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dailyfryes · 1 year

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Jack the Ripper DLC: a rant

Alright well, I always said I was going to write a rant about the Jack the Ripper DLC and how nonsensical it is. Since my boyfriend is playing it for the first time and I’m watching him play it... yeah well here’s my rant:

I don’t even know how to begin this, there’s an endless amount of plot holes and I’ll probably forget a few things.

Let’s just start with the beginning of the game, you play as Jack and literally murder a cop in plain view of the public. In fact Jack kills a lot of people in this game who aren’t just the canonical five. It’s absurd. Obviously I know it’s for a video game but it just seems too over the top, I feel like there would be a bigger outroar from the public and more newspaper articles. But anyway this is the smallest gripe for me.

I absolutely hate how this DLC has Jacob being too soft about Jack to kill him. You’re kidding me, right? Yes, I know Jacob has a soft spot for the disenfranchised, but this is his empire he has built in London all at risk. His position as a Master Assassin, and no doubt a Head Assassin at the London Headquarters, all at risk. His FAMILY at risk. As much as he might view Jack as a son, he would love his own son and wife (and perhaps other kids if he has others) far more than he would care for Jack. God, they don’t even mention his family (or Evie’s!!!! She’s even still referred to as Miss Frye???)! We know for a fact he has a son (at the very least) during this DLC as Lydia is born five years after. Since Jaocb becomes a grandfather at 46 he would’ve had a wife by the time he went to India with Evie, Henry and Jack - yet she’s not in the photo. (Let’s be real though: Ubisoft is crap at keeping up with timelines.) And, no, I do not believe it to be in his character to be unmarried or a man who sleeps around (it’s not in his character: he is very devotional, and it’s also pretty biphobic to characterise him as someone who just sleeps around). I would assume Jacob sent his family away from London, but no we don’t even get a mention of them, or Henry. AND even worse: the entire London Brotherhood just dips?????????????????? This makes me assume Jacob is the Head Assassin because why else would the disappear? Even so, since when were Assassins such cowards?? It’s literally one man.

Jack having influence over London, that’s why the Assassins left. This makes no damn sense. It is insane to me the power that Jack has over people in this game. Even so, why would a strong Brotherhood just leave because of one guy and some gang members? These London Assassins are stupid! So, Jack kills the canonical five, which he and both we know aren’t actually prostitutes, they’re Assassins. And yet Jack and his lackeys have a vendetta against prostitutes? He’s working with Lady Owers? Why? Why the hell would she work with him (like yeah I know she does it because she doesn’t want him to kill her: but why is he even after her??? She’s not a bloody Assassin!), he’s supposed to be completely and utterly anonymous. Not just anonymous in the form of an alias, literally no one is supposed to know who this man is. How did he even approach her to work with him anyway? Why is he going after prostitutes when he only wants to kill and get revenge on Assassins? Jack the Ripper was a misogynist who targeted prostitutes because he hated women. He mutilated them because he hated women. This DLC Jack is just after a vendetta against Jacob and the Brotherhood, so while I understand why the Assassins used prostitution as a disguise, it makes no sense that Jack continues to go after regular prostitutes. The writers made it clear he wants revenge, only does Evie at one point hint at him perhaps being a misogynist (”Do you hurt women to prove you’re a man, Jack?”) - this just seems like a lazy throwaway line to try tie in with the fact the real Jack was a misogynist, but again, this is not why he [this DLC Jack] killed the canonical five. So, it makes so sense. Also, I’ve said this before but, Jacob has not had a thing with Nellie like some of you in this fandom believe.

Influence over the Rooks in Whitechapel, this I guess could be more believable. I don’t know about y’all but by the time I finished the main game I was rich as hell from all the races and boat raids etc. And as a Master Assassin in London I imagine Jacob (and Evie) would’ve done quite well with themselves and would be able to afford to live in the richer areas of London (I’m thinking the Strand, personally). So, perhaps the Rooks from poorer areas like Whitechapel are feeling left behind, and perhaps could be swayed to go against Jacob. But then you get to the hulled out war ships. It’s littered in Rooks. There’s no way in hell Jack has all these Rooks and all the ones in Whitechapel/London City following him. Jack won’t even be paying them! You’re telling me not ONE of the Rooks on the hulled out ships thought, hey this is kind of messed up? No one out of the hundreds of Rooks said anything, ever? Also what even IS this hulled out war ship place about? This makes the LEAST amount of sense. So Jack, for sadistic reasons, is taking a lot of people prisoner, paying a hangman and other lackeys, to ferry out his prisoners (even the game doesn’t know why he chooses his prisoners asides from him being sick in the head), watch over them in the hulls, organise their murder and then dispose of the bodies? This is dozens upon dozens of people missing. Yet there’s no outcry in the newspapers. Nothing. Also, Evie quite literally lets some of the prisoners free, assuming they got out by boat before Jack got there, they would be telling everyone they were held prisoner by Jack (the game really doesn’t make it clear if they got out or not). Not only that but Evie just took a boat out there, does that mean anyone could just accidentally stumble across these ships? I assume if they did they’d die too: their families would report them missing. But the dumbest thing of all, Evie phones in to the London Police to let them know what is happening, so the police get sent to investigate. Jack then comes back and kills them all. So these policemen, dozens of them, are not going to return and the London Police will know about it. They will go to these ships again and see a massacre of prisoners and policemen, it’ll be big news. Nah, nothing about it is even brought up again. It’s the dumbest thing about this stupid DLC.

Also, Jack goes back to the Lambeth Asylum to get revenge and kill the nurse who abused him as a child, Evie literally says “Jack’s trail of death continues”. Again... how is this not news, how is this not one of the canonical murders? Oh, because it makes no sense. He kills so many non-Assassins, so many people beyond the canonical five, that it makes no sense there’s such an outcry about five women being murdered. It’s like the rest don’t matter. The thing is it’s hard to make a game about Jack the Ripper the way Ubisoft is trying to, there’s too much murder at every corner, but it’s expected in an AC game; it would be boring if you didn’t have anyone to fight. I would’ve preferred Jack to be some elusive target for the Assassins: something the Brotherhood hasn’t dealt with: normal people. Not an Assassin, nor a Templar. Even still, a Templar would’ve made more damn sense than Assassin. However, I feel like even I could write a better DLC with Jack being an Assassin that wasn’t as nonsensical as this. My boyfriend, who doesn’t like AC as much as me, even said this DLC made no sense plot-wise.

Side note: I would love to see how livid Evie and Jacob are at the pathetic London Assassins that come crawling back from their hiding holes. They left their stronghold, one of the most powerful cities in Europe, they left the citizens behind. Ugh. Obviously not all of them leave as Mary Jane Kelley is murdered on the Fryes’ birthday, but how could the majority of them leave their brothers and sisters behind to be murdered or to fend for themselves? Also, Jack’s motive being that his mother died... the dying mother trope is so overdone: think of BvS or Civil War. Yawn. Oh and Frederick put his head on the line by not revealing who Jack was - like think about it: he was hounded and deemed a failure by everyone. It’s a huge and unrealistic ask of Evie, in reality he would’ve exposed Jack but hey, we love Freddy. Freddy is the best associate confirmed.

Oh and there’s some people in this fandom who believe Jacob lived in Whitechapel?? (Again he’s probably rich, so, LOL!) He obviously wants to be right in the middle of it: to try catch Jack. This is clearly temporary lodgings, and also a means to stay away form his family to keep them safe if Jacob hadn’t already sent them away by that point. I’ve even seen some talk about the photos on the wall there, like the one of a bride, those photos are copy and pasted all over this game, they mean nothing. Evie literally has them in her train cart in the main game.

Right now that’s all I can think about: I’m sure I left other points out. But please feel free to send me an ask if you want to keep talking, I love talking anything and everything about Syndicate.

If you’ve read this far, thank you :) and sorry if there’s typos

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pretty-chips · 9 months

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Howdy. I’ve started writing a thing and I want to share the beginnings of it, because I absolutely am too excited to keep it to myself. Here’s a lil’ snippet of the beginning of Electric Love, my Rocket x Brita work. let me know if you enjoy! Thanks to @raccoonfallsharder and my angel babies in the discord server for unearthing my desire to write.

I’ve never uploaded writing to tumblr, especially on mobile, so apologies if the format is weird! The spacing between paragraphs was a lot and that bugged me lol.

“You’re freaking joking. You haven’t seen Footloose yet??” Peter’s voice is kind of shrill, and it makes Rocket’s ears pin back. “DUDE, I’ve talked about it like a million times! You guys kidnapped Kevin freakin’ Bacon for me!”

Two hours of Peter Quill being back on Knowhere, and he’d already brought up stupid flarking Kevin Bacon twice. Sheesh. Rocket shrugs defensively, lifting his hands and gesturing wildly as they walk. “Dude, I don’t know! The only place I ever get earth movies is here in Knowhere and I’m, like…busy, I dunno.”

Peter stops in his tracks, his face screwed up in confusion and surprise. “Wait, there’s a place with earth movies here?”

“Yeah.” Rocket’s arms fold as he regards Quill with a raised eyebrow. “You didn’t know?”

Peter looks absolutely appalled. Offended, even. “NO, I did not know. What the heck, man! I thought you guys were just…getting them somehow with the satellite or something.” Peter holds his hand up to his eyes and scans around, a bit dramatically, and Rocket roll his eyes. “Where the crap is this store? We’re going. Right now.”

With an amused huff, Rocket starts walking and gestures over his shoulder for Quill to follow. “C’mon Pete. Let’s get your stupid movie.”

He catches Peter smiling. Good. That means he heard the ‘I missed you’ buried in those words.

“I think I’m going to go insane.”

