hair is even slightly curly

#the post lunch break outfit questioning #its real #i do look a little crazy #ill admit #i think its because none of my blazers are new they are thrifted #they have that weird 90s flare to them #lisa turtle is an icon though #random #personal

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irvingbruhxiatel · 2 years

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I’m looking for something (my fucks to give)

a sequel to this post

#none have been found yet #bernice summerfield #dweu #benny summerfield #bennyposting #lisa bowerman

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bright-thehawksflight · 5 months

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Ok let me preface this by saying I have neither seen the anime nor read the manga and know absolutely jack shit about this show bc I've had the tag blacklisted to avoid spoilers. That said.

Just over halfway through episode 7 I feel compelled to say that I find the chemistry between these two old men deeply unsettling like????? Winking???? Swapping stories???? Making weird jokes about aging like fine wine???? Can you get a room that isn't a dining room???? Please????

#one piece netflix #one piece zeff #one piece garp #lisa says the things #idk guys it's just wrong #that said i hope they have weird sex in the back and agree to pretend none of this ever happened #opla #one piece live action

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khlur · 10 months

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one of the silliest hills i will die on is male celebs not committing to manicures. oh it's fashionable for u to waltz around with chipped black nail paint on? it's sexy and edgy? why have i never seen a woman celeb walking around w chipped nail paint in their everyday life then.*

#*unless it's for a show or smth #everyone around me is spending 20498203498 to get their nails done running for touch ups every time there's a chip or a crack #even if they can't afford it bcs they're terrified of being judged for not appearing perfect #every man should be tim henson and commit to the manicure or start cheering and hollering women w chipped and scraggly nails #content creators get shaming comments for having 'ugly hands'#like lisa nguyen?? started wearing plain old nailpolish bcs losers in her yt comments shamed her for 'ugly hands'.... guys she's a food CC #none of that energy for like....senyaigrubs or YSAC or whoever

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haunted-xander · 2 years

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Playing Genshin with little to do and the fact I hate grinding has made me grind but for entirely arbitrary purposes like trying to get friendship level 10 with as many characters as I can before I get bored of it

#so far i have zhongli raiden albedo hu tao jean mona razor bennett chongyun fischl & kaeya at 10 #lisa is at 9 now!#my friendship farming team rn is ayato xinyan sayu & lisa #youll never guess who the dps is (its sayu)#'at least it forces u to build them!' you might say #well. none of them are build well.#i mean lisa & ayato are ok but i literally just slapped some artifacts om xinyan & sayu & called it a day #so. yk.#i COULD prefarm for klee #i might do that while friendship farming actually #hmmm #genshin impact #xander rambles

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sanstropfremir · 2 years

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So I’ve seen styling criticism of New Jeans floating around Stan twitter of late, and was curious what your thoughts are since I don’t particularly trust twitter 😅

Essentially, the internet seems to not love their outfits from Kcon japan and from I believe the fact music awards? Whatever recent awards show they went to.

To be fair, the outfits are a statement, and aren’t in line with what anyone else is currently wearing so I can see why people have feelings on them. But personally, while I wouldn’t wear them myself, I kind of love them? I think young people today who didn’t live through the so called Y2K era don’t realize just how insane and unflattering so much of the fashion was. It was like kitsch threw up everywhere sometimes, and bigger and more obvious was always better. So honestly, I kind of think that, among kpop styling, these outfits are truer to the early 00s than most of the other popular stuff. But I recognize that the trend these days is to be “aesthetic”, probably since everything ends up online for immediate and widespread consumption in a way that wasn’t possible 20 years ago, so real 00s stuff is never gonna fit that aesthetic mold.

That’s my theory at least, but I’m curious what your thoughts are!

..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................why are people mad at these. this is literally just what teenagers wore in 2005. well i know why people are mad at these and that's because they're all young adults who have never known a world where things were imperfect and weird because we weren't living under the panopticon of social media watching our every move. i was literally just talking to someone about how i used to cut thumbholes in all of my sweater sleeves in middle school and for like probably three or four years i wore like ten non-matching necklaces at all times. the real y2k was ugly as hell and we should be going back to that! everything now is so aestheticized and optimized for being the most attractive and it all has to be packaged perfectly for getting the most likes on these apps bc that's how young kids are getting their validation. things can't be ugly in their world because the parameters of what 'beautiful' is have closed in around them without them even knowing any different, so they won't accept anything even a little bit ''''experimental'''' from people they see as the pinnacles of that perfect manicured aesthetic because they don't know how to.

#newjeans w #stan twt overreacts over literally fucking NOTHING i thought i was gonna see something actually weird #but it was literally just oversized sports jerseys. y'all are pathetic (derogatory)#this is literally nothing compared to anything anyone wore on a music show in the years before 2015 #kpoppies are just weak #i think we should just nuke the twitter servers tbh #oh so y'all liked it when they had borderline inappropriate styling #but hate it now that they're wearing things actual teenagers wore in the years they have as their concept?#i wish stan twitter a very die :)#oh is it making you uncomfortable how young they are now that they actually look it??? is it?????#they should put them in increasingly more lisa frank jojo siwa ass styling i wanna see stan twt cry #none of y'all would have actually survived the 2000s shut UP #also im sorry but their kcon outfits are literally just what every second bg is wearing rn #INCLUDING the crop top #and they are cute outfits! like i would have died to be friends with those girls in 2008 #i cannot believe people are outraged about age appropriate stylings........smh #text #answers #no one in the history of ever has been ready for the conversation of unpacking why 'ugly' is used as an insult #and why ugliness is directly associated with being 'of lesser value'#anyways im gonna go watch every dawn mv like 12 times just to make up for this bullshit

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quil12 · 1 year

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I just finished P2EP for the first time and... ahhhhhh

#i dont know how i feel #definitely sad #but like...#other side tatsuya is all alone now #i would guess he still has like the katsuya on that side #but like no maya #no lisa #no eikichi #no jun #and then the this side tatsuya has no idea about anything that happened #i suppose that its possible that they all meet up and become friends again #but im not sure #jun eikichi and lisa all seem like they might eventually remember #and i hope that they all do and become friends again #but other side tatsuya...#hes just by himself with no hope of ever seeing any of them again #i have yet to play 1 #but i firmly believe this game has the saddest ending out of any persona game #cause ive played all the others and none of them hit nearly this hard #its just so genuinely sad #i hate using the word tragic #cause it sounds super dramatic #but i think i would use that word here #im gonna be thinking about this for a while though #it was such a good game #i guess i have to do the additional scenario still too #dont know when thatll happen though

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cammie · 2 years

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warning for suicide

i love when i tell people my dead dad is really old (think. graduated highschool in the 60s) and they assume he died of old age/natural causes. like no guys he killed himself. he was bipolar and depressed his whole life and never got help! don’t be like him!

#:( just been thinking about it a lot lately. the three year anniversary is on the 30th #yes i’m still dressing up for halloween...#i haven’t dreamed about him in a while but i did yesterday night and he was showing me baby pictures/photos of myself in elementary school #none of which are real photos i remember having!#and there was a girl in a lot of them when i was around 4/5 and he was like that was your friend lisa. rip she passed away when you were 6 #and in the dream i was like i never had a friend named lisa and he was like YES you did. and dream me was like #okay i guess you would know better than i do...#i thought it was kind of funny #cammie.txt

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