Brita’s elbows slide across the counter as she holds her chin in her hands. “We’ve heard this song five times. Why can’t we play a radio station or something? We’ve got the satellites for it.” She glances out the big window by the front doors, her eyes flicking wistfully back and forth between every person walking past. They probably had more exciting lives than this.

Her coworker, currently alphabetizing a row of media disks, shrugs impatiently. She doesn’t even give Brita a side glance or anything.

Brita huffs and shuffles her feet back to lean down onto the counter even more, bent at quite the impressive 90 degree angle.

This coworker girl had proven to be quite a stick-in-the-mud, which made for a pretty lame conversation partner. And as awful as it made her feel, Brita still couldn’t remember her name. Calling her Krylorian Coworker has worked just fine in Brita’s brain, but that probably isn’t going to last very long without accidentally slipping out one day. Oh, well. Maybe soon she’ll pull a good old, ‘So how do you spell your name anyway?’

Brita had pretty much used every ice breaker she could think of today, which had very visibly worn Krylorian Coworker’s patience pretty thin. She had only really responded to like, three of them. Brita sighs, her gaze out the window again.

It wasn’t her fault that today had been so slow and sludgy. Like tromping through the sloppiest terrain of the swampiest planet. The ground would probably suck at her boots, making her legs magnet to the mushy ground and her whole body burn with exertion. It would probably be hot, too, the combination of muggy air and sweat plastering hair to her forehead. She’d push it out of her eyes, blinking away the blur, and she’d see a figure come into focus. A familiar figure also trekking through the muck in front of her, strong and stout legs visibly strained with effort. He’d be holding a big gun, of course, probably one with little red blinking lights that flash through the murky air. Air you could feel as you inhaled, such thick and humid air in this swampy environment. He’d turn his head back to look at her, pretty auburn eyes alight with mirth. That fluffy ringed tail would swish behind him, an ear flicking as he opens his mouth to say something clever…

“You’re daydreaming, Brita.”

Krylorian Coworker stares, a hand on one hip and her eyebrow raised. “I can literally see you disappearing.”

Brita blinks hard, the yellow lighting of the media store melting away the trees and mud from her imagination. She lets out a breath as she comes back to reality, straightening up and stretching her arms above her head. “And that’s why I wanted some new music. I’m getting bored out of this dimension.”

Coworker shakes her head, huffing in amusement as she goes back to her alphabetizing.

Brita gives her own huff, and walks around the counter. It’d be better to actually do something with herself. Maybe she should alphabetize like Boring Coworker.

She makes her way down a couple aisles of holo-vid disks, glancing at the labels. She smiles, her heart doing that skipping thing it always does when she thinks about her favorite things. She’d apparently subconsciously wandered to her favorite section, the Terran holo-vids. Movies, she knows they’re called, but that’s not universal enough according to boss man who was in charge of this d’ast store. And the tech is different, anyway, he’d said. Whatever, Brita knew better than that old fart.

Her fingers run along the labels, stopping to reminisce at a few favorites. One day she was going to consume every single piece of Terran media in the store, and even further one day, the whole Terran planet. Every movie, every song, every book…everything.

Ring-ding-ling.

The little bell on the door announces, after at least an hour of nothing, a living being. Brita leans back, angling her head to look at the front doors. A guy with somewhat curly hair and a red leather jacket is stepping through, looking…amazed, actually. As he makes his way towards the aisle she’s standing in, Brita studies him further and is pretty sure she recognizes the things on his t-shirt. Her eyes widen.

An earth dude!

Before she can even process her body moving, she’s in front of him, all smiles. “Hi, how are ya?”

The guy blinks at her, seemingly coming out of some kind of trance, and his face lights up. “How long has this place been here? I’ve never noticed a…what, record store-slash-bookstore-slash-Blockbuster?”

Brita figures that’s an earth thing, and her heart flutters in excitement.

“Yeah, maybe a few months? Short enough lots of people haven’t been in yet, long enough it feels like ages if you’re working here.” She grins, leaning against the shelf next to her casually.

The comment lands, and the guy laughs. “I get that. But, I feel like this is probably the coolest place to work in all of…anywhere. You’ve got something from every planet I know the name of in here, just from what I can tell right away. That’s freakin’…epic.”

His enthusiasm is intoxicating. Brita beams at him, anxious to make this interaction last as long as possible. “Oh, dude, believe me, it is epic. Working here has permanently changed my life. I get to hear earth music and talk about movies…that’s a dream.”

He lights up even more, which Brita didn’t even think was possible, and his big open-mouthed smile says, “You like earth movies?”

She feels a beautiful conversation brewing, the feeling punctuated with Coworker’s exasperated sigh from across the counter, and Brita nods with a grin.

“Hell yeah I like earth movies.”

She’s not even sure how many minutes pass, she’s so enveloped in her favorite conversation she’s ever had. They gush over their favorites, which somehow don’t overlap at all even though they’re both familiar with everything brought up. The difference in taste is almost comical to her. She feels like she could be here for days, the world could pass away and she’d be completely content just standing here, talking to this man in a red jacket. Brita doesn’t even process her surroundings until she hears someone clearing their throat behind her.

Snapped back to earth, she realizes Coworker is raising a brow. Right. Work. Job.

“Sorry,” she laughs lightly and folds her arms as she leans against the shelf again, “you were looking for which one?”

“Oh, yeah. Footloose, can you believe Drax and Rocket both haven’t seen it yet, even though it’s the greatest movie of all time…”

Every muscle in her body stiffens. Her folded arms tighten against her chest and she feels her fingers dig into her arms. He’s still talking, she can tell with his mouth still moving, but nothing he says is reaching her ears anymore.

Rocket. Rocket. All she can see now are those bourbon eyes. A voice rings back into her processing, but not the voice of the dude, it’s deep and rumbles through her core. This guy, this Terran guy, was friends with Rocket. An earth dude that’s friends with Rocket AND Drax, how did he get so lucky…

Suddenly, it clicks.

“Wait, wait, stop.” She knows she’s interrupting, and she doesn’t care. “You’re freaking Peter Quill.”

He mouth quirks into a bit of a confused grin, one eyebrow inching up. “Uh, yeah I am.”

She blinks at him. She knows she looks stupid. “Sorry, I didn’t, uh, I didn’t... Not to be, like, weird, y’know. I just. That’s so cool. I’ve always wanted to actually talk to the guardians, they seem like, such…incredible friends. I hear about you all the time.”

His smile is sly, but there’s a heartwarming expression in his eyes. “They talk about me, huh?” He nods and glances over behind her shoulder. “…They are the best friends I’ve ever had.”

Before she can respond, another voice materializes behind her. One she’s only heard once, months and months ago in real life, but countless times in her imagination. Gravelly yet liquid gold at the same time.

“Pete, holy crap, d’you get lost or what?”

Peter Quill smirks and lifts a hand in mild defense. “Just talkin’ to…” he glances at her name badge, “Brita here about stupid earth movies, man.”

Brita is frozen in place. She desperately begs her brain to send any kind of signal to her body, to make it move, but it’s complete radio silence up there.

The presence behind her moves past, then stands next to Peter Quill. That tail swishes casually and those ears flick, just like in her dreams.

Peter is saying something. She tries to tune in. “Brita, this is my buddy Rocket.”

The furry face tilts his chin up in a nod. The auburn eyes flit up and down her body, studying her.

“How ya doin’?” Says Rocket Raccoon, who is standing directly in front of her on purpose for the first time ever.

Brita can feel how huge her eyes are, the skin above her cheeks and under her eyebrows feels strained. She probably looks ridiculous. Why can’t she say anything? She glances at Coworker for a lifeline. A clue of what she should even do right now.

Krylorian Coworker’s eyes widen, and for the first time since Brita can remember, she looks genuinely interested in what’s happening in front of her. Coworker has been told possibly way too much about the hearty interest in this particular guardian of the galaxy. The subject of all of the daydreams Brita keeps getting caught in. The one that brought her here, to Knowhere, even though he definitely had no idea that was the case.

Brita can feel her mouth opening and closing, and she just knows she looks like a stupid fish. She smashes her mouth shut and conjures up a smile that is probably a little too big. She forces a word out of her mouth.

“Hi!”

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marielaa-usher-blog · 11 months

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The Idol season one

When this show was announced, I´ll have to admit that I was excited about it.

The Weeknd is one of my favorite artists in the world. I love his songs, you can really feel his emotions through his music and he has had a huge growth in the last couple of years.

I can say that he is a musical genius and I was excited to see him in a new phase as an actor and producer.

Today, I can say that I´m extremely disappointed with how the show turned out.

So, just like Fate, I will do the same as I did with Fate. I´m going to write what I liked and didn´t like.

There are some spoilers here.

First, let me tell you what this show is about.

Jocelyn is a pop star trying to go back to the top after having a breakdown after her mother died. While struggling with her mental health, she meets a nightclub owner called Tedros.

She and Tedros start a very toxic relationship and he also starts to help her with her music and career.

What I loved

My absolute favorite character is Leia. She´s the only sane person in the whole show. She´s Jocelyn´s best friend, manager, and business partner.

From the beginning, Leia is very cautious about Tedros. She doesn´t trust him, and when Jocelyn doesn´t listen to her warnings she goes to her management team to ask for help.

Leia fights back, she tries to get her friend away from Tedros and his weird sex cult but ends up failing and leaving her when she realized Jocelyn doesn´t want to be helped.

I really liked her character because her reactions are very genuine. She really feels like a good friend desperate to help Jocelyn. My heart broke every time they pushed her to the side and kept doing toxic crap.

I hated that her ending was just leaving Jocelyn because she realized everyone on her team was insane, especially since we don´t know what ended up happening to her.

She left and that´s the last thing we hear from her.

It´s a shame.

What I liked

Lily- Rose Depp didn´t shine as much as she could. She gave a really good performance as Jocelyn, there were a few moments when I really felt connected with her character.

Those few moments when she showed us a more complex side of Jocelyn were great. Jocelyn was so much more than just a trainwreck or a pop star. We find out that she was abused by her mother for many years while trying to make her a star.

We see her struggling with her feelings for her mother. How she despised her for the abuse but at the same time she loved her and missed her a lot after her death.

There´s one particular scene that really brought me to tears. Jocelyn is filming the music video for her comeback single and she´s struggling a lot to keep up.

Her outfit is cutting her, her feet are bleeding, and she´s on the floor trying to keep it together when she calls out for her mom. She does it without realizing it because after she reconnects with the world, she doesn´t remember doing it.

I cried so much during the scene because it felt so real. It really felt like I was watching a real person mourning the loss of someone she loved.

It´s a shame this show was so badly written because Jocelyn´s character had a lot of potential. The same goes for Lily´s acting.

I hope this opens more doors for her because she is way too good for a show this bad.

I don´t really know how to feel about Chloe. She´s not a bad character.

In fact, I would´ve put her on top of Leia´s character if her ending was different.

Chloe was a drug addict that was "saved" by Tedros because she has a really nice voice. It is mentioned that she might be underage but when don´t really find out.

It´s implied that she has a bad family life, and that´s why she found a new family with Tedros and his cult.

She and Jocelyn have a really nice bond, she becomes Jocelyn´s little sister. They trust each other and Jocelyn is very impressed with Chloe´s voice.

She´s a really nice and sweet girl. She´s like a pure soul trapped in a horrible adult world that she wasn´t ready to live in.

Like I said, her ending is what turned me down from loving her character but I´ll talk about that.

Probably one of the most anticipated roles in this show was Jennie´s.

We all know and love her from Blackpink. Here she plays Dyanne, Jocelyn´s backup dancer.

Dyanne proves to be very talented as a dancer and singer. After Jocelyn´s manager realizes that she might not be able to pull it off, they signed Dyanne to take Jocelyn´s place.

It´s crazy to me that they didn´t use this storyline more.

We see her recording the single and music video, and I really want to point out that we see her doing this but we don´t hear her version of the song.

We also find out that she has a "relationship" with Tedros and he was the one that asked her to bring Jocelyn to his club so they could meet.

She tells Jocelyn that she was going to release her single. After Jocelyn bounces back, her manager basically tells her that now that they have Jocelyn back on top they don´t need her anymore but leave the door open if she writes her own songs.

I don´t even know what to think about Dyanne because we barely know about her. It´s implied that Tedros was pimping her out or something like that but that goes nowhere.

She just goes from backup dancer to the main performer, to reject. That´s it, that´s her whole storyline.

It´s a waste of Jennie´s talent because she did perform very well as a dancer.

What I hated

For those who don´t know, this show was produced and directed by Sam Levinson. If you don´t know him, he´s the guy that did Euphoria...and it really shows.

The amount of sex scenes and nudity on this show is insane.

It´s freaking Wattpad fan fiction.

Most of the time it´s not even necessary. In the majority of scenes, we see Jocelyn she´s topless and they´re not even subtle about it.

There are scenes where her face isn´t even in focus but her nipples are. She´s laying on the bed, her face in the shadows but her breasts are lighted by the sun. She´s in the bathtub with Tedros, we barely see his upper body but one of her boobs is out of the water for the audience to see.

She also masturbates more than once while choking herself.

It´s the same with Chloe. She arrives at Jocelyn´s mansion and gets excited about the pool, she takes off all her clothes to swim. She gets out of the water and, in an incredibly ridiculous scene, starts playing the piano and singing completely naked.

She walks around the house topless and watches Tedros and Jocelyn having sex.

And same thing goes for the sex scenes.

Tedros has sex with Jocelyn all the time. In her room, on the side of her pool, in the car, inside a freaking changing room. He touches her, like fully masturbating her, in front of everyone while she´s recording a song.

I was so creeped out by it that I had to pause the show for a moment. The only person that was freaked out about was Leia, she just witnessed her best friend being assaulted by a creep but Izaak, another member of the sex cult, kept trying to tell her that was just the process Jocelyn needed.

At this point, you probably noticed that I keep calling Tedros´ group a sex cult. Well, that´s exactly what they are.

The show tries to portray it as a group of lost souls that are very talented and being sexy was their way of expressing their art. That´s a bunch of crap.

There´s a part where one executive of the record label points out how similar they are to Marilyn Manson and his cult. He nailed it. Are they talented? Absolutely but that doesn´t take away the fact that they are very disturbed people that need professional help, not a music contract.

Let´s talk about the characters.

Yet another very popular artist with an underwhelming character.

Xander is a useless character. He´s Jocelyn´s creative director and friend but his storyline was very confusing to me.

He supported Jocelyn but didn´t do anything to help her when she was being abused, he was outed by her mother, and for some reason, he stopped singing despite being talented and that was Jocelyn´s fault somehow. He was tortured by Tedros with a shock collar, then part of the cult, then falsely accused Jocelyn´s ex-boyfriend of raping a girl (that storyline was just thrown there BTW, it didn´t go anywhere), he sang again against Jocelyn´s wishes but then she was okay with it and made him part of her tour.

A complete mess. The story would´ve had the same ending without him in it.

Izaak was another character that I didn´t care much for. He had sex with Leia a couple of times but it felt like he was only doing that to manipulate her. He was just a weird sex object.

Most of his time on screen he was dancing half naked, he was also tortured with the shock collar, whenever he got a bit more dimensional it was cut by saying how much of a genius Tedros was.

He and Chloe are very talented singers, it´s understandable that they would´ve wanted them as recording artists but it was clear that they were very disturbed over the things they had to do for Tedros. Yet, their ending was being part of Jocelyn´s tour all happy.

Jocelyn´s team is the most useless team in the world. Even the ones we are supposed to think of as "the good guys" are bad.

Chaim and Destiny are supposed to be her support, they care for her as a person, not an artist but they just let Tedros take advantage of her. They know how bad he is, they know how much he´s damaging her, and they know he has a sex cult, but they do nothing about it until the end. Well, Chaim does.

Despite everything he did to all her new artists, Destiny brings him back to be with Jocelyn. Not like part of her team, as her boyfriend.

Plus, like I said again, they knew how disturbed Tedros´ cult members were and all they could think of was to make them stars.

In the last episode, we see the group presenting their songs to the label executive. They were literally acting like they were in a strip club and Chaim and Destiny were thinking how great they were and how they wanted to sell them as sexy.

Before I talk about The Weeknd´s character I want to talk about another character that I thought was useless.

Talia, a writer for Vanity Fair, was following Jocelyn for an article. I thought this was going to lead to some kind of reflection of Jocelyn as a character or show the public how much she struggled but nope. Talia was just used at the end as a tool for Chaim to reveal information about Tedros and get rid of him temporarily because, like I said, in one of the dumbest moves ever, Destiny brought him back.

Now, let´s talk about the man himself.

Let me start by saying that I don´t really understand what was he thinking. The Weeknd was also a producer for this show.

I don´t understand why he didn´t give himself a singing role.

We do hear some of his music in the background but he doesn´t sing on the show as his character which is weird to me.

He´s probably one of the most popular performers today. In fact, at the end of the show, we see Jocelyn having a concert in a huge and filled arena. When I first saw I wondered how they were able to stage a huge production like that until I saw the stage. That packed arena was one the Weeknd´s shows.

That´s how popular he is.

I also don´t get how he chose to have such a bad character.

Tedros is just a bad character. He has dialogues that tried to be deep and inspiring but he only sounds like an asshole.

His cult and Jocelyn keep trying to paint him as someone that brings creativity out of them but he´s just a drug addict that tortures them.

He literally beats Jocelyn up after she shared her abuse story, like I mentioned before, he assaulted her in front of everyone while she recorded a song, abused her staff, gave her drugs, and tortured Izaak and Xander with a shock collar.

His relationship with Jocelyn was also disturbing.

The best way I can describe it is as Christian Grey and Anastasia.

She was obsessed with him the moment they met, she instantly trusted him over everyone else.

I never understood why he was interested in her.

For a moment I thought he was into her for her money because it´s mentioned that he has money troubles but then we realize that he´s recruiting talented singers for his sex cult and to work in his nightclub but he always manipulated her with sex.

I think the show would´ve worked so much better without him. We had a really interesting story about a pop star struggling with her mental health being replaced by her dancer, attacked by the media, that was a winning formula but they decided to make it a literal adult show. Take out some dialogue and this is just soft porn.

I heard that the original director for this show, Amy Seimetz, was replaced by Sam after some disagreements especially with the vision for the show. Apparently, she wanted to give too much of a female perspective.

How I wished she stayed. The show might have worked better if we kept the female perspective instead.

That´s why this show is called The Idol. We should be focusing on Jocelyn and her struggles, she´s the Idol.

Not a creep with a sex cult.

#lily rose depp #the weeknd #the idol #hbo the idol #troye sivan #jennie

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nerdyenby · 1 year

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Green time :D I’m watching Sniff

Pregame

Sniff’s doing a fundraiser yall, be sure to stop by and show support

I love aers hat and makeup and outfit and everything so much you guys

She’s so stimmy today, love that for him <333

Sniff taking their adhd meds, winners pov time!!!

Nonbinary truthing Kirby, so real

Purple team dressing as purpled 😂😂😂

Lowkey overstimulated by Sniff’s overlay but we power through it

Noooo I need a PayPal account to donate :((

They wanna be Purpled so bad lol

Late sands my beloved

Rocket Spleef Rush

Gotg3 references in chat <333

I love rocket spleef

Sniff popping off :))

GREEN IS BUSTED WHAT???

PURPLED MVP!!

SNIFF 34th!!! Fist in air /pos!!

Early meltdown my beloved

TGTTOSAWAF

Purpled and Walli yelling are so roommates, I only learned they were roommates yesterday but it’s just so obvious /pos

Aww Sniff not finishing cliff was so rough

She’s popping off tho

Purpled and Walli dynamic duo fr

Gonna be honest I’m really missing bubbles because I haven’t watched Red or Walli before so I have no idea if Red’s just really quiet or if I can’t tell them apart or both

Purpled cheering on Scar as! he! should!!

These first two games went so fast, I swear

“We’re 36 points off of first” “Oh. We’re a’ight”

Team vocal stimming session my beloved <333

Walli calling Purpled “Purp” :((

Parkour Warrior

In case I haven’t said it yet, Purpled is a freaking superb igl

Oh Shadoune going through it :(

Purpled and Sniff teams are always such high school art class vibe and Walli being there just turns it up to 11

I know “Wallibear” is his name but it just sounds like a pet name when Purpled says it to me

SNIFF FIRST-TRYING THE HEAD HITTERS??? THATS MY STREAMER!!

I’m gonna need sniff to stop being so hard on themself, you’re doing great king <33

1ST!!! $100 to Asian American legal fund!!!

Them getting dunked and clumping in a corner and saying they’re an octopus my beloved

Parkour Tag

This event has gone so fast 😭😭😭

SNIFF SURVIVOR!!!!

“I pledge allegiance… to the green geckos” so true

That fakeout lmao

“Watch out watch out” Red I’m sorry but that is the least helpful comm possible 😂

We love the assigned decisive person in the friend group (aka Red)

Purpled just freaking toying with RyGuy oh my god

Purpled hyping Sniff up <333

YESSSSSS

Sniff dub!! And their team hyping xem up <333

Don’t underestimate red team!! I’m calling some combination of green, red, and yellow in db

Purpled motivational speech based!!!

Grid Runners

Best game time :))

“You didn’t wanna participate in the group piss, you hate us” Sniff and Purpled are so funny together

THAT CANAL RUN HOLY

Purpled’s comms on that sculpture we’re so good holy crap

“Uppies” is so… /pos

Uppies my beloved!!!

They KILLED that bridge!!!

Purpled is such a good team leader/hypeman ;-;

Yes!!! Hype yourself up too, my man!!!

Oh no H….

“Who else uppies?” REAL

Oh blue’s chances are gone, not completing grid is a death sentence :(

Another $100 to Asian people!!! We win these!!! (I’m not Asian but we stan charity :))

GREEN INSANEEEEEEEE

SNIFF 23RD!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA /pos

The coin differential is terrifying

“What are we throwing?” “Not the game, I’ll tell you that much” so true Purpled!!

Meltdown

Red is an absolute clown /pos

They’re so busted you guys

“It melts down real fast, heh, meltdown” real

THEYRE INSANE!!!

Sniff is too powerful when he remembers to take her meds

Purpled running around screaming his head off my beloved

HOLY HELL PURPLED IS INSANE!!!

“I don’t wanna shoot Scott, he’ll say I’m homophobic” “I’ll vouch for you, I’ll say you aren’t” Sniff and Purpled <333

That was so freaking surreal

MORE MONEY FOR ASIAN AMERICANS!!!!<333

Gonna write an apology letter for my predictions placing them so low, I thought they were a 4th place team but all these teams are so balanced I ended up bumping them down

Red and Sniff whispering encouragement to each other when they’re in the same call

The queerness leaving Sniff’s body as they send their gayness to purpled so he can destroy in pride 23

Survival Games

They’re wild

How does Purpled have a stack of arrows????

That airdrop was rigged lmao

That was so chaotic but they handled it so well

Red popping off!!

Nah man, sands is the way to go

Sands of Time

Hell yeah :))

They’re so chill I love them <333

Sniff is such a good sandkeeper, they’re sweeping the room and killing all the mobs, it’s so satisfying

It looked right at the green vault 😭😭😭

First out, rip

3k is plenty good, they might lose first but I think they still got it

They’re safe :))

SIX MF THOUSAND???????

RED AND GREEN, WHO CALLED IT????

Don’t look at my prediction post, I was a different man five hours ago, I called red and green in the first half :))

Dodgebolt

Lowkey rooting for red because diversity win but also gay people and charity so I’m happy whatever happens :D

CAP 1v3!!!

Ah this is so nerve wracking

Sniff gotem!!

Nooooooo Ollie 😭😭😭

Jojo v Purpled this is a nail-biter

Congrats red!!! Massive L to English speakers everywhere!!!

Purpled saying it’s sick that the Spanish team won and he hopes to see more multilingual teams in the future <333

This was such a good team, it was so freaking great

Walli might have the best opening score since season one actually, lemme check that

“Doesn’t it suck when you’re the best” Sniff 😂

This event went so fast, this was an amazing team :))

#mcc 31 #mc championship #snifferish #purpled #wallibear #redvelvetcake #caps cw #nerdy’s mcc reactions

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littledanette · 2 years

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Teacher’s Pet - Part 5

(Dewey Finn x Reader)

Hello my darlings! How are you all doing?! I hope all is well. It feels so surreal to be back after all this time with a new chapter, but here we are! I’m so glad I was inspired to come back to this story. I really want to complete it because you’ve all been so wonderful supporting it throughout all this time, even with no updates in sight. I’m very happy to share this new chapter with you and I hope you’ll all enjoy it. Please let me know what you think!

Oh, a little technical detail: reading back through all the previous chapters, I realized I’ve completely messed up the story timeline I set up after part 1. The concert and graduation were supposed to be just a few days after part 1, but since I ended up writing much more than I had expected that timeline didn’t work anymore. So, just to clarify: all I’ve done is I’ve expanded the time frame of the entire story from a few days to a couple of months. It shouldn’t impact the storyline much, but I wanted to make sure I specified it. That’s all. I missed writing Dewey so much! So, without further ado… Onward we go with part 5! Enjoy!

Warning: 🔥🔥🔥

Teacher’s Pet - Part 5

“You seriously need to keep quiet right now.” “Make me.” “Keep teasing me with that mouth of yours and see where that gets you -” “…Is that a threat or a promise?” You cock an eyebrow meaningfully, but a far off voice suddenly interrupts the conversation. “Dewey? Dewey! They’re ready for us on stage!” “Oh, crap! Why do I keep following you and your insane ideas…?!” Dewey rolls his eyes, sighing dramatically while you grin to yourself. It was your “fault”, naturally. Like always. Even though you prefer to think of it as taking initiative. What harm was there in having a little bit of fun…right?

❤️

After all, you knew Dewey needed a break. It was two days before graduation and the day before the big end of year concert. You’d been stuck at sound check for the last three hours. Between the chatter, the cacophony of instruments, the out of tune mics, the backstage frenzy and the other students’ performance anxiety, you could tell he was losing his mind. So, you’d made an executive decision and had casually announced you were going to the bathroom for a quick break, throwing Dewey a meaningful glance over your shoulder that clearly said “Follow me.” It hadn’t taken long for you to find a little secluded space in the backstage area settled behind a line of metal instrument cases, partially covered by two heavy black curtains. It had taken even less for Dewey to join you and immediately start ravishing you with kisses, gripping onto your body as he let off some steam. You knew he’d needed that, and felt absolutely no guilt at all for bringing him there.

❤️

“Because you fucking love it?” You smirk provocatively to answer his question, sliding your hands smoothly down the lapels of his jacket. Before he can reply, you tilt your face and wantonly lock your lips with his once more, pushing yourself against his body while caressing his abdomen. Dewey moans into your mouth in response, struggling to pull away. He mutters your name under his breath, trying to sound admonishing.

“We have to get back on stage - everybody’s waiting for us -” he sounds slightly anxious, but you keep interrupting him with kisses, “- They’re gonna notice - we’re the only ones missing - They’re gonna start - looking for us -” “I know, I know…” you reply, pulling away from him for a moment with a fake apologetic expression on your face.

Dewey looks at you questioningly as he catches his breath and tries to tidy himself up. Your eyes turn mischievous as you lean forward once more, placing your mouth against his ear. “But you’re so sexy when you’re on stage,” you whisper, your lips brushing against his earlobe, “You make me so wet just looking at you.”

Dewey groans audibly, clearly struggling to contain himself. Just then, you hear someone else call your name too and you know it’s definitely time to go. You talk a big game, but the last thing you want is for someone to discover you. You grin in satisfaction, feeling you’ve won yet another round of the continuous teasing game between the two of you, and turn around to leave…. when suddenly Dewey’s hand clamps around your forearm. He pulls you back against him, pushing himself flush against you and lowering his head to whisper in your ear, “Keep playing this game and see what happens…”

You can’t help it. Casting a cocky glance behind your shoulder, you murmur back, “Oooh…but Mister Schneebly, I’m just being a good girl for you.” Dewey inhales sharply. Touché, you think to yourself. You feel his grip on you tighten, but before he can do anything else you hear the stage manager call his name again, this time sounding much closer. Far too close. In a flash, you feel Dewey’s mouth leave one last lingering kiss beneath your ear, his voice warning you to count to ten before following him. Then he lets go of you and steps out from your little hiding spot. You hear him respond to the manager, making up some shitty excuse about the heat and having to take a break in the shade and wondering where the fresh water bottles were. You giggle to yourself, waiting an appropriate amount of seconds before following in his steps and joining the others back on stage.

❤️

The final rehearsals are in full swing. Say what you will against Horace Green, but even since they won the Battle of the Bands the school board has really invested in the school’s performances - in every sense of the word. The big stage is set up in the school’s huge rugby field that had therefore been transformed into an outdoor arena for the occasion. There are trucks unloading lights and set pieces, technicians walking around the stage, as well as an entire backstage crew dealing with costumes, makeup, instruments and microphones… And of course, all of the performers including the school band, the singers, a couple of music assistants, and last but not least, Dewey Finn himself. You head for the front of the stage where the rest of your band mates are sitting. As soon as you get back to your seat your best friend - who also happens to be a part of the band - eyes you questioningly. You brush it off with a slight frown and a wave of your wrist, pretending you’d had to deal with something silly and annoying. She shrugs it off and resumes talking with the others and you force yourself to get back into the conversation as well.

You make the terrible mistake of crossing Dewey’s eyes for a moment as he’s walking across the stage, reading a list the stage manager has just handed to him. He slowly lowers his eyes to subtly glance down at your bare legs, and it sends a jolt of pleasure running down your thighs. As much as you hate giving in to his teasing, you have to break eye contact for your own sake. You self consciously cross your legs, trying to pull your skirt lower. Then you look back up just in time to see Dewey smirk to himself and you almost curse out loud. He got you this round. Damn it!

Before you can mentally dwell on the matter any further they call your band on stage. Oh, great, you think to yourself. Just what you need in this state: more of Dewey doing his Rock God thing. As close as possible to you, of course. Perfect. Just perfect!

You grab your guitar and start tuning it, pretending to be extremely concentrated as the others take their places and Dewey strolls past you, clearing his throat as he sets up his mic stand. You keep your focus, determined not to give in again. Fortunately everybody gets into place quickly and the music starts playing. You have to stand to Dewey’s left throughout the song, just a step behind him... which means you get a perfect front row view of him as he sings. And sure enough, the bastard seems to really enjoy himself as he puts on a particularly energetic performance, radiating a mixture of power, talent and goddamn sex appeal that makes you fuck up a couple of notes.

You’re almost certain nobody else notices - after all, the whole band’s used to seeing Dewey put on a show like he does. But you certainly can’t ignore the way he casually glances behind him to look at each musician, allowing his eyes to linger on you just a second too longer…or how he turns around to strut across the stage, casually twirling in front of you….or how he hits the higher notes with that growl in his voice that he knows drives you crazy.

You try to act as cool and uncaring as possible, returning each of his stares with equal fervour and deciding to equally oh-so-casually step up closer to him at the mic mid song, thrusting your hip out as you dive into your solo and throwing your head back as you play. You can feel his eyes on you as you rock your hips side to side and swish your head back and forth, before looking up at him from under your lashes as you finish. He almost risks skipping a beat - literally - but quickly snaps out of it.

You smugly step back to your place as the band finishes the song. The rest of the students clap and cheer for you. Dewey takes a bow, the sweat running down the sides of his face, strands of his hair glued to his cheeks. He motions for the rest of the band to step forward to receive their applause and you obediently follow your friends to the front of the stage. It’s still just a rehearsal, but everyone - including the backstage crew - seems to have stopped doing what they were doing to applaud you. Dewey turns around, beaming.

“All right!” He cheers, pumping the air with his fist, “Awesome job you guys, that was amazing!” The rest of the band joins in his cheering. “Now,” he adds, raising his hands to quiet everyone down as he catches his breath, “We’re going to have to leave the stage to the choir because they have a limited time slot to rehearse, so just get your stuff and sit back down for a moment. They should be done in half an hour, so take a break but don’t lose your focus, because we’re going straight into tech after this and trust me, it’s gonna be a looong night if we’re not on our A game. All right, beat it!” He jokingly shoos everyone away, “I gotta go wash up before I melt here!”

And with that he leaves the stage. As you gather your guitar you exchange happy smiles with your band mates, complimenting one another and keeping up the hype. Then you decide to head to the little relax area set backstage to grab a drink and maybe a little snack while you wait. You leave your guitar in its case on the side of the stage and make your way through the heavy velvet curtains between the wings…. When suddenly you feel someone pull you backward, and for a second everything goes black.

❤️

The daylight disappears as Dewey pulls you behind the last wing of the stage. In one swift motion he twists you around and hoists you up on one of the amps, setting you down just perfectly at his hip height. You’re surrounded by thick black curtains hanging on every side and you’re standing in mid darkness, hidden from view on the far side of the wing just before the backstage area. But you can still hear people walk by you just a few feet away. “Dew!” You gasp in surprise under your breath, “What the fuck are-”

He doesn’t even let you finish. Grabbing your wrists, he pulls your arms behind your back and holds them there as he leans into you, forcing you to look up at him. He’s not hurting you - he never does - but with all your make out sessions he knows by now you don’t mind being handled a little more roughly sometimes. Not to mention, you’d quickly learned Dewey really enjoyed taking charge… and you were an absolute and total sub for him. “What did I tell you before going on stage?” He asks you, his voice low. “You teasing little devil…” You catch onto his previous warning and grin mischievously. “Oooh….Mister Schneebly, am I in trouble now?” You ask innocently, making doe eyes at him.

He chuckles, his voice a low guttural sound, and shakes his head. Then he raises his face looking at you with a mixture of amusement and desire. You’re standing so close your noses are touching. “You’re impossible -” he murmurs, skimming your face. “I’m still hearing a lot of words and not seeing a lot of action, Mister Schneebly….” You tease him further, careful to brush your lips against his as you speak, “Better be quick if you want to do something about it, before recess is over - ”

He cuts you off once more as he closes the space between the two of you. You gasp loudly as you feel him bite down on your neck. He lets go of your wrists, grabbing your hips instead and pulling you against him as soon as you spread your legs to welcome him closer. He kisses your neck in all your favorite spots, making you gasp airily and roll your head back. Your hands snake underneath his jacket, gliding up his torso and chest before reaching his neck and stopping beneath his jawline to cup his face. You gently pull him away from your collarbone and exchange a longing stare, before leaning forward again and kissing him fervently. You feel his hands leave your hips, caressing your back upward and diving into your hair.

He grabs onto the locks at the nape of your neck and pulls, gently enough so as not to hurt you but still strong enough to elicit a small whimper from you. You retort by biting down on his bottom lip. He doesn’t let you linger too long before he closes his mouth over yours once more, his tongue hungrily tasting you. “My little devil…” he whispers between kisses, pulling on your hair again and making you gasp out loud. “My Rock God…” you reply, moving your hands swiftly down to his hips and pulling him flush against you.

His groin is perfectly levelled between your legs, and as you rock your hips forward and hitch your skirt a little higher his crotch lands right between your thighs. You frantically exchange more heated kisses, biting and sucking each other’s lips. You both have to force yourselves to keep quiet. You’re not sure about Dewey, but knowing you have to hush yourself while he’s pleasing you like this makes you even more flustered.

Dewey groans, suppressing the sound into your mouth when he feels your hand move from his side to his crotch as you caress his groin through the fabric of his jeans. He pulls down harder on your hair, but at this point you only feel the pleasure. His hands let go of your locks and glide under your shirt, his fingers tracing outlines on your naked skin. It’s beginning to feel like its’s not enough...

It never feels like enough, because Dewey always makes you want more. And you can’t have more. At least not for now. Not until you keep that stupid promise he convinced you to make just two weeks before....

❤️

“What do you mean, no sex?”

You’d stared at him as though he’d just suggested to rob a bank in broad daylight. The audacity with which he’d just calmly made the suggestion only sounded more ridiculous given the fact that you were both standing in his office - you propped up on his desk, him between your legs, a position that was becoming increasingly familiar to you both - and he had just broken up a particularly heated make up session to apparently say the dumbest fucking thing he could think of.

“I didn’t say we should never have sex,” he’d retorted, trying to button up his shirt, fix his tie and tame his hair at the same time. “I’m just saying that we agreed we’d take things slow - dontlookatmelikethat - and you’ve been making it very fucking difficult to keep that idea up.” “Yeah - and what’s the problem?!” You'd asked, exasperated. “I’ve told you once, I’ll say it a thousand more times if I need to,” he replied, placing his hands on either side of your body to gaze down at you with a gentle look in his eyes, “You know how much I really care about you, and you know I don’t want to fuck this up. I know how much you want this - and don’t you think for a goddam moment I don’t really, really want this too. But - but!” He’d repeated, eyeing you meaningfully as soon you’d huffed loudly and looked away, “I also want you to enjoy these last moments of high school like you deserve. Your friends, your last lessons, not to mention the end of year concert….and hey? Hey!” He’d placed a finger under your chin to turn your head back towards him, “Listen to me, okay? Take it from an idiot. My first time? I was drunk, high, and I lost my virginity in the back of my friend’s van to a girl I barely knew just because we were having a stupid celebratory night out before the end of school and I felt like I had to do it right at that moment, no matter what. And you know what? It sucked.” Despite you forcing yourself to stay upset, you were listening to what he was saying. “It’s not true that your first time doesn’t really matter, that it’s okay even if it’s bad. It’s bullshit. You’ll always remember it. No matter what. And you’ll always regret not having waited for the right moment just because you thought you had to hurry up. So guess what?” He’d slowly moved a strand of hair behind your ear, “I’m not about to make that mistake with you. Not to mention let you make that mistake to yourself. I like you too much. I care about you, about us, too much to let either of us be that stupid.” He’d gently leaned forward to kiss your forehead tenderly. “I want to make sure it’s special. For you, and yeah, guess what? For me, too. So just…bear with me. Can we just agree on this one thing?”

Taken aback by his genuine display of kindness and caring, you’d found yourself at a loss of sarcasm for once. You had only been able to nod in agreement, waiting for him to continue. “Just promise me we can wait until after your graduation before we go all the way.” “After graduation? After graduation???” You’d audibly groaned. “Dewwww….But that’s two fucking weeks away!” “I know, I know…” “But how the fuck are we supposed to make it to there?!” He’d chuckled slightly, “I don’t know, but we’ll manage…” “…I’m sorry, did you miss the way you just slammed me into your desk to make out like, five minutes ago?! Dew, I could feel you getting hard before we even entered your office, for fuck’s sake!”

He’d laughed out loud at your brazenness, “I know! That’s exactly why I’m telling you this.” Shaking his head lightly, he’d looked at you lovingly and insisted, “Trust me. It’s going to be difficult for me too, but we’ll be glad we waited. Besides…” he’d added, a glint of mischief suddenly sparkling in his eyes, “I only said we shouldn’t go all the way, not stay away from each other…” “Yeah, I really wanna see us try to- ah!” You’d gasped as he dipped his head to teasingly bite you beneath your ear - a spot that was quickly becoming one of his favourites.

“Promise?” He’d mumbled against your neck, slowly starting to drag his nose against your skin, his mouth hovering above each of your sweet spots, “Huh?” You’d closed your eyes in ecstasy. He knew exactly what he was doing and he knew exactly how to make you lose all resistance. It was embarrassing how easily you succumbed to his every move, really. But you also couldn’t give less of a fuck.

Closing your eyes, you’d tilted your head back and taken a deep breath, your hand reaching for his face and holding him closer to you as his hands slowly found their way back to your sides. “All right, Schneebly, I promise…” you’d agreed, not before suddenly rocking your hips into him and making him groan out in surprise. You’d smiled wickedly to yourself, leaning your chest against his and reaching up to gently bite down on his jawline, nibbling on his skin. “But I’m not gonna promise I’m gonna make it easy for you.”

❤️

Those words could not ring truer, given the moment. But Dewey isn’t making things any easier, either. As a matter of fact, it almost looks like he’s forgotten all about your vow right now.

He seems to lose control for a moment as one of his hands dives between your legs to touch you through your panties in response to you caressing his groin. Taken by surprise, you drop your hand from his bulging crotch and almost cry out. He shushes you, covering your mouth with the palm of his hand and pushing his hips against yours, his hand caught in between. Your hands swoop up to the base of his neck, grasping onto his hair.

“Fuck, Dew…” you whisper behind his hand, breathless, “Are you crazy-?” “You’re the one driving me crazy, baby…” he whispers back, resting his forehead against yours. “We should sto-aah!” You moan again as his fingers keep moving between your thighs. “Fuck…Dew…” you bite down on the side of his hand covering your mouth, lowering your head and hiding your face in the crook of his shoulder to cover your panting. You know you should stop immediately...but your mind goes into overdrive with the friction of his fingers against the fabric rubbing onto your sensitive skin and the way his hot breath feels in your ear and his raspy voice cursing under his breath and the way you instinctively push against his hand and roll your hips in rhythm because you just can’t keep your body still. But when you feel his hand try to move your panties to the side, something unexpectedly snaps inside you and you grab his hand, stopping him. “Wait! I can’t…I can’t do this anymore.”

He freezes for a second, dropping both of his hands and confusedly looking at you until you stare intensely in his eyes and add, “I can’t fucking wait anymore. Not one more day. Screw that. I’m over it.” He grins, still panting. He stares at you in silence for a moment, then something seems to click behind his eyes. Lunging forward, he gives you a breathless kiss that leaves you light headed, then pulls away just enough to lean his forehead against yours once more and nods. “You know what?” He asks. You shake your head. “I think I’m done waiting, too.”

He kisses you again, this time more tenderly. “But not here. Definitely not here, for fuck’s sake.” He chuckles lightly, almost to himself, looking around you, “Oh God. What the fuck are we even doing back here…?”

“Then when? Where? Tell me.” You ask immediately, already feeling electric, turning his face back towards you, afraid he’ll somehow lose focus. “Tell me right now, or I will rip your pants off and so be it.”

He almost laughs out loud this time. Then he lets out a deep sigh and smiles at you. “All right, all right, you little minx. Tonight. You can come over to my place after we’re done here. How does that sound?”

You’re so ecstatic to hear him say those words. You almost can’t believe he’s actually agreeing to this. Thank fuck for you and your insane ideas! You throw your hands around his neck excitedly and pull him close, kissing him lightly and then smiling at him. “It sounds amazing.” You answer, beaming. He smiles back gently starting to pull away, but you tug him back. “Hey, Dew?” You ask a little more softly. “Yeah?”

You lower your head, suddenly feeling a little “I think…I think it’s really going to be perfect.”

He smiles sweetly at you, nodding in agreement before giving you one last, longing tender kiss. “I’m going to make sure it’s perfect, baby.” He whispers in your ear, hugging you close to him and sighing deeply.

You can’t wait for the day to be over.

To be continued.......

#my writing #teacher's pet #dewey finn #dewey finn x reader #dewey finn imagine #dewey finn x you #alex brightman #school of rock #school of rock broadway #school of rock musical #beetlejuice #beetlejuice the musical #broadway #beetlejuice x reader #beej x reader

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abcd-adventures · 2 years

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So, holy crap. I’m almost done with school. Will I have time for a life again? Maybe! I miss you guys! I hope you’re well!

As of earlier this month, I am finished with all of my classes for my MSSW. I chose to do extended field hours, though, so I am still at my placement through most of July. I love it SO MUCH. I 100% made the right choice for placements--my work is insane and so busy that it feels like a whirlwind every day, but it makes me so happy--like deep-down-in-my-soul happy. I love my boss, I like my coworkers, and I absolutely love my clients. I provide mental health counseling for a supportive housing community, but I don’t only provide counseling. We support our residents with so many other things like medical case management, legal advocacy, harm reduction, financial coaching...pretty much anything people need support around. Nearly all of our residents come from long-term homelessness or some from the prison system and they have a variety of mild to severe physical and mental health needs.

When I started this program, I had it firmly in my mind that I did NOT want to focus on substance use disorders or more severe mental health diagnoses. *shrug* Turns out people are just people and it doesn’t really matter what they’re dealing with if you connect with them first as fellow humans--nothing seems all that intimidating. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m totally cramming on all things harm reduction and schizophrenia-related among other things, but I don’t feel freaked out or overwhelmed by my clients like I assumed I would. I mean, I probably would (should??) feel total imposter syndrome, but I just know way too many brilliant people who feel that...it’s just kind of sunk in that ALL of us are muddling along as best we can and what matters most...at least in therapy...is just really, really giving a shit, listening, and respecting people’s agency and experience. My boss is an incredible, incredible mentor and has really helped me with finding my footing and settling into that.

Welp, I was going to give an update on family life, but I’m being called from downstairs. Maybe next time... Lol

#I'm alive.#Somehow I'm a therapist?

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toastess-with-the-mostess · 9 months

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Let's Rewind! Toast watches Voltron: Defender of The Universe (1984)

Season 1, Episode 3: A Ghost and Four Keys

First off holy crap is that a killer episode title, I know the gist of what happens already but damn that got me curious

Castle Doom is so cool looking, very cyberpunk

oh sick we get to see more robeasts The robeast coffins are such a cool way to send over literal planet destroying monsters, 10/10 decision

So Zarkon and his forces are ALSO eco-terrorists, fantastic

Coran was being so stubborn before letting the boys pilot the damn lions, why fucking say that they could if you were just going to go stop them from even doing it when they were ready to protect you??

"They wouldn't hit anyone with glasses, would they?" - Pidge You absolute cutie, very bad decision to go out alone but whatever the show goes on, so I know you're not dead by the end

It is sweet how much Coran cares for Allura, I know it's partially because of her being one of the last living royals but still I'm not too much of a Coran fan because of a later episode but for now he's ok

Oh shit ghost dad, that must be a sucker punch for the princess and Coran since they were close to Alfor

Looks like Arus is following Ancient Egypt mummification rules for their royalty, we're really hitting every ancient society with this planet huh

Pidge calls himself a "little Earth man" but I'm not accepting that because we have an episode of his home planet of Balto I wonder how they did the writing for this show because iirc they made up the lore just based off of watching the animation since they didn't get it translated from Japanese

This kid is fighting a whole armada with only a blaster to help, he's absolutely insane

Oh cool their belt buckle doubles as a phone, that's a space saver

Goddamn it Coran,,, this is where your character starts dropping off I understand that you're afraid of sending the boys out in the lions while missing Black, but you're literally about to get one of the pilots killed WHO YOU NEED BECAUSE THERE IS NO REPLACEMENT RIGHT NOW Allura stepped up at least

THE CHUTES ARE BEING USED Getting to the lions is pretty cool, very funny seeing Keith in green though First look at the lions, and they're very boxy looking, it makes sense and doesn't make them any less rad

Pidge has climbed a mountain to get away from the fighters, maybe not the best idea but ok NO THEY SHOT MY BOY

Nabbed by the Arusians surviving in the caves, lucky lucky

FINALLY, THE LIONS ARE FUCKING SHIT UP

Haggar just insulting Yurak for being useless and saying she's better than all of them is so funny too me Like you would be if you weren't weirdly loyal to Zarkon

Why do I remember that the robeasts were made giants before being sent to Arus? This last scene showed the robeast being enlarged in his coffin, so he could bust out of there

NIPPLE DRILL ROBEAST I actually have the 30th anniversary book for Voltron, in it, they actually name and describe the robeasts! This one is called the Battle Batbeast, weighing at 3900 short tons!

The first example as to why the lions can't just fight the robeast, they're legitimately too weak to Now the pilots are knocked out while Pidge is struggling to get to them

Cliffhanger! This is where episode 3 ends, I should be able to manage one more episode later today, so we might actually see Voltron next episode!

#voltron #voltron dotu #voltron defender of the universe #80s voltron #Let's Rewind!#toast talks #back doing classes so I'll probably average one episode a day #we'll see what happens ig

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fandomscraziness22 · 1 year

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keeeeeeer

B, M, P, R, T, U, and V 💕

shelllllly! love you!

B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?

not too many! most of my fics are inspired by something else i've seen/read/listened to instead of my own life lol. without you i'm drifting on is probs the most personal with the angst, and i could get used to this is most personal with the fun! also sorta right this way, because i just freaking love Bandstand and found those parallels so easily

M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

answered here, but another one i know you're anxious for is Healer!Adam au, where adam is also atypical and has a healing power. lots of random ideas, nothing solid for that one (except for the beginning lol)

P: Are you what George R. R. Martin would call an “architect” or a “gardener”? (How much do you plan in advance, versus letting the story unfold as you go?)

oof, it depends! i tend to have a vague idea of what i want to happen (the big thing) but then how i get there is usually determined by the characters/what ends up happening when i'm writing! that's how i thought i was innocent (but there is blood all on my hands) ended up being 3 chapters instead of 2, and how i miss the days when grew to be almost 15k!

R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

definitely you! any time i come up with a good metaphor i think of you <3 but also I think just any of my favorite YA authors, who write fast-paced but also emotional books (like Sabaa Tahir or Leigh Bardugo) influence me. anything i enjoy becomes a sort of an influence, but i'm not sure i could pick out anything in particular i try to emulate?

T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

answered here, but to go along with that, accidental pregnancy. i just don't care for it at all (though i don't mind the occasional accidental baby acquisition if it's done right)

U: Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.

(not counting you, though you are absolutely one of my favs)

@pink-flame her writing is such a good mix of emotions and crazy things happening! also the ability to finish long fics? i envy it! (shh i know she hasn't finished all of them that's okay we love her because we understand)

@pawprinterfanfic listen, i still haven't caught up on the willex star wars au, but HOLY CRAP THIS GIRL'S FICS ARE SOOOOO GOOD!!! also long fics that sustain me forever, it's amazing! the amount of Bellarke this girl has written is insane, and the emotion behind everything is soooo good!

and I CANNOT REMEMBER THEIR TUMBLR THIS IS GONNA BOTHER ME!!!!! but they wrote the amazing juke winter fic called the lucky one (i think it might be you), and also this series about 5 times _ happened. i just love their writing so much!!!! UPDATE IT’S @tangledstarlight THE LEGEND!!!!

V: If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?

listen. this one is one of my favorites so i don't know if i would actually want a sequel to it. but. light my heart and light my shadow. i want to see the emotional fallout sooooo bad!! and like, would it result in caleb telling adam about his powerup sooner? because it might force a conversation earlier? or would things have gotten even more strained between them, and caleb almost doesn't call adam when ben goes missing because he doesn't want to open that can of worms again? i don't know!!!

send me fanfic asks!

#shelly i love you but this was sooooo many!!!#lololol #answered asks #fanfic #fanfic game

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what's frustrating is we get managers who have won before. we're not pulling a chelsea and being shocked that we aren't winning trophies when we have a manager (potter) who never has. so it just makes US look shit rather than the manger. like idk how much this is the players just being shit or the manager being awful with this group in particular

the thing about us getting managers who've won before is that the ones we've gone after specifically have a philosophy and management style that doesn't fit the club's reality. this club has lost its way in terms of a clear philosophy or way of playing/recruiting BUT regardless of any of the theoretical "we want to be a club that does X" talk - this club realistically cannot and will never operate as a "win now" club under our current ownership. that's not even inherently a criticism of them, when done correctly and successfully that can be a fine club model - the issue of course is we are acting delusionally.

we're not a club that will spend half a billion in 2 transfer windows. We can afford to spend a lot more than we do but we do not have the funds to start throwing money around like that and quite frankly given our high profile flops year after year i can see us announcing the £150 million signing of alvaro morata if we did. but if you're not a club that will do that why are you bothering to bring managers in that demand that sort of backing? why are you hiring a manager you immediately don't completely see eye to eye with from day 1? what exactly is the plan here? what vision have we sold these managers on?

out of poch, jose, nuno (gone too soon fly high king), and conte the most shocked I've been at us not winning anything has been under poch. not the "serial winners". there was an idea, a project, a concept etc etc under poch with young players coming in and ACTUALLY BEING COACHED to be better and create a squad that all bought into what the manager was trying to do. the transfers themselves had the usual Tottenham hit or miss to them but you had a sense that every single person involved was moving towards the same thing.

us not winning under jose or conte is v embarrassing (even though i find us being the one blip in jose's resume so funny i cant begin to explain) but i don't think it's a sole reflection on us. it's never just one thing that goes off the rails. it's a combination of players and the manager and the ownership coming together to maximise their joint flop.

it's not all on jose/conte for us not winning things (player mentality and ability and the general squad are all absolutely massive factors) but those managers should have improved our performances. granted jose got us to a final he never got to manage so it's hard to fully judge his legacy in that way but he flopped in enough competitions and oversaw as much crap football as conte so if he'd been sacked at the end of the season no one would have cared too much which says everything.

since the end of poch's tenure we have been on a downward spike so bad it wouldn't even fit on a graph if i tried to show it visually. the fact none of those managers have improved our style of play or the player's mentality or managed to win anything with players that let's face it are shit but mostly bloody internationals for god's sake makes a lot of the "back the manager" rhetoric feel hollow and like a scapegoat which is insane because it is an actual problem. it means the manager absolutely 100% HAS to take a minimum of a third of the blame.

these players are playing like shit though. part of that will be on conte because of his tactics, his subs, the information that the players may or may not understand it's hard to tell from how they play and what seems to be an inability to actually improve players other than bentancur. i mean good god perisic is literally a conte type player who has played and done well under conte and he is a disaster out there - how are you failing to improve your own good player???

like yes romero and davies and dier (and perisc and royal) is not the defence from heaven but it should be conceding less. son, kane and kulu actually IS an attack from heaven and yet I'm not convinced they could tell me what a goal looks like let alone how to score in it. part of that's on conte and whatever he's doing with them. part of that will be on the players and this mentality block/ lack of effort/ no concentration/urgency they tend to display for no rhyme or reason. it's like the style of slow backwards passing lethargic wasteful play is ingrained in our DNA at this point because 4 managers haven't escaped it. and so at a certain point that's on the players.

#sorry to people who send me anons i WILL unfortunately use them as an opportunity to rant #this might be my least coherent rant yet tho i can only apologise a lot a lot a lot

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So these AirHeads right around yesterday saying that they have the fleet that missed that is missing and they're yelling it and my husband says why do you have to yell it if you have it and I wouldn't obey you only if you had power and why don't you have power if you have it it started to explain all this stuff that didn't make sense is it like you can't reveal it until you've built the lasers and other defenses why would you know my brother took it my brother took it and you didn't get the although you demand you took it and you demand and insist which works for me and he starts blabbing this stuff to everybody and they start blabbing it at the max can't figure out what the fudge happened or what they're saying so they're pulling them in one by one they're capitulating then they're not they said we took them in like in the video and they're screaming it and the max said we have to search all your stuff and get rid of you and they start doing it in a big way yesterday and it's getting bigger and bigger regular people can't stand them and they have to know too and these are things that they are going to kill for shouting and it is a lot they're saying it's up to 0.039% an hour and it is starting to climb

Hera

Olympus

So we're saying is a nightmare and it says I'm a giant on the nightmare Giants or nightmares get over it then wetter bed wetter Jesus Christ you people a little babies and he says that last part and I say this is absolutely right he says he returns the thread we end up dead mince meat everyday and we don't know what we're doing in the first place and he doesn't care we're running around saying stupid s*** bothering him harassing him for his pennies and we die even if we're not even getting any and yeah we're useless

Woody harrelson

We're going to prove some of the projects and we're going to make it work and we do know which ones and some of them are not bad a few of them are crazy some I wouldn't even eat at lunch and talk about but he's got ideas at work and construction is one of them they want to build tons of stuff and we wanted to go ahead takes forever and people are complaining it's a nightmare we have to get moving on it they have jobs and will be quiet if that's true

Gene

It's part of it part of his name and part of the problem the other thing is that people are running around saying fuel costs too much energy is terrible and we have tech and we can figure it out we're not even working on that it won't spending time bothering people to be pissy to come after us that has to stop you see big bunkers getting broken that much better so let's get together in a meeting and do something different insane Pontiac is ready to go Harley-Davidson can start they're making a lot of the 350X and the 500x we know about that and it's true and people need transportation need bike suck e bikes suck I say we got to start doing something and we need a lot of that stuff the nightmare you need new cars 4 or 5 years is too old we have a list of stuff let's try it all sorts of things and you can't do anything and these retards are sticks in the mud cuz they think they have stuff should open huge mental hospitals it says no I don't think so but ton to do stuff this is misery

Robert Duvall

They are approving certain plans for projects and we are going to have to move fast we want to get this done and get more going it's terrible there's so much work so we need to hire and we need to get going we have contracts for five things you will probably or possibly release tomorrow they're huge projects in cities to revitalize and take like four or five boroughs down and rebuild them they're all crap and we're in the process of planting no other planned and we just need to go ahead and we expect it tomorrow this kind of project is going to be prevalent and they'll be hundreds and then maybe a few thousand and tons of other jobs coming up real soon so we want ours to get ready talk about it now you don't talk about it

Thor Freya

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creationfathers · 3 months

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psycho latest..

"@ Misha Collins if you're going to keep ghosting me like this then I won't even try anymore . You treat me like a doormat and I just let you ghost me all these years and walk all over me. I deserve better than this crap misha. Celebrity or not . You call yourself " spiritual " but you're egotistical and feed off attention from your fans. Do you even care about me? Am I even important to you at all? Was the last two years just some kind of joke to you? Posting Taylor Swift content just to bait me.... Typical divine masculine behavior! IM DONE BEING YOU TWIN FLAME!"

"@ misha the INVISIBLE string. The golden cord that binds us. DROPPING THE WHOLE BAKERY NOT JUST BREAD-CRUMBS. Is this KARMA? What am I just around to keep you relevant? Do you actually care about me or do you just like the attention that my “crazy twinflame love” gets you? Sitting under a WILLOW tree not-reading any poetry. When I leave you always bait me. Is it me? AM I THE PROBLEM? Or IS IT OVER YET? and you know how to poke my damn buttons. But maybe… I’m still just a little ENCHANTED, thinking about November… but you leave me with all this KARMA AND ILLICIT AFFAIRS…… but baby…. YOUR LOOSING ME… I can no longer hang on….but even when it’s over… I’ll always call you my LOVER."

"@ misha your forever my... Lover. YOU CAN GROW THAT BEARD TO THE ground. And I would still LOVE YOU."

(after some misha fans told her to stop and seek psychiatric help)

"@ misha these people who “adore you” don’t like the other half of your soul…. Hey SPN haters. You take everything I say and turn me into a monster? Just so you know. I will not tolerate hate on a platform that is meant for my self-expression. You know NOTHING and I mean absolutely NOTHING about my life. I have 3 children that are my entire world, and although i never met misha’s children i would consider them as my own if we ever were to be in a place of a real relationship. (But we’re not and never will be) this account is just for self- expression. This is why I stopped writing so much poetry because I am tired of the rumors, speculation, and “gossip”. Xoxo. Have a wonderful day. And be nice from now on or I will not hesitate to block you from a POETRY ACCOUNT made for POETRY and occasionally talking to @ misha"

"Sometimes I wonder how much we mirror eachother. Do you ever miss me and your tired eyes find my poetry? Do I have to tell yourself “don’t look” because you know I’m only talking to you… do you have to burden of wondering “is he talking to me” life must be so easy knowing how much you are loved… knowing you are accepted with every flaw illuminating your beauty."

"November was 4 months ago… yet I’ve aged like it’s been 40 years. Guess twinflame seperation phase has deemed not-so-great side effects."

(posts a pic of herself dressed like an insane person at the Hawaii convention she was kicked out of) "@ misha this was the last day I saw you. I miss you terribly… we only live once. I want to see you again. But you’re going to have to find a way to prove me that this is real for you… I’m Inlove with you. And I know it’s not the kind of love that will ever fade. I said I am committed to you… which I meant. There’s nobody else I want to spend my life with…. I’ll give you time to show me a decent response. Not through poetry. Or something small. In the FLESH misha. I’m loosing hope in “destiny”…"

"@ misha I love you… am I the one you love? Cmon. Take a risk. Say what you feel in person. I’m home… and I’ll wait for you, but I can’t hold hope forever… and I’m loosing it."

and she's changed her Instagram bio to read "IF THIS IS REAL. Extra bedroom in my 🏠 … take the ✈️ 🌴… come see me…. Before it’s too late…before a “what if”"

This person really thinks Misha Collins, a celebrity who doesn't know her, is going to get on a plane to Hawaii, come to her (parents) house and sleep in her spare bedroom so they can have sex and connect spiritually. She thinks he will fly thousands of miles, confess his love for her and admit that he has secretly been pretending to be a woman on the internet for the past four years and sending her coded love messages via an Instagram account.

She genuinely believes that is going to happen.

And she doesn't believe she is mentally ill. 🙄

(PS - isn't it weird how she completely ignores anything that doesn't fit her delusional narrative? like this latest delulu shitstorm was triggered by Misha posting some jokey nonsense about Taylor Swift and she's convinced that's him communicating with her because she has mentioned Taylor Swift before. But all the Ukraine stuff Misha has also posted? Total silence on that from her. No comment at all. Because it doesn't fit her narrative. So it's irrelevant. She doesn't care at all about that stuff. Even though Misha has spent significantly more time and energy on Ukraine than on.. Taylor Swift. He WENT to Ukraine, met Zelensky, hid in a bunker from Russian shelling, met soldiers, made videos, has raised nearly $300,000 for de-mining efforts, he's posted about it literally dozens of times in the past two years. But to her that's nothing. If she's "the other half of his soul" why doesn't she care about the things he cares about??)

She's so stupid

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season 7. i have high hopes for this one

sandra <3. i have only seen her in one other season and i LOVED her so i hope she’s not a let down like boston rob. well at least they get their sneakers. love that rupert stole all the shoes from the other tribe and they straight up didn’t even notice. sandra bartering queen! the morgan tribe is an absolute mess. so unorganized. and so loud. toothbrushes, live chicken, dead chicken, fishing supplies, wine, hot sauce, lanterns, kerosene, knives, blankets. the drake team is so stacked. can that guy dear god PLEASE pull his underwear up and stop flashing crack. two meatheads shawn and burton already alienating themselves? perfect. ......teenage girls jon? hes insufferable. “i didn’t know they made such an animal” okay i kinda love rupert. good i didn’t like nicole.

rupert just loving life and catching fish <3. ya’ll chill. sandra was told to get the tarp so she took the tarp. i know for a fact that that when morgan steals from drake they’re gonna be a lot less about it than sandra. she initially came for a water jug which you guys straight up didn’t have so? what is she supposed to do. and she was trying to be civil and you call her a bitch? men just have to be men huh? you broke ruperts spear?? “he got attached, it was kinda his thing” or maybe that spear was your only source of food and losing it is terrible? the morgan tribe is honestly so pathetic. the problem with the morgan team is that its too dude bro heavy.

jon is so incredibly annoying. jokes in him sandra is a survivor legend. and what about you? a little no buddy from season 7... the morgan tribe my god.... they seem cursed. three tribals in a row?

i hope everyone gangs up against shawn burton and michelle <3. tijuana running out into the water without the goggles because she wasn’t supposed to go and then complaining that she cant see.... it’s really so sad that morgan’s first challenge win was thrown to them. thank god it was burton

it doesn’t shock me that osten is the wait until something becomes an immediate problem to deal with it person. rupert absolutely carries its crazy

maybe if jon didn’t make that stupid we threw the first challenge you guys won then andrew wound’t have won that edurance challenge on pure spite alone. trish really tried to stir up the game and i respect that so much but i’m so happy her plan to get rupert out fell through.

love the outcast twist wonder who they’re gonna vote back in. chill andrew it’s just survivor. i do not like andrew. his presence and his anger make me uncomfortable

love that lil is sticking up for herself! don’t let andrew push you around. you know you’re at the bottom of the morgan tribe so you might has well jump ship to drake. bye andrew! thank god.

love the whole rest of the tribe getting together to form an alliance against sandra, christina, and rupert. and them saying alright we made our deal let’s never talk about it again so we don’t get overheard. slay. can lillian just chill out with all this “i’m the worst person ever” crap. its annoying. sandra hiding out in the bushes to eavesdrop ajbdajdb. “very excitable”? i don’t think i like lillian. not sandra being the one to take rupert out of the immunity challenge that sucks for her. burton is a little dangerous in this game. he has a lot of allies and he is shockingly good at like every challenge. he should probably cut back on the challenges a little if he wants to keep a target off his back. also i like rupert and all but his confidence is a little annoying and also i feel like he takes things too seriously. not with this alpha male shit again jeff. sandra wtf was that random jon vote?? like girl....

burton just immediately jumping down sandra and christina’s throat about the missing fish. i just feel like in a lord of the flies situation burton would kill somebody because he’s gone insane and is suspicious of them. SANDRA? IT WAS YOU? no wonder she’s a survivor villian. .....jon? that’s so fucked up. lying about your grandma dying? asshole. honestly really happy burton got the immunity idol snatched off his neck. this grandma stuff is really gonna come back to bite jon.

Sandra is so evil for hiding all this stuff. I love it though. it's so vindictive. survivor men are the worst breed. they are so sexist every time. they have an "intellectual advantage" over them 🙄 love all these darrah immunity wins. bye bye burton AGAIN 🤭 that's what you get for being sexist. now see, burton, if I were lill I wouldn't give a shit about our alliance considering I would be in third place and you've bad mouthed my intelligence. bitch.

wow jon is just gonna double down on that sexism huh? stop this immunity challenge is so funny. I hope the jury wins. hysterical. so sad they didn't. however i do love that you can see jeff's comment about lil having too big of morals to even let jon have the CHANCE to win the money seep right into her head. bye darrah, i don't really care that you're gone. ......all jon had to say about that woman was rocking body? foul. and they did ryan s so dirty by showing that clip of him with snot falling out of his nose. greattttttt lil gets to decide.....😒 thank CHRIST jon is gone. and hes STILL GOING WITH THE SEXISM. lil is absolutely bombing this. she's rubbing the jury wrong from every angle. but truly at the end there, i have no clue where the jury stands.

damn jeff finally stopped his stupid traveling montage that went on for way too long. i'm gonna miss it. yessssss!!! sandra winning was the best possible outcome with that final 4 thank goodness. so true whatever your name is, i also don't like that those men are saying lil isn't allowed to lie in a lying game just because she happened to be wearing her scout uniform. the dogging on jon is so fun. and when he tries to lean into the villian thing with "maybe my grandpa will die for all stars" and the crowd just BOOED. hysterical.

okay so in conclusion i think 9/10 season. very enjoyable, fun game play and sandra <3

#survivor #survivor7

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